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"You've been doing great work for the past year, anon. I think you deserve a promotion, but the shitbox has to go. Garage it, sell it, give it to your nephew, I don't care. I don't want to see it in this parking lot again.

Here's $70,000. Buy yourself something respectable."

What do you get, /o/?
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70 twingos
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A used silver Accord.
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>>15349327
A Ford Shelby GT350R.
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Is a lightly used Cayman S respectable?
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If you pick a coupe you're a manchild.
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>>15349377
only a manchild cares what other people think

a real man does whatever the fuck he wants
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BMW M2

Spend the remaining $15,000 on a vacation.
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>>15349377
I'm okay with that as long as I have my coup.
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>>15349327
A mint Citroën sm
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>>15349386
executive mean he wants something that looks professional and that sell success
so i go for an high end 4 door german sedan a porsche could be fine too coupé if you got a family and don't want the 4 doors
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>>15349404
coupé*
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>>15349404
koup*
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>>15349377
>Infiniti
End yourself and your shit taste. you either buy a Jaguar, Merc, or Cadillac. Japs cant make luxury
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>>15349421
>dem glasses tho
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/cto/5627871124.html

This will do if I get to keep the rest.
Maybe a lower mileage one though, but swb manuals are hard to find.
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>>15349327
If my boss would give me 70k to buy a car I'd choose whatever car he likes and sucks his cock at the end
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>>15349461
>being white trash
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Buy some boomer's crap and swap in some fuckhuege twin turbo v8.
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>another innocuous thread proudly brought to you by the NEETs of /o/ imagining what employment is like
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>>15349486
They can't achieve, may as well let them dream.

So why are you here neetlord?
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Anything but m3 or amg c-class is a bad choice. In real life (my dad has had this exact situation except he got a finance lease that was discounted instead) they get pissed if you don't have a 4 door luxury German or a lexus. Infiniti and and GM or ford products are usually thought of as too 'local' (especially in Aus where are our auto industry is basically non-existant outside the country, and will die by next year) and lower class or bogan.

Also, it's hard to get away with coupes or sporty looking cars most of the time. They want boring name-brand car that is black and has 4 doors. Anything else is seen as a misappropriation of what they've given you.
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>>15349505
>so why are you here neetlord
Because I hate my own kind
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>>15349327
Some Lexus or something.
I'd get a blown c5z personally and bank the rest for tires, but I'm not a big faggot like yourself.
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>import 1JZ-GTE nipbox for under $10k
>pocket remainder
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>>15349377
> a single person walking towards a car

what are the other 3 doors for though?
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Honda Accord
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>>15349327
Lexus LS
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What's the most expensive car that still looks cheap as fuck? Or what shitbox for sale has the most expensive top trim level? I'd probably do something like that.
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500cc two-stroke dirt bike.

Smoke him when he tries to tell me to get something else
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Definitely a used CLS AMG. Classy, roomy for golf clubs and clients to take to lunch, and loud / fast.
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>>15349571
Toyota Century would be odd
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>>15349327
Time to go look at the price of jaguars.
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His job, because he's calling company product shit like a middle managing tard
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>>15349582
then offer to sell him some weed
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Two restored 1957 bel airs.

One in a gasser style setup, Other a street rod.
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>>15349689
ive never had weed though anon
i just like the idea of two-strokes
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>>15349690
>muh fitty sen
Okay, grandpa.
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>>15349755
I want this in a car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZkxJJrB9ZM
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>>15349781
What's wrong with old cars?
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>tfw you'd have a cooler car than your boss
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>>15349424
>Jaguar, Merc
enjoy your $8000 service
>Cadillac
enjoy your fisher price interior
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MK4 Supra and use the rest to rice/restore it
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>>15349803
is that a vega wagon?

Almost mistook it for a maverick wagon.
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F-Type, without even having to think too hard about it.
But, if it were the type of job where they'd pay for me to have a nice car, I would assume a big part of my job would be entertaining clients, they would probably want a sedan. I'd do an XF-S for that I think, because it has enough room, and will leave a pretty good impression that I don't just drive some black or silver German car.
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GTR nismo or ford GT egoboost
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I'd get a GT350R and a truck load of tires fur it
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>>15349327

I'll buy a 1969 Torino and stuff in a supercharged 429ci engine / custom 5 speed manual
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>>15349690

What is so special about the 57 anon?

