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>2028 A.D.
>just finished my shift at Job Corp Industries LLC
>Mr. CEO made me stay late so I'm almost past carfew
>2020 saw the first year in the UK where cars have a legal curfew and are automatically shut down via government controlled kill switches after 9 pm or if exceeding 55mph, America followed suit in 2022
>triumvirate of soccer moms now dominate congress
>manual transmissions outlawed
>Elon Musk is the only living male left in the auto indsutry
>controlled by a complex system of A.I. personalities
>Elon Musk is just Zero from MGS4
>driving home to life partner in my Americana Camaro Ecosystem Paladin Deluxe Transformers 11: Dark Side of Shadows of Chernobyl SE Turbo Cobra Viper Deluxe Collector's Edition Sports™ Sedan™
>120hp 6,800 lb curbweight
>hope bull is gone by the time I'm home so I don't have to thank him for fulfilling her needs again
>been a long shift just want to open it up a bit
>accelerate to 30mph on open road, takes a full minute
>every vehicle redlines at 2,000 rpm now
>hear sirens, fuck it's the Safety Enforcement Bureau
>debate trying to outrun them
>no...no I can't...where will Stacy and Jerome stay if I lose my job
>try to see where to pull over
>catch HVAC panel out of the corner of my eye, just an iPad dremeled into the dash
>it's 9:01pm
>all 36 parallel parking cameras begin to shutdown
>literally no window
>steering rack is locked, can't turn
>Safety Enforcement Bureau afraid to perform pit maneuver, stark degree changes in steering wheels made illegal in 2018
>can't stop car, Enhanced Electronic Auto-Braking System™ off due to kill switch
>cars haven't come with manual brake pedals in 6 years
>can't stop moving as performance tires were outlawed in 2020, literally no rolling resistance
>eventually starve to death coasting on interstate
This shit isn't funny because we all know none of this shit is likely to ever happen. It's just some autist sperging out over nothing.
It comes off cringe worthy.
the car in your pic is a manual lol
>>15324249
OP BTFO!!!!
he literally just wasted all that time writing for nothing
>>15324245
>back in 2006 revving your engine was determined to be racist
http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/13/1347.asp
You really think that the op's post isn't going to happen?
>>15324257
There are some questionable inconsistencies in that article.
Find me verifiable news stories then I might listen.
>>15324245
>Some day employers will expect work to be done on the commute to work with self driving cars.
It's not far off anon.
>Maybe not 2022 but 2040 or 2055.
In most of our life times the automobile hobby will be jeopardy and possibly extinct.
>electric minivan elon cuckmobiles faster than a hellcat
>cars that correct your driving and don't allow you to have fun or make mistakes
>muh freedoms is so strong in America that we can't even stop terrorists from buying fucking assault rifles
>these green text stories
if anything even close to that happens by 2080 I'll eat my hair on cam
>>15324595
well then car would be commodities and if don't even need to drive you can just take a nap read a book play vydia for the trip
work i don't think so maybe in america or high pressure jobs where don't actually stop working
but if you're a mechanics you can hardly work in your car
>>15324003
>That image
I love fucking everything about the new Camaro but that killed it for me, fuck.
>>15325467
>he doesn't rebuild fuel injectors while driving
What a fucking casual.
>>15325456
What constitutes a terrorist?
>>15326842
let me put it this way
you don't get put on the no-fly list for talking shit at a bar
