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Post your car and others will try to assess your personality
I'll go first
>>15333931
late twenties, early thirties tradie
>>15333941
Almost spot on,19yo,painter/general contractor
As for you
Hmmm
waiter/food service?
>>15333979
Dishwasher at a restaurant, yeah
yeehaw
>>15334040
software engineer
>>15334050
Lawyer/federal worker
>>15334059
haha I haven't heard that one yet, but no.
fun plot twist, here's one of my other vehicles
>>15333931
>>15334229
do you post on /n/
>>15334233
no, I only use the bike to try to hurt myself not for transportation
>>15334261
why dont you get a roof yakima bike rack?
those back ones look disgusting.
>>15334269
he obviously isn't very concerned with aesthetics in the first place if he drives a CRV
>>15334269
roof racks are a pain in the dick and downhill bikes are heavy. I have them but pretty much only use them for camping because I can lock them on the roof racks. hitch rack is way more practical and doesn't cut my fuel economy in half like the roof racks do.
>>15334275
I hate the fuck out of that CRV for what it's worth, ugly as shit, awful interior and it feels like it's probably putting down <60whp at my altitude. with 4 people in the car and skis on the roof it can't do 75 unless I'm going downhill. I'm gonna trade it for a new Escape 2.0L soon.
2006 Civic Si coupe, with shit paint and no mawdz
>>15334297
should have got 4WD
>>15334290
Probably Eastern European, is now big shit back in the гeттo because he could afford to buy something other than a Lada without dealing drugs
>>15334303
well it's all wheel drive, but my truck is 4 wheel drive? I don't understand what you're getting at here
>>15334312
honda calls it 4wd. and if your crv was it would say it on the back. and it doesnt.
>>15334346
they don't put that badge on the EX-L trim. but regardless, what does that have to do with it being an absolute turd? it's just more weight slowing me down even more.
>>15334318
Puerto Rican
>>15335518
old black guy
>>15334050
dentist
im thinking of getting something used soon whats a good deal on a luxury car/suv for under 26k
>>15334316
and i will say you work in retail,
>>15334233
It's clearly a BMX bike, doofus
I'm curious
>>15334040
Works for a construction company in more of a management role instead of manual labor?
Roast me
>>15336853
Hmm
>mid to late 20's
>fetish for classic murrican cars
>works at an insurance company or a call center kind of entry level white collar job
>>15336853
Early 20s, white, huge douchebag, Trump supporter, works at a game stop. cell phone store, or some other retail outlet.
>>15336859
>College student
>Aiming for something in healthcare
>>15336896
Tradesman, like a welder or something
>>15336896
handyman
>>15336917
australian
>>15336921
Kek
Do you automatically think "douchebag"?
2005, 6MT, bone stock
>>15336877
>>15336882
Not close at all, here's my second car maybe we can get closer to the mark this time
>>15336924
Kinda, desu famalam.
It's pretty hard to escape that stereotype, like brotrucks and small dicks.
But it's a good looking car and I know plenty of musclefags who are normal
>>15336924
Early 20s, probably a nice guy but has an obvious weird side, likes nicer things in life, smokes weed, probably supported Bernie and now supports Trump, takes photos with overly saturated reds so probably owns a Samsung Galaxy S4
>>15336924
>boomer torq thrust wheels for a mustang
>pontiac
>automatic
>wheel gap
>stock engine with straight pipes
>>15336924
>>15336924
I automatically think "I'm fucking jealous of you for owning a gen trans am". Im the dude with the 2 f bodies in the thread. But here let me try:
Whit or mexican
College student
Freeway races
Probably works part time job since in school
>>15336921
not even i understand how i don't simply fall off the planet
>>15336917
lets try this again
wat up fags
>>15336992
Euro student
>>15336946
Pretty much everything
Phone is a galaxy prime tho
>wierd side
Im a closet weeaboo
>>15337007
Right in the money.
Living that V12 life
>>15336593
Yes/no. Retail pays the bills, working on ships is the goal.
>>15337012
Ayyyy I finally got one right
>>15334231
early-20 something yr old working a minimum wage part-time job who thought they should be spending more than their year's income, on a car
>>15337038
I was waiting for that post.
>>15337038
Seems like you fit right in then, bus rider
>>15337038
What about my car makes you say that?
>>15337038
woah cool new and original post one upvote i like this
>>15337048
The bus is superior.
>>15337076
Depends. What car was that?
