ITT: Dumbest reasons you got pulled over
cop pulled me over to ask if I saw a naked, sweaty, white kid running around the neighborhood
>>15236772
Probably a tard escaped his wrangler
>on glorious gs500 poaching early season riding day in march
>cruising through islands on state highway, smooth as fuck
>see town cop sitting in pull off.
>look down, see 38 on the digital speedo, speed limit 35
>hit edge of town, gently open her up@ the 50 zone
>blue lights everywhere
>Pull over, kill bike, take helmet off
Cop walks up... As he's about 15 feet behind me goes "oh... It is inspected"
Well, just let me run your shit anon and you'll be on your way.
>>15236772
"Yes, but I took a shower and put on pants, officer."
>>15236807
Tanks Pil.
>>15238153
"You wanna make babbers with my fren Pil?"
Overspeeding in murica.
This is the land of the free right? The fuck
>yuropoor
>low beams are a requirement during the day
>police does a lap around the roundabout, disco lights are on
>I'm like wtf, realize they're after me, shit pants what did I do, pull over
>cop asks how am I doing, didn't even ask me for the licence or registration
>makes some pun on fog and laughs, I'm thinking he's probably on drugs on something
>before leaving tells me to turn off the fog lights
>>15236821
Did you say no and ask for a warrant or if you're under arrest? Best reddit strategy ever
Got pulled over in a friend's 240 because the cop said the car had an illegal aftermarket exhaust (car was completely stock) then checked the paperwork for the car. Then sat in his cop car for like 15 minutes, came back and asked both of us for our IDs. Said the reason for pulling us over was we were parked in an empty parking lot we looked sketchy???
LA cops are such faggots
>>15236743
>getting pulled over
Didn't get pulled over but a weird cop story.
>been hanging out with friend on other side of town
>drinking a little but only like a shot and a beer over three hours, maybe two shots
>been a solid 90 minutes since my last one
>head home, about 2AM
>mile down the road there's a high arc bridge you have to cross
>cop sitting sideways in my lane at the foot of the bridge
>figure it's some kind of stop, he'll get out, check my shit then back up
>pull up about 20 feet away
>wait
>wait
>wait
>am I just supposed to go?
>see him peek over at me through his window
>have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do because I can't see over the bridge to know if it's clear to just go around him
>sit there for a solid like 3 minutes
>finally just turn around to go the long way, keep it to 10mph for the first block to make sure he wasn't coming after me
It was weird as fuck, was it actually some kind of traffic stop and he just didn't want to bother getting out of the car for me, or what?
>>15236821
>GS500
>digital speedo
Pick one.
>pull up to light
>cop has been behind me for a few minutes
>read sign, "no turn on red"
>my mind just registers, "turn on red"
>turn
>instant light show
>pull over immediately
>cop walks up to window
>"do you know why I pulled you over?"
>"yeah, I'm an idiot. Sorry"
>"pay more attention next time"
>leaves
>driving 2012 civic after clutch job
>9pm cruising
>enter 55mph to 35mph reduction zone
>cop came beside me
>soon as hit 35 he hits the party lights
>when pulled over he states "I seen your speedometer is why I pulled you"
>ticket says he paced me
not gonna lie i was doing 45 like he said but how can his reason for pulling me be because he seen my dash? fuck this gay earth.
Never got.
Never, they abandon chase at 160kmh
>>15238241
Anon I think you saw a ghost.
Fined £150 for eating a fucking sausage roll
>>15238319
Spoopy
>>15238320
what country do you live in?
In America, I've seen cops eating burgers and shit while driving.
>>15236743
>Fug
>>15238330
>£150
take a guess
>>15236772
/b/ is loose again.
Cop car almost switched lanes into me and caused a wreck. I braked in time, hung back 100 feet, and in my anger flashed my lights ONCE at him. Wrong move on my part I guess because next thing I knew I was pulled over by him and his buddy both shining their spotlights on me for a solid 15 minutes before they came up and got my license.
>>15238246
>Mechanical competence
>Able to swap speedos
Pick two
>>15236743
Cop said someone called them and said I cut them off. Pretty sure he just wanted to pull me over for any reason.
I had a clear license plate cover on, Got stopped for it
>Be me
>at burger king
>get food
>park to eat
>see cop pulling in
>think nothing of it
>cop pulls up behind me, turns lights on
>another cop car pulls up
>"Somebody called and said you might have been smoking something you shouldnt have"
>Havent smoked anything
>Cop searches me, not my car
>I was a little rustled by this so I was telling the cop I didnt do anythng and i'm just eating
>Cop says "With the way youre acting I dont think I want you to drive anywhere"
>Cop goes back to car
>comes back 5 mins later
>"OK you're free to go"
>Femalecops.jpg
>>15236743
>Warren, MI
Sorry for you, m8.
>white skin
>modern Porsche
What is this "pulled over" you speak of?
>>15236743
>17
>11:30pm
>Hanging out with work friends after work, cruising around South Jersey in my friend's 93 white Monte Carlo with a Model T air horn installed
>Driving down the main street of a suburban town, nothing but closed shops
>Red and blue lights, cop SUV behind us
>pull over
>Copper SUV behind us, hitting us with full searchlight
>'GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD' over a Bullhorn
>Ohfuckohshit
>Slowly get out of car with hands up,
>Four cops, weapons drawn including one asshole with a shotgun, K9 German Shepherd barking
>Told to line up along the curb on our knees with our hands behind our heads
>Ten minutes later
>'Sorry guys, thought you were thieves, we're looking for a stolen 2003 silver Honda Accord, suspects are two Hispanics, have you seen them?'
