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I was told online by a stancefag that my stock ride height Mercedes E class is an 'suv' looks like shit etc, the usual diss only unprovoked. He drives a stanced VW Passat B5.
Best comeback? I want to burn him. Help me out /o/
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If you need a comeback he's already won.
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>>15368928
Is he fat? Need some ammo here anon.
I meant stanced car is pretty bad. But still
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>>15368968
Never mind, didn't read the part where you said online
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>>15368964
Just want to rustle him instead of not responding at all
>>15368968
not very fat but he's a bearded hipster
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>>15368973
Oh and I do meet him irl sometimes
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>>15368978
>stance
>bearded hipster
kick his ass
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>>15368928
Looks like his axle is melting, he should probably get that checked out
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>>15368928
>He drives a stanced VW Passat B5

I get if it was a lexus or infiniti and he was going for the "VIP" look, but arguing with some lame fucker in a 20 year old VW that is stanced is retarded OP.
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>>15368928
It wasn't stance that made her dance at first glance, I don't need to rhyme, you're still a faggot
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>>15368928
>drives a stanced VW Passat B5
Fucking Poland.
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>>15369092
I've been lucky enough not to see any of such so far. I have to admit, -from my experience- stancefaggotry is almost nonexistent in this country.
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>>15369003
I like it
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>>15368928
>Best comeback?
Punch him.

> Online
Block button.
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Call him a faggot and carry on with life.
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>>15369130
The other day I saw a stanced B5 Passat (Variant of course) with a visible IC and a BOV. I have no idea why you would want to do that to a fucking family wagon but ok.
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keep asking him when he's going to get his suspension fixed
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>arguing over taste

Idiot.
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actual pic of his car kek
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>>15368928
>Best comeback?
Not scraping the shit out of your car on bumps...
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>>15368928
Stancefagging is retarded because
>ruins handling
>causes the underside to scrape, damaging the car and promoting rust
>eats tires up
>looks dumb
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>>15369003
That is

about

alll car people


You stupid fucking autist.
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Drive over a spid bump while giving him the bird and fucking his bitch.
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>Stance haters are this sad

oh man its like middle school in here
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>tfw drive a 89 golf 16v
>tfw it's almost completely stock
>BUT BREH WHY DONT YOU PUT SOME SICK RIMZZ ON IT

stancefags mad as fuck
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>>15368964
This. You've already lost.
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>>15369193
They actually make great power with a few k in mods. Just everything else is unreliable as hell mainly electronics
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>>15370174
>even caring to reply

You're no different
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>>15368928
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>>15368928
It's a fucking imageboard, and I can't post two unique images without text without it being considered a duplicate reply now? Is there a chan that's less shit than this?
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>>15370566
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>>15370572
>>15370570
RIP
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>>15370570
Yes any of them please leave
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>>15370561
>>15370566
>>15370570
>>15370572
Every time
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>>15370584
Subarashii
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>>15369253
Did he lower his mom's station wagon just to pretend it was a track car?
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>>15370550
you know youre low level when the only thing you can think of is

>hurr you replied

you kids are sad
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>>15371024
ahaha a fucking drain cover clipped his oil pan?
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>anon gets shit talked about him
>he fires back with an insult the next day after making a thread on 4chan
You already lost.
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>>15370599

>hit a reflector
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>>15371058
it's the price you pay for looking cool. Something you wouldn't understand driving around in your bone-stock miata with brembo stickers on it
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>>15370574
i actually feel pretty bad for him, that's kinda fucked
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Stance can be moderate
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>>15371254
why? Not like the got injured, and he learned a lesson
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If someone driving a stanced shitbox talks down your superior car just tell him he's a faggot and has bad taste for liking stance.
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>>15370561
>>15370566
>>15370570
Story??
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>>15371324

looks like he got it stuck on the beach and the tide came in to put the car out of its misery
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I find it funny how most stance supporters here either don't own a car or have no stanced ride
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>>15371361
>I find it funny how most stance supporters here either don't own a car or have no stanced ride
Prove it
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>>15371361
most stance haters on here dont have a car and arent even old enough to post without breaking the rules
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>>15371406
buttblasted stancecuck detected
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>>15371416
see what I mean

no one over the age of 18 would willingly post like this
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>>15371420
yup buttblasted stancecuck confirmed
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>>15368928
>Best comeback?
there is none, simple as that, because
STANCE WORKS
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>>15369269
>ruins handling
lel
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>>15371550
it does though
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>>15371556
Yeah, I'm sure these handle just horribly.
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>>15371569
>let me post an example of a car that isn't stanced

damn, the stancecuck literally grasping at straws
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>>15371587
The problem with trying to show a stancefag they are wrong about stance - They are so deluded they think that stance is the same as a lowered car used in racing.
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>>15371024
>>15370599
>>15370574
>>15370566
>>15370553
i love this shit. Lets make our cars less practical in every single way just to look cool! The only difference between this shit and attaching stick on vents to your car is that stick on vents won't deter you from getting over a god damn speedbump.
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>>15371550
Only if you're retarded to add negative camber to the rear wheels
Adds more grip to the side wall so no smooth dorifto and shit wear
Only front negative camber for more oversteer and twitchiness in the steering
pic related proper drift setup from a D1SL car
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>>15371627
but most guys do not fucking slam the front end since ebisu has that infamous jump
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>>15371621
Fucking this, everytime
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>>15368928
It's because you like performance in a car. You don't like ruining a car like your Mexican Passat that is worth less than a set of 4 OEM shock absorbers for your merc.

