Rob Feretti and Christian Von Koenigsegg approach you at a car event and explain that they want to double team butt fuck you. Christian explains that for your trouble, after they've both came inside you, he'll toss a coin and you guess heads or tails. If you get it right Christian will buy you any car you like, get it wrong and you get nothing. He then says if you ever want to sell the car you have to suck Scotty Kilmers cock first.
Do you accept their proposition?
>>15302988
I'd spread my cheeks for Christian Von Assfucker any time.
What the fuck is up with the sudden influx of all this gay shit?
Keep that shit on /B/
>this thread again
They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up as soon as I read them
>>15302988
Yes. Tails never fails for Nissan GTR thanks.
I bet Christian has a nice penis desu.
>>15302988
I normally have to pay for that kind of shit, so fuck yeah.
You had me at 'double-team buttfuck'.
>>15303046
homophobe spotted
>>15302988
that's a fifty percent chance at millions of dollars. of course.
I'd bend over if I got to say "Koenigseegeegegegssegegesegeg fucked me in the butt" any day.
>>15302988
Come the fuck on OP
Well beta rob probably has a tiny cock anyways so
>>15303164
Best thread I've seen on here for some time
Why does he get to flip a coin afterwards?
>>15308204
Immediately was confirmed when he showed off that absurdly big truck he actually owns.
>>15303046
>having Koenisgsegg make sweet sweet love to your boipucci
>gay
get out of here you confused faggot.
>>15302988
No guts, no glory.
I'll get myself a VTAK Miata for the trouble.
