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>>15259375
>audi badge
Found the problem
>>15259375
they didnt hire me
dont they know i drive a sprinter trueno
>>15259375
They put a ginger in charge. Everyone knows gingers don't have souls.
FACT overload
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Whats did he mean when he said gear changes are a bit "woolly" in the Focus RS?
What happened?
>>15259431
At some point in its life an Australian sat in that Audi. The whole time it was calling him a poofter and eventually he couldn't take it anymore. The fruit couldn't handle the bantz.
>>15259431
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/chris-evans-to-take-less-prominent-top-gear-role-after-audience/
>>15259375
Why would they let a ginger with down syndrome run the show? Honest question. Is this what all brits that aren't named Ahmed look like?
>>15259467
Harris and matt and the nigger could be the 3 main hosts with the no soul ginger doing only the celebrity bit.
I skip those anyway so I would let him host it.
>>15259402
I totally forgot they had a show yesterday. FACT.
>>15259497
Who's the nigger? Never seen that guy before
>>15259513
He's the guy your mom has been seeing recently
>>15259518
>>15259497
Yeah they are much better presenters.
>Evans for the celebrity shit
>LeBlanc, Harris, and Reid as the main trio
>Drop Stig for Sabine because it just doesn't feel right anymore
Not sure where to put Eddie Jordan but we've only seen him like once so far.
I fixed Top Gear guys.
So I take it the FACTs aren't going so well?
>>15259646
Fixed your fixed.
>>15259375
looks like he is throwing up because the car handled too good for him.
>>15259679
Nah Le Friends Man is pretty cool imo.
>>15259679
stig is a big guy
>>15259605
They'll keep the stig because he's an easy publicity thing. Stick an intern in the suit and have him go around doing goofy shit.
>>15259701
for you
>>15259467
>blame it (mostly) on soccer
Yeah, it's never a problem with the show itself.
>>15259679
>editing out the shirt
I wonder if they told her to wear that, if she chose to wear it to the shoot specifically, or if it's just what she had on that day.
>>15261095
Pretty sure it was stage and planned.
>>15259605
>>Drop Stig for Sabine
>implying they aren't the same person
>>15259422
Holy shit look where that hand goes.....such a dumb ass dumb driver
I like Rory and Chris Harris
Matt is ok
Sabine just seems to be a driver but she's good at it so ok
Eddie Jordan only seen him once and it was a shit segment
Chris Evans is annoying and I don't like him at all.
>buys a Audi R8
>doesn't buy the Lamborghini huracan instead
>>15261251
>a Audi
>>15261245
Pretty much this.
Harris already feels like a Top Gear presenter. He gets it.
Reid seems like he'll grow into the role; he just needs more experience.
LeBlanc would be better if his scripts weren't so dry, but I'm willing to give him a chance.
Both of Sabine's segments so far have been shitty, but that's mainly due to an excess of Evans so I can't blame her for that.
We haven't seen enough of Jordan for me to form an opinion on him yet, but his F1 coverage was good so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Basically the show has some potential if they would just dump Evans. I'm sure it'll never be as successful as CHM's Top Gear, but it could be at least worth watching.
>>15259375
Not feeding Clarkson is what went wrong.
I just watched this week's Extra Gear. It was good. Really good. Like nearly Clarkson/Hammond/May good.
Please BBC, just give the show to Chris Harris and Rory Reid and fire that obnoxious ginger coke addict.
Remove Sabine please. As a german myself I have to skip her parts because of horrible german accent ._.
>>15259646
>>15259679
Fixed it even more
>>15261849
>underrated post
>>15261849
ahh yes lets apologise for this fat oaf punching someone
bring him back!!!
The black guy in the Focus was good. Also Chris Harris of course! Le Friends Mand is nice also.
>>15261945
Amazon fixed it already
>>15261945
To this day I still wonder just what the fuck the BBC were thinking...
I found that I literally don't give a shit about what anyone says about any car. I just like it when Jeremy says it.
>>15262054
It's not like they really had a choice. They couldn't not fire him given the circumstances, especially as a state-funded entity.
I don't really see it as a bad thing, either. Under Amazon, they'll have a huge budget and more freedom, and will be able to do more episodes. It also gives them a chance to start fresh and change things up.
Sucks for the program called Top Gear, but it's just a name.
WHY IS THE TOP GEAR TRACK NOW A RALLY TRACK
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD DECISION
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>>15259375
They hired a non-car person for a car show.
>>15259375
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1277496/loudmouth-host-chris-evans-has-top-gear-screen-time-cut-by-half-as-bbc-shows-ratings-tumble/
Lol
>>15262054
>To this day I still wonder just what the fuck the BBC were thinking...
