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>>10361928
>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1135516
>Previously on /dbt/
>>15350214
tempted.xlsx
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/motorcycles/1999-suzuki-tl1000s/1116897127
Aite, m8's.
>>15351616
horseface/10
fake breasts?
>>15351616
that has got to be one of the worst duckfaces I've ever seen
reminder that honda a shit
>>15351618
>but still a few notches above my league
>>15351616
her arms are twice as big as mine
>>15351616
what's wrong with her
>Honda women
>>15351627
I thought I already told you to post the gif
>>15351628
Well you have got the physique of a 17 year old trap.
>>15351629
>her
>>15351627
who are you quoting?
>>15351632
I don't have it, m8.
>inb4 "save it you cock sucker"
>>15351635
lol was actually about to say "him"
we all learned our lesson from anonykitt
>>15351616
I thought that was CC81PT's wife before I noticed the panniers are wrong.
Summoning CTA
Sickest exhaust I've seen on an LB2 ever
Just got a new ninja 300. What do
>>15351634
Think I could makie good money in thighhighs and a skirt?
>>15351640
My inner monologue.
>>15351642
buy her some braces before you apply instagram filters
>>15351646
walk it out of the dealership and lose $2000
or stall and scratch it.
>>15351645
Looks stupid desu
>>15351652
oh, we all made them an hero a few years back
>>15351631
>posting inferior Honda woman
>not posting superior Honda woman
>>15351646
you bought it new?
>>15351645
10/10
>>15351647
If you put effort into decent makeup, hair, shave body fully and can go through with being a trap whore then yeah. There's big money in TV escorting. $500 an hour if you're good.
>>15351645
>>15351661
>>15351657
I bought a brand new 2016 KRT edition for $5655. Is it a good deal?
>>15351659
but anon that's a drawing and not a woman
>>15351659
>>15351668
>she'll always be a woman to me
>>15351662
I gained weight binging on ice cream sandwiches and weed but I'm taking oxys again so I'll lose it in a week or two.
>>15351673
pretty sad desu
>>15351668
She exists in my heart fuck you
there was a guy recommending buell in the last thread. I've been looking for this article in response ever since.
check it: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1a_1441875666
>>15351674
Should be enough time to get your makeup right.
>>15351671
>that face
>those shoulders
>those saggy breasts
She has the body proportions of a man m8.
>>15351631
>>15351659
>mfw 2D beats 3D yet again
>>15351682
>She
>>15351682
>Pattaya
>dem AID's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC65JCUoDf0
pls respond
>>15351693
>(you)
>>15351692
would ride
and I guess the girl, too
>>15351697
what's up baird
>when someone in your bike squad buys a honda
>>15351703
>>15351716
>implying you have a bike squad
(You)
>>15351707
sup girl
>went out with grill last night
>drank too much
>went back to her place but felt too shitty to do anything with her
>went to sleep
>woke up hung over
>tfw cucked by alcohol
>>15351729
>that rossi
muh dick
>>15351729
>rossi
damnnn.
>tfw I made a fake tinder with a handsome guy just to see what it would be like
>200+ matches with beautiful girls in under 24 hrs
>>15351730
more squad than u tho
>>15351742
I always have friends with me in my head m8
t-this'll buff out r-right guys?
lel at the zany crutchlow
>>15351753
The fuck is that, bird shit?
>>15351740
Isn't this what normies call catfishing?
>>15351691
fucking highsides man
>>15351757
>bird shit bending reflections around it
>>15351753
did you drop a crow bar on it?
>>15351760
KTM is upside down!
>>15351757
>>15351765
Paint from the bank bollard....I forgot to put down my kick stand....
>>15351769
have a consolidation (You)
>>15351776
Feels bad man. This is the last thing I need rn
>>15351768
that's more of a botched wheelie
>>15351779
Look at the KTM guy m8
>>15351780
oh. Holy fuck.
>>15351778
Time to go streetfighter
>>15351768
>locking your back brake like that
was this nigger trying to die?
>>15351780
>orange bike
Must be an KTM!
>>15351790
>>15351788
>squids
Yeah prob
Darwinism at work here lads
>>15351792
>is retarded
Must be a Joke!
There is literally nothing wrong with ABS
>>15351796
I-I was just pretending
>>15351796
>>15351790
Found the ktmfag
Why are you here and not out riding, anon?