I know a lot of guys collect the 55-57 but what makes that year special to you?
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Hellcat Charger obviously
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A buick grand national and fix the crap out of it.
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>>15350220
>Dodge Charger
>respectable
why would you want people to think you're a nigger?
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>>15349870
Yeah it's a Vega. The Vega has a slanting forward front end while the mav has a sling inwards front end. I didn't even know mavericks came in wagons
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65 Riviera, fuck driving rational vehicles
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>>15349518
Does Cadillac count in your gm assessment?
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>>15349327
I would suck his cock and then ask for a few grand more.
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volvo polestar wagon

60k in blue as fuck color
10k for dank mods
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>>15350604
I was thinking 64 lincoln continental, but I like your style.
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>>15349327
LS400 with some nice wheels, engine mods and a manual transmission swap, maybe a few extra things like a drinks fridge and a decent headunit or something.
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>>15350622

>it's an alphonse posts without his trip thread
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>>15350629
>64
>Not 63
I bet you also didn't pick the superior 4 door convertible, in black, with a 460.
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>>15350629
Another quality option. You could probably get away with any classic american car as long as it has shiny black paint and doesnt sound like an entire Iowa car show when you start it up
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>>15350639
>trip
I never had a trip, newfag
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>>15350645
trip on alphones
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>>15349327
Spend $25,000 on a used Jaguar XJ that I'll only drive to work and other status conscious areas, spend the rest on a Camaro SS and supercharge it.
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>>15350584
That mostly applies to the non-Hellcat ones though.
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>>15349327
A loaded T8 V90, or an automatic Giulia QV if I get a good maintenance plan at the dealership.
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>>15349796
Slow
Ugly
Deprecated
Waste of gas
Parts hard to find
Rolling Death Trap
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>>15350730
>Slow
We're only just back to late muscle car era performance in terms of raw horsepower.
>Ugly
Opinions.
>Deprecated
Opinions.
>Waste of gas
Retrofitting modern EFI systems into old cars get you great gas mileage, because old cars are lighter.
>Parts hard to find
Theb you aren't looking.
>Rolling Death Trap
Agreed.
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>>15349796
They're too much of a liability in a business sense.
That's why large businesses that aren't struggling keep their fleet (be they cars, trucks, or equipment) updated. Depreciation is a lot easier account for than random sporadic repair bills.
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>>15350752
Op is talking about personal vehicles, not company/fleet cars
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A nice simple sedan
With a 351 Clevo
And a 4spd
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>>15350761
>Op is talking about scenarios that never happen
I guess OP really is a NEET then.
>>15350762
>yfw someone else likes ESPs
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>>15349571
No where near this price range but a Nissan Juke R
Kek
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>>15349853
>tfw you'll never get to rice out your own MK4 supra
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guys... RESPECTABLE.
do you even understand that word ?
that means
>muscle out
>rice out
>trucks out
>roadsters out
>anything that makes you look like you're showing off

what's left ? 'luxury' sedans. for 70k at least

anyway, I'm impressed of the bad taste you american can have....
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>>15350827
>if its not deemed luxury its not respectable
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>>15350841
absolutely.

the thread right here is a respectable car to the eyes of a company. not to a gear head
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>>15350827
>Modern or classic muscle isn't respectable
>Luxury trucks aren't respectable
>Roadsters aren't respectable
>All these hot opinions

You sound like the most boring kid in your class.
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>>15350848

Have you ever been employed ?
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There is not a single new car that I like in all aspects, other than the Fiat 124 Spyder and the ND Miata, but that doesn't fit the "respectable" requirement. But if I had to choose something, going for the looks alone I'd choose an Audi S4 or S5 Coupe. With quattro it would probably be bearable to drive. Unless we're talking the new "Quattro Ultra", fuck that then. Other than that I really have no idea. Maybe an M2.
If possible, I'd rather go for an E39 530 or M5.
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>>15350853
Gonna say his fresh out of highschool.
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>>15350848
get out you fag
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> keep my shitbox for hooning
> pocket 50k
> go to work on brand new S1000RR

