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Car Acronyms
>I'll start
Ford : First On Race Day
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony
>>15341015
You know what else ford stands for
Fix it again Tony
Found On Roadside Dead
>>15341028
>Dony
why am I still laughing at this
Audi:
A
Unique
Douche
Inside
>>15341049
>Unique
>Audi
A
Unoriginal
Dickhead
Inside
>>15341015
Volkswagen:
Volumetric
Old
Ladies
Killing
Small
Woodland
Animals
Generally
European /
North american
are you happy
>>15341055
The idea was that audi drivers think they're special snowflakes
Gant
Mompete
>>15341015
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucked On Race Day
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Driver Returns On Foot.
>>15341058
Virtually Worthless
>>15341015
>pic
Dude, nice Camaro!
Brought
My
Wallet
Detter
Ohan
Dll
Other
Eehicles
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
>>15341080
Black
Mans
Wieners
>>15341080
more like "broke my wallet"
Heavenly
Optimized
Newly
Designed
Appliances
(i tried)
>>15341015
I once knew a guy who drove Fords, and he used that line on me. I just looked at him and said "More like fucked on race day." He got posses and never used that one again. Also,
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
Gay
Man's
Chevrolet
Let's get some multilingual acronyms
Bring
Mich
Werkstatt
(Take me to a mechanic)
Będziesz
Miał
Wydatki
(You're gonna have expenses)
>>15341055
An*
Unoriginal
Dickhead
Inside
>>15341076
First
On
RLeMans
D24h
Feneral
Ootors
Rant
Dompete
You
Are
My
Asian
Hero
Again
Siempre
Estarás
Apretando
Tornillos
>>15341015
GM
Goyim Motors
Cant
Hompete
Eith
Vord
Ytho
Fix
It
Again
Tony
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer
>>15341080
here's one I heard just the other day
Baby
Mama
Whip
>>15341329
Found
In
A
Toilet
>>15341015
Nonstop
Internal
Screaming
Send
A
Noose
>>15341015
in germany we have a saying:
"Er fuhr Ford und kam nie wieder"
"He drove away (fuhr ford -> drove away) and never returned"
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
Gay
Mans
Choice
Bring
My
Wallet
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
(doesn't this imply dodge is also fucked?)
Chrysler
Highly
Recommends
You
Should
Learn
Engine
Repair
AMG
Automatic
Money
Grabber
BMW
Big
Money
Worries
CHEVROLET
Chubby
Hicks
Enjoying
Violent
Rape
Outside
Lupe's
Exotic
Taqueria
>>15341711
Lol
Many
African
Zulus
Drive
Ape Car
>>15341835
wut? srsly?
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rap
On
Long
Extended
Trips
General
Maintenance
Kinda
Idiotic
Automobile
Darn
Old
Dirty
Gas
Eater
Had
One
Never
Did
Again
Garage
Mans
Companion
General
Motors
Guaranteed
Maintenance
Svenska
Aeroplan
Aktie
Bolag
Holden:
Heaps
Of
Loud
Defective
Engine
Noises
Helping
Old
Ladies
Drive
Easier
Nowadays
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoiled
Children
Having
Everything
Keep
On
Engineering
Nothing
Important
Go
Suck
Enough
Gay
Guys
Fag
Or
Raghead
Driven
Fix
On
Race
Day
Toyota
Ois
Ypretty
Ogood
T
A
Lets
Assault
Detroits
Apes
Never
invading
Vietnam
Again
>>15341028
>>15341029
>>15341030
>>15341076
>>15341105
>>15341846
>>15342354
>>15342403
Acura
A
Cool
Unusual
Rare
Asset
MITSUBISHI
Mums
In
Tight
Shirts
Undressing
By
Indians
Slapping
Hindu
Idiots
Mean
Eroding
Revolting
Corrosive
Eroding
Disaster
Evil
Severe
>>15342502
>implying any of this
>>15341793
>Gay
>Mans
>Choice
I'm gay and I like my Yukon.
>>15342187
But Porsche is a sensible man's choice. It's arguably the best manufacturer out there.
>>15342484
Litreally FIRST ON RACE DAY.
Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill
Fucked on red diesel.
>>15341885
underrated pots
>>15342519
Shouldve said Eroding again
Got
Murdered by a v6 ford flex
Fiat
Faulty
In
All
Tracts
BMW
Bavarian
Manure
Wagon
Faggot
Obnoxiously
Reposting
Diarrhea
Hardly
Drivable
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony
Four
Old
Rusty
Doors
Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
All I can think of off the top of my head
Best
Ever
Engine,
Turning on
Ladies
Everywhere
Fucked
On
Race
Day
Shitty
Handling,
Even
Little
Bitches
Yawn
Loves
Icy
Nigger
Cocks
On
Ladyboys'
Nips
Cracked
Headers,
Every
Valve
Rusted,
Oil
Leaks,
Engine's
Trashed
Can't
Afford
Decent
Interesting
Luxury
Like
A
C-Class
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
Boomer's
Ugly
Insured
Child
Killer
Christ
Himself
Rides
You
Should
Like
Em
Retard
Don't
Overpower
Dodge's
Gay
Engines
Jews
Enjoy
Every
Penny
Really
A
Mopar
Motherfucking
Overpowered
Piece
A
Rice
>>15344906
>Jews Enjoy Every Penny
fuckin kek
>>15341105
If that guy didn't have a response for found on road dead or fucked on race day that guy couldn't play the game plain and simple.
Trash Obviously You Oblivious Twat Asshole
>tfw no one talking shit on volvo
feels goodman
>>15345080
Very Old Ladies Vehicular Obsession
i got nothing
LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS
Oldsmobile
Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie
Break
My
Windows
Just
Empy
Every
You own a Jeep?
Just
Empty
Every
General Mismanagement
>>15341028
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
>>15341343
oshit
