>resting your hand on the shifter
>>15252932
>resting your hand
>gm
>>15252949
(You)
>>15252932
>Getting $50k for your bat mitzvah
>Buying a brand new Corvette at 18
>Fatt Marah calls your car a shitbox with 90's steering and tells you should have bought a Fiesta ST instead
What do you do?
>>15252932
enjoy your worn synchros
>>15252932
>not feeling horsepower dissipate into heat through the spinning of gears.
Are these single liner green-texting reaction image posting threads just supposed to be a contest of how many layers of smeared shit you can post on top of one another? i feel like we're the only board that does this..
>>15252955
Laugh because we're already in my Fiesta ST and he's obviously making the joke ironically.
>>15252954
>almost bought a Honda Prelude SH brand new at age 16 or so when they first came out
>>15252967
No it was supposed to be about resting your hand on the shifter, but Alphonse always comes in these threads without his trip and fags it up.
I really wish the mods would just fucking ban him, he's the worst cancer to infest this board that I've seen in my 7 years of being here.
>passenger rests knee on shifter in 5th
REEEEEEEEEE
>>15252954
fuck this i should have been a jew it's cash literally
>passenger puts feet on dashboard
>wow, this is actually kinda nice
Does anyone have the pic where someone made fun of Matt for making a video about his fridge, then matt made fun of his youtube avatar which was then changed to a picture of matt?
>>15253002
this SO FUCKING MUCH
i see people doing it in other cars al the time that's disgusting
>>15253039
I want to see this so badly
>>15252967
/v/ does it too, there is a large overlap.
>>15252932
Does anybody else hate this fat fuck
I hate his stupid fucking face
>>15253002
I only do this if I'm on a long ass road trip with a friend and he gives me permission, and I only do it with socks. Also I try to cover the surface with a sweater or something.
Also I have anxiety about the airbag going off the whole time.
>>15253061
>I hate his stupid fucking face
>>15253082
He looks like a fucking retard
I hate his voice too
He has a stupid neckbeard
Even his voice is annoying
>>15253101
What do you think about his voice, though?
>>15253109
Not a fan
>>15252954
>Growing up in affluent Venice, Los Angeles
>Father is President and COO of Ralph Lauren
>>15252932
>resting your hand on the shifter
I honestly don't get why people do this. Your cock is right next door and pretty much the same shape, why not just rest your hand there?
>>15253218
My cock isn't as big as my shifter ;_;
>>15253224
BS! this isn't real is it?
topkek
>>15253002
Tfw sock fetish and I love when girls do this
How much does Matt weigh? 300lbs?
>go to shift into 5th
>hit passengers leg
>>15253450
>look at them in the eyes
>smile fondly
>no more words are exchanged for the rest of the trip
>>15253450
BROJOB CHOOCHOO
>>15253224
>not having short shifter
:^)
>>15253002
I do this when i'm on long drives. Shoes off of course. Whats wrong with that?
>passenger honks horn while you're driving
>people think resting your hand on the shifter will make a difference
>you'll wear your synchros out at 200k miles instead of 210k miles
>>15253782
idiots like this who really don't know shit about cars.
No, it will wear the shift forks and sleeves
>>15253798
idiots like this who really don't know shit about cars.
No, it will wear the throw out bearing
>>15253002
>>15253069
>>15253609
Don't mean to sound spergy but a friendly reminder this is the most dangerous thing you can do in a car if it has airbags.
Very very common for women to get paralyzed because the airbag blows their legs to far up.
Even a small collision that would have otherwise been harmless can cripple your qtpi
>>15253826
another one...
that's if you rest your foot on the clutch pedal
so much summer
>>15253863
>women to get paralyzed
you say this like it is a bad thing
>>15253525
>implying his dick is bigger than a short shifter
>>15253101
>hair on chin
>"neck"beard
k
>>15253440
Muh nigga
>>15253798
>>15253826
>tfw you nerds say this but none of my vehicles have ever had issues and I beat the piss out of them
k
>Not owning a Rolex Hulk Submariner
I have failed you Matt
>>15252932
>Not driving god arm style
Gtfo pleb
>>15252932
`>unironically wearing ricer sunglasses
>>15255213
The sad part is he wears it on his right hand so you can see it.
>>15255330
I am a lefty so I wear my Omega mainly on my right hand just so that I dont fuck up the bracelet.
>>15253101
He gets paid to smoke a lot of weed and test expensive and fast cars, don't act like you're not jelly.
>>15255350
thats nice but he isnt a lefty and you cant scratch up a stainless bracelet by writing.
>>15255351
what does his post have to do with envy or not?
>>15252988
i had to tell someone off for doing this shit
fucking manspreading all over my passenger seat like he owns 3/4 of the front
>>15252984
Careful now. Speaking out against alphonse will get you a cp ban from his mod friends.
>>15252932
buttfucking your air intake with a rusty flagpole, what is things you should mind your buisness about alec?
>>15253450
>not having reverse on the right side
>not having a 6 speed
>>15253002
I'm fine with it if it's a girl and has cute feet
>>15253002
>said passenger is a qt
>said passenger has sexy asf legs (max autism: and is wearing cotton socks)
I ain't even mad.