Alternatively pocket 70k and get to work on the subway.
> what do you want, my shitbox isn't in the parking lot anymore.
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>>15350846
And as someone that's not even american, you know what that is, right?
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>>15349824
(You)
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>>15350853
Yes - currently as a chauffeur. Yes, people don't bring their classic muscle cars to work (and if they do, they're not hiring me that day), but that's mostly a matter of practicality. Apart from that, most of my clients do own roadsters and drive them to work (again, not with me behind the wheel, sadly). Some own luxury trucks, some own modern muscle cars. Median income for my clients is probably well above 200K EUR - can't say I know exactly, but still. Muscle cars can be a boatload of fun when they're driving it themselves, and modern crewcab luxury trucks are comfy as fuck with great big wads of interior space, especially if you slide the passenger seat forward.
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>>15350878
go on ?
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M5.
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>>15350848
Do you suppose $70k would be enough to cover 850CSi maintenance?
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>>15350890
>go on
How do you know what's acceptable in a country in which you don't live? Don't see how I can make that any clearer. Besides, company culture has changed a lot since the internet got popular. Google doesn't even have a dress code. How would you feel if you're 50 years old and worked all your life and your 22 year old boss comes in wearing a beanie and T-shirt? Respectable, right?
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>>15350903
ok, i'm going to bite the bait

did you read the thread ?

read the thread. Then read your answer.
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>>15350909
>read the thread
You mean where everyone posts their dream cars and has different opinions on what the right answer is? Gee, never knew that'd happen. The fact of the matter is, if a company upholds a certain image, they will choose your car for you or it has to be approved first. So really, the thread doesn't mean shit.
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>>15350915
my bad

>did you read the OP post

what i'm trying to say here is that you're supposed to get rid of your shitbox to look good to your company. What's the point if you choose a car that's making you look like a wealthy redneck ?
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>>15350901
If you get the 850 for 35K, the other 35 ought to cover the maintenance. If not, get an 840.
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>>15350920
There aren't any constraints on what the company actually is, so you can't really make that judgment. When everybody immediately thinks of the posh office where everyone has a $5000 desk and 2 secretaries to fondle their balls and stroke, then you're going to think of the typical car.
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>>15350903
>>15350909
>>15350915
I'd have guessed the idea was your standard snobby businessplace and not some faggy hipster paradise company. With that said your average hipster is probably some nu-male cunt who wants scary V8 assault engines and dangerous fuel-wasting turbosuperchargers banned.

>>15350921
>not getting the V12
>settling for the V8

Inconvenience is temporary, glory is eternal.
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>>15349327
Spend 35k on an Acura ILX A-Spec.
>dat 200 HP K24
>dat 8 speed DCT
Spend the rest on cosmetic surgery.
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>>15350931
>Glory is temporary, that V12 will be in my garage eternally
Ftfy
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I would spend the 70k on making my shitbox more 'respectable'
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>>15350932
To get your dick turned inside out and have tits added?
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>>15350932
>not buying EcoBoost instead
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>>15350943
No. Just to fix things I've always been self-conscious about. Particularly my jaw line and cheekbones among other things.

>>15350948
fuck off.
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>>15350939
are you mexican ? does being mexican makes you respectable ?
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>>15350943
>my self worth comes from the vehicle i own
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>>15350962
>I need my body hacked up and screwed back together to feel good about myself
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>>15350971
found the faggot who fat shames people then tells them they should feel good about themselves and to be happy with what God gave them.
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>>15350979
Found the fatass
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>>15349350
>.60 faster on the track
>Being this autistic
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>>15350990
>proves my point
Stop sending people mixed messages asshole. Choose an opinion and stick to it.
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>>15350954
Or you could just get fit instead of doing a Michael Jackson
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>>15351021
No, I never said anything about a car and image or anything about a god. That's your own added bullshit to try and make a point. If you weren't insecure aboutnthe way you look you wouldn't be getting so triggered in the first place.
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>>15351022
getting fit isn't going to change your facial structure dumbass.
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>>15351022
>>15351030
>cosmetic surgery has to include liposuction and stomach stapling
I'm accepting of my weight. It's my facial structure I can't stand. My head is shaped like a a melon. And it's genetic on my father's side. Has nothing to do with being fat. Just a short end of the stick with genetics.
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Will be leaving the carpark sideways.
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>>15351052
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B-but I already drive a 7 series BMW.
Maybe an M6 then, always wanted an E63 BMW.
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10 mint condition LS400s.
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>>15351052
>>15351058
>automatic
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>>15349803
it's a shame that it's your dad's car though
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You can't force me to buy a new car.
So I'll just take the $70k thanks Chad
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>2017 Mercedes C300 4MATIC Performance Coupe
>Fully equipped
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Three letters:

>XFR
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>boss will think it's one or two years old and has cost more or less the entire $70k
>everyone else will think it's one or two years old and has cost a lot
>little does anyone know that it's 8 years old and that I've sacked $40k
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>>15351044
Legitimately nobody will care though if you are successful.
But do what you want.
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>>15351525
that some slavic thought process there my friend
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>>15351542
A last year XKR looks almost the same and I'd piss away $40k paying for its depreciation upfront. Why would I?
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A Range Rover Evoque convertible!!! :)
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>>15349327
A bro truck

So alpha i end up with a corner office
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>>15351537
success can't buy happiness or self-confidence. Just ask Robin WIlliams... oh wait...
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>>15349327
Used viper
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oh look it's this picture again
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Quit the job
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>>15349486
>another innocuous thread proudly brought to you by the NEETs of /o/ imagining what employment is like

Free cars, free money, free everything is a NEETs' dream. Living on the taxpayers' dole is what neets like to do.

That's not how employers are like. My employer couldn't even give me a free car if he wanted to BECAUSE the black people would all demand free cars or else they would file unfairness claims of racial inequality and unequal treatment. They don't care about productivity as much as they do about greed and tearing things down to watch the company burn if they don't get what they want.
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>>15349403
>Spend the remaining $15,000 on a vacation.
No, management would give it to you as a purchase order which you take to the dealership of your choice. It would probably be worded as: This is a purchase order applicable to the purchase of a single new car up to $70,000 excluding all options packages but allowable towards an extended warranty. Acceptance requires user to maintain continuous sole ownership of the car for a minimum of 6 years or else repayment of prorated purchase order sans depreciation is required. During ownership of the car, user agrees to non-competition." Or something like that.
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>>15349327
I'd get something one trim level down from what your boss drives. Pocket the rest of the money.
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>>15350612
>Australia

If you wanted to pay out of your arse to import a frankly inferior car, get it converted to rhd (which will inevitably be botched because most people have no idea how to do it without ruining the interior and driving position), and let people know that you're either a hipster or a dedicated American.

Then yes that would probably slide. But you would really only remind people of a landbarge with fins and chrome from the 50's.
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>>15349414
>holy shitty composition, batman!
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>>15351016
>track
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>>15349327
> 70K
I'll assume this is £ and not $ because UK.

I'd go buy myself a brand new Ford Mondeo estate, and tick all the options boxes.
That'd eat up about half of it, so I'd sell my 'shitbox' and buy something sporty with the remainder.
A Mondeo is a perfectly fine executive car, and the estate model would give me room for expensive hobbies.
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>>15351944
No company would drop $70k cash on a car as a 'gift' unless you also sucked dick for a living.
They would work out some kind of subsidised lease.
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>>15349327
>not buying a late 80s Corvette and blowing the remaining 60k on go fast and corner well shit so you can roll into work properly with your sportcoat, wayfarers, and cocaine dusted nose
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>>15350629
This.

Black, white-walls, air-bags, 600hp+ without making a sound.
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Forgot pic

Would go 4 door tho
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Will this do?
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>>15349327
Switch between an iron mask R30 Skyline RS Turbo, a HB Cosmo and a 6 speed swapped '91 Crown with a 2JZ-GTE.
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>>15351523
oh fuck i forgot about these
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If my boss did this he would be upset if i didn't get something to keep up with his 1200hp twin turbo mustang he has.
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Loaded jaguar XE R-sport
Would be fucking sweet.
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ITT boy racer mobiles. I'd get an ES350
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ford focus rs throw the other 20 grand at the bosses face spit on him and quit
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>>15352241
>getting a gussied up camry
>getting any lexus with the hideous grille
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>>15352178
>black on black
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>>15352291
do you not understand that taking clients and coworkers in your rice rocket is looked down upon in the real world? also the interior on the es is hands down the best in the market segment. have you sat in a new 3 series?
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>>15352178
A Jag is also a fine choice. Unreliable, though, because Jaguar.
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you can easily get a late-2000s Aston Martin Vantage for $70k, just make sure you get the warranty option too.
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>>15352330
Whats the warranty option?
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>>15352345
>he doesnt know about the bumper to bumper unlimited mileage warranty.
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>>15349480
I don't care how trashy it is, I'd drive the fuck out of an SRT-10 Ram
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70 toyota corollas

It's my parking lot now, boss.
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>>15352345
Memes/Dougposting aside a certified pre-owned Aston Martin less than 10 years old will qualify for an unlimited millage bumper to bumper warranty option, which is well worth the price considering how unreliable they are known to be.
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>>15349377
When was the last time you had four people in your car?