>>15337092
All of them.
>>15337105
So you're the Jay Leno of plebmobiles?
>>15336930
You're boring, probably work in retail and don't know shit about your own car.
>>15336935
You have sex with single moms when you're not driving that in a button-up shirt with half the buttons open
>>15336917
Australian
>>15336961
Nope, just not good with computers/phones
>>15336859
You were bullied in school and now you drive a copycat minicooper, you're likely under 160cm tall with a complex. No offense.
>>15336992
Homosex european
>>15337134
i'm actually quite good with electronics, but i haven't posted a photo, taken from an iPhone, in a few years
i'm from the U.S
>>15337154
Eh, nobody really knows how to use iPhones.
>>15337166
Nobody really can use iphones
>>15337166
the iPhone uses me, ammirite?
>>15333931
This isn't my van, but it's got the samelogos and it's the same type.
>>15337198
Let me guess...you work for U-Verse?
>>15337254
>U-verse
>Comcast logos
Yeah, sure buddy.
$10 says no one gets any bit of it correct.
>>15333931
tell me
>>15336859
The only person that I've ever talked to who owned one of these turned out to be a pedophile.
>>15337263
got rich through gambling on the internet, making bets that people could not guess any aspects of his life... after years of winning you could finally afford a porsche
>>15337274
Kek
>>15333931
mine has a silver hood and brush guard though
>>15337198
i thought americans did things big - what can you fit in that little can?
the uk may have small road, but its common to see average business owners and subcontractors with lwb/xlwb with over 4 meter load areas
>>15337282
I'm able to fit my five required safety cones. I've got my three reels of various cable types. I've got some telephone wiring and ethernet cabling. I've got my climbing belt, bins fulls of various connectors and splitters. I've got all my safety gear and bags and hand tools.
There's not a lot of really big equipment involved with doing cable work. The heaviest thing is the ladder and that's on top of the van.
I've also got two totes of cable boxes, modemds etc. that I swap out weekly.
>>15337302
but your van seems to be the "standard" size you see in the usa, for sort of business owners and that sort of industry.
just seems crazy since you have such huge roads why not just go ahead and buy a big vna that will take anything thrown at it
>>15337320
Our roads are wide, but there's really no need for a van that size. That thing also has to be an absolute nightmare to park.
>>15337268
about bane why does he wear the mask?
3.2L v6, I'm 19
>>15337280
damn it i forgot the pic
>>15337339
Mommy and Daddy buy everything for your spoiled little ass and you take it all for granted.
>>15337274
Holy shit. My first loss. Post bank account and routing number, I will send $10 immediately.
>>15337284
20 something weeb with a low tier job
>>15337339
Spoiled kissless virgin with a psychopathic flair, overly concerned with carcinogens, backstabber, doesn't call people back, people would be wise to cut off all ties with you.
>>15337330
my daily driver is my work van, and currently its the only vehicle that i own. its around 15 foot. so you would think it would be a pain, but its really not, for a start its so easy to drive, the mirrors make it so easy you can always see where you are, and the turning circle is great too, i originally planned to get a reverse camera put on it but ive decided theres no real need, its so easy without
its small enough that i cna drive anywhere without any weight, length or height restrictions
the only problem can be parking, generally its ok though, i mean its just the length that can be trouble, but usually you can find 2 spaces next to each other, or you can find a parking space that back onto a curb or grass so i can reverse in and have a few feet over the curb and im basically in the space
so it really is fine to drive, and ive still got 4.3 meters of load area and she get over 40mpg on a run (more if youre careful) - thats better than any car that ive had, let alone soemthing this big - but those were old big petrol engines so no big deal
to be honest i do want to by another car, but thats only because i am interested in cars, want something fun to drive like another volvo t5. but if i was just a normie who wanted a good alround vehicle that goes from a to b and is useful, these vans are perfect. you could even put a second row of seats in and its got 6/7 seats
>>15337382
What do you do for work, anon?
>>15337400
just a courier - "i drive"
pic is related - my actual van
>>15337409
Do you wear driving gloves and a """"""""""cool"""""""""" jacket?
