ITT: We post and roast each other's cars
I'll start.
>>15322444
How many ohms you running bro?
>>15322444
Where's your vape.
mine is in silver tho
>>15322444
sick subie brah my local vape shop owner drifts one
>>15322465
>>15322476
>>15322519
>No images included
Big surprise
>>15322444
You should have got the hatch bro
>>15322541
I was just complementing his ride bro here's my whip
>>15322548
>would rather post someone else's cobalt than his own car
Jesus Christ
>>15322444
Vaping loser
>>15322493
boring car, boring life
>>15322541
beaner
Pic is basically same as mine
>>15322444
Nice Corolla, Where's your vape? etc generic sti comments.
>>15322493
Post your actual car or get out
>>15322541
I honestly roast one that looks that clean. Uh It's probably a slow turd? I don't know. Nice car
>>15322553
bro are you shitting on my ride?
429 / 4 speed manual
not my car, but it looks pretty much the same except it has better rims
>>15322561
I would if you would actually post it
>>15322554
Beaners don't drive stock cars.
>>15322578
oh I see you're just jealous because you can't afford a car as nice as my cobalt ss have fun with your 120 hp vtec kiddo
roast me hard bb
roast me
>>15322590
>trying this hard
I bet you don't even own a car
Here's mine. DAT bumper fitment tho
>>15322602
now you've gone too far
>>15322605
very tasteful
>>15322574
Well post yours then you lying piece if crap.
Hurr durr mine us just like this but i dont have pics ayylmao
>>15322615
I really don't though, and it's dark outside.
>>15322605
Is it a fake nismo or did you hit a curb too hard?
>>15322599
Delica is a fuggin lovely car tbqh senpai. Room for everything, fairly econoeal diesel motor and can do as good as most soft roaders/mid SUV's on the road today.
Plus the seats lay back and you can sleep in it
>>15322612
Can't say anything bad about the tbird.
The other car is so shit I don't even know what it is.
>>15322630
this guy knows
>>15322628
Hit a speed bump. New bumper ordered from stillen on the way. Until then I'm dealing with it. It's giving me anxiety tho. People look at my car as I drive by and can't tell if they're mirin or thinking his shit my bumper looks.
>>15322650
I'd be more concerned about the misaligned fender and hood.
>>15322664
Where? What's wrong with the fender and hood?
>>15322681
The fender is too close to the door and off center at the headlight. Also, the pillar trim doesnt line up correctly. You shouldn't be able to see the side of the hood above the fender either.
>>15322692
Hmmm, do you think my car's been wrecked?
>>15322714
Well, I don't think cracking the bumper would make the fender move that much. It looks like its been repaired or replaced. The front of the fender should be centered on the rubber surround by the headlight.
>>15322639
sleep tight, pupper
>>15322574
I love Fits, they're neat little cars, one of my favorites
Also +1 on having an interesting color
>>15322732
Hmm, thanks for pointing this out to me. I honestly never noticed it. I don't know much about autobody, but is this something that can be fixed? I'm going to a local body shop to get some work quoted for painting my new bumper, is it worth pointing out this other stuff to their estimator?
>>15322782
The car is fine. It's just a nissan which means the build quality is shit
I got a turbo on it
>>15322612
>Those wheels on a thunderbird.
Negro what. Fucking take it back.
>>15322595
damn, that's a nice lincoln
>>15322812
every thread huh?
>>15322574
looks like an obese chipmunk
>>15322782
Might be worth mentioning. I just went out and looked at mine and didn't see any rubber around the front of the fender. It probably just needs to be realigned.
vaping on the way to the farmers market gang
>>15322859
Go ahead, try and convince me otherwise
>people actually pay 30k for this still
>>15322899
Post your car that's better.
>>15322889
That place looks beautiful. What state?
>>15322899
Stumpy looking on the outside.
>>15322907
Looks like an Ontario plate
>>15322907
its actually in canada.
30 minutes north of toronto.
>>15322904
Here you go
Simple and to the point.
roast
![IMG_20160227_130836[1]-min.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UR7XVQt.jpg "IMG_20160227_130836[1]-min.jpg")
>>15322565
something something dad rock/muh "good ol' days", wish I had that slick bastard though.
>>15322444
>>15322595
>>15322599
>>15322605
>>15322612
Refuse to roast. Not roast worthy.
