Best car to have sex in?
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besides anything you can fit a bed in (I.E. minivans, buses, trucks, etc) what is the best car to fuck in?
I've had a few experiences in a few different coupe's and sedans like a honda CR-V and a dodge dart but whats the best option out there?
Honda Element, it's easy to clean.
>>15345012
larger Japanese luxury cars like Celsior, Crown, President, Aristo, etc. dont ask me how i know
>>15345012
Nobody on this board has had sex, including you, faggotlord, so fuck off and go fap on a different board.
>>15345030
you could also just take out the back seats and put an air mattress in
>>15345012
Dear god normies are fucking disgusting.
>>15345012
Well, from personal experience, a big Jeep is much worse for it than a small Mazda 3.
Size is not everything.
>>15345012
Suburban Silverado with the completely upholstered interior. Shit is comfy and spacious as fuck. You can fit a bed in it which invalidates it from your arbitrary criteria, but it is the best.
>>15345041
I've actually had sex. I don't feel like I'm satisfied, fulfilled, or a better person because of it, and I often forget I even have, but we do exist.
My point is, sometimes you're better off fapping anyway.
Horse trailer towed by your truck
may or may not contain horses depending on your interests
nobody will suspect a thing
I just bought a house for that. My first time was in the back of a 99 escort and worked out all right. Not sure how it would work out in my Mustang even though there's a couple girls who are down to try it. Seems like no matter how big the seats are you wouldn't be doing your best work.
For blowjobs, an SUV, you can tell them they won't be seen and they'll agree to blow you.
For sex, no idea, I managed to fuck in a vw polo chevy astra sized car, also in a jeep on the bench.
It's just a matter of knowing ways to fuck inside the car. In small cars it's best to go to the passengers seat, pull it back and down, for larger cars, the back seat might be better.
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Honda Element and Fit both have front seats that lay fairly flat and flush with their rear seats. Other hatchbacks, wagons and crossovers can also do this if you check although they weren't necessarily designed to and they might be less comfortable and/or be a danger to breaking the front seat backs.
>>15345049
What other cars presently have that feature? Know, mate?
Old lead sleds. Bench seats front and rear. I had one in high school, didn't even have to go to the back seat. I bet six people could've done it in that boat
>>15345012
I've had sex in my infiniti i30 and it was pretty comfortable, i also managed to have sex in the back seat of a honda fit but that was cramped as fuck
>>15345012
tfw when in my mid 20's and haven't had sex in like 3 or 4 years
Maximum comfy
Fuck you OP
>2016
>Not having a waterbed with leopard sheets and shagpile carpeting in the back of your brown Volvo.
>>15345651
Fuck forgot pic.
>>15345012
>sedans like a honda CR-V
wat
The Mk7 Golf. You can retract the rear seats downwards
Turbo Busa of course.
In my experience a late '60s Cadillac is pretty much the way to go. Still, most cars work if you slide the seat all the way back & fully reclined.
Front bench seat of a f150, surprisingly roomy.
>>15345094
but still at the end of the day you sleep alone
>anything but a 945
None, bitches want to talk and do things after sex, fuck that noise.
Take morphine everyday, resist the pull of pussy.
Best position in car?
>>15345094
>sometimes you're better off fapping anyway.
Sex is good. It's just not the real thing.
>>15345012
FJ40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgHV8NJ4OtE
>>15345031
Honda Legend was great
>>15346335
best position. Period.
Crv's are sedan? I didnt know, wow
V O L V O
DAT BOUNCE
DAT SPACE
>>15346498
fuck Twingo's got some game
>>15345112
>Seems like no matter how big the seats are you wouldn't be doing your best work.
I would agree with this. It's very difficult to perform and really enjoy it in such cramped conditions. Your and your partners physique also play into it. If you're tall and/or fat it's only going to be worse.
I've experience in a Land Cruiser, Citroen Xara and Golf. Land Cruiser is great for sneaky blowjobs since people generally can't see what's happening unless they're standing by the window. Though the cup holder thing is a lot more prominent than in the cars so it can get uncomfortable for the girl to lean over. Back seat or passenger seat both work but neither are great.
>>15346517
>bolt on wheelarches are stupid
>bolt on wheelarches are stupid
>bolt on wheelarches are stupid
fuck, bolt on wheel arches look really good on that thing
>>15346498
Hell yeah.
>not fucking in a semi
It's one of the few vehicles it's legal to shag in.