>We're five white kids in a white 93 Monte Carlo
Jersey cops, man. And then they wonder why so many people dislike them.
not gonna greentext this.
I was with my friend.
When we were on the highway, we came to a red light.
A cop with a k9 pulled up next to us on the left.
Light turns green we take off slowly like everyone else.
Cop doesnt take off yet and sits for a few seconds
As soon as we go down the road a mile, the cop is behind us now cause the cop sped up lights on.
We get pulled over and are confused as fuck.
My friend removes his seat belt afyer we stop and shuts off the car
Cop comes out, walks up holding hand on gun walking all stalkerish like shes about to draw her gun.
Looks angry, asks to open the window which is stuck closed btw so my friend had to open the door and she asked him to step out slowly.
He steps out, female cop still holding gun on hip, asks "sir why the fuck were you driving past all those people going 75 in a 50mph zone?!" asked in a very angry assertive tone.
my friend looking confused as fuck replies "officer I wasnt speeding I was doing the speed limit, in fact you were driving right next me me for 3 miles!"
another cop shows up, its a guy.
min later, supervisor shows up.
my friend still getting questioned and accused for no reason.
Super visor tells female officer to let him go and wrap this up, waste of time
Female cop spends 2 mins writing ticket.
gives ticket back to my friend.
"seat bealt violation"
bu-but..he we were wearing out fucking seat belts..bullshit ticket.
we get releived and the cops all leave.
my friend and I go to court and have ticket appealed
The court shows sympathy and says that this happens all the time and they know that female cunt cop who makes up BS tickets.
seriously, wtf is with some gun ho cops who make up BS tickets??
Find out female cop ends up in news and was fired due to many complaints.
Good. Cunt deserves it.
Mfw my friend didnt have to pay the ticket.
Good.
>>15238195
You were in a 240
>>15236743
No front license plate.
>My brother was parked on the side street next to a park, which has a play ground.
>hes reading a book relaxing to music.
>5mins later two cops pull up behind him and he doesnt know.
>black cop steps out of his car and proceeds to hold his hand on his gun and trys to sneek up on my brother
>my bro sees the cop and he asks "um, excuse me officer, whats the problem?"
>black cop says "sir please step out of your car with your hands up"
>he steps out hand behind his head but asks why?
>officer asks him why is he parked next to a playground watching kids play
>hes like wtf? Im not, Im reading my book and waiting for my brother to come so we can go to a concert.
"officer asks if this is true and asks him if he can ask me this to.
>i later approach the scene and office came up to like he was going to pull his gun out.
>im like dude look at my fucking shirt! And the tickets im holding! Im going to a concert!
>btw the cop was black and lookes like louis from l4d
>the black cop and his fellow officer ask us to remain calm and appologize for the trouble and later tell us that they got a report in for a car stalking the playground. turns out my bros car look similar but was a different year and different car, a 1997 ford explorer greyish color. which the car the report was white and was a dodge durango.
fucking nigger cops man
>>15238174
>police does a lap around the roundabout
For some reason that got me laughing a lot.
Motorcycle checkpoints when I was stationed in Maryland a few years back. They'd set up a roadblock, then herded any bikes to an empty parking lot and fished for reasons to ticket/impound. Luckily, they sent me off every time as soon as they saw the Texas plate because I'm sure the rest were held up there for at least an hour.
>>15239465
Grabbin' peelz
>>15238195
>LA cops
Why do you live there to begin with? there are faster ways to get cancer.
>>15239480
Exaclty what I said to my bro, black louis cop forget to take his peelz
My inspection sticker didn't match my plate because when I bought the car it was already inspected. I didn't get a ticket but it was annoying because I was late to work because of it.
First and only time I drove drunk.
>22ish or so
>had drinks with friends
>mostly hard liquor
>sat for an hour after wards sobering up where I felt good enough to drive
>start driving home
>late at night, 3am or so. all burbs
>start feeling sick like I need to throw up
>take a shortcut road that leads through a gold course, and a bike path
>pull over in the big ass shoulder
>see cop lights behind me
>scaredshitless.exe
>I smell like booze
>cant tell why the cop pulled me over, I was driving as best I can
>officer walks up
>i crack the window just a hair
>he asks me why I pulled over
>instantreliefe.jpg
>tell him I felt a wobble, pulled over to check it out
>he says ok, and leaves
>I sit in the car for another 10 minutes contemplating life
I was so scared, I thought I got pulled over, and was going to get fucked over. I was probably over the limit.
I somehow didnt see the cop on the road, be just went after me cause I pulled myself over in the middle of a park.
never drink and drive again.
I used to have overhead lights on my truck, used to drive with them on because i live in the middle of nowhere.
>Be 17, driving from my home to my gf's to drop her off at 2am
>disco lights go off
>heart drops when i see its a state trooper
>he walks up and ask
"Where y'all 2 going this late at night?"
>"umm... dropping her off"
"Y'all coming back from a party? *shines light into cab"
"We were just binge watching The Walking Dead, Sir."
>He dropped the light, had a big smile on his face and we proceeded to talk about the 1st season.
I have more, but that one was a pleasant stop.