And also.

At least is RWD.

Pic very unrelated
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>>15371587
Oh sorry, I didn't realize that the stance hater was actually a closet stancefag that has opinions about what is and isn't "stance."

>>15371600
Don't you have to go spend another $10,000 on a CRX?

>>15371627
>Only if you're retarded to add negative camber to the rear wheels
Is BMW factory stancefag now?
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>>15371658
its pretty easy to know what stance is and what isn't

If I don't like it, it's stance

keep grasping at straws, stancecuck
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>>15371676
>my opinion about a vaguely defined idea is the only correct one
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>>15371658
>bmw factory
kek. Sure mine isn't low enough though. only reason manufacturers add a bit of camber is to prevent the ass from swaying out as much when cornering, helps prevent the chassis from oversteering.

I hate dislike stance though.
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>>15371707
Hate is too much for you, dislike is what I wanted to say
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>>15371701
>stance isn't utter garbage
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>>15371658
yes, because performance isn't cutting 3 coils off your springs and putting 195 tires on a 10" wide wheel
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>>15368928
Isn't the best comeback asking him to race you and beating his ass?
Or making him go to a track and not passing tech because his car is set up dangerously
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>>15371742
>cutting 3 coils off your springs and putting 195 tires on a 10" wide wheel
Yes, that obviously describes 100% of stance.
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>>15371767
dayum thats a delicious z
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>>15368928
Oh, did he hit you in a nerve? Didn't get a good comeback, you're still sweating bullets while sitting on your cumputer at home, because you can't let go of the fact that you got roasted by some stancefag?

How weak are you?
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>>15369003

kek fukn saved
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>>15371767
>>15371776
are you implying that stance doesn't affect the way a corvette handles?

its not like a corvette handles good to begin with
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>>15371641
>shock absorbers
it's true
one of my rear absorbers (airmatic) failed and the oem part cost a fucking fortune
I bought a used, restored one with a 2 year warranty, was 4 times cheaper than new.
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>>15371829
There's your comeback.

Post results anon
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>>15368928
>Best comeback? I want to burn him. Help me out /o/

Iv seen so many lowered cars fuck their shit up on the most trivial bumps.
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>>15371815
>hey lets compare an old car to a newer one and show how a newer one is better

Wow, you sure showed him, no one expected it not even myself
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>>15372437
>beat by a fucking MX5
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>>15372449
Musty
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>>15372473
Oh wow, so it takes a 650hp race built corvette to beat a fucking shitbox mazda, GM sure is on top of the game, the game of can't compete.
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>>15372473
>GM FANGIRLS THIS ASS BLASTED
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>>15372449
>old car gets beaten by a new car

What's new?
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>>15372491
A
FUCKING
MIATA
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>>15372480
>newcar
>shitbox

You don't seem to understand what a shitbox is, all I see is a roadster.
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>>15370574
LOL
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>>15372497
A newer miata
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>>15372525
>miata 0-60 in 8.1
Shit i knew they were slow but not that slow
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>>15372534
>slower than a Ford Focus
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>>15372550
NO FORD NOOOOOOO
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You are a cuck for having a stock E class
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>>15372400
yeah he ended up calling me underage, daddys money etc
he is around 27 yo and still drives a $1500 vw
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>>15369008
>Lexus

Dont give the Goy any props.
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>>15369130

Just be glad that you have the shitiest roads in Europe, Boland
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>>15371627

Its still shit for any form of streetcar.

I had badly alligned front wheels with very slight negative camber and the thing ate tires like crazy and on any road that wasnt perfectly smooth it pulled the wheel like crazy.
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>>15372525
>>15372534
Those numbers seem odd, i had one and thought it was 140 bhp, 130 mph and high 7s
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>>15370599
The best bit of that image is he is posting that like "look how cool my cars is guys its so low it hit a road reflector"
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>>15371569
>he thinks a Corvette is stances
WEW LAD. Have you looked under a Corvette? They are completely flat. They come low stock and don't have any faggy camber shit. A Corvette is an actual car, not your cambered out integra, you Mexican shit head.
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>>15371262
Acceptable
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Show him this
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>>15368928
shut
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>>15376813
Holy fuck how did I miss that in that thread? That's wonderful.
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>>15376813
>stance
>Stella
Bad taste across the board
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>>15368928
His car looks like my hot wheels after my little cousin banged them on the floor and jammed the wheels in the well.
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>>15379828
>literally overpriced miller.
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>>15376813
sad that its considered screencap worthy

so desperate for ammo
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>>15371569
Compared to literally any european car, they do.
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>>15383402
>Literally any European car
>Reliant Robin
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>>15382422
stancefag pls go
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Only been asked once if I plan to slam the car I just replied its low enough now and I'd rather save the money for a new engine.

Shut that down. I don't really hang with posers so havent had the "you should stance it bro" much
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>>15368928

He's a stance-fag.

A stance-fag is an attention whore pretending to be into cars

Stance-fags mod their cars the way they do because they know that positive or negative, they are going to get attention from (normal) people.

He's attacking your car because he wants you to react.

You reacting gives him attention.


Don't give him attention. Don't respond.
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