>>15347047
>It's one of the few vehicles it's legal to shag in.
So it's illegal in cars?
>>15345615
This OP, as an owner of an old landyacht with front and rear bench seating, these things never fail ;)
as always, miata
without roof it has literally infinite space to try many different positions
to bad the only sex you'll receive in one is of the gay kind
>>15347077
In most jurisdictions it's considered indecent exposure. Passenger vehicles have no assumption of privacy.
>>15347047
I would love to get just a cab to plop down and sleep in. They look so comfy
2000 disco with no rear seats
>>15345648
Fuck that's good
Hatchbacks with folding rear seats >
Done it quite a few times in my SVT Focus. Sorta cramped, but at least there's more space than the passenger seat.
>>15345644
tfw I'm 29 and haven't had sex in 5 or 6 years
it gets worse
>>15347253
You can get a running unit for about $5k then fix up the interior to your liking. They've usually got another 100k-300k of life left in them at that point, and when they blow just scrap it for $2k. You won't be under jurisdiction of the DOT so you don't have to fix all the little bullshit that makes them so expensive to operate professionally.
Our you can just get a cab off a 379 and slap it on an F150 where the bed would normally go.
Landcruiser, duh.
>be 6'4 255lbs
>wife is 4'11 95lbs
>go out for dinner and drinks one night
>start getting touchy while leaving bar
>slam in the back of my dragulaaaaaaaa (sex in the back of my 84 pontiac firebird)
>crick in neck
>hamstring cramps
>low back is sore
>just gonna wait till we get home from now on
Not in the back seat of a Trailblazer. Smaller than you'd think.
That and I'm freakishly tall.
>>15345012
EG Civic with a few simple mods and Nissan GT-R
Delete this thread.
>>15347599
>seats even fold up to obscure vision through the side windows
impressive
>>15346335
cowBOY style, 'cause I'm a homo and so is he
>>15345012
y-yeah, i k-know all about that
1970s Cadillac limo. Hearses are even better.
Feeding a 472 or 500 can get expensive, but they have mad torque.
>>15346482
best i did it in was a old Toyota Crown a few times in the back seat, comfy but fucking half the times either a cop checked what we were doing or someone walked up to the car
before i quit drinking i passed out in the front seat of that car a few times at bush parties, surprisingly comfy
>>15345012
Trails blazer
You can put the back seats down, bedding in the back, use your feet on the back door for maximum thrust power.
A+ sex-mobile
>>15345012
>2007 town and country
I fit a twin mattress in it and fucked 6-9 hookers inside
>25 dolllars an hour for a motel
>laughtinggirls.png
>>15347791
>>15348146
Well shit that would have been nice to know at the time. But hey, you take what private space you can get in a university parking lot.
>>15345012
>Best car to have sex in?
Sedona. It offers comfort and leg room.
>>15345049
Any crossover/wagon/etc that has true folding seats (that get level, not this 40 degree angle bullshit) have this feature.
>>15348411
Hahaha, I hear you there. Though honestly I'd drive away from the university for extra privacy though
A 70's campervan. I would prefer Dodge DESU.
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>>15348441
>>15347588
>go look up sleeper cabs off frame
>$7500
No
>>15348454
Things got unexpectedly hot and heavy quick.
Not a great relationship but that girl was a genuine nymphomaniac.
>>15348459
>>15345648
I hope that is not a piss bottle.
>>15346335
>Vinyl seats: slippery when wet
>>15348595
he's just a middle class white guy
seriously, what is it with middle class people in general and leaving half finished teas/sodas in their cars
TWINGOOOOOOOOOOOOO HON HON HON
>>15346413
This.
I kind of miss having sex, but then I think about all the hassle involved and I really don't.
>>15348702
You faggots need a containment board.
>>15348626
Do you know how much refined sugar is in a can of soda?
The most I take is a few sips then throw the can out.
>>15348739
>Do you know how much refined sugar is in a can of soda?
Yes, why do you think I drink gallons of the stuff?
It's easy to tell who doesn't have sex in this thread. Soda absolutely kills your sex drive.
>>15348724
We're already on said board
>lost virginity in 06 focus
>Toyota Avalon had most space and best for fucking
>el camino was god awful
>mustang was impossible but good for bjs
> jeep Cherokee was shitty. No leg room. Same with grand Cherokee.
> Chevy crew cab was great and she felt most comfortable.