>>15239312
You're well within your rights to call bullshit on "someone called". "Oh, was that someone called 'I need probable cause'".
i was driving a customers vehicle for work that had a weird noise, accidentally drove into a bus lane at 8:52am when the lane opened to traffic at 9am. cop pulled me over, gave me a $500 ticket and mouthed off to me for a good half hour
went to court, judge said it was retarded the cop pulled me over at that time and threw out the ticket
>>15239543
>mfw in MA the staties are bros and its the local cops you have to watch for
I've been pulled over twice by staties for speeding on the Pike / 91 and they were very professional.
The local cops on the other hand...
>driving dad's car since I didn't have one at this point
>he somehow forgot to do his plate sticker
>I get pulled over in the center of my town, ~2 mi away from home
>Literally no idea why, cop tries to guilt me into confessing something
>Finally tells me it's because of the sticker
>Says he'll have the car towed on the spot
>"Officer I live 2 miles away and it's not even my car, pls"
>Makes me call my father, who has to go thru the whole online process to renew while I'm pulled over
Fuck small town cops. The staties might be a little speed-trap happy but they don't dick you around
>>15236743
got pulled over because I was driving a red truck
>driving home from work at 11 PM, only going 30mph through a neighborhood
>suddenly surprise cop on my ass from a sidestreet, disco lights already engaged
>pull over, thinking he's gonna fly past me
>nope pulls me over starts running my plate immediately
>you're_nicked_son.gif
>he gets out of his car, cop looks really agitated
>my hands are on steering wheel and my window is already open, he still mad
>forgot i was smoking a bowl on the highway
>pipe is still in center console
>no lighter or weed visible tho
>aggro cop doesn't want any credentials, but immediately starts lighting up my cab with his flashlight
>sees pipe, asks
>I say I have MM and am moving it from my moms to my new apartment in aggrocopville
>he gets even more aggro
>starts to go off about how it's in my reach while driving
>but I'm in a truck so i can reach anything in the cab and i'm tired and he had no probable cause to pull me over
>so I snap back at the cop
>where am I supposed to put it, then?
>he is stunned, i mean he stops mid sentence and blinks hard
>he not so aggro now
>ask why I got pulled over
>cop tell me there was an assault a few blocks over, perp escaped in a red truck
>tell him that couldn't be me, I just came from work
>tells me he pulled me over because I was speeding suspiciously and vehicle matched perps
>ask him how fast I was going
>he didn't clock me, he just said i was driving too fast
>tell him there was a vehicle in front of me when he pulled me over and i wasn't overtaking it
>no answer, asks for credentials
>goes back to car to run my id
>comes back, starts asking me why I have MM
>IT'S_A_TRAP.tiff
>play along since he could cite me for the pipe
>tell him i have arthritis in my joints from skateboarding and also depression
>cop goes srsly u got it for arthritis? I wish I could
>our department forbids it
>say next town over lets their officers have it, etc
>he nice now, lets me go
>mfw he let the perp go too
>>15239688
Your pipe was wanted for assault?!?
>>15239688
same red truck different cops are looking for me because of it story
>live in a special place with a job called hill work
>go to the mountains for some hill work
>gone for two weeks
>cops come looking for me while I'm away
>talk to my wife
>they looking for my a red Ranger with a 50-gal. drum in the back
>possibly containing a corpse
>they were asking around the neighborhood
>and my neighbors all say
>An/o/n has a red truck
>An/o/n has lots of 50 gal. drums
>An/o/n has been gone for a while
>but best wife knows I don't drive a Ranger
>she tells one time I drive a Nissan D21
>and they have a laugh about it when she pulled a plastic mannequin hand out of a woodpile in front of them
>saying "see this is fake no bodies here"
ITT: I was breaking the law but the cop was totally in the wrong, i dindunuffin
>>15239713
thanks for the top lel
>this is up there with
>i'm gonna go do marijuana
perp =/= pipe
>perp = perpetrator
>as in perpetrator vs. victim
>as in alien vs. predator
>>15239793
why the fuck do you have mannequins in your backyard
>>15239892
Same reason people keep rubber chickens in the kitchen
>>15239405
not gonna read this.
>>15236743
I'm 30 years old and only got pulled over twice
Both for speeding
>>15239938
why do people have rubber chickens in the kitchens?
>>15239950
I am sure that your post was very interesting but i am not gonna read it.
Stupidest reason I got pulled over was because I was hooning in the snow. That was my stupid though.
Other dumbest reason was because I was out driving around at 1 am in the country bumping the subs and smoking some reef. I pulled over to let the car behind me pass since I was doing 45 in a 55 and it was a policeman. Oops. No troubles though, just took my I'd and insurance and let me go.
>>15236743
suspicious driving for no reason at all they just think i'm trying to get away from them behind me when im just driving to where im going. 'Why'd you make that turn? Where are you going?'
or
'you don't appear to be the age of the person who's registered on this vehicle' to which i respond yeah it's my dads car i just drive it sometimes
Both to probably smell for weed or something and each has happened 3 times within a year
>>15239892
it wasn't a whole mannequin, it was just a black, hollow polyurethane hand, for modeling gloves or something that I scored from work
>left it in the pile for halloween
>which is during hill season
although because that happened it lives in the pile forever now
>>15239938
see this guy gets it
>>15239965
So that they can have rubber chicken with their rubber biscuit.
