If Jesus Christ was alive today, which car would he drive?
Probably a white stanced gti with tartan interior or a white STI. Honda Accord as a DD of course.
>>15286866
prius van
>>15286892
>>15286953
No you fags are wrong.
Christfag here, remember it took him 3 days to respawn.
Not sure why that would stop him.
>>15286866
Accord you summerfag
>>15286866
He'd hijack the Popemobile. Or steal one of their VW Phaetons.
>>15286866
This.
>>15286866
This bad boy
He seems like an Infiniti kinda guy
Jeremiah, 32.37: "Behold, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my Fury...
>Fury
>>15286866
Volvo 240 that he borrowed from Thor
>FWD turds and rapevans
>in the giant desert that is the middle east
think again
>>15286866
An ass.
>>15286892
That seems more like what Judas Iscariot would drive desu.
>>15286953
No, that's what people who THINK they're Jesus drive.
>>15286989
Quite possibly.
>>15287016
Considering he had 12 apostles to haul around this is the most accurate answer.
>>15287025
That was God, not Jesus
An Accord
>>15286866
Definitely not a corvette
Obviously a Tesla.
>For I did not speak of my own Accord...
>>15286866
I dunno, ask someone who thinks he's Jesus today and ask him.
Okay, so he was a carpenter, obviously I'm thinking a pick up. Ignoring the fact hes middle eastern he strikes me as a Ranger owner. Humble, faithful, pure, unassuming and quietly competent. Not someone who needs a lot of flash, but has to get the job done even if it means going where roads dont go. A guy who would heal his car rather than forsake it for a newer model.
So. Gonna go with 2002 ranger.
>>15288697
It is popular with a lot of guys who are indeed named Jesús...
>implying he wouldn't roll up in a Ghost
It might take you a second but you'll get it
>>15287007
I could buy that
>>15286866
I saw Jesús driving this the other day.
hE CAN PROBABLY DROP HELLA SICK SKIDZ
Jesus was a carpenter
>>15289169
Pull up in a phantom watch them bitches catch the holy ghost
>>15290270
Yeah, and he wouldn't get some faggy crew cab that can't fit 8' lumber in the back.
>>15290288
But he needs room for the apostles
Probably a smoke blowin Bubba Dodge diesel
A white 70 Challenger that will inevitably die for our sins.
The bus or on a bicycle because he's a hippie.
I like to imagine him banging gears in a blacked out 67 Camaro.
>>15288710
underrated post
>>15290744
Do people actually drink Coors light?
>>15288710
Got a good chuckle out of this.
>>15294531
Overrated post
>>15286866
arctic white 1969 charger with gold chrome
