ITT: describe owning a certain car like you'd describe a relationship
>artsy German girl, has a huge passion for poetry, continental philosophy and arthouse cinema
>comes from an upper class family but was always seen as a bit of an outcast for growing in the middle and lower classes
>a bit aggressive at first, takes a while to properly know her, but it eventually gets much better when she finally opens up
>has a thick list of medically diagnosed psychological conditions
>occasional suicidal tendencies, more than once you had to rush her to the hospital after almost dying on you
>sometimes you feel like you should have gone for an easier first love
>still, you know the times you've spent with her were amongst the most genuine in your life
>and you know you'll always rely on her when you can't rely on anyone else
>>15249822
That sounds really sweet and makes me even sadder that i dont have a gf to lay my weary head on
Fuck, man
This is the gayest thing I've ever read and I browse /cm/
>Porsche 944
>you'll always rely on her
Prepare for disappointment, that thing is a rolling list of repairs.
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>>15249822
>went through numerous abusive hands before she got into yours
>ride her hard
>let your friends have a turn
>the bitch just won't die
>it's almost like she enjoys it
750K km and the PoS still works with just regular maintenance. I made a promise that if we reach 1mil I'll do a complete rebuild and do another milion.
>>15249822
havent seen something as autistic in quite some time
>>15250996
it was beautiful wasn't it?
>>15249822
I can do it more accurate
>that awkward ugly girl that can look decent when dressed up
>shes easy to get with so why not
>unreliable in every way
>will take your money
>will still make you sad no matter how much you give
>eventually you realize shes shit and replace her since shes not worth the headache
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>>15250119
>describe owning a certain car like you'd describe a relationship
>>the bitch just won't die
>I'm rolling in that same whip that my granddad had
>>15250070
Hence the "suicidal tendencies" part.
>>15249822
This is some reddit-tier shit famalam
Kys
>>15249822
OP, your post is fucking gay as shit. I hope you fuckin choke to death on a cock. Do you write shitty poetry like that to all your highschool crushes too? You should post some of it here so I can laugh at how much of a fag you are.
>>15249822
Fuck off Kutztown
I don't have one yet, and I'm tired of using dad's.
>>15249822
Hey that 944 looks like the one near me that's been sitting in a parking garage for at least three years.
>>15252806
Beautiful car, shame it's just being left to rot.
>>15249822
I don't have one.
>>15249822
An American victim of trafficking, this robust outdoor slut was purchased by an Italian with a four letter name. She loves to drop her top, get down on all fours and play dirty. She is...a Fiat/Jeep Wrangler.