You're unimportant if you ever have more than two and antisocial if you need the other person to be in the back.
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Large down payment on one of these bad boys, leaving some of it for the cost of upkeep.

I'd still keep the shitbox though.
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>>15352474
>get promoted to a medium-level manager in an insurance company or some other boring shit
>told to buy a respectable car, get 70k for it
>use it as downpayment for an 80s cokemobile
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GS F with a nosebleed exhaust system
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In white.
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>>15352474
I could see you getting sued for the company's money back
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I just checked autotrader. I can get a Porsche 911 Turbo for that price. Fuckin' deal!

http://atcm.co/S2PVDP/19b1404e
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>>15352446
Evidently, you've never had more than one friend.
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>>15352692
>can't keep a friend without being a bitchboi to cart everyone around
spoiler, if more space is needed somebody else can drive
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>>15350901

Maybe for 5-7 years.

I wouldn't get one unless I had a huge garage w/lift and enjoyed working on cars more than driving them.

Also, there's plastic couplings in the 6spd that breaks down, and you can't order new ones from bmw/getrag. I have inspected two of them (@ 180k and 210k kms), and of 8 in total, 3 where dangerously close to failure, and 2 was broken.
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>>15349784
neat
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>>15351523
Winner
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>>15349424
lol they dont make mercurys anymore, idiot.
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>>15350220
If you are a KFC executive then yeah.
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>>15349424

>Japs can't make luxury

Lexus wants a word with your pleb taste.
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>>15353078
Please be joking.
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>>15353170
they stopped several years ago.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/03/business/03mercury.html?_r=0
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>>15353247
He meant Merc as in Mercedes Benz, not Mercury.
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>>15353254
why didnt he just say that then?

I dont think so. that guy's an idiot.
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>>15353264
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>>15349327

Peel P50
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>>15353282
looks like a great way to wind up in a gore thread.
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>>15353290
feel p 50...
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How much do you think a Hayabusa-swapped Aston Martin Cygnet would be? I bet that could slide under 70 big ones
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>>15351593
Yeah, on the corner of the street
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Kia K900
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Only respectable answer.
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>>15349824
>enjoy your fisher price interior
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>>15349327
70 of whatever I had before.
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>>15349424
>cadillac
>jaguar being on the same level as mercedes or lexus

kill yourself
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>>15353701
Eurocucks will never admit Americans are getting far better while theirs go down the shitter.
>>15353667
>MUH SOUL AND PASHUN
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>>15349584
>looks like a half-eaten bar of soap

"No" lads
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>>15351595
Meds would have bought him happiness. Probably.
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Eh I'd wait for the 2017 Avalon Limited and pocket the rest for other ventures
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>>15349327
this isnt how it works

the company owner goes out and picks like 15 cars that he likes and then when you get hired they give you the crappiest one and give you progressively nicer ones as you do good work

or at least thats what they did with me and what they do everywhere ive seen
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>>15354017
why wouldn't you just get a facelifted ES350?
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>>15352434
Underrated
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>>15354017
That grille is just so big ugh. reminds me of the lexus RC.
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BMW M3 but maybe not that color.
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>>15349327
2005 WRX STI
AP1 S2000
BMW E9
Another Miata
Jeep TJ
Spend rest in various mods
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>>15352757
Confirmed for no friends
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>>15351570
kek
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Audi S6
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>>15353282
>not buying the clearly superior p45
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>>15354072
Because the Avalon was facelifted for this year. And has new suspension options with the Touring. Yeah, it's still FWD but my first car was an Avalon and I want another.
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>>15352301
>do you not understand that taking clients and coworkers in your rice rocket is looked down upon in the real world?

Good god, this. Why does nobody on /o/ seem to understand professionalism? I have never in all of my days seen such an autistic thread.
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>I have never in all of my days seen such an autistic thread.