>>15236821
>gs500
>glorious
That bike is fucking trash lmao
>>15236821
What a dick. Should've just not said a word and 'thanks bye' after he finished. Not worth it to mouth off when you know dirt bags still stuff and ride it unregistered all day
>>15238350
Syria?
>>15240053
you're trash.
>>15238280
maybe you shouldn't have been speeding right beside a cop then retard
>>15236743
> so me and my mates are in the mountains smoking some Ganja
> hot boxing it like its the last day we'll ever going to smoke
> I start the car to leave and turn the lights on
> cop car comes outta nowhere
> get pulled over
> keep in mind the car is hot boxed as shit (atleast 7 grams of weed Was smoked)
> told to put the window down
> all the smoke goes in his face.....
>>15240094
Oh anon you're such a silly willy
>accident in front of me
>Tow truck driver waivers me so I can go around scene, letting me cross double yellow lines
>Think nothing of it since tow truck and officer were on scene together
>Drive off
>Disco lights flash
>Pull over
>Who the fuck told you it's okay to cross double yellow lines anon. Don't you see there's an accident? What idiot would nonchalantly go around
>Say nothing
>Have a good day anon, and don't be an idiot
I literally had no idea what happened, tow truck driver let me but I guess co didn't see that. I was just surprised how rude the cop was.
>>15239405
i want to read it so here's the green text
>I was with my friend.
>When we were on the highway, we came to a red light.
>A cop with a k9 pulled up next to us on the left.
>Light turns green we take off slowly like everyone else.
>Cop doesnt take off yet and sits for a few seconds
>As soon as we go down the road a mile, the cop is behind us now cause the cop sped up lights on.
>We get pulled over and are confused as fuck.
>My friend removes his seat belt afyer we stop and shuts off the car
>Cop comes out, walks up holding hand on gun walking all stalkerish like shes about to draw her gun.
>Looks angry, asks to open the window which is stuck closed btw so my friend had to open the door and she asked him to step out slowly.
>He steps out, female cop still holding gun on hip, asks "sir why the fuck were you driving past all those people going 75 in a 50mph zone?!" asked in a very angry assertive tone.
>my friend looking confused as fuck replies "officer I wasnt speeding I was doing the speed limit, in fact you were driving right next me me for 3 miles!"
>another cop shows up, its a guy.
>min later, supervisor shows up.
>my friend still getting questioned and accused for no reason.
>Super visor tells female officer to let him go and wrap this up, waste of time
>Female cop spends 2 mins writing ticket.
>gives ticket back to my friend.
>"seat bealt violation"
>bu-but..he we were wearing out fucking seat belts..bullshit ticket.
>we get releived and the cops all leave.
>my friend and I go to court and have ticket appealed
>The court shows sympathy and says that this happens all the time and they know that female cunt cop who makes up BS tickets.
>seriously, wtf is with some gun ho cops who make up BS tickets??
>Find out female cop ends up in news and was fired due to many complaints.
>Good. Cunt deserves it.
>Mfw my friend didnt have to pay the ticket.
>Good.
>looked down at my speedo as cop was driving past
> pulled me over because he thought I was looking at my phone
>>15236834
Underrated
>Be American Indian
>Have a beaded feather on the rearview mirror
>Pulled over by County Sheriff for "Distraction"
Oh well.
>>be driving 5.0 fox home from Gts house.
>>four lane highway on the side of a shit town.
>>cop pulls out from a road and followa me for a mile.
>>fucking flys by me and pulls to the shoulder
>>discos me as I go by
>>he comes up to my window and starts telling me about how he had an identicle one back in the day
>>he offers to buy it
>>end up selling it to him for twice what I paid the next day
For speeding while changing a CD in a speed trap I already knew about. only ticket i've received too.
>>15239793
>I actually got the ranger danger badge from Toyota when they were giving badges away
>have a Mazda B3000
>still kinda want to put it on
>be white and in my 20s
>riding to the next town for the local fair
>it's dark, the road is empty
>cops pull me over at gas station
>"looking for women son?"
>I'm sorry officer what
>"you know there's a 600€ fine for picking up prostitutes?"
>yes officer but I'm alone in this car, also I'm going to the fair
>refrain from noting there's no one around except us and an approaching car's lights
>"license and registration please"
>okay
>"very well then be on your way and don't speed"
>t-thanks
My guess is they were just bored
>>15240277
This is what we call red-handed.
>>15242938
You mean red eyed?
This one I actually got really fucking lucky on
>exiting taco bell drive through
>decide to leave in style, so begin powerbraking and spinning tires
>drift out of taco bell parking lot and slide into road sideways bouncing off rev limiter
>right in front of a cop...
>he pulls me over
>"what happened there bud, did you accidentally dump the clutch?"
>he plays tough cop with me, then ends up letting me go with a warning because I was polite
>Live in Minnesota
>Speed limit isn't some bullshit hard set number you can't go over without a cop hitting you
Thank god
>>15239465
>fucking nigger cops man
Blame some cunt parent thinking your bro was a stalker and pedophile
>>15239539
kind of pathetic that your 'never again' story is from having a close experience with the legal consequences of getting caught drunk driving, not any of the authentic dangers - like running over a small child or driving through a streetlight or something.
I hope you don't tell that to people at parties. "No, I refuse to drunk drive as a personal rule... because im afraid a getting caught ;_;"
>>15242943
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One time I was really fucking scared.