Everyone one else with FWD practical cars needs to re-evaluate whether they are a car enthusiast, and whether they want to be driving a forgettable car during their lucky handful of years on this earth.
>>15322927
>simple
If you mean plastic everywhere, no option for leather, a clunky clutch, and an underpowered engine, then yeah, simple.
Im an easy target.
be gentle
>>15322950
Practicality and comfort are two things that out weigh what my wallet wants.
Love is hard anon. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
>>15322967
needs to be lowered
Mazda 323 Astina 97'. Do your blurst.
>>15322967
ho boy
i dont even need to say anything, your pic does it all by itself
>>15322960
Nigga I have leather and alcantara.
You got a fucking tomogatchi telling you have much gas you have.
>>15322950
Does impractical FWD count?
>>15322967
Is that even a real srt4?
>>15323010
Perhaps.
>>15323000
wew
check'd
>>15323004
>cheap aftermarket interior
Kek okay. Have fun getting passed by minivans.
>>15323025
>aftermarket
Now you just sound stupid. Leather and alcantara is an oem option.
>>15323004
>>15323025
>not likely, can't you see my speedometer goes to 180!?
>>15323025
>minivans aren't psychotically quick
>interior design affects performance
congrats on being the biggest retard on /o/ today
>>15322998
4 doors, despite no whores.
>>15323033
>le torquedip meme
Ever see a Cayman S dyno? Also known as one of the best drivers cars ever made.
Keep moving those goal posts anon.
>>15323049
laughing_girls.jpg
That shitbox has about as much torque as a Geo Storm.
>>15323049
>responding to a butthurt FRS owner
>hurrr you're retarded
Stop samefagging assmad slowcar.
>>15323061
>170hp is somehow acceptable on a sports car
>this triggered by something that wasn't said
>comparing it to a car with nearly twice the torque and HP
FRS fanboys are hilarious.
>>15323031
Provide a link.
So many butthurt people
>in a roast thread
>mfw
>>15323091
Go have a drive in your fwd automatic plastidip box.
>>15323075
>170hp is somehow acceptable on a sports car
The Elise has 179hp. Ever driven an Elise anon?
>this triggered by something that wasn't said
A picture says 1000 words
>comparing it to a car with nearly twice the torque and HP
The 86 was developed with the Cayman as its benchmark. The cars have quite a bit in common.
FRS fanboys are hilarious.
Any more goal posts you want to move?
>>15323102
>y-youre just moving goalposts
>comparing your car to other, better cars
Pot. Meet kettle.
>>15323097
>Plasti dip
>anywhere anywhere near my car
Kek
I'll take the fwd, but plasti dip is disgusting when black or not professional.
>>15322605
thats really nice, what bumper is that?
>>15323102
Why would you even compare the two lol
The FRS is an overglorified meme targeted at rich teens that don't know anything about cars.
I can already sense the hate. Tred posting mine like pic related but the resolution too good file too big
>>15323062
>>15323063
calling anon samefag
comeon.gif
>>15323140
FRZ owners have to justify their buyer's remorse somehow.
>>15322840
What wrong with phone dials on Tbird?
>>15323147
dat booty
>>15323145
Lurk moar
>>15323085
Dude, just google leather/alcantara and brz/86
>>15323120
Plenty of people have compared the two. Youre just making yourself sound stupid by not admitting to the obvious parallels between the two platforms.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-WkHBUFN4
>>15323011
No, ES. Project car tho. Was able to get a wreck SRT4 as a parts car. Gonna rip everything out of there and put it into here.
Should have enough room. The SRT4 had a smaller engine bay than other trims if I recall correctly.
>>15323152
I've always hated the phone dial style wheels. Reminds me of old mercury wheels or something. Thunderbird deserves better
>>15323166
>calls 370z fag out for moving goalposts
>continues to do the same thing
Fuck off with your buyer's remorse already.
>>15322615
Who the fuck would lie about owning a fit?
>>15323158
huuuurrrrrr
>>15323188
You gotta try harder, this isn't fun anymore.
>>15323197
Kek
>>15323170
Yeah, you could do that.
Why not just buy a 1g neon to start with though?
>>15323166
You posted a picture of an FRS. The FRS doesnt come with leather you fucktard. Only the BRZ limited does.
