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Oh no!
You silly /o/tist! You're going way over the speed limit and now you will never be able to slow down enough to avoid getting caught by the speed camera.
What will you do?
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>>15282498
Ask to face my accusor
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>Living in a nanny-state shithole with speed cameras
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>>15282503
they thought of this


in countys where they have cameras they will schedule all 500 people that got a ticket that month to come into court on the same day then they will have the dude who reviews the cameras and pictures and you will have to face him

at least this was the case with my old room mate in cuyahoga county
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>>15282498
live in a state that doesnt have speed cameras (california)
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>>15282513
what 4rd world shithole do you live in that doesn't have speed cameras
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Strike a pose
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>>15282520
>Everywhere that isn't my police state is a "4th world" country
Bongs, I swear
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>>15282498
easy. just drive on different lane...
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>>15282526
>doesn't answer

im not a britbong, no need to project ur butthurt at them one
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>>15282498

>Put my freedom stick in R
>Turn 360 and walk away
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>>15282513
>getting stopped and shot by cops is so much better guise
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Run it over.
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>>15282535
Before I continue, can you direct me to a gallery of those obnoxious laughing faces that Alphonse has 4,000 of?
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>>15282548
>summerfag wants to post le epin /int/ meme
>doesn't even have a le **l** *e* m*** face collection

fuck off
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>pull e brake
wow its so hard
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>>15282559
>Cucked by his government hard enough to have speed cameras
>Gets called on it
>m-muh summerfag

Anyway I'm not dedicated enough to shitposting to have a folder
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>>15282498
Turn my car sideways and drift past the camera so the can't see my plate
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>>15282571
>Cucked by his goverment hard enough that his taxes stolen or spent on irrelevant shit
>Get called on it
>b-but i don't even shitpost

I don't want a drunk chad speeding in his shitty infiniti g35 killing a whole family in their van, 4th worlders like you don't understand this tho
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>>15282585
Speed cameras are only for revenue purposes.
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just stay in low gear so it sounds like you're going really fast but you actually aren't
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>>15282498
fill a tire with gasoline, frisbee it up onto the camera, throw a moltov cocktail at it and drive away.
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>>15282585
yeah cause the speed camera is gonna stop him.....


europeans need to leave this board
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>>15282892
and to be able to catch speeders, here speeding adds 2 or 3 points to your license, if you get 12 points your license is revoked

>b-but i can drive without license
yeah, but if you get caught you go to jail, and you can register your car without it
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>>15282498
>hit the EUROBEAT button
>doriftu around it in my FWD econobox
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>>15282914
yes it will, how is he going to speed if he can't register his car anymore?

stop being fucking dumb
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>>15282957
....
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>>15282925
it's 12 points in a 2 year span. not 12 points in your life.

face it, speed cameras do nothing.
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>>15282967
>it's 12 points in a 2 year span.
no, its lifespan here
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>>15282962
>>15282967

>4th world shithole
>no speed cameras
>chad bribes police officer
>he can keep speeding

>1st world developed country
>speed camera
>chad can't bribe all the burocrats in charge of his fine
>he can't keep speeding or he'll lose his license
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>>15282498
>and now you will never be able to slow down enough to avoid getting caught by the speed camera
Watch me
>handbrake and brake on
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>>15283073
What he means is the cameras average your speed, so that you'll never be able to bring the average down to the speed limit or lower.
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>>15282498
Floor it, they'll never catch me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2EiWZ-QU
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take my front plate off the dashboard and hide my face
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>>15282498
Fill the camera up with expanding foam

Or burn the fucker
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>>15283032
>"1st" world shithole
>Do 3 over
>Lose license
>Can't get to work
>Lose job
>Become another welfare addict
>The jews win
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>>15283168
good, thats what you get for speeding

or maybe you could try not being a wagecuck that has to arrive early everyday at work
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>>15282498
come back next wednesday with some thermite and take that shit out
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>>15283174
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU BETTER DO 20MPH EVERYWHERE
>Literally on welfare
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>>15282498
Throw the anchor, any reduction of speed should help, even if I'm still too fast.