>me and my friends are parked in front of the small park that's in our neighbourhood
>it's 9-10pm in summer
>some smoke joints
>just chatting
>eventually everyone leaves, I'm waiting for a friend I have to take home
>he's in the bushes pissing
>I'm just sitting in the car, windows rolled down, listening to the radio
>cops arrive
>they're very aggressive and one of them has a rifle in hand
>they say they're here because of noise complaints from neighbours
>the one without the gun shines a flashlight in my face and in the car and says I look like a drug addict
>probably because I'm wearing an iron maiden shirt and my hair is kind of ruffled, maybe the scent of weed is still lingering in the air
>they tell me to step out of the car
>they make me spread on the hood of my car and tell me not to do sudden moves as they have me under fire
>one cop searches me the other is pointing the God damn rifle at me
>they ask to empty my pockets: phone, wallet, house keys, nothing else
>now they ask me where the drugs are
>they're in your car we know it. Just tell us and make this easier
>I say I don't even smoke tobacco and sure as hell I have no drugs
>they say they will see about it and search the car finding nothing at all
>they say I got lucky this time but they'll be keeping an eye on me and leave
>my friend comes out of the bushes and tells me it looked like a movie scene
>keep in mind this was Europe and cops pointing firearms at you is almost unheard of
>>15243011
>keep in mind this was Europe and cops pointing firearms at you is almost unheard of
Whine more. It really doesn't make a difference if a cop's gun is on their hip or pointed at your head. The fact is, as enforcers of the State, they have the right to violence reserved and you don't. The only reason people get shaken about an experience like that is, because they've lived their lives refusing to acknowledge it and are suddenly forced to when the gun suddenly stops being some hip ornament.
>>15240865
still didnt read it.
>driving with gf to a friend's house
>It's dark af out
>halfway though intersection, she goes "Turn left here!"
>immediately turn left, almost missing the turn
>see cop who was by the side of the road start following me.
>narrow 2 lane country road up a hill with lots of blind corners
>cop still following
>suddenly SUV halfway in my lane comes around corner.
>swerve to avoid, tires squeal in protest.
>Cop lights up. "WHOO WHOO"
>immediately pull over.
>Put car in Park, keys on dashboard, license, registration, and insurance on hand
>"Do you know why I pulled you over son?"
>"No sir"
>looks over paperwork "Why does most of the paperwork refer to this car as an 'MZ3'?"
>explain it's shorthand at the insurance company and DMV for a Chevrolet Monte Carlo Z34
>cop has no idea FWD Monte Carlos exist, explain to him the Z34 was the performance model.
>Cop explains he pulled us over thinking I was drunk, but just from talking to me it's clear I'm not.
>Explain to him she gave me directions halfway through the intersection
>cop laughs. His gf has done the same to him.
>"Why did your tires squeal?"
>explain front tires are bald. new ones on order but haven't arrived yet
>asks where my front plate is
>tell him it's there but hidden by the vanity plate in front of it
>He goes to check.
>get off with a warning
He thought the Monte Carlo was just a plain Lumina. Understandable. The Z34 model has blacked out badging and trim against a black trunk panel. The only real hint to anything are the red bowties.
>>15239389
>93 white Monte Carlo
does not exist. There were no Chevy Monte Carlo's between 1989 and 1994.
>>15243033
My grandfather was a police captain, I understand that they have the right to use force and whatnot, but those two were just bullies. The situation didn't call for that kind of threatening behaviour, I thought I was gonna get beaten and arrested for nothing.
>leaving house to go run errands
>have to go up a steep twisty hill
>speed limit on the road is 35
>doing 50 because I hadn't gone out for awhile and I wanted to hear the engine rev
>coming up to the twisty hill
>have to slow down anyway since jeeps don't do tight turns at 50 well
>our town's one cop is on the side of the road
>get pulled over and ticketed
>>15239124
>Bothering to do this for a gs500
Pick none
>>15243489
>finding it too difficult to swap a speedo cluster and do a bit of wiring on a basic bike
Step up your game bitch made nigga
>>15238241
This story reminds me of what happened the other day....
>driving down main road from my house to head into town to get some eat.
>road comes to intersection where you can head left to go to area to get food or stay in the straight lane and head downtown.
>see disco lights on one of our town's new SUVs, decide I'll take my car down the straightaway and check it out since I like cruising down town at night.
>SUV is literally perpendicular in the right lane, blocking traffic.
>I'm the only person on the road.
>Cop SUV is completely empty and still running.
>sit for awhile, nothing happens.
>look around, no cops anywhere in sight.
>decide to pull around into left lane and pass, never end up seeing a cop. Wondering wtf the cop SUV was parked in the road like that for because there weren't any hazards ahead.
>come back around 15 minutes later, it is still there, untouched.
It looked to me like a cop literally pulled out onto the main road, slammed the brakes, and pursued a suspect on foot. Like it had to have been. I know in some areas like Texas, cop cars will have disco lights rolling at night in construction areas, well, in South VA they don't do that shit. Just weirded me out a little.
I'm still not sure how the fuck this happened, maybe because I was going slower, but I got pulled over because a car passed me that was going 80.
>>15243514
This is actually a friend of mine.
Surprised to see it posted here.
>>15243594
Another story:
>just turn 18
>hooning out in parent's SUV, borrowed it to grab some eat.
>doing 75MPH on the main business stretch. Speed limit is 35.