>>15333931
>>15334040
>>15336593
>>15336924
>white trash
>>15333941
>>15337234
>>15336986
>walmart employee
>>15334050
>>15334229
>>15337263
>yuppie faggots
>>15337329
>>15337339
>supreme gentlemen
>>15334231
>>15335518
>>15336631
>stills plays pokemon as an adult
>>15337198
>>15337268
>>15337282
>>15337320
>rapists/child molesters
>>15334290
>>15336992
>>15337021
>>15337134
>europoors
The ones I didn't mention were too generic/boring
>>15337413
when im working i do
>>15337234
College student, probably early 20s, probably a generally good guy but nothing spectacular. You live with your parents but not in any way that compromises how people view you, and you drive pretty easy but wish you had the chance to open it up a bit and drive more aggressively
Hey
>>15337280
>>15337343
tfw nobody guesses
>Inb4 "fuckboi"
>>15337452
>inb4 high school, Asian, vapes, or gay also
>>15337452
Early-mid 20s, low income, wears a snapback, hasn't held a conversation with a woman other than his mother since high school, either lives with his parents or in a shitty apartment/trap house with 3 other dudes.
>>15337452
fuckboi faggot cuck
>>15337465
all of the above
>>15337485
God ricers and importfags are so fucking embarrassing.
>>15337263
>>15337419
>yuppie faggot
I'm not even wearing my boat shoes, khaki shorts and RL polo shirt today...
>>15337363
So the majority of people on 4chan?
>>15337482
2/5 try again, talked to ur mom last night SENPAI
>>15337496
Stay mad hater
>>15337560
yes
>>15337452
>fucboi
>high school
>Filipino (a real Asian wouldn't do that)
>vapes
>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fag
>two dads or single mom
>>15336924
its good to see F bodies on /o/ so therefore i will stop myself from calling you a faggot
Hard mode you can't say alpha thunder cock
>>15337721
Faggot
>>15336810
its a downhill mountain bike, that one is a Specialized Status II and my other one is a Specialized Demo 7 II, both mountain bikes
>>15336854
nah, I'm a service manager at a Ford dealer and also own/manage some land that I cash lease.
>>15337042
im 23 yes. no i dont work minimum wage.
i make 40 hours a week at almost 22k$ a year
>>15337419
im too old for pokemon
>>15337785
>too poor to get the 350
>still a fag, but not a huge fag
>>15337433
suprisingly close
>23, live with parents, had nice ranger then rolled it because im dumb... i work at a ford dealer so went through the recent shitty trade ins and bought my car cheap as fuck and used my experience to fix it cheaply, and yes i drive like an ass, but my cars so slow i doubt people notice
>>15337785
Daddy's little girl
>>15337785
Mommy and Daddy bought you a Mustang GT for your high school graduation present and it will be the nicest thing you will ever own in your life.
>>15337895
trying to fit into his first business job
>>15337883
latent homosexual
>>15337721
couldnt afford a real truck
>>15337785
bro af
>>15337443
ehs a pretty cool guy other than the plastidip
>>15337134
>>15336890
Still in highschool and im 6'1 but am bullied a tiny bit because my school is all super rich kids with gucci glasses on (not joking)
>>15337273
Kek i still kida like it desu
>>15337883
Midlife crisis car
>>15337883
Big loud V8 attempt at having a personality
>>15336907
>>15336917
Pretty spot on, I'm in the process of a journeyman apprenticeship
>>15337937
Reeks of Axe body spray, works at Hollister and/or Abercrombie & Fitch.
>>15337937
Bad decision maker, mid-twenties, actually listened when the salesman said "sporty," retail job doesn't make enough for a WRX
>>15337947
Ew no
>>15337951
Everything but the retail and WRX part is true.
>>15337969
you a nigger by chance?
>>15337282
We pull trailers you terrific faggot
fuck the uk
>>15337990
Poor, but sprang for the personalized plate.
>>15337895
Faggy Chinese immigrant
>>15337937
Dumb fuck mid thirties trying to be cool in his coupe Corolla
>>15337969
Poor nigger who bought his first car trying to look cool to his "homies"
Time to get Shreked.
>>15338004
Fell for the Japanese truck meme, also an attention whoring tripfag.
>>15338021
Turkroach if in Europe
Poorfag 20-something hellaflush douchebag if in America
Welp, I'm ready to be roasted.
>>15338004
Memelord in his memetruck
>>15338021
Turkish or eastern-asian second generation immigrant boyracer who is scared of speedbumps as he cannot afford to replace the bodykit
>>15338051
A man of good taste, whose liking of space, comfort, a complete lack of simple servicing and fuel economy go hand in hand
rek me /o/
I can't wait for you faggots to be so wrong.