>>15351805
>actually owning a ktm or a dirtbike
lolno
>>15351759
I'm not stealing info, just punishing myself
"Typically what happens with these bikes is the electrics fail... if not after melting because there is no heat shielding or because the wires are not rated for the amperage, or because humidity got above 1%.
then fluids leaks from everything that has some kind of fluid in it
Then things start to fall off because in an effort to save money on assembly no lock tight or spring washers were used. quit possibly neither were spanners, with all nuts and bolts only cinched up with little child fingers
Then stuff rusts because it was made from recycled fencing wire and the stainless steel had no chromium added to the alloy some say it may just be rusted metal sprayed over with chrome paint.
If your lucky it will fall apart in the driveway while you look at it too hard, and not while you are riding it."
>>15351797
not going to lie, those training wheel things seems pretty fun
>>15351807
I don't have a bike.
>tfw TT works
>tfw fast
good feel
>>15351812
>harleyDavidson.txt
>>15351810
I like the way KTM's look but I'd never buy one. I despise people who buy a specific car or bike based on color. what are paintjobs what is plastidip
>visit ducati dealership
>they see my color scheme
>owner asks me if I like KTM
>says if I had said yes he would've asked me to leave
kek
>>15351819
do a willy
>3 hours of riding today, mostly training basics
>nothing worth sharing
i live in a boring city, i guess it wont get any better
>>15351797
no abs looks like fun as hell
>>15351797
Only idiots who think abs somehow inhibits your ability to practice how to brake property think this.
>>15351812
what is a harley
>>15351823
that ducati dealer is a real dipshit desu
>>15351754
>>15351729
Where can I buy prints of stuff like this?
>>15351826
could work on your countersteering a bit more there friendo
>>15351825
I lifted front wheel today while accelerating
gut only about a 2 centimeters
will willy training maybe after I made the carbs
>>15351838
http://buyfags.moe/Full_guide#Custom_prints
>>15351840
I wish I could shoot a fat big boy load on your seat
>>15351840
>blue seat
comfy
>>15351850
I know, you already told me yesterday.
>>15351839
i will, have to do another 4 lessons before i get permitted to do the practical test anyways
could you elaborate on that to improve in detail? my instructor said it all looks pretty good
>riding school standards
>>15351858
Do you keep it in a garage?
>>15351860
good usage of KTM
>>15351863
ofc because I don't want people to cum on my seat
>>15351871
Ach nö ;_;
>>15351862
It's not bad at all but the rapid increase in leaning from the first cone to the last looks squirrely. It probably wasn't the point of that exercise but you didn't use your throttle at all. Rolling on and off for each lean would make a world of difference, albeit if it increases your distance between cones. It's always about control, not speed when it comes to drills. The slower the better unless those were emergency swerves.
>>15351819
What was wrong with it?
>>15351882
found the honda owner
>>15351862
Check the end of last thread for some useful scans too btw.
>>15351876
tut mir leid Kollege
>>15351880
I ran it dry and thought something was fucked yesterday, but actually it was just missing gasoline.
ayy'm retarded
Is there an acceptable time to revbomb someone?
>>15351885
You got me
>>15351889
in place of your horn or while doing something illegal
>>15351754
that's by ranka fujiwara, cal crutchlow is basically her husbando and she ALWAYS, I mean ALWAYS draws him with an evil grin for some reason.
>>15351887
Don't you have a reserve on your petcock?
>>15351902
Is that stephen curry?
>>15351889
Not really, just use your horn if you need to get someones attention. To a non bikefag a revbomb can just sound like a moron who doesn't know how to shift gears properly.
>>15351889
Can you think of an emergency situation in which removing drive to the rear wheel, twisting your braking hand around so that it's impossible to use the front brake, leaving you with only the possibility of free coasting or lightly braking with the rear as the best course of action?
I can't.
>inb4 hurr durr my horn is 2 quiet tho
You can buy deafening horns for under 100 bucks and don't tell me you're too tech illiterate to install them.
that's what you're doing when you're rev bombing, and I fucking can't.
>>15351879
no, no emergency swerves, it was 30kmh slalom, cone distance is fixed, so is speed but yes, i didn't even think about changing throttle position
>>15351886
i'll take a look right now
>>15351628
squidanon, are you a woman or man? I swear, your arms and general figure looks like a boyish girl.
reminder that the proper method to dispose of old tires is a flaming burnout
>>15351917
nothing feels more natural than a fistful of throttle after leaning.
