post your rides and others will judge how long it's been since you were last laid, if even ever
My body is ready
>>15296661
This morning. Nobody with enough money for a corvette and enough confidence to buy a daki isn't getting some.
>>15296668
Forced ass sex, daily.
>>15296670
I can agree with this.
>>15296668
A week ago to your 5/10 THICC gf
fuck it
>>15296669
6-8 months ago or recent cheap dive bar one nighter
>>15296683
A month ago by either shy asian girl or chubby sloppy latina
>>15296669
if you're anything like my buddy with a GN,
>a week or so ago
>no gf, but random hook ups.
>>15296687
>Fucks his hand hourly
>>15296704
lol surprisingly correct except it wasn't completely random :^)
>>15296661
The answer may surprise you
>>15296687
>>15296753
30 seconds ago. Drinking Gatorade right to now to go at it again in a couple of minutes.
>>15296795
fucked in the ass by your uncle when you were 4?
My weekend adventure machine
>>15296821
My daily driver
>>15296799
nice projection
>implying i want sex
>>15296687
Never. Follow-up Question:
>When will this driver will go on a frenzy mass shooting?
>>15296832
Nice GC
Daki is cool too
>>15296811
That wouldn't surprise me at all.
>>15296829
Thank you.
>>15296811
Nope. Guess again
>>15296687
>me
>>15296749
Correct
>>15296799
Wife is on her period so no, 3 days ago the answer would be yes.
>>15296847
See above.
I'm Army so in about 12 months after Trump wins and I can deploy.
>>15296832
>not letting your waifu be your chauffeur
>>15296896
>Wife is on her period
>>15296969
Get the fuck out.
>>15296981
Why?
![img-0039-6010948227550256432[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h94oWOF.jpg "img-0039-6010948227550256432[1].jpg")
have a guess
>>15297328
Never. Too busy fixing that heap 3 times a day.
>>15296661
>>15296668
Only once which was 5 months ago by his gf that cucks him every other weekend
>>15296669
Only fucks trailer trash women on Craigslist in Tuesday nights
>>15296683
Fucked a 420 6/10 slut he met on Tinder 3 weeks ago
>>15296687
Virgin
>>15296704
Try hard wigger that never gets laid
>>15296719
Fucked a 60 year old hippie last Wednesday
>>15296723
50 year old fat fuck who has ED and the only time he had sex was with his divorced wife in 2012
>>15296741
Fucks black women on OkCupid every 2 weeks
>>15296753
Eurotrash faggot that never gets laid
>>15296778
Beta white male that barely gets pussy. Last he got laid was with his high school sweetheart who cucked him
>>15296795
Stupid Mexican that fucks his ugly fat wife Maria everyday
>>15296821
Fucks his cousins only in Family Reunions. Next lay will be 4th of july.
>>15296828
Maybe gets sluts who are equally as trashy as he is at local clubs
>>15297302
Eurotrash that plays too much vidya that only time he sees pussy is in GTA V stripclubs
>>15297328
Grandpa who is obsessed with his daughter, last time he had a lay was in 1969
>>15297438
Virgin who is a cooker at the local diner
>>15296661
Fun game. I bet somebody will be very accurate.
>>15297607
Never. To busy on vw forums and ps4
>>15297612
>>15297617
>>15297607
you're supposed to judge others when you post your car, i think.
>>15297438
last night
>>15297612
You have a wife probably named heather and after sex enjoy cigerettes in bed
>>15297617
I'm doing it now.
All the time. When your bf comes over
>>15296981
>newfags don't remember that we used to love that shit on 4chan
>>15297723
No one cares Grandpa.
>>15296661
>>15297644
I've never been on a VW forum except to look up how to do certain things and yesterday I sucked my girlfriends cock :^)
>>15296949
>being driven around by a headless corpse.