>>15338077
A human bean that lives in Louisiana and drives an Audi also a faggot.
>>15338077
>freshmen in college
>audi facebook groups
>pretends to know about cars
>is your car auto? "yes, but it has a manual mode!!"
>>15337134
beautiful car
>>15338075
Little bit of a jerk, but has a cool enough wagon that I could get over it. Obvious designerfag who's been influenced by scene style but doesn't have the balls to put larger stickers on his windshield. Goes to meets but knows they're full of jerks. Owns a DSLR.
>>15337268
country?
>>15338021
Douche on a budget.
>>15338060
Born to troll.
Always trying to impress people
>cares about what they think
This should be interesting
>>15338077
>lousiana
>probably some retard southerner
>has stupid southern accent
>is fat
>either black or sub-human mulatto
>automatic
2390
>>15333931
>>15338112
Lots of hair product. Tight fitting shirts. Really into watches. Dangling key lanyard.
>>15337887
>>15337785
>>15337883
>>15337895
>automatic
>black
>>15338130
Actually the exact opposite lol
Hair is buzzed, aside from washing it I don't bother with it. I wear XL or XXL shirts. Not a watchfag, but they are cool. No lanyard, I just have a fat keychain because lots of keys.
I guess that is the general demographic though lol
>>15338144
>>15338060
dank meme guy who probably just as rusty as his car.
>>15338181
It could always be worse
'shrink me
>>15337951
>someone has nicer car than you
>your first thought is "poor decision maker"
Are you still paying for repairs on the $2000 Civic you bought back in high school?
>>15338200
wagon bro. chill and not a douche. doesn't care about what people say about his car because he knows wagons are fuckin cool
>>15338004
Patrician in his 20's
>>15338118
>implying automatic is bad
it's only bad in sport cars and muscle cars
>>15338126
>automatic pleb
>>15338200
Laid back and prefers shrimp over ribs
>>15338051
I'd be friends with you
My weekend toy, daily driver coming next....
My daily driver. Judge me.
>>15338082
I'll take it
>>15338089
>NEET
>No fb
>I do know about me car
>I do like my flippy slappy mode
>>15338118
>grew up in South Dakota, so I don't have any southern shit or accent. Sorry
>Am big boned
>Extremely white
>>15338182
>Rusty confirmed.
I would recommend you get a Tetanus shot soon and wash your car.
>>15333931
Roast me niggas
Sweden yes
>>15338372
19 year old who got the sled from his parents. Dresses like a nigger despite being from white suburbia, probably vapes.
>>15338372
18-25, college student with a part time job who tells all the college girls he meets, "yeah I've got a BMW, no biggie" but neglects to tell them the BMW he owns is worth less than her honda
Im 21 btw
>>15337346
Exactly what I assumed would be people's guess, true for a lot of people.
I'm an entrepreneur programmer and I got lucky with some game reared software that I made Sr year of HS. I bought this car @ 18. Parents are not poor, but not rich, lower middle class (220k house). Overall I'm a nice guy but kind of beta. Still live at home but I pay for anything related to me and help my mom by buying my sister meals and shit when she is hungry.
>>15338408
grandpa or grandma is dead
currently in yuroland so no pictures on this laptop
I don't have a photo of mine, but it's pretty much this.
>>15334316
>MGB
Nice!
roast it
>>15338347
Sticks up for friends. Grew up with sports. Understands function over form; a truck does not need to be immaculate.
>>15338275
Pretty accurate. My wagon initially got some snickers from friends but now I can tell they kinda jelly of all this function. 2700lbs towing capacity is handy.
>>15338347
Pulled pork over ribs. ez in a slow cooker.
>>15338075
stance and sticker on the front window makes me think you and this guy >>15337452 were separated at birth
>>15337937
>keeps dealership frame on
woman
>>15337969
rental
>>15338004
>>15338347
teenage trailer trash
>>15338051
sonichu tier
>>15338060
europoverty
>>15338126
>>15338441
adult trailer trash
>>15338471
underpaid wagecuck
>>15338408
grandfather's car
>>15338376
>>15338200
pansexual
>>15338352
>>15338357
I imagine you wearing a fedora
>>15338112
>>15338077
>>15338372
>>15338021
>>15337895
Asian, maybe Hispanic, probably not white.
>>15338596
faggot
>>15338596
>stance
>stock height
okay
>>15338480
Thanks. The only complaint I have is that the radio doesn't work.