>>15323152
Hillbilly shitboxes in flyover land
>>15323210
You probably should step up your bench racing a little bit better.
>>15323219
>The FRS doesnt come with leather you fucktard.
This is after I literally posted a picture of my frs with leather seats. You want another picture?
>>15323240
You have raised no valid points during this entire conversation.
>>15323142
Nigga, can you not into resizing?
>>15323268
>no valid points
You mean like you getting assmad when someone calls your slow car slow and you have to go out of your way grasping straws to make yourself feel better?
>>15323297
>You mean like you getting assmad when someone calls your slow car slow
Anon, if I cared about having a fast car, why would I buy a FRS?
i actually like all the cars in this thread especially whatever the fuck this >>15322599 thing is
>>15323314
You got offended when the dyno was posted and then compared it to a Porsche. You tell me.
But I put da bremboezzz on it recently
>>15323326
the new mustangs rip, are those stock wheels?
>>15323321
You posted a dyno sheet as a response to a comment about interiors.
We've official gone full circle. Congrats.
>>15323340
I'm not the same person you illiterate retard.how many times do I need to mention it? The 370z is a shitty design and the FRS is slow. A mustang is a much better choice. Guess you're too busy being assblasted to keep up.
>>15323339
No they're 19x9.5 from lmr
corolla xrs, still a boring life though i'm to poor.
>>15322541
>Clean, green Integra
Hoping to make it the first car I buy and wrench on myself. Stock wheels are too small though.
>>15323152
Are those two different rims?
pic not mine, but just bought a 06 Elantra Hatchback.
Price was good, pretty highly reviewed, I'm a poor college students.
Do me hrd.
>>15322782
Get the vin checked in the next check thread
>>15322872
:^(
>>15323349
So you didn't post the 86 dyno sheet? Why are you even replying then?
>>15323404
I called you out for saying the other guy was moving goalposts when you did the exact same thing. Is it really that hard to follow the conversation? You get triggered when someone insults your car, I get it, it's a sensitive topic for you.
OBLIGATORY MIATA POST
>>15323461
Something something slow something something hairdresser something something slobbering on your boyfriend's cock
>>15323404
>>15323418
Sure is summer in here
>>15323418
Posting a dyno sheet when talking about interior quality is moving a goalpost.
Comparing 2 similar engines is not moving a goalpost.
>>15323510
Fuck off you non committal trip fag
>>15323218
Didn't really matter to me.
Only paid $800 for it. Frame is in amazing condition too, considering where I live (Northeast).
>>15322639
Sleep well puppers
>>15323510
Go back to your tripfag VIP lounge
>>15322940
Your car is too far away.
>>15323510
>said by the new namefag
>>15323516
Comparing engines at all when talking about interior is moving goalposts you retard. You did the exact same thing.
>>15323316
tx for the love, anon,
i like your honda, also
>>15323529
We already established that the Zs interior is hideous. There was nothing left to talk about.
>>15323542
Both of the interiors are plastic and cheap as fuck. Don't pretend your corolla-tier car is any better.
And btw
>he moved goalposts yet again
>>15323556
>even defending meme-material interior
lol
>>15323580
>both are shit
>haha you're defending it lulzzzz
Fucking idiot. No wonder scion died if their target demographic is people like you.
>>15323461
i want a miata so badly, that or a 94 civic hatchback.
Inline 4, not the V6. Second gear synchro is a little fucked, but I've learned to work around it. Glorious glass korean transmissions.
Pic is not my car, but looks identical.
>>15322444
We're in the middle of swapping a Turbo II engine into it. Ugh.
Ehh why not.
>>15323518
>>15323527
>>15323529
>Being so seasonal that you get butthurt in a roast thread
>>15323735
You're just upset that no one commented on your car
>>15323139
It's made by Stillen
>>15323394
I checked it before I bought it, it came back clean.
>>15323728
I mean the jokes write themself. All seriousness though been considering picking up an older si as a 2nd car.
>>15323756
They did tho
>>15323787
You must really like all the attention you get from other old men. Seriously though it's sick and I'll suck your dick if you let me drive it.
>>15323728
I always thought they badged these so that you could tell your Mexican friends what car you drove.
"Is it a civic? Si, señor."