>>15297612
6 months ago before you got locked away for making meth
>>15297446
>>15297548
nope, I am a 20 year old and the last girl I banged was a ratchet light skin off tinder about 3 weeks ago
>>15298682
who did you take to prom then?
Also post pics of girl
>>15297812
Week ago, you probably have a wife
>>15297653
Month ago, right in the centre of a gay bukkake
>>15298664
Never
>>15298682
also....who the fuck goes to prom when they're 20?
I never went, so I don't know
>>15298708
>pram
that was like over two years ago bruv. my now ex, but we were dating at the time
and I didn't save any pictures, who takes pictures of every girl they fornicate with
Hint: I attend a very liberal university
>>15298727
your posts earlier made it seem like it just happened...
and idk MAYBE BECAUSE THEY STAY A MATCH ON TINDER AND YOU CAN FUCKING SCREECAP. Admit it, she was uggo
>>15298759
>she was uggo
like I said, was a ratchet. sometime you just gotta do what you gotta do.
and yeah I went to prom when I was 17 and then 18
>>15298763
Yesterday
Took the knot, cried just a little.
>>15298773
nice fucking dentside meng
>also your sister, 4 weeks ago, you haven't talked since
>>15298727
>he didn't take photos with his prom date
You think we believe this for a second
>>15298812
oh that? desu I am fine with plastering my own image on here but I really wouldn't want to do that with others.
>>15296687
>>15298763
Why the fuck are you still here
>>15296896
I fuck my gf when she is on her period, helps her a lot with her cramps and sets her in a good mood, you should try it.
>>15298748
You have a gf but have never had sex, you just let her cuck you.
>>15298748
So never then.
>>15297328
Very recently and you made him squeal like a pig first.
>>15298763
Sperm queen
![IMG_20160524_102527[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A4SdjxH.jpg "IMG_20160524_102527[2].jpg")
>>15297617
Is that the new Porshe 912?
>>15296703
So, a month ago by either GOAT or shit? Dammn.
>>15298763
With your dog last night
>>15300566
1'n'ahalf weeks ago and is there a babby seat in there for real? That'd be so fucking cool.
>>15300665
Either a lady, a gay man or a neet who regrets not buying a miata instead, so either way. Never.
>>15300637
Damn, I didn't expect a serious answer...and one that's right.
There is indeed a baby seat in the back. Rear facing infant seat even! My 8 month old daughter has ridden in it for a bit over 6 months now.
>>15300681
>ever buying a Miata when S2000 is possible
>>15300681
>Never
Thats correct sir
>>15296661
>posting your dads car
fuck off faggot we know from the last time you posted that pic.
>>15296661
well
>>15300836
a year ago. you're still thinking of her
>>15300850
a month ago. it was dirty
>>15300851
never
>>15296661
>>15301018
anything between never and yesterday, really. since we're on 4chin i'd say never though
>>15301025
November. To a 30 year old hah (I'm 19)
>>15301033
that's a long dry spell. but that's a nice car for a 19yo so godspeed
muh v8
>>15296661
Interior shot because fucking lazy.
Setting on snapchat doesn't count right?
>>15301874
Sexting*
>>15301041
>car is on the dealership's lot
>stock number on the windshield
>trying to say it's your car
Do it.
>>15302020
In your twenties, 40 years ago
>>15302080
31, fucked my girlfriend this morning a couple times.
>>15302094
Nice try faggot
>>15302152
Well I am bi.
>>15296661
hahaha this will be fun
>>15296661
Peugeot 206 SW. Automatic. Borrowed from my grandma.
>>15302203
28, 2 days ago.
>>15302020
Does no one in that neighborhood use their garage?
>>15302214
They either have too much shit in them or have too many cars. Lots of asians an russians with like 5 vehicles per household. There is a Fit in my garage, 1 work truck in the driveway, one pickup truck in the front, and my girlfriends Civic. The rest of the garage is full of shit...
Oh god we are no better than the rest of them...