>>15351920
:3
>>15351891
>>15351912
>>15351914
It's been a bad habit of mine to do it to people that try silly shit on the freeway lately. Stuff that doesn't warrant a horn but annoys the shit out of me anyway.
Latest instance was some silly cunt that decided it was a good idea to brake hard to 20km/h in a 100km/h zone because he wanted to slip into the slow moving left lane.
>>15351917
Here's a few more pages with drills
>>15351930
>>15351879
>rolling on and off the throttle
It's like you never even watched Twist of the Wrist II.
i have a confession... i actually want a super duke...
>>15351936
one of the better KTM bikes
>>15351934
Tbh I really enjoy doing these in empty parking lots.
They're actually pretty fun.
>>15351935
It's for the drill and slaloms m8, not for cornering.
>>15351934
>>15351949
>>15351930
Ah, so you're a trap, then? Not that it matters, just curious. You doing okay? I heard you were in and out of the hospital for going off your rocker. Something about taking a hostage?
>>15351945
Chopping the throttle anywhere will make it look and feel terrible, and is dangerous.
Repeat after me: Once the throttle is cracked open, it is rolled on evenly, smoothly, and constantly throughout the remainder of the turn. The exception to that rule is multiple corners, which then the throttle is held at a certain spot, and then rolled on. Chopping the throttle is dangerous practice that can lead to bad habits.
>>15351624
>>15351957
>>15351887
Naja, vielleicht kommst du ja irgendwann doch zum SEM.
>>15351922
>not on fire
literally no gixxer power
>>15351958
http://qns.com/story/2015/11/12/emotionally-disturbed-teen-arrested-in-whitestone-hostage-incident/
I got back from long term rehab in Cali two days ago and I'm doing good. I'll be riding again within a week hopefully. Gotta recharge my battery, change oil/gas, renew registration + inspection, and buy insurance.
>>15351964
www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2016/june/honda-cbr600rr-killed-off/
fucking KEK
>>15351965
>>15351978
>Honda killing the fireblade will happen in your lifetime
Ohh shit can't wait
>>15351978
There goes my future bike...
>>15351963
>still at the level where he takes everything in ToTW2 at face value
I loved that in motovudu, crafar dedicated an entire section to "mythbusting" things from ToTW2
>>15351983
>>15351905
I'm always riding on reserve
>>15351968
eines tages vielleicht
>>15351991
>>15351995
>on vacation
>have a working 90s sportsbike
Is this real life
>>15351936
I think the KTM street bikes look cool.
>>15351965
This is probably some of the best advice I've ever read.
>>15351992
>I'm always riding on reserve
Are you a moron or is your petock broken?
>>15351988
And the motovudu stuff has also been debunked. Competing racing schools trying to differ on their products? Whoda thunk!
>>15352003
Take it to the beach!
>>15351992
Ich bereite mich schonmal darauf vor ;^)
>>15352016
this!
>>15352003
>>15352013
both
>>15352017
gut ;))
>>15352003
>knocks on wood
>>15352014
Don't forget to bring you're safety axe, anons.
>>15351606
> Hating on Ninja 250s in the OP
I'm home
>>15352030
squidanon met up with KKK in real life and rekt his mum's pussy while KKK was locked in the bedroom closet. KKK had his first ejaculation because squiddie touched his no-no's in 1st grade when KKK didn't even know what "penis" meant. KKK was forced to watched his mum lose her virginity to squiddie's squid dick whilst he touched himself and ejaculated to the sight of his mum being rekt by squiddie. This is how KKK lost his virginity and innocence. From then on he'd torture animals and secretly masturbate to his mum while in her prescence. He mixed his cum into his mum's cooking and tricked his guests/friends into ingesting his semen. When KKK reached the age of 18 he started experimenting with urethal insertion and BDSM. He used common household items while he hid in the locked closet secretly watching squidanon rekt his mum. before, during, and after he'd touch himself to the sight of his mum being raped by squiddie; he was unable to understand his subconscious impulses to stroke his throbbing shaft. Eventually, it reached the point where he started using his own freshly spilled blood as lubricant during these sexual encounters between squiddie and his mum and unintentionally fainted upon ejaculation from loss of blood. When he collapsed, knocking the closet door down, SQUIDDIE then proceeded to fukt him, as his mum's saggy vagina had long been rekt by a pack of African-American midget squids. he was urinated on by his own mother's cum-filled vagina and sexually exploited and abused by squidanon whilst unconscious. he woke up to find his penis impaled by multiple household objects including a push-pin, hairbrush, and toothpick. His rekt mum's rekt pussy was shown discarded and dismembered on the bedroom floor to him. his mum then proceeded to sexually abuse him further, re-opening the fresh wounds on his anus by his mother. After he was sodomized by his rekt mother's pussy squidanon came back into the room and proceeded to fukt his mum AND his mum.