>s10 was cramped
>her old cadillac was perfect and comfy for chilling in after.
Ive had a lot of cars and I've always loved car sex. Probably a few more im forgetting. A big part of it depends on the size of the girl and yourself
>>15346326
The V70's aren't very conducive to any sort of vertical position either
My partner and I love scissoring in my Subaru Outback.
4th gen (new edge) mustang. we do it often, mainly because we never have time alone in either my apartment or her parents house. Only can do it across the back seats, and her hips are like 1/2 a seat past the center line so theres not much room, but it gets the job done.
92 Honda Accord 4-door.
Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet
>G63
>>15349859
Sure, that way tyrone can fuck her in the back while you drive them around
>>15345012
>back seat of a 2007 jetta
She just bounced on my shtick
I Got butthole stains on the middle seat tho
>front seat of my 1994 integra
Don't ask how this happened but it worked.
>back seat of my 2015 civic.
They rode my shtick. and I fucked 2 girls missionary back there. Multiple times.
Being 6'3 it kind of sucks. Helps if the girl is small though.
>>15348441
>implying you would be having sex if you had a Sedona
>>15346335
Why isn't the shifter on this? Or is the shifter used as a toy?
>>15350602
>go to xvideos
>search 'car sex'
>???
>profit
Its not what youre expecting.
>>15345648
is that a land rover? what model?
>>15350566
>A real human bean
mind = blown
OldsMobile Alero, 1999, not bad, not good but not bad. Back seat's ftw
Ford F150, 10th gen 97-03, 2 door, Not bad, lots of room if bench seat, but lots of potential to fall off the seat into footwell
Jeep Liberty, not bad, fold down the back seats it's fine, no obtrusive plastic bits to go into your back
B5 VW Passat Wagon, bad, lots of plastic to burrow into you, low ceiling
Mazda Miata NA, even my GF at the time of all this "testing" wouldn't try. Don't blame her tho.
I miss that girl. The pain never stops, just becomes silent and covered by the rest of the sounds of life.
Miata because it's a small car so my dick looks bigger in comparison.
Also because the dude knows what to expect.
>>15345012
I regularly fuck in a mk3 and mk4 gold Variant. (TDI ofc)
Honda fit. Trust me, you can camp inside
Fugged in the back of a 95 toyota tercel in the middle of an orchard once. Being a horny poorfag high school student makes you desperate.
Toyota Sienna
A girl I was dating for about 6 months drove one that her family gave to her and we camped out in it on a cold night at around 4 in the morning after a long party. Must have been a mid - late 2000s but the whole back row collapsed in like 5 minutes and has so much goddamn room to fuck in.
>>15350583
Of course I would with my average yoga pants wearing Starbucks drinking suburban wife.
Pickup is pretty easy
>>15348702
>those seat pattern
wat
>>15351344
You're the dude with that ugly trailer park chick and the rusted out ram, right?
>>15345012
Pickup bench seat in the middle of a hay field. Anything else is un-American
>>15351686
If the cab is a little cramped I also have a camper shell with tinted windows and an air mattress
>>15345012
My ex and I used to get it ON in the back of this bitch. Got caught once too. Funny and embarrassing
>>15345012
My first car was an '85 Town Car. Back seat looked pretty much like pic related, and i'd have full on sessions back there with my then-gf. Changing positions, etc. That car was so big we could have fucked in the trunk.
The only thing i could see being better than that would be a van or big SUV with the seats removed, but to me thats cheating.
lwb range rover autobiography
>>15351710
Man that looks comfortable.
>>15345012
i fucked my girl in the back of my tl because when we were in the driver seat she kept hitting her ass against the horn. id rate 6/10 her pt cruiser was 9/10
7th gen Suburban
>>15351344
gonna need some more pics there freind
>>15345012
Your mom's car.
>>15345031
How do you know?
>>15353559
I'll get banned lol
>>15353569
Just post it in /r/ then faggot
>>15345012
Ur mums car, fagget!
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>>15353587
>>>/r/
>ever
>>15353569
there is a thread in /r/ now, you'll know it when you see it
>>15353565
Where is the fun in living if you don't break a few rules once in a while?
>>15346335
can attest to this
a 1965 ford f250 or any other pre-safety equipment truck with a bench seat.
