ITT: we make the worst car ever with parts from different makes
Ill start.
Electronics by nissan
Ease of maintenance by Audi
Reliability of RangeRover
>>15270543
engine by GM
>>15270543
Headgaskets and ringlands by Subaru.
>>15270564
is that the canada anons nogaro blue S4 avant?
All suspension parts made by DURA-LAST®
Interior by Ford
transmission by nissan
Emissions system by Volkswagen
>Honda in charge of automatic transmissions
>>15270605
Ford trucks actually have nice interiors, not sure about cars, though
>>15270543
Power of Harley Davidson
>>15270620
they're cheap plastic shit
>>15270605
you misspelled tesla
>>15270620
I dunno about Americans,
but here in Europe Ford interiors are absolute trash. Such cheap nasty plastic it feels like those cheap Chinese plastic electronics you buy that come apart
FRAM and Pennzoil in charge of the oil and oil filter. Using anything else voids the warranty.
>>15270628
>they're cheap plastic shit
I think you're referring to Nissan. Fords aren't by any means high class luxury, but they're not the worst out there.
>>15270635
Old Fords are absolute shit. I thought we were referring to new Fords.
>>15270628
fuku
>>15270543
>electronics by nissan
Electronics by mercedes.
>>15270564
Range Rovers are much harder to work on than Audis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0OHi87AYU4
Airbags by takata
>>15270645
Fram has new patent, only their filter will fit.
ignition switch by GM
Materials are all sourced by Toyota, so your car will reliably rust away in a decade if you live in Europe.
Unibody by BMW
>>15270543
>mfw never had any problems with nissan, electrical work or otherwise, in the 235k miles ive driven my xterra
>mfw dad had a hardbody that went past 400k miles and was still going stronk before a bus totalled it
>mfw black friend with altima who barely does routine maintenance has never had problems either, got it at 180k and its at 270k now
>mfw no face
Not sure why /o/ hates on nissan so much. Ive only had good experiences with them and my local dealership. They change the oil on my xterra for cheaper than it would cost for me to buy the oil itself. Someone care to explain? Unless its all just a meme, in which case carry on
>inb4 t. nissan shill
>inb4 anecdotal evidence
>>15270712
I have a Nissan Xterra, too. The electronics aren't unreliable, they're just not advanced whatsoever. There's been no innovation in Nissan recently.
Parts cost of a Mercedes
>$12k window switch
Part placement by Porsche.
/thread
Crumple zone by any Chinese automaker.
>>15270735
>He hasn't changed his serpentine belt from inside the car
Wiring by 90's Chrysler
>>15270735
literally came here to post exactly this.
Engine by Pontiac
>>15270728
>>15270712
I have a 2010 g37 120k miles
Gps doesnt work
Radio fucks up once in a while
Back up sonar stop working
Keyless entry sensor always on (low battery)
Its not a big of a deal i dont even use these for the most part, but still bothers the fuck out of me.
>>15270610
I wouldnt wish this on anyone
>>15270728
Havent gotten a new car since my xterra, which was 2003. Seems alright to me in terms of what it offers, but maybe i just dont know whats out there in newer cars. Then again, im pretty much happy if the ac/heater works well and the radio sounds decent, which they do. I dont even have electric windows or door locks lol, so i guess i can see from the lack of advancement point of view. Still doesnt really explain the anti nissan shilling whenever someone posts a non-gtr nissan
MK1 Mr2 suspension
>>15270543
Have none of you plebs had the pleasure of working on Lucas Electrics? Not to mention old Magneti Mareli. You have no idea who the prince of darkness is. Nissan nor Mercedes carry that torch.
>>15270543
Apex seals by Mazda
>>15270770
>Gps doesnt work
I don't have GPS
>Radio fucks up once in a while
I replaced the factory Rockford Fosgate Radio
>Back up sonar stop working
That wasn't even an option for me
>Keyless entry sensor always on (low battery)
Do you mean the remote is on low battery? Don't know how the sensor would be on low battery if it's in the car.
Again, it's a Nissan so there's not even enough options for me to have issues with them. Only electronics I would be upset with going out is the diff lock, 4wd, or power windows, none of which I've heard of any issues with in my car.
>>15270770
Pretty ugly, but to be fair no factory gps of any car ive been in has ever worked well enough to navigate me somewhere correctly
>>15270681
kek
Design, advertising and manufacturing done by a committee for each that don't communicate.
Each one consists only of /o/ posters.
>>15270543
I was thinking electronics from LandRover lol
>>15270652
>elcteonics by mercedes
Electronics by fiat
Doors by Bricklin.
