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sad craigslist shit
>>15341596
sad part is its not porsche 911
>>15342855
Who cares. that was a shit deal anyway.
>>15342855
Offer him $500
>>15342879
In 50 years it would be worth of for the VIN lol.
>>15341596
>fly in
Came across this today, some guy trying to buy his shitbox back
>>15342920
"There's no other hatch like mine" yeah there is it's a fucking Honda civic.
>>15342869
Damn, must be a salvage title or something
>>15341596
That fireman sure has a phallic pole there
>>15341554
just found this gem...
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5605577716.html
>>15342962
>or something
Never seen a scam ad before huh?
>>15342976
My friends and I once had a discussion about what comes first when we hear "magnum", Magnum .357, the Dodge Magnum, or the condom.
>>15342855
>dodge
>automatic
And nothing of value was lost
>>15341554
Link?
This beauty for sale
>>15343737
Holy shit
Looks like a prop for Need For Speed: Most Wanted
>>15343737
>all that "power (...)" Shit listed like they're optional packages or something
Nigga it's an '05 it fucking better have powered steering and locks and windows and shit good god damn.
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/5655680472.html
http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/5649364972.html
He knows what he's got
>>15344133
>http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/5649364972.html
dude he wants 1100, im sure i could bring 1000 cash and get that thing, clean shell at the least
>>15344084
>I know what I got, no tire kickers
>>15341554
as an old refugee from /spee/ let me be the first to kek, heartily
>>15342882
in 50 years cars will be illegal and we'll all ride in tubes, anon :^)
>>15342855
"Ran when parked"
"One hot deal"
>>15343184
Not wine?
https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5636626174.html
She runs great!
>>15342976
I've always wondered about the decisions and thought process that lead to these kinds of cars. I've seen a newports paintjob driving around somewhere outside detroit.
Also, holy shit are those seats disgusting.
>>15344380
>zombie hunter paint job
wew lad
>>15342976
>"ALPHA MALES DREAM CAR"
>>15344154
He has been listing it for a while. People make adds warning others that it's not worth it and according to them he wants to see cash before you see the vehicle
>>15341554
from St Louis. Nothing sad there, fuck the Rams
>>15344084
>2000 M5
>8 Cylinders
>>15346262
E39 M5 came with naturally aspirated V8 engines.
>>15346324
lol
>>15346262
>inb4 sneaks out the back door never to return
>>15342976
Black guy roles up next to my Miata driving this and my girlfriend is in the passenger seat, what do?
>>15343184
ice cream
>>15346403
Take a corner
>>15344380
"In the last 3 or 4 years I have dumped thousands of dollars into this bottomless piece of shit and instead of keeping the new parts for a project I'm going to sell it and fuck someone else over like I got fucked over."
Fixed it.
>>15342976
This young man has DEFINITELY ejaculated onto every surface of this car.
>>15347539
So what? It's totally safe, he always wore Magnum™ brand condoms
>>15343953
I work with a guy who drives an 05 cobalt that does not have power windows or locks.
>>15344133
>starts runs and drives
>4x4
> $1100
I'd say this dude actually does know what hes got.
>>15348936
This is basically the car that half of /o/ wanted for their first car, but won't get because they have a shitbox and/or payments now.
>>15344084
Andddd this piece of shit will be stayed in your garage for another 12 months at least
Fuck. why do people sound so offended even before they start selling their car? This is a buyers market nobody gives a flying shit about how you loved the car or how you value it. Eat shit or make reasonable offer. Or at least don't fucking talk like you know better than others
>>15344380
>paint is gone
>rusty piece of shit
>hey guys! zombie cool paint!
>???
>profit
>>15342855
If it was insured that was probably a better deal than trying to sell a first year SRT 8
>>15349082
>still doesn't sell
>die
>neighbor gets it
>gives it to some faggot
circle of junk my friend
lol
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5630574808.html
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html
>>15349497
>https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html
what the fuck is that
>>15349511
a cool ride
>>15343737
Holy shit It's just like the one from that game.
>>15349538
No way this nigga serious
>>15346417
My nigga
>>15342976
I knew the owner is a nigger. The description is just god tier...
>>15342976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
>>15342976
Heh I get it, because there is a dick inside right?
>>15342976
That whole fucking post
>hit and run
>knocking
>ALPHA MALE
>nigger
>>15343184
the gun or the car, condoms make you last longer <:^)
>>15343737
>slowbalt
>18,000 invested!
>invested
So, it looks like it's worth about threefiddy
>>15344540
the decisions are spur of the moment/low income money wasting, there is no real thought process. It's either niggers being nigs or white trash wanting a race car.
>>15346403
>driving a miata
Why is your girlfriend Jake in a niggers car anon?
>>15349549
Probably some cheeky /o/ fag, I've seen that RX posted in /o/ gore threads before
>>15342855
>kept heated
Bit too hot, eh?
>>15341596
>this car is a great investment
>>15341554
>St. Louis Rams Superfans
kek, fat lot of good that did ya
idk why anyone is a fan of any one team like that. I just enjoy a good game, idgaf about any specific group of wandering dipshits paid millions to get early onset dementia.
>>15349704
>mfw people think spending on consumer goods is investing
I'm not buying these cheeseburgers to eat, I'm investing in them.
>>15342976
ffs, how horribly retarded do you have to be to not know how to spell "and" right?
>>15341554
>Party Bus
Imagine how many orgies with chads took place in there? Pass.
>>15349879
Retarded enough to drive around in a Trojan-themed Dodge Magnum.
>>15349860
E D G Y
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>>15349497
>https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html
WHAT THE FUCK
>>15350125
>>15349511
gentlemen, we have our next director
>>15342920
>tfw i own it
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5658855366.html
dear lord why
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5644371819.html
http://www.ebay.com/itm/112021877124?rmvSB=true
'unibody solid'
>>15349497
dahhh phuck?
>>15342976
>https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5605577716.html
>IMPACT OF DA CRASH
>>15351781
>https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5658855366.html
This fuckin asshole, molesting a perfectly good TR7 vert like that.
Then the shitbag has the gall to ask over twice what a completely perfectly mint stock version would be worth.
>>15349511
It literally does have a carb engine. And that front end.
The fuck.
>>15351894
"healthy"
this is a fucking pos
I want to buy a 1990+ volvo 240 wagon on craigslist and there are none near me
it makes me sad.
>>15343737
The paint job is pretty nice, and the bodykit isn't too bad. It'd look way better with another few feet in length, though.
https://wenatchee.craigslist.org/cto/5615312571.html
i found some good ones:::
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5598940373.html
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5640590046.html
I KNOW WUT I GUT
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5633710941.html
I NO WUT IS GUTS
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5639196158.html
AND LASTLY A FULLY LOADED POLICE CAR
COMPLETE WITH THE RADAR GUN AND CAMERA AND LOCKING CAGE AND RAM BAR AND SPOTLITE
>>15344084
>bent valves
>implying anyone wants anything to fucking do with that POS
>>15349497
I smell niggers afoot
>>15342920
>Trying to find a Honda civic
>the most stolen car in AZ
>>15349497
>NO FORDS
well he isn't an idiot at least
>>15351781
And he wants 20k....
Do these niggers realize that people won't pay more than $1500 for this kind of crap???
