>wanted to buy new e class
>in the showroom nearly bought it
>notice the exhausts are fake bullshit
>i say fuck this gay bullshit
>google these issues
>find out my only choice is bmw unless i want bullshit exhaust
They're only fake if you get the entry model, you cheap piece of shit.
>>15245493
WRONG
>>15245493
fake and gay
there are smaller exhausts hidden in a fake fancy exhaust exterior
Why do fake options even exist?
>fake engine noises
>fake BOV woosh
>fake exhaust
Don't you just feel it's wrong inside?
>>15245493
>entry model
fake and gay
>>15245511
>fake vents
Fuck you Ford
>>15245511
>Don't you just feel it's wrong inside?
absolutely
so after researching, i came to the conclusion nearly all high end cars are doing this
except for bmw
so i'm gonna go with bmw then
>>15245520
It gets worse
>>15245528
I hope you're OK with fake engine noises, guy.
It's all gotten disgusting. Premium fukken plastics.
>>15245493
>amg gt
>it's only with entry models, guiz
>>15245545
for the love of god
is bmw doing that?
well fuck all this bullshit
i will just ride a bicycle
This is autistic as fuck, who cares about that shit as long as the outside aesthetic looks good
And Volvo aren't doing that fwiw
>>15245510
>>15245515
>>15245552
When he said fake exhausts I thought he was referring to pic related, where the chrome exists are literally non-functional.
In those images, sure, they're fake, but they are still functional exhaust exits. They're heat shielding to protect the plastic since the exhausts are mounted inside the apron, whereas traditionally the exhausts hung below the apron, as they do with the BMW as pictured in the OP.
>>15245563
They're doing it because the engine design and layout makes them very sound insulated. It doesn't help that turbos act as sound deadening too.
It can be turned off, but don't expect to hear much without the windows open.
>>15245572
That is one ugly fucking ass.
>>15245563
in some M models yes
but it's easy to disable it
>>15245591
It's classes better than the all look the same fat ass Mercedes though.
>>15245576
looks like crap tho, when i see this bullshit on the road i cringe
bmw doing this bullshit as well now? oh lord
what am i going to do? i feel like i cant live in this world anymore
>>15245572
????????????????????
>>15245589
why would anyone want fake sound, fake exhaust?
where is the dignity?
>>15245603
You can pick the exhaust ends when you configure your car, you can have either
>>15245604
>modern drivers
>dignity
to me the 5 looks way more respectable than the 7 just because of the exhaust gimmickry
when will they learn
>>15245604
Emissions bullshit and luxury car sound deadening == super restricted exhaust. BMW Motorsport's customers like to hear their engines, so they add fake exhaust note.
Any real enthusiast who buys one of these is going to put in an aftermarket exhaust anyway.
>>15245626
Both are ugly but the 7 takes ugly to a whole new level. The S class honestly looks better, not to mention the S coupe.
The best looking BMW is undoubtedly the 4 series.
>>15245500
anything that isnt the AMG is shit entry level badge whore central
>>15245635
i loved mercedes more than i loved life itself
but since they start doing fake bullshit i want them to eat shit and die
>>15245626
The 7 has schizophrenic design, seriously. It's like every new line drawn was a new hallucination for the designer and somehow the suits approved the finished article because they were too busy popping mushrooms to notice how bum fucked the car looked.
>>15245641
HUEHUEHUE
>>15245552
>>15245648
The disgusting horizontal chrome strip along the trunk takes the cake though
That shit was ugly on the old 7 series but boy it got even worse now in combination with those fucking hideous tail lights
>>15245648
Just going to get myself a 5 and let other people drive fake bullshit
>>15245658
>IF WE PUT CHROME FUCKING EVERYWHERE IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE RIGHT GUISE??????
>>15245662
>buying a car with fake engine noises
Which 5, anyway?
>>15245658
I like my bangle butt
not the prettiest car ever but it's max comfy and handles good
>>15245679
I miss chunky alloys. Everything has to be billions of thin spokes and dipped grey satin paint for the inside of the tub and the spokes
fucking gay shit
It's not a big deal unless it's like pic related, or it's a single exit exhaust with a fake second exit. Easiest way to spot a cheapskate in the winter.
You'll never get a car with the exhaust tips attached to the rear bumper anyway.
>>15245641
LOSER WHO THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT
>>15245671
>Which 5, anyway?
beats me , i dont know shit about bmw
i was waiting all this time for the new e class now i see its a joke with fake exhausts
get a4 quattro
bangle was the worst thing to ever happen to bmw. fucking hack.
>>15245729
OK which E-class were you looking at?
>>15245746
e300 or 250
>>15245753
the equivalent 5er to those models would be a 530i/d or a 525i/d, respectively
>>15245768
thanks a lot, this saves me the research
>>15245746
also,,,, those rear lights on the new e class
o lord what are they thinking
looks like a joke all around joke
mercedes fuk you mother fuckers
i'm leaving you forever!
Pictured is the left exhaust port from a GLE63 AMG, a $110k SUV sporting a 550bhp V8. Note that the innermost exhaust "exit" is entirely non-functional and blocked off. It is the same for the right side.
How does this make you feel?
>>15245551
What the fuck bitch
>>15245789
They made it look exactly like a longer C class. It's fucking pathetic.
Design homogeneity needs to fucking stop.
>>15245794
>How does this make you feel?
it makes me want to brutally gorden wagener
>>15245794
I don't know what's worse, that or the cheap moulded plastic that supposed to look like grille mesh
these were real exhausts right? rear lights also way better than these sissy lights on the 2017
>>15245828
>grille mesh
Hideous design tangent?
i'm just going to keep driving my old CLK until the wheels fall off. at that point i'll get a bmw 530
>>15245861
>those lights
>>15245881
>meme magic made the Predator joke real
/o/ FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
>>15245844
The 2013 E class looks best but it has that fake exhaust or at least looks fake
>>15245901
those fake exhausts are an absolute deal breaker
i would not buy that car for 10K
>>15245589
Aren't mercs and beemers (high end) supposed to be insulated from noise and quiet. Like I thought the goal of high end luxury cars was to be quiet and soft so it feels like you're on a private jet or some sheeiitt
>>15245861
I cant believe how ugly every single consumer lexus have been since early 2000s
>>15245955
>LFA
>IS
>>15246014
>LFA
>consumer
IS is the worst looking car in its class by an incredible margin
>>15245572
Finally a car that looks different from the back.
At first it's a little strange, but the more i look these tailights the more i like them.
it's sad to say you must buy a cheaper car to get a real exhaust tip. The veneer is expensive frou frou only reserved for the most expensive cars
>>15245658
That's a pre LCI car. The strip goes away 06 and later.