>>15352027
this is why covering the clutch is important, children
Ninja 250 is a gateway motorcycle of the worst kind. It's a bad bike, a clusterfuck of layout and carburetion that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive engine speed and PLASTIC. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The fairings all trying their hardest to look cool, the stickers, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Kawasaki world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the motorcycle make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Ninja 250 is basically THE motorcycle to attract the most hated bike fanbase known to /dbt/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Ninja 250 threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>15352039
Ninja 250 is love Ninja 250 is life
>>15352037
Covering your clutch doesn't help much if you decide to roll out in front of a truck.
>>15352039
Seriously, m8. You were being cool up until now. There's no need to start your spamming shit and ruin threads again.
>>15352045
life has new meaning to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAjInKiOkqo
>>15351978
Well that sucks. The CBR is good on itself but if you have competition like
>GSXR600
>ZX6R
>R6
>Daytona 675
I'd rather take one of these. They need to come back with a complete redesign in 18/19 to make it interesting again
>>15352047
I'm done.
>>15352000
>>15351995
>>15351991
>>15351983
>>15351965
>>15351957
>>15351949
oi m8 can you zip that and post it on zippyshare.com?
>>15352064
http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/gXyKLSTW/file.html
>>15352050
>>15352045
are roos the deer in headlights of australia?
>>15352074
worse, much worse.
>>15352072
thanks senpai
>>15352082
np. wanna fug?
>>15352084
sure where u at
>>15352074
theyre pretty much like "hey that big fuckin' scary and loud thing's going fast, i better jump in front of it"
>>15352091
whitestone NYC
>>15352096
kek
>live on a privileged parkway by the freeway exit
>get sung to sleep everynight by bike flybys and nice cars
Would you ride it?
>>15352115
It looks very uncomfortable.
>>15352111
what a nice way to say 'I'm poor'
>>15351818
I feel you man...
>>15352115
Hell yeah.
>>15352137
sup baird
>>15351860
Is this what happened to SEF? ;_;
>>15352171
>>15352167
Probably more like this without the boat.
>>15352171
I-I can be your grom for the night, sempai... Just close your eyes and believe...
> CB600F overheating in traffic.
> Oil temp in the red
> starts to sound like the exhaust is muffled
> cuts out
> Sit by the road waiting for it to cool.
> 5 mins its fine ride away
There are no leaks. Coolant issue ?
![MBloYtk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vgQRi7S.png "MBloYtk[1].png")
>>15352171
Why do you even like that little slut, anon-kun? You could have any ire you wanted (like me).
>>15352189
Possibly air filter
Hi guys, looking to get my young nephew his first motorcycle as he keeps asking to borrow his Dad's Hayabusa (Which is far too much for a 15 year old)! What dohc i4 water cooled bike would you recommend? He likes the look of the Hayabusa fairing if that helps
>>15352215
Get him a used 250/300 ninja/cbr at most.
>>15352120
for u
>>15352215
Honda Blackbird.
>>15352237
>15yo on a blackbird
>>15352215
>he keeps asking to borrow his Dad's Hayabusa
>>15351606
My dad has this CB125 rotting in the garage, he said I could have it if I got it fixed.
Currently it needs a ton of shit to be road legal, but it does run. The big issue is it will randomly rev up on its own, at idle and on the road, and you have to bump the throttle to get it back to idle. It's got an aftermarket carb, but it feels like its tuned right, and the mixture screws aren't vibrating out.
>>15352245
>15yo on my dick
>>15352153
suhh dude
>>15352257
Throttle cable getting caught on anything when turning the bars?