>>15338645
wat tint is that?
>>15337320
The only people in the US who drive vans that large are package delivery drivers... and most of them just step up to a commercial truck. Work vans don't typically need to be that big.
>>15338596
No fedora here.
>>15337263
You're a nice guy that just happened to be lucky and born into a family that has money. You've worked hard and pushed through college and now you have a nice job and you don't mind flaunting your money a little bit.
try me
>>15338790
The new Mazda 3 looks like a clown shoe.
>>15338200
a pretty cool guy
Don't go easy on me
I know it's a Google images but it's the exact same thing down to the ornament. Just too lazy to take a pic of my actual truck
>>15338804
at least the clown is angry now
>>15338833
Wow I'm a dumbass didn't post pic
>>15338802
does that horn still function?
>>15338696
flat brim hat
>>15338790
>>15338490
overworked, underpaid
>>15338849
>>15338802
gathering of the juggalos or an illegal immigrant
I'm from /k/.
>>15338919
>convertible base model Porsche
>from /k/
brony
>>15338909
cr-v guy here
you're spot on
feels bad
>>15338909
>flat brim hat
Couldn't be more off on that one. I prefer regular baseball caps and have never worn a flat brim or been friends with someone that would wear one.
>>15338364
>I do know about my car
Nobody who works on their own cars owns an A6. They SUCK to work on.
Sauce: I am a Volkswagen/Audi Technician.
>>15338596
>adult trailer trash
Try doctor.
>>15338963
>It's an S-line 2.7T
Nevermind. CONFIRMED you've never worked on your car. I can't imagine a worse car to work on.
>pls be gentle
>>15338861
yes, it all functions
>>15338977
>attends a for profit technical college
>>15338596
>Sonichu tier
Hardly.
>>15337339
>He really thinks it's a V6
>He doesn't know its the 3.2 VR6 FSI
>>15338051
If it was white, Id be asking for some candy
6 speed life.
>>15339019
Your car makes up for your lack of personality.
>>15339019
Mid thirties overweight white male
Hint: I am white
>>15339033
>doesn't even have a pic of his own car
Married with kids, your wife chose the car, and its obviously an autotragic.
>>15338909
>>15338951
Mazda3 guy here, same boat. I know that feel...
>You'll get that big raise at the next review! I swear!
>>15339041
Not even close. Why would I just have a picture of my stock daily driver?
>>15338422
So in other words you're a white psychopath who lies on an anonymous forum and your parents bought your car
R8 me m8s
>>15339089
Snapbacks, tattoos, and minimum wage jobs
>>15339094
>snapbacks
I wear hats to keep my hair in check while driving, because no A/C. Otherwise no.
>Tattoos
No.
>Minimum wage job
No.
>>15339051
>muh DD
Post the fun car then married man
>>15339089
It looks better in the thumbnail. It's just a black thing roughly car shaped.
Zoom in, its still a black thing that vaguely resembles a car. Just now you can see even more black.
>>15339089
well ok, if you insist
>>15339025
housewife with a leadfoot and rich husband
>>15338654
not sure, PO had it on. it's like 45%, not dark at all
>>15339109
I'm a freshly graduated IT guy
>>15339111
Better here?
>>15333931
Go
>>15339195
Lets see the toy ITT guy
>>15339196
Poor early 20 year old
>>15339202
Married or a total fag with no taste in cars
>>15339207
Sexually confused man with dirt tires and a toolbox on his 2WD truck
>>15339229
Well you are right about 3 things from my post>>15339207
But they are all things you can see in the pic
Are you even trying?
>>15337443
That in San Diego?
>>15339243
Dude, you have step bars, you are obviously sexually confused ;)
>>15339267
>not sitting on a govt reserve with your feet on the step bars while fishing so you can swing your legs in and drive along if anyone fucks with you
Undergoing some mods..finally
>>15339278
Oh god you are an indian, guess I was way off
>>15339341
Should have amber corners
>>15339379
>>15339379
Everyone keeps telling me that. I've got the clears on the rear too
>>15339341
I haven't seen you in /bmw/ before. Nice dakar.
>>15338034
>>15338060
Have you never seen an M3 before? That suspension and body is Genuine.
>>15339399
Ambers are the taste of a refined owner. Clears are ricey. I mean if they make you happy by all means, but I bet you in five-ten you put ambers back on.