>>15302208
Fucked your grandma to make her lend it to you
Kek, why not
>>15301874
No one guys?
>>15296847
NEVER
>>15301038
>>15301033
As another 19 y/o thats pretty dope m8
This'll be amusing.
alright then
>>15302562
Fuckin noice.
>>15302604
>yum yum bull cum
^ every day
expect memes
>>15303042
3 days ago
The gloves are off
Prepared to get burned like a man
>>15301038
Yeah it's a bit long, I hardly meet anybody with my job so it's taking a toll on relationships, >>15302476
And hey thanks guys, it's a 2007 with 20k miles
>>15304352
A few weeks ago at the after-prom party with your 6/10 date. It was your first and probably last time for the next 5 years.
>>15303127
Actually probably not that long. Raunchy crotched hipster bitches probably eat that shit up.
Hey, I'm not judging. Doesn't matter, had sex.
>>15296661
>me
>having sex
LMAO
Here we go. Lay it down boys.
Have at it lads
>>15304394
your girlfriend is a feminist and things were getting hot and heavy last night until you suggested anal and she got angry and left so you hit the vape to take off the edge. you love her so much and you try so hard. Why is she such a bitch? You weren't going to force her
>>15302483
Within the last week with some Asian at 1:00 a.m. or a similar time.
>>15301600
Dat lazy pirated track though.
2012 honda civic with 120k miles and a bum rear shock
>>15304556
Two hours ago with the person he/she tried to sell the car to.
>>15304416
You would have been correct sir, if I had:
A. A girlfriend
B. A vape
Instead, swap gf with body pillow and vape with joint. Then we're golden.
>>15304392
literally LITERALLY drowning in pussy
>>15296669
I would suck your dick like right now if you would let me drive that legendary Buick.
>>15304708
last night
>with a man
Ignore the Chrysler in the back, that's my mom's.
Also, kinda hard to tell at this angle, but Focus is a hatch, if that matters.
>>15304778
Well, I can tell you exactly when your mom last got laid.
>>15304846
oooo killem
>>15304778
Where you at in Illinois I'm in the western Chicago suburbs
>>15304873
lel western burbs myself. Darien/Woodridge/Downers Grove area. Going to Chicag/o/ on 7/9
>>15304753
>lol all small cars are gay amirite?
you're what's wrong with /o/
Not really sure what to expect tbqph
>>15297612
ur fenders trigger me
>>15305165
You just sucked a stangers herpes infested dick to proove how cool you are.
not my pic, but the only difference is my wheels are different.
>>15305257
If it's a base model Fiesta, never. If it's a Fiesta ST, never but you tell people that you did.
>>15304360
this is a shit photo, why are you proud of posting this
>>15305341
What if its an SE with the 1.0L Ecoboost?
>>15305218
Girl that has more balls and muscles than you, but less or equal hair on head
>>15301874
Do you have black plates ? are you near Dinan ?
>>15302686
Thanks mate!
>>15302430
hi r u this scandinavian owner of brz?
Only pic I have of her atm
>>15306554
Yesterday with an older man.
>>15305205
It's not just the fenders. Hopefully this still give you a stroke.
>>15306586
Have to pay for mods somehow
>>15306713
Recently. Who could say "no" to that face?
>>15304491
I mean, I did say lazy.
Pls no bully
>>15307244
Is that a V6? Because if it is, never.
If not, last Thursday. Sorry, am europoor and don't know my merribarges.
raep me /w werds
>>15296661
Plot twist: im a grill
>>15307244
nice car man i guesss 2 weeks ago
>>15307340
you only fuck 420 anarchist faggots and fight capitalism every because you lost 4 years on gender studies
>>15307340
zas often as you want, because you are a grill
>>15307292
I can make it "today" if you hmu nawimsayin?
>>15306599
I didn't think they let 15 year old girls drive, femanon.