I've done 131 in a 50 zone once. Fuck the police.
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>>15283184
yes, think of the children, you are a manchild no one cares about, but other people are valuable

>literally on welfare
i am self employed and own a small parkinglot/carwash, I am my own boss, i dont have to cuck for a living

no wonder a wagecuck is mad at speed limits, gotta let all that frustation out right cuck?
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>>15283199
>i am self employed and own a small parkinglot/carwash, I am my own boss, i dont have to cuck for a living

Literally puerto rican
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>>15283201
nice ad hom, shame it doesn't help your case in any way, im not caribean

you are a wagecuck who has to speed everyday to work otherwise he will get fired for not helping his boss buy his 3rd yatch, thats why you are angry at speed limits, because you know your life depends on arriving early to your cuckold session

you are the textbook definition of a cuckold

luckly for me I live in the developed world where cuckolds like you are kept in check with speed cameras
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>>15283212
How mad do you have to be to write out an entire paragraph?

>mfw I probably make more money than you do working 2 days a week delivering pizza
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>>15283201
no, he said he owned a parking lot and a car wash, not a parking lot and car wash filled with riced out honda civics and/or how he dailied a GMC Sierra
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speed cameras just get defaced.
they're a waste of money and dont make the road safer.
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>>15283224
I'm pretty sure that "car wash" is street slang for a meth lab
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>>15282498
Cry
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>>15282498
>not having licence plate hiders at speed
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>>15283212
Not that anon, but he's a fucking retard so ill pick up the good internet fight. Speed cameras, according to you, are designed with safety in mind (in reality theyre just another source of income for the government, but thats not the point). But a lot of the time it is just as safe to go 80 mph down the highway as it is to go 65 or 55 mph down the highway. So if it is just as safe to go at a higher speed, then why put in speed cameras that force you to go under a speed limit supposedly for safety at all times? Why should i not go faster? Ill give you a hint, its because they want your fucking money. They dont give two shits about safety. All they see is a potential gold mine of people breaking laws that they put into effect in the first place

Also, its mostly wagecucks like us that keep your business/parking lot afloat. Your income doesnt just come from some sort of fucking magical fairy. So if we wagecucks are slaves to our bosses, then does that make you a slave to slaves?
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>>15283222
>he delivers pizzas for a living

TOP KEK!!!!

PLEASE...

STOP...

MY SIDES CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT!!!

FUCKING TOP KEK!!!

guess thats what happens when an amerifat can't afford to go to the university KEK!"

do you also have to put a pizza sign in the roof of your car like a good little wagecuck?
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stop replying to alphonse posters
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>>15283296
>alphonse posters

sure is fucking summer here
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>>15283287
>He gets up at 4 am
>He works his ass off to wash MY car
>All for a couple dollars that were literally up my ass
>AND HE WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THE PRIVILEGE
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>>15283287
Reminds me of my part time job during uni. Some faggots were making fun of me and were like "should've stayed in school dumbass".

>Bitch please, this is how I pay for my university degree in automotive engineering
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>>15282520
>government big bother needs to watch you 24/7
>direct violation to freedom
>calling others shithole
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>>15283312
>he thinks I wash cars
>he thinks I wake up at 4 am

fucking TOP KEK!!

when will wagecucks ever learn how to administer a buisness??

I just go to the parking lot every day at 2 pm to pick up my money and I check how many cars are in with a videocamera

as a matter I'm going to order pizza right now, I will start arguing with the guy that he arrived late and that I won't pay him, plus I won't tip him, just because I can

>>15283320
the thing is you are not bragging about deliviering pizzas, like this massive wagie
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>>15283226
In australia they have cameras that watch the speed cameras so we're fucked
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>>15283336
>muh freedumbs

why are americans souch subhuman?

you don't have the freedumbs to speed on public roads, dumbass
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>>15283320
I've never seen someone actually make fun of anyone at their job.. are you sure you weren't just being overly sensitive?
I work at lowe's as a lackey while in school for engineering, I've never had anyone be rude to me or look down on me.
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>>15283222
>he thinks he is making money by delivering pizzas

you have to be 18 to lurk here, summerboi
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>>15283378
Get out, Statist.
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>>15283366
>the thing is you are not bragging about deliviering pizzas, like this massive wagie
Still a story I wanted to share because it still makes me chuckle years later.
>>15283398
>are you sure you weren't just being overly sensitive?
Nah, it was some kids who must've been super proud of their good high school grades. Shut them up pretty quickly though, thank god I was working at the factory and not in retail or behind some burger place counter.
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>>15283414
I bet you are like one of those dumb faggots who end up in the "sovereign citizens getting owned" videos

must be hard living with mental retardation
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>>15283366
>Being such a shitty boss you can't even run your business and have to employ people to do it for you