Wiring by Lucas
Driven by your mom
>>15270954
Electronics by early Alfa Romeo
Tires by Pirelli
electrics by lucas
engine by triumph
body designed by daihatsu
interior designed by whoever did the fiat multipla
built by lada
true cancer
>>15270543
>>15271052
Please, electronics by Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep
>>15270954
By Renault dude
Wheels by Rota
>>15270652
Air Suspension by Mercedes
Electrics by pre 1980 Lucas
>>15270735
Oh but anon, you don't have your own lift?
Too scared to drop the engine to replace that $50 coolant reservoir?
Shouldn't have bought a Porsche :^)
>>15270567
That would make it awesome.
Engine by cherry.
what would BMW be?
>>15271360
The test driver
>>15271038
kek
>>15270543
Easy.
I go down to the Fiat dealer.
>>15270543
you nailed it OP
>>15270712
i love nissan to death anon, but my Z has had a boatload of electronic problems so far for some reason
>>15270543
all chinks look like they have ass from behind, turn them to the side and straight as a blade
>>15270757
>engine by pontiac
*facepalm
Head gaskets by Toyota
>>15271068
>interior designed by whoever did the fiat multipla
But the interior was actually nice and the 3 seats in the front row are a nice feature.
>>15271061
Tires by Firestone
>>15270653
no. way.
fucking hell
surely this is only for serious work?
>>15270543
>ford quality
Frame by Toyota.
Kia acceleration
apex seals by mazda
Internal combustion engine from Tesla
>tesla gearbox and interior
>electronics by great wall
Gas tank installation by Ford
>>15270567
>Not rotary.
Are you even trying.
>yugo suspension
>lancia all metal body
>integra type r security
>>15271710
who makes the wankel then?
>>15271602
if by "serious" you mean anything more involved then changing oil, then yes. some stuff is accessible from the top but even that is such a pain in the ass that you sometimes just remove the shell out of sheer spite.
>>15270610
good, but even worse
>CVT by Jeep
>>15271435
>The test driver
KEKled alot
Electronics by Alfa Romeo
Rotatory engine by Mazda
Engine design by BWM
Interior by Ford
Suspension by Fiat
Transmission by Nissan
Everything else by Chrysler
>>15271789
>good, but even worse
>>CVT by Jeep
Threw up a little in my mouth. Brother has a cherokee latitude with that fucking monstrosity.
>Gear hunts eternally
>>15271840
forgot
>put together by Lada
Transmissions by ford
(See: 2002-2005 Ford Explorer)
Wait guys, I got it.
The whole car is a Chrysler
>>15270596
that is neither an s4, avant, or noggy. you are a dumbass
Engine made by Kia
Interior made by 90's Chrysler
Electronics from the Lincoln LS
Body designed by Nissan
Suspension from a 98 Trans AM
>>15270649
A 2006 Mondeos interior is definitely cheap plastic shit
>>15270814
>>15271112
>>15271068
>Lucas
These niggas know what's up.
>>15270543
> Engines by Peugeot
> Trannies by Aisin
> airbags by Takita
> Saftey by TVR
> Build quality by Lotus
> Styling by Lada
> Reliability by FIAT
> Rustproofing by GM
> Tires by Ling Long
> Resale value and warranty is a consortium between SAAB, Jaguar and Suzuki
>>15271589
tires by westlake
>>15272559
You described a DeLorean.
Pedals by Toyota
Transmissions licensed from early 2000 Honda
Battery location by GM.
Fuel injection by Bosch KE-Jetronic.
>>15272498
My father used to own a land rover wreckers, I worked summers during high school pulling out engines and dashes from wrecks for parts. The most common part that would show up on the whiteboard for collection was always lucas electronic components, and just land rover electrics in general, I remember we had a box with about 20 range rover classic instrument clusters sitting in it at all times because we went through so many.
OHC by Dodge
Steel by mid-1970s Datsun
ECU program by Toyota
>>15272348
Fanbase by Nissan
Advertising and marketing by alphonse and corey
Can we have knock-off rotas for the wheels?
>>15270543
trouble with this thread is that we do not find the worst of the worst
Magneti Marelli distributor
bosch fuel injection
weber carburetor
wireing loom by BL MG
induction system tuned by hoda and fiat
head castings from mitsubisihi
exsaust header from subariu
seats from the first gen rav4
suspension from the second gen Pajero
>>15270610
My first a car was a '97 pathfinder with 136k miles on it. At 150 the transmission went out, decided to get it rebuilt. Got rid of it last August with 240k on it because again, the transmission died.