The BBC is run by the same people that run the UK; leftist crybabies. It is a cardinal sin to offend anyone, and clarkson had done it too many times. Then he dopeslapped a producer and gave them the excuse they needed to drop him.
>>15262094
Except they've covered up pedos and cadaver fuckers before.
>>15259467
Hue he deleted his old tweets.
>>15264530
And a literal pigfucker.
I can't even.
>>15262054
They've been looking for an excuse to fire Clarkson for a long time. They finally got it, and they jumped on it.
They just never stopped to think that no one gave a fuck about the show itself. People tuned in solely to watch those three banter about.
>>15264525
>Right! Ratings are in, the ginger is fucking killing us. Hack out as much of him as you can and pad the other hosts with cut content until we can get rid of him.
>>15261251
r8 is the huracan that isn't aimed at arabs
>>15264492
reminder that clarkson may and hammond weren't all car people either when they started
>>15264700
>hammond doing car reviews b4
>>15264534
The 'FACT' ones?
>>15261251
>spending $50k+ on a badge
lmao m8
>>15264525
>BBC bosses were forced to use canned laughter during the first episode
>>15264961
FACT. He's right.
>>15259646
would watch/10
>>15259646
>>15259679
sabine has shit english
she could replace the stig thought
>>15265005
Came in to say this. BBC is ran by nothing but cucks that want to look "good" in their socialist circles.
>>15265102
She is the Stig.
>>15265125
then fire evans and the old man
and keep the nigger for the casual vibe
How long until Chris spazzes out for not getting the air time he wants
>>15266266
He already has.
Give it time.
>>15264773
So did Clarkson.
>>15266266
Probably never since he didn't want to do the show in the first place.
>>15264700
Clarkson is a journalist who has a deep passion for cars and machines. A real man's man. We love him for this reason, because he's not a sperg about the small things. He appreciates the overall picture and thinks outside of the box during his reviews.
You're a dim-witted faggot.
>>15266861
didnt want to say it because i wasnt sure if he did the columns before or after
>>15264700
All three of them had been car people since they were young, and Clarkson and May were professional automotive journalists even before joining Top Gear.
>>15266889
He was on car shows before. Wrote a long time on car stuff.
>In 1984, Clarkson formed the Motoring Press Agency (MPA)
>>15262094
Given their history of covering for actual child molesters, this doesn't really jive.
Either way, dude asked what BBC was thinking, not what works best for us in the end. And he's right. If they'll cover people who ass fuck dozens of children, they certainly can handle someone getting punched in the face.
And even if they had to fire Jeremy, their decisions since then are completely tone deaf and baffling. They don't seem to have any idea why people watch their show, and their casting/format highlight that.
>>15264700
Well, you're wrong, and also retarded because you don't understand what makes the show good.
>>15267349
Child molesters are OK, foul mouthed banter machines need to be shipped out of the country and confined to a desert island full of spiders
>>15267389
See how he holds his thumb in a way it won't break?
>>15267453
That's really only an issue if you're offroading, where the front wheels can suddenly jerk one way or the other and hook your thumb. I remember my Range Rover owner's manual specifically cautioning you to grip the wheel a different way when off road.
>>15259646
Wait thats actually Matt LeBlanc, I thought it was just some random with the same name
JUST
>>15267453
Fuck off fag.
Literally only retards think that you can break your thumbs by wrapping them.
Have you ever done anything at all in your entire fucking life?
I bet you run in rain storms because you're afraid of lightning too huh?
>>15267483
The butthurt is strong in that one. So cute.
>>15267483
japanese cold will kill you first.
>>15267507
>Wahhh I'm so scared of everything!
How does it feel to know that your parents failed you?
>>15267533
>how does it feel to know your parents failed you
>the irony
>>15267483
>Have you ever done anything at all in your entire fucking life?
well he prob has not raped a girl before, ethan
>>15267543
>Le epin smug japanases animes
You do know that you don't really have autism right?
You just never grew up and use it as an excuse.
Race me on the touge.
>>15267548
The outcome wouldn't be good for you.
>>15267555
>Implying I'm a shill
>>15267558
No, just stupid. And, obviously, monumentally bored.
>>15267563
this.
>>15267563
Nobody else talks to me.
Thanks for always being there my mexican weeb friend.
When trump builds the wall I'll get you over.
>>15267566
But how will you get in?
>>15267575
Don't worry about that one senpai.
>>15261260
Been losing to this picture since years.
>>15259375
Should a used a FACT checker