You can't make this shit up
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>>15283412
>Not slinging dope at the same time and pulling $1000+ a shift
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>>15283439
Not sure you understand how those car washes work. It's a row of stalls with pressure washers and soap dispensers, and people pay you for the privledge of using your facilities.
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>>15283439
wagies

when will they learn?

let me give you a tip, if you ever create a carwash, you should be doing marketing and resupplying stock, otherwise you will need to hire someone to do that, they will do a shitty job and will demand higher wages
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>>15283457
>Not a hand car wash

Oh god it a paint destroying monstrosity, and you're in probable millions of dollars of debt. It's worse than I could possible imagine
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>live in murrica
>have only seed 2 speed cameras
>1 is for a corner on a road that only exists to connect 2 highways
>the other is on a busy residential road that has lots of truck traffic, and has a school zone along its length
>tfw 1 mile of 20mph school zone
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>>15283462
>2016
>not using a soap gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqUEirOEyaw

hand wash is good but its the soap cannon that attracts normies
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>>15283462
Just explaining the car wash to you lad, I'm actually a humble machinist.
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>>15283470
>Video not available in your country

I think youtube is trying to stop me having an aneurysm

>>15283476
All the car washes around me are hand ones, they don't even use pressure washers.
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>>15283486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrkDeJ2rIV8

maybe this one ?

>they don't even use pressure washers.

then thats a good opportunity to start your own hands free carwash and all that car detailing kool aid

normies love to see their car covered in soap, i dont know why, they just like the idea

as soon as you tell them that you barely touch the car and you won't scratch it they will get interested in it
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>defending speed cameras
Toppest of cucks
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>>15283521
>defending chad speeding and killing someone

toppest of 7th worlders
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>>15283525
back to britain for you
>>15282498
Thank god we have none of these in my state and DUI check points are illegal. Do have red light cameras but those aren't too shitty desu
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>>15283517
Also disabled, looks like foam cannon normies hate Wales
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>>15283528
>britain is the only developed country with functioning speed cameras

no wonder vehicular crash deaths are so high in america compared to the rest of the OECD
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>>15283525
>speeding kills
LITERALLY NANNY STATE KEK

>posting hot /tv/ memes
>>>/out/
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>>15283538
>w-why can't I speed on public roads ;_;
>w-why aren't the laws made around my feels ;_;

pls reddi.t
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>>15283544
>being this cucked
Fucking lmao, you must be German
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>>15283535
>Speed cameras prevent crashes

It's literally the exact opposite
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>>15283535
>being a yuropoor
How's that 1.8L diesel treating you?
And speed cameras don't do shit to prevent crashes you blue pilled fool
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>>15283554
>germany

you do realize ther are large sections of germans highways with virtually no speed limits right?

I mean if you are trying to make an argument in favour of no speed limits, you have to consider the autobahn, you understand this right?

to imply germany is cucked by top speed laws is probably the most stupid thing you could have done

now you look like a meme spouting retard with no knowledge of what is being discussed here, you ahve to options, to simply stop replying and think about retarded you are, or throw a tantrum and continue shitposting
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>>15283560
>being an amerifat
lmao
enjoy your highschool debt

>blue pilled
oh god, we have a retard from /pol/ here

>>15283557
citation needed
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>>15283572
>living in a cucked nanny state and being proud of it
I almost feel sorry for you, then again you are an asshole so thank god you aren't in my nation voting to shit it up.

