What's the AK-47 of motorcycles and cars?
It must be
>inexpensive to purchase and maintain
>Reliable
>Able to stand up to abuse
dual sports and old toyotas
>>15322271
Bingo
Something with the 4.6 2v. Crown Vic, mustang, etc
>>15322281
>>15322265
Miata
>>15322316
>implying the miata isn't the pink derringer of the car world
>>15322265
>AKs
>inexpensive to purchase
I wish
>>15322265
KLR 650 and Toyota Hilux.
>>15322346
Not all dual sports and old Toyotas are created equal.
The KLR and Hilux are the gold standard of always reliable regardless of how much you beat the shit out of it.
The Minsk according to Richard Hammond
>>15322265
Honda CB500 and Toyota Hilux
Both unstoppable, get you to hell and back and then to mcdonalds again tough
>Cheap
>Will disappoint 10 out of 10 times
>PT Cruisers stand up to the most hideous modifications and worst owners
>Plus, you know, wood.
SV650.
>dirt bike enough to go on most dirt paths
>street bike enough to do long distance touring with it
>simple to maintain
>reliable
>upright seating position for comfort
>can mount some Kriega bags on it and you're good to go
>>15322507
>cheap
>reliable
most of those bitches aren't even on the road any more I don't know wtf you're talking about reliable. and any that come up for sale are always 5 - 6 k
80s F150
>>15322530
Lolz, I'm watching this episode right now.
>>15322265
My AWD Toyota Camry has 260k miles still runs like a champ, despite me not giving a fuck about it.
>>15322265
Lada Niva
>>15322265
Lada, bonus points because it's already Russian.
>>15322265
>inexpensive to purchase and maintain
nigger the days of $300 AKs are gone. you can get an AR for less money now
also the answer to your question is toyota PU/4runner
>>15322265
1990-1996 Chevy Caprice
Series Land Rover
Anybody saying Toyota either doesn't know anything about Toyotas or the AK.
Fiat Punto
nissan patrol
civic
works good, can abuse it, pretty reliable and lots of people buy because they're cheap and good
>>15322571
Where do you live? I see literally DOZENS of PT Losers every single time I go out.
Well, I say look at the car that all the sandniggers with AK-47s are using.
>>15322966
>>15322281
both of these, honestly, caprice or crown vic
full size body on frame barges with detuned V8s, proven to run forever through police and taxi abuse
>>15322338
The fuck? I got one for $600.
Fucking poorfags
Hilux or W123.
Toyota Hilux.
>>15324025
This
There is nothing like that in the world at all, or else there wouldn't have been a person in the world without a car.
Actually Twingo seems to fit the bill so do other legendary shitboxes. If only Renault would continue to make those, and sell them with MSRP of 1000$.
There will never be a car like that due to ecology norms forcing the development of new engines.
>>15322281
No.thats the ar15
>>15322571
try 2-3k
in most places, you can find one for even cheaper than an AK, and most of the time as beat up as one too
>>15322265
Gen 7 civic.
>>15322689
They're still cheap if you're part of a Government body
>>15323970
Enjoy your century POS
IMZ-Ural
any 70's/80's merc
the easier the better
Cars, Toyota Land Cruiser and Hilux
Bikes who gives a shit
>>15322407
I came to say this
this is my minsk
it is a fucking warhorse piece of shit from belarus but I still love it
DRZ400E with non inverted forks
this, >>15325383, Nissan D21/Kingcab from 1986-1989 and Toyota Hilux
had a KingCab i drove off a farm after sitting over 5 years, just hooked up the battery and drove home 2 hours away. had a old Hilux i drove out of a forest after sitting for 2 years with a blow headgasket and bad trans, drove it on 2 cylinders in -30c. shits invincible
>>15322265
Honda Super Cub
>>15322507
PT cruisers are definitely not reliable. Consumer reports has them dead last in every category of reliability except the sound system. Engine, drivetrain, body, they're all shit and will break soon
>>15322265
Trabant.
Old, cheap as shit, practically indestructible, Soviet, and easily fixed because there's no technology in it. Literally only a step up from a pedal car.
>>15325558
I believe they're actually unreliable. But I might be remembering wrong.
Old mercs and Old lexus
The greatest vehicle ever known to the South.
>Chevy Short and Wide PU truck
>>15322265
>ctrl+f slant
>no results
Shame on you /o/.
Those old darts with the slant sixes.
Ford's 60's to 80's straight sixes are right below this in reliability.
>>15326472
Nobody ever adjusted the valves on those for some reason though so if you ever see one it sounds like a fuckin diesel.
>>15326497
I used to be able to tell how low the engine was on oil by valve train noise. Not sure what it was about fords straight sixes but if you were more than half a quart low the engine would tell you through the hydraulic lifters. The more oil missing the louder it would be.
Not having a working oil dummy light and have a rear main seal leak, that noise was my warning.
Toyota K Engines
>>15325558
Trabant is not Soviet you ignorant twat.
>>15326633
>east germany
>between 1949 and 1990
>not soviet
>>15322265
panther platform
>ctrl f
>no gs500
>>15328281
It would be, if the ak-47 fired .243 cartridges
according to our great friends at /au/
>>15326658
>GDR
>Part of the USSR
incorrect
Anyone remember Goldeneye the movie?
The first thing that happens after 007 arrives in St. Petersburg is his American friend whacks an engine with a sledgehammer to start it.
I'd vote for that one.
VW TDI owner reporting. Hoping to get somewhere around $12-14K for my 2012 Jetta once the settlement program starts. Have been thinking of getting a motorcycle, but not having a car might suck in certain situations. I'd need a motorcycle that could have an easy enough time getting me to and from work 20 miles outside of the city each day. Also easy to maintain. Recommendations on a motorcycle around $8K that would fit the bill? Thanks in advance. Just started reading this board as I contemplate.
>>15324025
The only right answer
>>15330017
man i want a brick car, and then smash trough peoples yard fences
>>15322530
This bike would have to stall at the nearest sign of mud, so it can't be a dirt bike.
>>15325511
You know, they say that, but I see a LOT of late model PTCs on the road still, some of those cars are going on 10 years old.
They are really hateful and picky machines, not like an AK47, more like a South American-made H&K clone.
Volvo 240 is the AK47
740 is the AK74
>>15325566
Two cylinder 2-stroke engine. Not a lot TO go wrong, the bodywork is literally impervious to any form of decay, and any machine shop could turn out a spare anything for one.
You could also buy a second-hand one with just a pair of american jeans, and the previous owner would walk away thinking he'd got the better deal.
And he'd be right.
And yes, the bodywork was literally unable to decay at all. The bodyshells still persist. They don't burn, they don't rot, and they're so damn tough you have to feed them through an industrial shredder to get rid of them.
And since nobody has one, they're usually turned into chicken coops or something.
>>15325111
Close to an m14 imo, one of the old gi spec ones. And cop cars are just the m14 SOCOM
>>15322265
do you even have to ask senpai?
VW Beetle.
Literally bulletproof
>>15322265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moskvitch_412
The only true answer is the Moskvitch. The IZh-built ones, to be specific. And, if we're including bikes, the IZh-56.