>>15352263
ayy lmao
>>15352209
I'm taking my ER-6N for its first service on Monday. Maybe 1h30.
Should I try and blag a test ride on one? I'd quite like to try it
>call some dude's aftermarket exhaust ugly
>turns into nobikes shitting on bikes they've never even seen in person
Man kids don't even realize the CBR300 pulls better than a Ninja 300 in real world riding and hangs with the R3 at city speeds
>B-but if you drop the clutch at 9000rpm and redline every gear it's 2 tenths faster to 60mph it must be better
>>15352292
who are you quoting?
>>15352292
you sound mad
>>15352292
>Giving this much of a shit about 300s
>>15352300
It's the withdrawal speaking
>>15352292
All the 300s are the same shit different pile mate, hate to break your e-penis.
>I ride a motorcycle
>oh nice which one?
>CBR
>which CBR
>...250r
>oh...
I always try to get away with just saying CBR
>b-but 250 is all you need for the city
>its more than enough to get you killed
>a-and my bike is custom
>I've only been riding for a year
>If I had bought a bigger bike I would've crashed by now
>>15352292
>implying anyone cares about 300s
lol they're all shit.
>y-you'll like it when you see it!
>I plan to buy a bigger bike when I can
>I got a good deal on it
>at least I have a bike
>>15352315
>Anon, i've heard you ride motorbikes
>Ye
>Which one's yours
>The Aprilia
>You're bullshitting me, are you?
>No ;_;
Alternatively
>How big is your bike
>It's a 750 v-tw
>WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING?
>No...?
>That thing's gonna kill you
>>15352332
>>15352322
>>15352315
>falling for the sub 600 meme
>>15352315
>>15352322
>>15352332
saved
>How many wheelies have you popped?
>Haha... I've lost count....
>>15352349
>do a wheelie bro!
>haha next time bro there's too many cops around
>oh...
We comfy now.
The seat didn't quite fit right. It took quite a bit of forcing to get it on. I even had to leave off the front hook bolt to get the rear bolt in. Also it was resting directly on the battery so I temporarily took that out. Overall very poor fit.
It's significantly more comfortable than my old seat. However I would have preferred the standard height seat as the foam in this one is pretty thin. Also it dips down in the middle which makes me feel like I'm trying to slide forward if I sit back on the seat. For $20 I can't complain though.
Also I mounted my phone on my handlebars and the vibrations ruined it again so my pics are worse than ever.
>>15352341
>Why would you ride that on the road?
>Aren't those dirt bikes for kids?
>Is that a scooter?
>>15352355
Is your phone high?
>>15352360
>Is that a scooter?
I can laugh at you for that one
>>15352360
>that pic
my sides
>>15352363
The lens is cracked, and these HTC cameras are very sensitive to vibrations so mounting it on the handlebars ruins the sensor and it constantly goes through a cycle of trying to refocus.
>mfw my father just wished me to die on my bike
Allright then.
I'm fucking done with this family.
>>15352363
kek
>>15352360
Carrying females
>Why are your pipes under the seat?
>Doesn't it get hot
>Anon we're not gonna go too fast, are we
>What do you mean hold o
>*Incoherent screaming*
And i still haven't managed to convince the crush to hop on
>>15352376
>die riding
wouldnt have it any other way
>>15352379
>What do you mean hold o
>falls off
>keep riding and speed away as fast as possible
>slow down!
>speeds up
>>15352383
I have to make sure he gets fucking nothing of my shit first.
And I'm not even gonna leave anything to my family because they would just help him.
>>15352311
That's more or less the point. People think their cuckbike is objectively better and shit on others just because it does things differently when they're all different tradeoffs.
The fact no comparison tests can actually agree which bikes handle better or ranking order should be a clue.
>>15352390
Leave it to us, anon!
Hey I'm looking for a used dirt bike that's street legal or a motorcycle that could handle mild terrain. I live in Iowa and I'm a beginner. What do?
>>15352389
Kek
>Male friend shit talks my twin
>Have him hop on
>Doesn't want to hold my chest cause "that's gay"
>Brap
>Mo more friend on the back
Lowkey, whenever i have anyone but my sister on the back i try to impress them
>Including friends' gfs
>>15352398
Pretty much all motorcycles can handle light off-road.
>>15352372
what's funny?