Stay poor yuropoor, but hey thanks for the sweet cars you can't afford. Greatly appreciate them.
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>>15282498
wonder what shitty part of the world i am in that doesn't have the right to see your accuser in court, and then wonder how i got there
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>huur duur it's safe to go 80mph in a school zone at 3pm!!!
roflmao literal retards itt
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>>15283579
>america has the highest traffic related deaths per 100k habitants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

>b-but I d-don't have speed c-camers
>m-muh freedumbs

top fucking kek, ameribubbler BTFO

stay dead ameridead, thanks for the shitty cars nobody buys I guess
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>>15283598
>>america has the highest traffic related deaths per 100k habitants in the OECD

made a mistake senpai
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>>15283594
>hurr its never EVER safe to go 81mph
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>>15283614
On an empty divided highway sure
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>>15283598
>be american
>crash
>die
>get shot and sent to jail for resisting arrest anyway
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>>15283598
Oh no, sign me up for traffic cameras and please take away my guns while you are at it.

God you yuropoors are cucks. Our women are manlier than your men.
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>>15283618
Then why are there cameras on highways except to generate revenue?

>>15283620
>Be british
>Say mean things to muslims on twitter
>Get beheaded
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>>15283627
Because some highways are dangerous to excessively speed on :^)
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>>15283637
Prove it, I've done 110mph down a dirt road and I'm not dead
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>>15283627
>Be american
>Say mean things to muslims on twitter
>Get shot in a bar in Orlando

>>15283622
do you have the constitutional right to speed, fatso?

no you don't you dumb nigger, you don't have the right to speed, by registering a vehicle and getting a license you are accpeting to comply with the laws of the road

stop being fucking stupid

also, your women are manlier than our men because they literally weight as much as 3 bodybuilders
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>>15283566
I'm German and the sections of Autobahn without the almost regular speed limit of 120kph are rare and a massive thorn in the side of a lot of politicians.

What's more is that our former speed limits of 50 kph in most towns is being reduced to 30 in more and more towns and villages. Roads that used to have a speed limit of 100 get more and more 70 signs all over the place.

German politicians are literally demanding fines of at least €1000 for doing 20 kph over the speed limit.

Not that any of this could ever matter, the roads are full of old people and women doing half the speed limit.
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>>15283645
a guy did 110mph and crashed
http://myfox8.com/2016/04/11/driver-accused-of-hitting-110-mph-before-slamming-into-ncdot-truck/
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>>15283657
>Be Mexican
>Illegally immigrate to America
>Also gay
>Get shot by Muslim in gay bar on Mexican night

>Be british
>Ban guns
>get shot anyway
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>>15282914
>europeans need to leave this board
this

range ban yuropoors, they can't have nice cars anyway
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>>15283662
And? People have died in crashes at 5mph does that mean the speed limit should be 3?
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>>15283669
how about this one

>being anglo

KEK

literally every single anglo country is getting cucked to death
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>>15283675
>Be German
>ONE MILLION MUSLIMS
>EVERY SINGLE YEAR
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>>15283673
>And?
well your argument about driving at 110 mph is pretty irrelevant

>have died in crashes at 5mph
citation needed

>>15283679
>being GERMan

thats it, thats the joke
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>>15283681
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/news/article_3315ebc9-52e1-5ba2-9e1b-c9ead939026a.html
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>>15283670
someone got hisbutt hurt
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>>15283684
>americans literally die when rolling over at 5 mph

also, that was not a car, that was one of those electric cars amercans travel in because walking is too much for them

try again
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>>15283657
>do you have the constitutional right to speed, fatso?
I have a constitutional right against unreasonable searches and seizures, unlike you.
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Speed up so you won't be caught

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph-qv4gYAE8
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>>15283722
>I have a constitutional right against unreasonable searches and seizures unlike you

explain the patriot act
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>>15283737
A kneejerk reaction by an unelected president, later extended by king nigger
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>>15283766
then how come several americans have been legaly searched and seized using it as an excuse
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>>15283788
*illegally searched and detained
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>>15283791
>illegaly

but the patriot act gives the state the right to do so
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>>15283766
>implying it wasn't Congress that came up with that shit.
>doesn't realize the President is merely a distraction
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>>15283797
He meant unconstitutionally
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>>15283466
>live in murrica
>have only seed 2 speed cameras

Then you're lucky (or UNlucky). Over here, we've had several types of cameras:

1. Traffic flow cameras. A central computer scans the images and counts the cars, their average speed, and collects for statistics reporting. It then controls various traffic lights over all over the downtown area so that there is good synchronized throughput between the traffic lights.