I still miss it
>>15270543
car by gm
>DSM-era Mitsu-sourced crankshaft
>>15274137
its the bearings that fail. not the crank
>>15270814
Lucus the prince of darkness
>>15270543
Body steel by fiat
>Interior by Dodge
>>15270543
Cooling systems by BMW
assembled by /o/
>Insert image of crashed mx5 with tyres fitted in the wrong direction
>>15274228
Suspension by GS400guy
>>15272357
It's obvious to eveyone with an IQ of 75 or more that it's neither noggy or an S4 but how can you tell it's not an avant? I've had 2 B5s and I'm struggling
>>15270681
>ignition switch by International
>>15270543
You already fuck up in the first post, should have been:
>Electronics by
Fucking Citroen.
Motorcycles by Honda.
>>15274318
go back to your containment thread, sperg
>>15270652
Apparently none of you fuckers have with vw electronics or wiring in general
India could do it better
>>15270687
Never had any rust issues on my Toyota except where the good paint is chipped
Air con gas by Aum Shinrikyo.
>>15274367
kek
Exterior styling by 90s Lexus
Interior styling by 90s Lexus
Reliability of a Chevy
Ford automatic transmission
V6 designed by any American company
Volkswagen user base, car comes with 6 built in vaporizers and MANDATORY BACKUP CAMERA THAT BLACKS OUT ALL YOUR WINDOWS WHILE USING IT
Lucas "grounded to positive" electrical
Rust protection* by Mazda
Front suspension by volkswagen, rear suspension by citroen
Chrysler paint (available in off-off-white and LeBaron "LeFuckMyShitUp" Maroon, or for an extra charge, metallic baby food cream green a la Intrepid), leather, and wood(?) trim
Suzuki sound system
*prerust from factory not covered, driving car in rain voids warranty
Stigma of hyundai
>>15270712
I like nissan too
Except I bought a sentra, 05, less than 100k miles on it.
Engine blew within a few weeks of ownership
Toyota supplied floor mats.
Gas cap under the hood above Subaru designed catalytic converter.
dodge in charge of head gasket, transmission
>>15274837
gas cap designed by james may
(you have to saw it off)
>Interior designed by Fisher Price.
KudBcool actually
>>15270564
I see no Problem here.
t. German
>>15274842
>not Subaru for head gaskets
The boyracer in me loves Subaru but they were shit until 2015 with the new wrx engine
axles by dodge
safety systems by saturn
throttlebody/gas pedal by toyota
>>15274890
Don't you mean throttle by old Audis
>>15274481
>Lucas "grounded to positive" electricals
Kek
>>15270605
Interior by Ford Econoline division.
>>15271068
>engine by triumph
With an optispark.
Also air suspension by Chrysler.
>>15274968
front tie rods and a-arms by duramax (or whatever you want to call the gm diesel division)
>>15270610
Did you mean jaguar?
>>15270681
Too soon
Window motors by bmw pre e46
Chrysler brakes
>>15270839
Ironically, our family SUV qx56 2008 is actually pretty good and has never let anyone of us down. It's kinda clunky but it works
>>15270635
>Old Ford
Well yea. Look at the new interior for even a fucking Fiesta and it is pretty damn nice for the price.
>>15272909
hahaha my Dodge Stratus is the same way. You have to remove the tire to fucking get to the battery. So dumb.
Gas pedal by Toyota
:^)
90s Lexus front suspension bushings
Window motors/regulators from a third gen maxima
"Ol' snappy" 5.4 triton truck heads
Optispark distributor
Early 2000s dodge interior
Early 2000s Hyundai exterior
Ford 'TRANS FAULT' automatic
Chevy 10 bolt rear
Lamborghini e gear clutch if semi auto
Ferrari clutch if manual
If manual, a dogleg box
M3 subframe and connecting hardware
VANOS
Stratus battery location
FWD w/open diff
Master pro ball joints
>>15272498
>>15270814
>>15274147
>>15271112
>>15271068
Lucas, inventor of the intermittent headlight.
>>15270605
designed by pagani
>2002 Mazda Protege chassis
>Subaru Boxer engine
>Dodge wheel bolt studs
>early 2000's GM plastic interior
>Chrysler Intrepid fender battery relocate
>Napa alternator
>Ford auto transmission
>driven by the fanbase of Miata fuckboys
Rustproofing and electronically controlled Lucas injection pump from the guys who did W202 and W210 era Mercedes Benzes.
Also resale value of Lada Samara.
Toyota electronic 4wd and of course oil consumption
Honda automatic trans
Nissan factory exhausts
Chevy rear main seals
>>15270543
driver by your mom
>>15275430
zing
Electronics by BMW.
Engine by Chrysler.
Transmission by Nissan.
Suspension by Kia.
Design by Mini.