>mainly doing it so I can get around traffic and take the exit to downtown and loop back home and there is a semi truck slowing everyone down.
>take exit.
>suddenly a fucking plumbers van with disco lights.
>I shit you not, it said something like "Allen's plumbing" on the side with the ladder and all.
>lights are hidden in the cabin.
>look in rear view because this is sketchy as fuck and I was a muh guns muh rights edgy teenager.
>two cops in SWAT gear in front seat, decide to pull over.
>they surround me on both sides, ask for ID, ask why I think they pulled me over.
>tell me I was going fucking ballistic speed, but they don't have radar equipment in the van to clock me. Tell me they could charge me with reckless driving anyways, but I get out of it saying my mom was pissed that I had the SUV out for too long.
>let me go with a warning.
>look behind as they get in the van, realize there is about 8 cops in this van and it is probably the party van.
During this time period, our town just reinstated the street crime unit. They also used to leave cop cars unattended around town to discourage law breaking. People caught on and started vandalizing the cars.
>>15243617
Final story:
>racing friend down business stretch at 18.
>he suddenly decelerates, I see a red beam going across the road.
>road is a 40MPH.
>once again I'm literally doubling the speed limit.
>pulled over, clocked at 77MPH. Cop is a cop who has arrested me before for trespassing AND talked to me about a "hit and run" I had that I never even knew about.
>he let's me off with a ticket, saying I have the worst luck of any teenager and I should stop attracting attention.
>In 2013, I was convicted of a felony for being with someone who was shoplifting. (Virginia has strict guilty by association laws)
>Convicted of trespassing in the park after dark (and booked for such a minor offense... Literally just night hiking)
>Ticketed four times, all in the same exact area. One time I was ticketed twice in the same area only a couple hours apart. Two times I was just doing 10MPH over.
>Pulled over by the aforementioned van.
>Pursued and interrogated by cops for walking down the street with friends at like 9PM, multiple times.
>I was involved in a fender bender hit and run I never knew about. Apparently I backed into a PT cruiser at an intersection when a car came dangerously close to hitting me. They didn't file insurance because it did no damage.
>Finally total loss the SUV that had gained so much heat, after trying to let a friend learn to drive, they drove it off a road and hit a tree doing 40MPH.
Right after I lost the SUV, I bought a Civic. I was NEVER pulled over or harassed by cops again. I honestly think my car had a shit load of heat by the police, because my parents were pulled over a lot in it too.
21 now, and still getting my life on track. Ask me how much effort it took to find a job and build my life back together because of dumb shit teenager decisions.
>driving to work
>stopped at red light
>cop car behind me
>light turns green, cross intersection, lights come on
>ok?
>cop asks me for license & registration
>comes back ten minutes later
>tells me she's giving me a ticket for expired plates
>"My plates aren't expired"
>tells me my plates expire January
>"It's still January"
>expire beginning of month
>"No, they expire the last day of the month"
>She goes back to her car
>Comes back and says I'm right
>Want to say "No shit"
>Late for work
>>15243648
>Ticketed four times, all in the same exact area. One time I was ticketed twice in the same area only a couple hours apart. Two times I was just doing 10MPH over.
why would anyone ever voluntarily live in Emporia?
>2.30am
>drive home from job
>stop at a red light
>cop next to me
>cop starts revving up like a ricer in heat
>I don't do anything but wait for the green light to come on
>he lowers his window and gestures me to do the same so I do
>"You afraid, kiddo?"
>tell him I'm tired and I want to go home and not put up with his bullshit
>light finally goes green
>I turn left, he drives straight ahead but then turns around and turns on his disco lights
>pulls me over and comes up to my window
>asks for ID and shit
>I give in because I know I didn't do nothing
>comes back and gives me a ticket for "provocation to street race at intersection"
>I don't say anything because I just want to sleep
>go to police station next day and appeal my ticket
>lady tells me the guy is known for making up bullshit and throws my ticket into the trash
>skip 2 months
>mfw I see bullshit cop at local supermarket checkout
It was raining bad on the highway. So bad I had to pull over and have a beer. Then a cop came and asked if I was ok and I hid my beer and he said follow me in the rain and I follow him when having beer.
But ya is was a bad storm so bad I couldn't see much ahead. So pulled over in a little piss area for people where they pull over to have a piss so i was off the road side.
After paying a few thousand over the course of a few years for speeding and parking, I've learned that you can speed like a mad cunt as long as your car isn't a turd bucket. I driven faster in my Audi than any of my other cars and not a single police officer bats an eye, but I can drive the limit in a drift missile and get pulled over for all sorts of bologna.
>>15243033
>It really doesn't make a difference if a cop's gun is on their hip or pointed at your head
you're retarded, flagging someone you're fucking frisking is massively against any gun safety standards i've ever heard of
police shouldn't have guns if they can't use them responsibly
>>15240277
Keep telling the story
>>15242821
>runnin in the 90's
1890's
From the troops displacing you
>>15243648
You're a real piece of degenerative shit.
>>15244679
Wtf is wrong with you? You sound like an alcoholic.