2. Traffic Light Runners. These film both the front and back of cars that run traffic lights. You are supposed to come to a stop when yellow since yellow does NOT mean go faster. They make a lot of money from these as running a red light is expensive.

3. School zone Cameras. As expected. A zone road can be as big as half a mile because of the pedestrian crosswalks for kids crossing the road.

4. HOV lane.

5. Toll lane.

6. License plate and tag checking. This was turned off due to complaints and a activist demonstration at a council meeting that these are racist.

7. No Right Turn on Red Camera. Some intersections are no right turn on red but scofflaws caused these cameras to be installed.

8. People Watching Cameras. They try to keep these low key and computers scan images at night to look for vandals or thieves moving around. They can actually track people between different cameras and print a plot of the person's walking path and how long he took to get to various points on that path. If he took too long, it flags that segment as being possible the person spent time doing something other than walking (casing, vandalizing, looking for valuables,etc).
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Keep going. If it can see through the mirrored visor of my helmet and the license plate tucked under my fender they can fine me all they want. They deserve it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPls1dyqy8
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>>15283737
>explain the patriot act

EROSION OF OUR RIGHTS has occurred over the decades. Generally, rights are taken away and not given back. In one sense, we were most free during president andrew jackson's time where there was a good balance between laws protecting people but not taking away their ability to use their freedoms.

Today, we have these so called "freedoms" but not the ability to use them. The laws couldn't overcome the bill of rights totally, so the freedoms existed. But then the laws restricted those rights from other directions.

For example, civilian guns can't have police killer bullets which are the ones made to penetrate police bullet resistant gear. Civilians cannot wear masks or gear that impedes the effect of police equipment such as tear gas, bullets, or use shields. That came out when we had a protest against the police.

Anyways, you could still have guns, but what if in the future every civilian bullet was limited to a max of 10 grains of gunpowder? Only police can wear masks, have bigger gun magazines, or bullets with more than 10 grains of powder. There are already limits on civilians, but not to the absurd 10 grain level. That's why it's important for the NRA to protest against every limitation no matter how trivial in order to reduce rights erosion.

If you use your right to be silent, they treat you as guilty anyways since that is considered suspicious activity and thus they use that to justify getting warrants. If they knock on your door and ask to search your house, you say no. They consider that no to be suspicious enough to use that as evidence to get a search warrant.
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I would do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tjYOaUYvc
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>ride motorcycle
>hold left hand over plate as I go by

It's just that easy.
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>>15283378
Speed limits are unsafe, child. You'd think a state nanny enough to have an extensive network of speed cameras could apply variable limits based on weather, traffic density, traffic participants (driver type and vehicle type), and individual drivers, wouldn't you?

They don't, so they shouldn't go around strictly enforcing a broken system that lets an elderly fart in a rustbucket go 60mph on pure ice in heavy traffic but won't let a 25 year old professional driver go 63mph on a dry, empty road. It's basically robbery because your shitcunt government is afraid of raising taxes for "people" (businesses) that can actually afford to pay them and has to find another way to gather funds (and instill a widespread attitude of submissiveness/fatalism).
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>>15285313
>professional driver
*tips driving gloves*
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>>15285245
I remember being an angry teenager.
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>>15285326
>not having a grippy steering wheel

Unprofessional driver detected

Don't go over 55 kiddo
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>>15285328
Most angry teenagers are/were commies
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>>15282498
Speed up and go for the high score
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>>15282498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnlRurTwFg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnlRurTwFg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnlRurTwFg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnlRurTwFg
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>>15285387
sweet justice
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>>15282515
That's why you A. get an extension and B. trial by mail.
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>>15282498
>now you will never be able to slow down enough to avoid getting caught by the speed camera.

Bitch please. My brakes are excellent, and I saw the lines on the road half a mile away.