>>15323656
My car is also an inline 4 with a fucked second gear synchro, but at least I get to have fun in mine.
>>15323380
"Wow your mom was so nice to let you use her car to pick me up! When you're done with my homework could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house?"
>>15323766
looks so sick, really sets off the car for me
>>15323670
go pound another value brand energy drink and write me an essay about why wankels went extinct before their time.
>>15323787
You should do it. It would save some mileage on your corvette, plus probably be more fun to own than you'd think.
>>15323873
Honestly nothing to roast here. Nice car anon.
>>15323613
Miataman here, It's everything it lives up to
However, I'll tell you my mistakes.
I got a completely stock low miles one, because I didn't want one that had been modification molested by some ricer faggot.
And then I got a taste of modifying, and my budget for it was limited by the premium I payed for a clean one.
Whatever your budget is, cut it in half, and use the money saved for modifying. Only 2 grand on a miata will get you good quality coilovers, a turbo kit, limited slip diff, exhaust, and a roll bar.
>>15322940
Livermore?
>>15323140
>rich
wew lad
>>15323935
its not mine posted my shitbox 240 already
The daily 79 320/4
annnd the project/sideways car 90 325i with a few goodies
>>15323988
>scumbag
Sounds about right. Although I could already tell you were one as soon as you described your car as having "a few goodies".
>>15322595
>>15323979
Still, nice car for what it is. I like how you kept it clean.
>>15323995 it's either a love/hate with the banner to be honest,
>>15323988
I like how it casts a shadow that reads "cum" on the passenger seat
>>15324108
kek
think about the odds of that happening
Parking in a certain place at a certain angle at a certain time of day and it not being cloudy and standing in the right place, and taking a picture
>>15322940
>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
alternatively...
>that fucking cat
>>15324117
>>15324108
pretty much what I get for putting it on the car.
>>15322614
>>15322630
>>15322634
>>15322770
>>15322907
>>15323139
>>15323155
>>15323316
>>15323339
>>15323372
>>15323493
>>15323537
>>15324019
Faggots, the lot of you
>>15322950
>roast thread
>refuse to roast
biggest faggot
6 speed ecoboost with a couple bolt ons
>>15324201
Nice poopra but you needs wheels not from 2003
>>15322940
>desert like setting
>no front plate
>wind electricity
hi california
Beep beep
>>15326690
Those wheels look terrible on that car.
>>15326839
Those lights look terrible on your car.
Your car just looks terrible period.
>>15326821
Would do almost anything to have this car NOT in that fucking ugly ass colour.
>>15322554
>non-M 3 series
>sedan
you have no authority to comment on anyones ride LMAO
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>15326893
I was close in not buying it mainly because of the color but I just said fuck it yolo420blazeitswag because I go it for 1,200
>>15326918
For Nissan that old it looks mint. It's still a shit box though.
>>15326845
>Shitbox looks terrible
Oh dear.
>>15326952
don't insult a car and not expect people to laugh at your rolling bag of cocks
Hey /o/ rate my work van
>>15327053
Looks hot
As in you overheated
Either that or you don't know how to pour coolant without spilling
>>15327065
My business partner put a cheap replacement radiator in a couple years ago. The top head blew out in 102-Degree weather. Luckily I didn't get too far before it happened
But charcoal black
i don't know what i'm going to do when she dies ;_;
I ain't even black.
>>15327094
Is that the new turbocharged Camry?
>>15322444
Late buy Rate
>>15327094
charcoal black sounds nice
shame its still a late model impreza :(
>>15327053
haha. I used to drive a van like that for work. Broke a leaf spring going over speed bumps. Would speed through em to piss off my coworker.
thoughts?
>>15327130
dude GIVE ME YOUR KAWAII SENPAI STICKER
>>15322612
Outside of the shit rims, nice tbird, I found a good project 88 turbo coupe I am going to pick up soon. The Gloria I can't say much negative about it, I always preferred the m37 more.
>>15323142
Nearly the size of a fucking accord
It's basically an Evo, right?
>>15323461
OBLIGATORY QUEER JOKE
>>15322595
when's the rb25det going in faggot?
If aussie is upside-down, what is sideways?
>>15327534
Nice anime stickers, faggot.