>I have fucked on beds that were less spacious or comfortable than this
Your mother's car
>>15350706
Looks like a Discovery series II...?
furfuxake, the ONLY car suitable for getting it on in the back is of course the LTI FX4, better known as a black cab.
pic related
Works good senpai
>>15347182
I had my first sexual experience in a Miata the other week. This guy in a SUV kept fol-
Some drunk slut was being stupid and wanted dick, I dropped the top down and not so elegantly shimmied over to the passenger side to throat fuck her while standing.
Not sure if it was her drunk or the bad angle but it was the worst blowy ever.
>>15346335
only way we could get anything happening in her car.
also her first orgasm and she was confused why her muscles weren't staying still
Fucked in the back of a Mitsubishi Eclipse once
>tfw 6'3
>tfw she was 5'7
Please don't ask how we did that, I'm not sure.
>>15345012
from my experience:
toyota echo: bad
chevy cavalier: BAD
ford expedition: manageable
about 70 percent of the sex i've had was in cars cuz i was a young man with no other place to bone
>>15348480
Call LKQ/Goody's Heavy Truck in Toledo M-F 1pm-4pm and ask for Kaitlan. Tell her you need a new sleeper for your fucktruck. When she asks for make/model/size, tell her whatever will get her in the bunk. When she says something along the lines of "Volvos have integrated sleepers" tell her you aren't into fags. This is how you effectively negotiate a sleeper price.
>>15354073
>tfw banging in a 1975 F350
>grill grabs onto 4 on the floor because lolwomen
>somehow knocks it from 4th to 1st
>forgot parking brake
>shit push starts itself
Goddomit. Whores belong in the bed.
Side note, saw a titty monster in Ohio holding down some trash bags in the bed of a newer dodge pickup (horrible shade of metallic burnt orange) while tanning in her awful beige bra and purple panties this week. If it weren't for the 13' wide house hauler blowing a tire on a bridge I would have eyefucked her clear into Columbus. Pretty sure her dad/uncle was driving, but no fucks were given. Rode that governor for about 40 miles before I gave up because of dumbasses doing 62mph in the left lane.
>>15354898
>tfw 5'7
>she was 5'11
>fucked in the back of my 2003 Ford Focus sedan for months
>she had a New Yorker with a 5.bro swap
>never boned in it
Goddamn. College was weird.
>>15354909
Ha my 01 expedition has been used plenty in the very back (3rd row seats non-existent due to being a work truck)
Granted I'm almost 6'2 so its a squeeze
>>15355421
lol I have done that in muh truck. accidentally popped it into gear and I was like fuck
also was she laying in the bed of the pickup as it was driving?
>>15349859
>G63
>Not G65 V12
>Proletariat: the post.
1g Scion xB
I'm 5'8" she was like, 6'1"
>>15348714
>4chan: the post
>>15345031
97 Nissan maxima
>>15355519
Yep. Must have been going 80mph+ with her and some potato in a bikini next to her. The one I mentioned has big dirty milkers, though, so I forgot about the potato until now.
Lost virginity in the back of an xB. She was tiny, but it was comfy
Lost my virginity in a 2000 Celica GTs so uncomfortable came in a few minutes ,and kept getting cramps from being in a tight as space.
>>15355900
I'm 5'10 175 lbs
She was 5'1 about 98 lbs
>>15355900
>tfw took my exgf virginity in this badboy on pram night
was some of the worst sex of my life but good story
>>15353632
from the thumbnail it looks like she's farting fireworks
>>15355918
ok grandpa
>>15355918
tips to you good sir
>this never happened
>>15354238
Yep
>>15348595
Nah, the car is always too hot even when it's below freezing outside, it's awful waking up and having to get out or dig around to find something to drink.
>>15347973
Homo here also,does this work well when the top(me) is tall and bottom is short?
>>15356283
>yfw 20 years old currently
>>15356512
>le tibbing frog
I've had sex in 5 different cars (that I can remember.)
1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1999 Ford Contour SE
2001 Toyota Echo
2002 Honda S2000
2013 Porsche 911
The Contour was great because it was my first time and it was the perfect combination of size/shitbox status, even though it was my shitbox back then.
Toyota Echo was the best because it wasn't mine and I didn't give a shit if things got messy or we broke anything inside it.
The Jeep was dirty as fuck inside, so it was kinda nasty.
The S2000 was damn near impossible, but when opportunity knocks, stick your dick in it.
The 911 was fucking terrible because I was worried I'd scratch something.