>>15282513
> You were speeding
> Your tail light is out
No it isn't officer
> Smash. Your tail light is out.
> I smell weed. Get out the car so I can search it
> PUT YOUR HANDS UP
> YOUR HANDS ARE IN THE AIR I FEEL THREATENED
> Bang.
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>>15285387
nice but the method could use a little more panache

a guy in former finnish imageboard kuvalauta did this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPls1dyqy8
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>>15285862
>>15285245
> Smash. Your tail light is out.
> YOUR HANDS ARE IN THE AIR I FEEL THREATENED
Los Angeles cops had gotten into trouble a number of times for "planting" the crime scene with fake evidence in order to make the prosecution of "obviously guilty" people more likely. The telling of lies or evidence fakery was a huge factor in why people didn't trust cops in the LA area. So when the rodney king thing occurred, a lot of people just saw that incident as more of the same old, same old stuff. You even saw years later how the courts absolved the guilty cops for the many hundreds of cases in which they had faked evidence.
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>>15282498
Close the cover over my plate.
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>>15285401
you are required to appear if its your 3rd or greater ticket or for one of literally a trillion different reasons they can use to force you to call off work and have to show up in court

they will just schedule you on the next day they have all these people come in
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>>15283199
>Self employed
>thinks that means he can come into work whenever he wants

Never held a job in his life 12 year old confirmed
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>>15282498
>Government too poor for speed cameras here
>Feels good
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>>15282498
>live in "1st world" shithole
>speed cameras installed in specific areas for testing
>senators keep getting fines
>they complain and get the cameras removed
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>>15286687
>senators keep getting fines
>they complain and get the cameras removed
That's a bad example and quite false. Here in my USA state, certain vehicles can be designated in the database for automatic exemption from the speed cameras. The most obvious are the emergency vehicles. The next most obvious are police cars as they often speed to a location without sirens or lights or must go to a location to perform a phrophylactic blockade in case someone runs and happens to come their way. The senators would simply order that they be added to the database and it would be done. Just have the name entered in the database as someone to be exempted.
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>>15282503
There is no accuser. The evidence is plain; your car, pictured at the scene, with pictures a set time apart, covering a marked distance between the two pictures, plates completely visible.
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>>15283398
poor people who refuse to work do it a lot.
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I don't have a front license plate
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>>15282520
The country that beat you by the will of God.
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>>15282503
>Ask to face my accusor

In a lot of court cases now, the accusor[sic] has a proxy so you never even see the rich man filing a suit against you. Someone with power of attorney stands in for him. But in this case of traffic camera, your accuser is the government since that is who put the camera up. So the representative shows up, hand waves all of them as being official, then asks for all those who deem it is false along with a caution that additional charges may apply if you lose the appeal.

Traffic Camera Rep: Anon #1, what concrete evidence do you present that this is not your car in the photo?

Anon #1: I have nothing but angry blustery words.

Judge: Anon #1, you will pay the fine, plus court costs, plus the per case cost of the expert representative from the private company running the system. Furthermore, as this court date was deliberately scheduled one day past the payment due date, your fine is in arrears and has additional penalty of 10%. Next case.

Traffic Camera Rep: Anon #2, what evidence.....
Anon #2: I have no physical evidence the camera was wrong. I was rushing to get to the emergency care clinic at the plaza mall. Here are the admission papers dated for the same day and about one hour after the traffic camera.
LiberalJudge: The People are sorry for your injury. Case Dismissed.
ConservativeJudge: Two wrongs don't make a right, so the late charges and other fees removed. The original fine stands and must be paid within 14 days.

The reason why some judges, policechief, sheriff, and city attorney appear on your voting ballots is that the public shapes the way laws are applied in their area. If you elect conservative or liberal or hanging judges, they will select the non-elected judges (in closed door promotion/appointment staff selection meetings) for lower courts and those judges will probably be of the same demeanor. So that is why it is important to choose wisely.

Anon #2's ticket fate rested on that.
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I have Year Of Manufacture plates on my daily driven classics; fully legal for classics and not traceable to me.
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This thread is full of bootlickers
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>>15283367
start with the lesser cameras and make your way up the camera chain
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>>15288299
tip your fedora harder
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>be me , UK, 2 weeks ago
>heading south
>travel for probably 250 miles at way over 100
>only time I dropped below 100mph was for roadworks
>keep it under 130mph for fuel economy
>arrive at my destination
>didn't lose my licence
>didn't get a fine
>"""""""""""nanny state"""""""""""""""""

lmao americucks btfo
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Duck or put a basball cap on, just hide your face and you can have the ticket dropped.
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