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(PRIZES FOR SEEING YOUR VEHICLE)
>"worst car wreck in history"
You are sued for $12 million. A man in mexico smelts your car into a submarine to transport heroin to America. You don't get to do any of it.
>"rattle can car paint"
Your car will be junked within 24,387 miles. You will never see it again. Your part out thread nets you $4 and one squash casserole. You'll bum rides to work for a month until you buy a 1997 Corolla and decide to look at this as you starting the responsible adult chapter of your life.
>"anime car wreck"
get off my japanese anime imageboard you fucking weeb
>"laughing business man car"
Despite your deep automotive knowledge which allows you to detect makes and models from shyggy interior shots, raspy Janice in accounting gets a visit from Aunt Flo on your white suede seat covers. It cannot be cleaned.
>"bill murray car collection"
You must move in with 3 roommates, single bedroom apartment. They are all numale reddit scum and constantly ask you for car help. You're car dies of neglect with 3 months.
>"blyatmobile"
sven kills you and steals your car. removes 3 kebabs until .50 BMG hits the gas tank. You walk to the liquor store these days.
>"i swear it runs low 10's car"
You wreck in the parking lot of Cars and Coffee. You try to drive away to maintain dignity, and are struck by Dave Grohl. You break his legs, and he invites you and your car for a co-guest appearance at his next show, which you will share with Hoobastank.
>"shitbox rally"
Your car breaks down thirty miles from vegas. Rogue hookers part out your car while you are inside. Raspy Janice from accounting is among them and ready for action. (your penis)