>>15327404
You have a gay dealer plate on the front
>>15327490
Your wing mirrors aren't painted. It looks ugly
>>15326918
Sleeper Build would be awesome.
>>15327619
Indeed, was a NJ car and the old owner was autistic and fucked it up underneath. Eventually going to get a new aftermarket one.
>>15327669
Please tell me they didn't screw holes into your front bumper
>>15326715
Actually across the river from the Dalles in WA
>>15327685
Factory did, she scratched the paint though
>>15327446
Feels pretty small compared to my last pick up truck, and I haven't had a single passenger who said 'it's alright bUT on the real it feels a little too spacious'
>>15322565
How's your sister taste?
Easy mode, two cars to roast
>>15327795
I'm not a big fan of the bulbous nose on that generation IS
I beat someone who wasn't trying to race me once.
>>15322444
sup /o/pie?
>>15322950
>FWD practical cars
Are GTIs, Integras and Celicas included in this?
>>15327192
Nah its obviously a Sentra with a hood scoop.
>>15328263
>>15327094
>>15322444
ma niggas
>>15328319
>>15328263
Had a 2014 hatch. Car was underwhelming IMO, only shining point was the AWD system and practicality.
>>15328332
stock?
i wasn't that impressed to begin with.
spend some money and it comes alive
>>15328332
It's an overhyped pigfat econobox with a turbo strapped onto it. I don't understand why there's such a huge following for this piece of shit.
>>15323728
Hahaha haha hahaha.
>>15328342
>>15328358
catless stage 2 with custom dyno tune
>>15327795
That IS almost has more of a jew nose than you.
Just posted this in another thread, actually. Come at me, /o/
>>15326821
Have fun with your snap oversteer nerd
>>15328443
Sug fags, shibox fleet reporting for duty
>>15328537
>juke
>stickerbombed roofrack
This just screams faggot whot still lives with his parents and regularly smokes weed.
>>15328567
What's wrong with smokin weed ya queer?
>>15328358
>It's an overhyped pigfat econobox with a turbo strapped onto it.
like every other wrx sti since they started throwing the 2.5L into them?
Here's a google images picture of my car. I only wish I had a turbo...
>>15328395
This.
Stage 2 STis are vicious
>>15329085
FWD
>>15329138
WASTE OF MONEY, EVEN THE TURBO AIN'T WORTH IT
>>15328443
Would you consider selling it?
>>15329234
Already am, actually. Got someone coming to check it out this weekend. Getting rid of it for 1k, rust, body damage, and blown coolant seals all included.
>>15328332
The FA20DIT in the new WRX is a dream, though. Lots of low end torque, minimal turbo lag, overall a really fun engine. That said, it's still a 2L 4 banger
basically fuck me up senpai
>>15329071
>smoking le herbal jew
Enjoy being a useless piece of shit with no ambition?
Pretty sure this is the only one not nicked off google images or somebody elses facebook.
>>15322444
Just roast my shit up senpai
you pussies riding everything stock
>>15329085
you:
>wear backwards, flat-brim caps and basketball shorts with a lanyard hanging out of the right pocket.
>drink Natural Light
>have multiple STD's
>chain smoke marlboro 27's
>don't know how to change the oil
>parents divorced
>screamed into your pillow then masturbated to sleep when you got home after that one time a honda civic beat you from a stoplight race
How'd I do?
>>15322554
>boring car, boring life
Right back at you
>>15329327
Says the NEET with a shitbox hahahahah
>>15329810
Savage
Roast my French mess
>inb4 hurr u got cucked you have a fwd hatch
Let's try and be interesting and at least pretend you know about cars
Roast her.
>>15330584
It looks like it's already been spit roasted by a pack of hobos
>>15329810
>am a femboy
>drink wine and doppelbocks
>100% clean
>don't smoke
>own multiple cars and do the maintenance and repairs on all of them
parents are divorced
>scream into my pillow while getting fucked
10/10 though, every other Monte Carlo owner I've seen fits that description dead on
>>15329231
True
I'm just glad it can actually drive through snow
Just got this.
>>15330644
Of all the cars for that money...
>>15330644
finance cuck
>>15322565
Nicknamed the "compensator 429" for its tendency to be bought by men with small penises.
>>15329085
>>15330640
I have to admit, it's pretty clean looking for a shitbox.