You must be new.
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>>15356822
because everyone on /o/ is 20
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>>15353170
>>15353254
you're fucken retarded
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CTS V
Nice enough to sit in the lot
Fast enough to be stupid with
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Secondhand 997 Carrera S.
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Lincoln continental.
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If you answered with anything different from a 4 door, automatic luxury car in a conservative color, you're an autistic idiot. Say goodbye to that promotion you just got and be ready to pay back all the money you spent on your shitmobile and doritos
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>>15349327
Paint job, body kit, badge swap.
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>>15349327
1997 Deep Jewel Green Supra
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>>15349327
Listen you little beta manlet, do you know why I get those numbers for you? Because I'm an alpha male. I let these faggots you call "Clients" know that if they don't give me what I want, I'll make sure the world knows what insecure little bitches they are. It's called social dominance, I could walk to work barefoot and id still get you those numbers. Listen, you little cuck, I'll take that 70 G's and drive my 92 Tracker over to your house to fuck your wife.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, KEKO?
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>>15349327
A VIPER AND AN AUSTIN HEALEY SPRITE BUGEYE
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>>15360727
>You're fired and then sued by the head of the company for embezzling funds and threatening him and his wife. You end up declaring bankruptcy since you can't ever hope to pay off the debt, and live out of a cardboard box until you're accidentally thrown into a garbage truck and crushed.
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>>15361728
I hope anon pretends his homeless man cardboard box has the silhouette of a twingo drawn on it in crayon, with fake engine noises and coming from it between sobs
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>>15353701
Feel the plastics and 'leather' and compare that to how a mercedes feels.

One sounds solid and feels like a new car should, the other feels like a chinese smartphone and reminds you of why cadillac never managed to sell outside China and old people.
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>>15360727
I'm guessing your penis is south of two inches
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>>15355117
t. textbook definition of a tool
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>>15353667
that front is hideous
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>>15349327
Completely depends on what kind of guy my boss is. If we are talking about my current boss I could buy an AMX put in a modern engine then turbo that shit and he wouldn't bat an eyelid.

If we are talking about the stereotypical uptight boss I'd ask my friend that exclusively drives german luxury cars what the best deal would be for that price and just be content that my ass is going to be super comfy on my commute and turn my old car into a rally car.
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>>15350220
Came here to say this
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Audi S5
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>>15351523
This would be a good choice.

I would go with the GS 350 F Sport though. It was hard finding a car exactly below $70,000.
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>>15365365
Forgot picture.
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>>15350584
I thought the 300 was for blacks
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>>15350626
V90 is what I'd get.
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I feel like it would have to be 4doors and something that the normies will find impressive. It would also help if the budget was 15k higher
CTS sedan /Ats-v sedan
any year mint condition Escalade
Bmw x5
M3 sedan
Bmw 5xxi
New debadged nissan maxima(and dont let anyone know its nissan)
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>>15349327
Silver LS 400 on craigslist for 2-2.5k. Comfy land barge is comfy. It's the polo shirt of cars. Doesn't stand out in casual/trashy settings, and nobody bats an eye at it in ritzy settings.

Why the fuck would I buy an expensive car when I could make down payments on 3 single family homes and rent them with that kind of money?
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>Here's $70,000. Buy yourself something respectable

I could probably find one in mint shape for about this much right
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>>15349327
A 73 Chrysler new yorker
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>>15365674
Those are sexy
Too bad no wagon
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Fully loaded.

Pay the 10k left over in 2 years or so.
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>>15354017
>puke.jpg
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6 series bemmer
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Exactly this, with a manuél and maybe swap cadillac/buick/pontiac/holden badges on or something, since ameripoos are badgewhores and won't buy an expensive Toyota but would buy the exact same car for the same price except with Lexus badges. Mind boggling.
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This exact scenario except $45k was the limit happened to my dad just as I turned 16. Went from having $1000 saved from 2 summers of mowing yards for a car to being gifted his old shitbox. It was fucking glorious.

$70k? S/C NSXyo.
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>>15350901
Just get an 840ci and engine swap it.
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>>15368135
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>>15368163

I don't normally like fully ICE powered cars, but I really like the SS.

I still wouldn't buy one though, unless it was offered in an EV or plug-in hybrid.
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>>15349327

Tesla Model 3, please.
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Toyota century. I could probably import one for the daily and 2 of them dismantled for parts
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m5, hopefully on a lease too so when shit needs to get fixed its not on my dime.
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>>15352012
>GT350R is .50 second faster on my nans driveway than a Z06
Ford>Chevy
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this should be respectable enough
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Cadillac CT6
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>>15349327
ITT OP has no idea how car allowances/company cars work, if they even care what car you drive at all.
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>>15368638
What new M5 are you getting for $25k less than MSRP?
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Repsol Honda, Honda Africa Twin.

Because I'm a colossal fucking idiot.
I'd spend the rest on upkeep.
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