>went to dinner with my cousin at chilis
>driving my dad's car (dad has been known to smoke weed occasionally)
>leaving chilis, maybe 500 ft down the road i realize my lights arent on (well lit road), switch them on
>continue driving for a minute then party lights out of nowhere
>cop comes up, ask usual questions
>next he ask if i have any drugs in the car
>wat
>before i know it there's another cop in the passenger window, wearing a wifebeater with his badge on a chain around his neck, real badass type
>he starts grilling my cousin
>"just tell us where the drugs are"
>both cops now just keep asking where the drugs are
>im saying there's no drugs, obviously
>retard cousin says there "might" be drugs because it's my dad's car
>they tell us to get out, there's like five cops standing around
>cops proceed to search us and the car
>dont find anything
>he explains that he stopped us because my lights weren't on when I left the parking lot
>tells us to get out of there
It was so bizarre, it went from a routine traffic stop to us getting hardcore interrogated before I knew what was going on, all because I didn't have my lights on for a few seconds.
>>15244909
No I was on my way to a stag and had to catch up to people drinking a few hours into it already so I started then to catch up. Alcohol takes 15 minutes to get into you system. My destination was 15 minutes away and I had hardly anything. But I has to start because I needed to catch up
>driving to work
> I'm early so I'm not even speeding or anything
>next thing I know flashing lights in my rearview
>pull over and I begin to sweat, wtf did I do? too suprised to ask why he pulled me over
>cop asks for liscence and registration
>walks away for 5 min
>Comes back asking why my address is different on my liscence and registration and insurance
> explain that I moved last week and some of my new stuff didn't come in the mail yet
>walks away for 5 min
> comes back and says "don't let it happen again" and then drives off
> still nervous I just say "won't happen again sir"
Don't know if he forgot to give me a ticket, or just wanted to make me late
>>15244963
1) trying to catch up is a poor excuse, especially while in a car
2) you can't know for certain it will be 15 minutes. You could get stuck in traffic, have a breakdown, the list goes on and on.
3) take some god damn shots or shotgun beers when you get there if you want to get trashed faster
You my friend have problems.
>>15244710
I have the opposite, my turd bucket is asking for tickets but never gets one. Cops follow me, but never pull me over.
>>15243648
>In 2013, I was convicted of a felony for being with someone who was shoplifting. (Virginia has strict guilty by association laws)
>Felony for shoplifting
>roomie and I bought unregistered shitbox for $150
>doesnt come out of like 3rd or 4th gear, don't really remember or know what was wrong with it since I didnt drive it
>drive it on the road shitbox smokes everywhere pretty much in boganville in the middle of nowhere
>all the bogans think its fucking sick
>we basically smoke everyone out at the lights
>somehow we make it to carpark in middle of nowhere, right as we make it there the gearbox dies gets jammed in gear, and just doesnt go anywhere no matter what we do
>some dickheads roll it down the hill into a fence
>brick on throttle car doesn't die after 10 mins give up go home
>next day bogan smashed the windows and took spare wheel, kicked the door in etc
>roomie wants wheels for his fully sick skid car as we're taking wheels off cops show up
>tell us not to lie about what we were doing so we just say we wanted the tires and we found it left here
>car was still in some other bogans name but cops let us off
not even sure if this will make sense but I'm tried as fuck idc
>>15244643
>>mfw I see bullshit cop at local supermarket checkout
I've never been pulled over somehow
>>15238241
roads closed, he's parked like that so you don't go barreling through first responders like the drunk you are.
>>15245309
if you are hanging with a dude who steals and your totally cool with that then you deserve to get in trouble just as much as him
>off day from work
>hot as fug so washing my car at night
>local $1 car wash place
>spent maybe 3 hours detailing my Yellow SE-R Spec V
>maybe 12am or 1am
>come up to a stop light with no U-Turn
>see local Donut shop thats open 24hours
>no cars seen in any direction for miles
>do a U turn
>out of nowhere Disco lights
>Cop asks why i did a Illegal U turn
>said I was seriously about to get some Donuts
>pulled over next to said donut shop
>serious look on cops face
>Do you want one officer?
>thanks but no thanks, Just dont do it again
>ok...
>>15243514
what's wrong with this?
Spic detected
>dumbass friend wants to go fishing
>agree
>"I know the perfect spot dude"
>takes me down a road with houses on the left and dense Forrest on the right
>"pull over on the right"
>no drive way or anything just pull over on the side of the road
>"here we are"
>Dude there's nothing here
>"nah man it's in the Forrest we have to walk to get there"
>meanwhile a car has circled around twice and the driver was looking hard
>you sure we can fish here?
>"yeah I know the people that own the property"
>what about the people that live on the other side of the road?
>"nah dog they don't give a fuck I fish here all the time"
>reluctantOK.jpeg
>other friend has an 1/8 of weed on him
>roaches and bowl in my car we just finished hot boxing
>he forgets something in the car
>takes forever
>walk back to see what's taking him so long
>comes with 2 cops behind him
>neighbors called the cops on us
>almost get arrested for trespassing
>only reason we don't all get arrested is because all of our stories align perfectly and have evidence to prove it
>this could have been my 3rd weed related charge
>probably would have gone to prison had the cops decided to search us
I have the worst friends
>>15243042
i eated shit off a bitch :D
>>15236743
>Doing 70 in a 40
Dumb Cunt
>>15238280
>speeding in a civic
>xbox large speedo
>gets pulled over
top kek anon.
I find it amusing how easy it is to read the speedo at night on those cars.
>>15245203
All I had was beer. Why are you so butt hurt
I made a right turn in a suburban neighborhood for rich people ($1,000,000+). For some stupid reason, they had a sign obstructed by trees that said no right turns from 7-9. It was 8:50, but they had a cop on payroll, because our suburban streets can't get congested. We make too much money.