>American made
cock sock by Fleshlight
>>15271090
how about electronics period
Electronics by GM
Engine by GM
Transmission by GM
Suspension by GM
Design by GM
>>15274367
U N D E R R A T E D
gearbox by subaru
Rod bearings by BMW E46
>>15270770
have an o3 g35
>drivers side gas pump whent out friying the gas indicator on the dash need to send it in to fix
fixed the pump but i now guesstimate using the trip meter
>burns oil, not much but enough to worry me
>on start up rattles for a second as oil works its way up
>gas pedal gts the infamous stiffness not much of a issue but still on stops can be a bit annoying
>dat dipstick
>break bite when cold is a bit sudden.
>DAT DIPSTICK
>>15270543
someone already did, its called a Fiat 500. The car is literally a Yugo (they bought Zastava's car factories).
>>15275430
Rekt
>>15275293
>FWD w/open diff
you bastard.
>>15270594
>>15270567
you cant seriously say that all GM engines are bad and all Subaru headgaskets are bad. i've owned an impreza outback since 1995 when it was brand new and it still doesn't leak any oil. never replaced a gasket. just because they had a few years of failure doesnt mean they are all bad
Body by Edsel
Entire vehicle by dodge.
AWD system by Haldex
>>15270567
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
>>15271776
NSU or Citroen
Also:
-Rust protection by Mercedes Benz
-Marketing by Dacia
-Market research by those came up with Peugeot 1007
-Transmission by VW
-Maintenance schedule by VW (Longlife with 30k km oil changes)
>>15272909
If carburated then Pierburg 2e2 or Axtec by Lada.
>>15270733
On the Grosser only. Because it's literally a hydraulic actuator for an extremely low volume car.
I have a run of the mill 124 and most basic parts are only marginally more than a Focus, if any.
Engine is a 2-stroke unit made my by Trabant.
Manufacture and assembly by British Leyland for sure
Marketing should be handled by Mitsubishi Motors of America
Ims by porsche
Timing chain by audi
Pistons and rings by toyota
Electrics by pontiac
Ringlands by subaru
Headers and catalysts by nissan
Ecu by volvo
>>15270543
Pretty sure the tattoo on the girl in black is the same symbol as the one on Gaara's forehead....ousting my inner weab
>>15277625
jej
>>15271360
dipstick
DeLorean part availability
>Exterior design by the designer team for the Pontiac Aztec
>>15278401
Really where does the BMW dipstick meme come from? Audis, Porsches, Mercedes haven't had dipsticks for the same amount of time as BMWs, and even American cars have been ditching dipsticks since ~2010.
Does everybody here own 90s shitboxes or what?
>>15271360
Interior design
>>15278854
Yes, 90% of this board is teenagers with either no car or a 10-30 year japanese economy car.
>>15278854
>even American cars have been ditching dipsticks since ~2010
>work as lube "tech"
>never seen domestic car without dipstick
>have plenty of newer cars in the shop
euromemes
>>15278906
There was this tripfag anon with a 2013 Camaro or Mustang (can't remember) claiming his car had no dipstick so he made his own.
>>15278924
my bad, it was a '08 Charger
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15247891/#15252314
So american cars have been ditching dipsticks since Germans have been doing it
>>15278979
lol i actually posted in that thread about the audi allroad
haven't seen a charger without a dipstick. they share engines with the chrysler 300 and they're notorious for having shit dipsticks, breaking when you pull them from the tube. idk why anon's is a special snowflake tho.
>>15270543
everything by saturn
these already exist if you're interested to buy the worst car ever
>>15270645
Pennzoil is top gun when it comes to oil nowadays.
The correct usage is: FRAM filter and QuakerState
Advertising by /o/
>does nothing but post track times compared to competitors
>>15279835
thats a fantastic marketing strategy actually
Ball warmers by Pagani
>>15279837 With the official commercial music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjhpleB1Jv8
>>15272909
Fucking no. bosch mechanical fuel injection is worse. try 1986 CIS-E/CIS fuel injection. two pumps, an external reservoir with the filter and the second pump that requires between between 68-73 psi or else the car runs. like. ass
>water pump by bmw
>gas pedal by nissan
>doors by tesla
>ads with kkk cameo by Cadillac
>>15270614
Underrated post.
>>15271101
Lancia
>>15275293
>Early 2000s Hyundai exterior
Implying the Excel is crap.
>>15270543
Mechanics by Alfa Romeo
everything by nissan
>>15282492
congrats, you just defeatd GM
>>15270596
looks like 1.8t with 2 intercoolers wtf
>>15270543
intake manifold by ford
>>15270543
>Electronics by nissan
failed on the first post
should have been electronics by MG or VW
everything by these guys
>cntrl+f: porsche
>no results
truly master race
>>15283943
you must not have actually ctrl f'd
Paint from GM
>>15283943
>Honda only for automatic tranny
Thank god I have a manual. Honda is indeed painfully reliable.
>>15271435
whats the joke?
>>15270543