>>15299062
gagging at that chode shifter
Imagine this with some dents and scratches, a crooked radiator grille and sitting on some standard wheels with rusty hubcaps
>>15307930
3 days ago
>date rape
I know this is going to be fun
>>15307842
It reflects it's Owner senpai.
>>15306965
Nobody care to guess?
r o a s t. m e
>>15306965
4 months ago
>>15307244
last time in prison, six months ago, with an inmate called Tyrone, you werent the active one, now you spend your money on gas and psychological help
>>15306554
yesterday with an older man
>>15305326
you paid a crackhead 2 weeks ago for a blowjob
>>15305257
you have sex once or twice a month with your 80kg woman
>>15305165
you regularly pick up drugged chicks in discos and rape them at home, then you left them in the suburbs
>>15304708
every time you want, thats a sexy machine ;)
>>15304392
twice a week you rape your old neighbour, she is mentally ill (btw if that is your car, congrats, its very clean and well kept 10/10 would buy)
>>15302936
you had sex several months ago with the kinky girl of your hs, shes now pregnant
>>15303042
just this morning, with a pony fleshlight
>>15302572
since you bought that car you never had sex again, you are too busy fixing what it brokes
>>15308496
>4 months ago
Wrong.
>>15308505
4 years ago?
>>15308519
You went the wrong way.
>>15308521
4 days ago?
>>15308529
Yesterday, but that was much closer than previous guesses.
>>15296661
>>15296661
Does it count if I was bound, gagged, blindfolded and stuffed in the trunk?
Why not
>>15308580
that thing needs a paintjob anon, btw, you had sex... 3 days ago with a stupid college student, probably blonde.
>>15307790
I let her handle my stick
>>15308656
Dude I'm jealous, trying to find a '77 model
>>15308617
My friend used to drive one of those and got head every day in the school parking lot, so odds are you got some maybe a week ago
>>15308683
whenever the last furry convention was
>>15308673
Mines a 79 it's pretty fun to to drive and really easy to work on, downside is 3 speed auto though
>>15308709
Couldn't you just do a tranny swap if you wanted?
Sorry for shitty pic, just snapped it quickly after a wash and before I swap the hood.
>>15308727
I could but it's out of my budget right now
>>15296661
I am the niggest senpai.
>>15308805
Those rear fenders are shaped just right
Regardless the piss yellow rims are a turn off
>>15308811
>120 dayton domes plated in 16 karat gold
>turn off
nigga u gay
>>15308865
120 spoke rather
>>15308865
You shouldn't make anything that requires durability out of gold, it's a highly malleable metal.
>>15308869
Also this, don't care for pimpmobile spokes, all you need are some curb feelers and the fuzzy dice
>>15308683
meme machine is go
>>15308951
bro
SC300
>>15308962
what bruv
2010 Mazda MX-5 Miata NC
>>15307457
Is that because of the Beetle or on account of having a vagoo?
>>15309017
I don't know but I would fuck you right now just to let me ride in that car.
>>15309017
Last weekend
>>15296661
Hardmode: I'm straight
>>15308496
yep shes mine
heres an earlier pic with my Rebel™
>>15309406
once, and it was disappointing
>>15309373
bottom or top?
>>15300683
Oh shit I remember you from a thread a few months back. Your kid's gonna be cooler than I ever was in elementary school.
>>15298748
are you from fucking UPS I swear to god
>>15308951
>cant even afford real RPF1's
>>15296949
>not being your waifu's chauffeur.
>>15296661
Bring it, lads.
>>15306965
the last time that kmart was open
>>15313325
Three days ago, with a girl from Belarus named Irina.
>>15313359
Head job from elderly woman last friday.
>>15313444
Nah, two days ago. Good eye btw.
>>15296661
sounds like a cool thread
>>15314910
5 months ago, by an ant.
>>15308463
probably this morning. - Subaru Salesman
by your same sex partner - /o/tist
