YFW you're the only one in the car with a dick
>tfw you're the only guy in the car ever because no friends
Oh well.
The worst feeling. Esp if you're not driving.
>>15315446
>woman driver
>Dodge
TUCK AND ROLL IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE
>>15315446
>riding with your mom and and sisters
>>15315490
It's the blondes car. Brunette is her sister she's teaching to drive. Redhead and I tagged along since we were partying when little sister texted
>>15315481
Dude! Neon! I know a guy with an SRT4. I told her we needed to trade him my Fox for the weekend so she could drive a Neon that would get her pussy wet.
Not crazy about the rattling bushings in my ear but whatever. Not really a safety issue. Also brunette is driving at top speed of like 20mph right now.
>>15315522
>teaching her to drive
>in a loaded up Neon
You're gonna die OP
>>15315446
If my gf, I've taught her well and I trust her
If not my gf, sit in the back and prepare to die
>>15315541
>>15315531
My anus is ready. I passed a point in my life of being afraid to die and now I use a sliding scale of danger:how cool the news story would make me sound. I ain't even wearing a seatbelt.
Show your power level
Read the posts to her
>car full of passengers
>OP is so autistic he uses 4chan as an excuse to avoid conversation
literally (not figuratively) kill yourself OP
>>15315446
>girl cousins graduation
>invites me to tag along for celebration drinks
>riding in 8/10 blondes daddy's money Mercedes with 10/10 in the back seat with me
If I had died in a wreck I'd have been alright with it desu
>>15315640
>4chan Anons are not optimistic for my survival
Would probably give little sister a complex. I'll tell blonde in a minute.
Would be posting a pic of the part where we were somewhat alarmingly close to the edge of a lake with a little kid fishing in it all Norman Rockwell and shit. Will snap it next time if we go by there again.
>>15315645
> implying this shit takes up even 5% of my attention
>>15315669
>"a girl sat next to me I can finally die happy"
truly pathetic; please keep this shit on /r9k/ or /fit/
>>15315682
>constantly on phone
>desperately refreshing the thread to see if anybody replied
stop lying to yourself loser
>>15315695
We should all wish we were as fun as this guy. Obviously a real pro with the ladies.
Honestly a lil surprised no one recognized the blonde from the OP but whatever. I ain't connecting any dots for /o/
I guess the kid packed up and went home since it's getting dark but there's the lake.
>>15315709
>Honestly a lil surprised no one recognized the blonde from the OP but whatever. I ain't connecting any dots for /o/
If she was worth being recognized it would have happened
You must shout the next post that is dubs, OP
GO!
>>15315732
Deal. We'll be dropping little sister off probably before that happens. Blonde and redhead are down with whatever.
>>15315758
I jack off to you and your sister feeling each other up every day.
>>15315777
Ooooooooohhhhh hahahahahaha
>>15315777
Oh shit
>>15315777
Cool, Man. Glad we can help.
>>15315796
Don't pretend for a second like you actually said it faggot.
>>15315777
Dawwwww yyyiissssss OP
YOU BETTER NOT PUSS OUT
>>15315777
Oh! Dubs! I feel like that was a script get bit whatever. How can I prove I said it?
>>15315815
vocaroo and post link
>>15315777
Bahahahaha, OP better have delivered. Trips demand it.
>>15315758
>>15315446
Happens atleast once a week, sometimes I'm driving, sometimes I'm not.
>inb4 mother & sisters
I sometimes let my GF drive
>>15315446
> mfw I'm the only one with a dick in the car
>>15315446
Any time I drive with a girl in the car for more than a few minutes, they fall asleep. Every damn time.
>>15319328
Sounds like you're boring, Anon.
>>15319386
I can't hold a conversation and drive at the same time.
>>15319445
I can, I just lose some of my filters. It's weird. My most manipulative ex used to always get into arguments with me when I was driving because I was less able to sugar coat shit I said to her.
>>15319484
lmfao
they say ur true personality comes out when ur driving and its absolutely true, that shit happens to me in a car too, even as a passenger i still feel the driver personality
>>15319445
Your car lacks interesting elements
>>15319484
Makes sense, you can't focus on what you can and can't say because you need to focus on the road, so you basically just say whatever you're thinking at the time.
>tfw only one in car
>>15319497
Except girls have different priorities so if you say the wrong thing to a girl when she's driving she'll practically drive right into a fucking ditch and on top of that she'll say it's your fault.