>>15242613
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>15247371
>>15244732
>flagging someone you're fucking frisking is massively against any gun safety standards i've ever heard of
How exactly? If you assume the worst, that he's armed and dangerous, why wouldn't you have back up ready to put you down?
>b-b-but I didn't do anything
How is that relevant? They're enforcers of the State and have the sovereign right to use violence - under the State's rules, not yours. If they believe you could be a threat, they've every right to treat you as one.
As I said, the only reason it comes as a surpirse to you good thinking libtards is because you live your life in denial of reality. B-b-but that's not how things SHOULD be! Too fucking bad.
>>15247237
Public education told him drunk driving is basically rape, racism and secondhand smoke and the madman actually listened
>>15247395
>tumblr filename
isn't mistaking copypasta for an actual response more inline with autism? having trouble telling apart genuine human conversation from a non specific, literally copy pasted joke rant is probably a test they give special children
>>15247455
I called it autism because you sperged out an entire paragraph about why that post is not underrated.
I repeat that its autism because you give so much attention to the filename.
>>15239500
I'm pretty sure living in LA is the fastest way to get cancer in the universe.
>>15238330
I saw a cop make two trips through a taco time once.
>>15247478
Not me and it's obviously copypasta. Pointing out the tumblr filename (and imgur tier reaction image), along with your stupidity to recognize copypasta, was just me indirectly calling you out for being a massive newfag.
lurk more. and stop defending yourself, you know this site's anonymous, right? there's nothing to defend.
>>15247500
>living in L.A.
Well we certainly know it's the fastest way to BE cancer.
>>15247543
You have completed the puzzle. There is so much cancer lingering in L.A. that anyone who stays there for more than 5 minutes becomes irreversible cancer. Since this cancer has no cure, it just grows and grows until it becomes a complete master-fuck of permanent cancer which will eventually take over the world.
>18
>First day of having my license
>Left to California (from WA) that night with my gf at the time in her moms minivan
>3am, been driving for 8 hours
>Pretty tired, decide to stop for the night
>Try to turn off at a rest stop but theres a fucking semi truck stopped in the exit
>Keep going, next rest stop is in 5 miles
>Almost there, starting to doze off
>Lights start flashing out of no where, no one else on highway in Oregon but the cop
>Stop on the side of the road, ex gf was asleep in the back
>She jumps up and comes to the front and puts on her seatbelt while the cop is walking to the driver window
>Get interrogated for about 10 minutes for swerving (assumed I was drunk or high)
>Cop believes me that I'm just tired and was going to stop at the rest stop which was in view from where we were pulled over
>Cop says "You be safe John" and leaves
>My name isn't even John.
Only time I've ever been pulled over, totaled that minivan a few months after getting back from Cali.
Haven't been pulled over all that many times. The bulk were simple speeding violations, but I had two that irked me:
Most recent one was for window tint. I had recently moved to Arizona and got my windows tinted to help cut down on interior heat. Front windows were supposedly done with 35%, darker around back. Supposedly the legal limit is 33% on the front side windows. Get pulled over and he meters the window at 30%. Gives me one of those 'fix it' tickets where you have to send it in to say it is fixed or they suspend the registration for the car. Seriously, this is one of the sunniest states in the country, and you're going to bust my balls about 3%?? WTF was I supposed to do, double check the readings at the tint shop before I left?? I thought for sure he'd let me slide being that it was so close, and it wasn't like I had knowingly done something illegal.
What pisses me off more about that is seeing cars at cruise ins and such that 5% or less all around and 20-35% over the whole windshield. I bet you could sit on the side of the highway and see an illegally tinted car go by every couple of minutes.
The other one was in high school, first time ever getting pulled over. I was still new to having a license and timid about driving, so I was super careful about obeying traffic laws. So I'm driving down one of the main streets through our town, doing exactly the speed limit, and I see this cop go by in the other direction. As soon as he gets past me, he slams on the brakes, flips the lights on, and makes a U turn in traffic in the middle of the road to catch up with me (mind you, this is a 35 mph zone, so it's not like I was going to magically get away if he didn't move quick). The reason he pulled me over - he thought I wasn't wearing my seat belt. However, I've always worn my seat belt, and had it on the whole time. I fought him on it, and he ended up letting me go without anything, but he was a real ass hole about the whole thing.
>>15247690
>totaled that minivan a few months after getting back from Cali.
Tell us.
>>15247717
Alright, not my best moment but oh well.
>Was at ex gf's house one night
>Didn't drive my Firebird there bc lazy
>One of us decide it's time for me to go home around midnight
>Ex gf "too tired" to drive me 5 minutes and wants me to drive with her to my house then have her take the van back home
>About halfway home, van had super shitty lights and was dirty as hell so night driving was not great
>Turning left towards hill that goes up to my house, going like 12mph around the corner
>Kid going at least 50mph in a 35mph zone hits us mid turn
>Both cars end up being totaled, was more concerned about people not being hurt than arguing how fast he was going
>Ended up being my fault due to failure to yield (I could've easily made the turn had the other driver been going the speed limit/if I was in my car and not some big ass van
>Ex gf's mom's insurance covers everything since it's her car and she allowed me to drive it
>Insurance went up to $250/month instead of $135 but didn't have to pay for anything else
>MONTHS LATER, after I had broken up with gf I get a typed letter from her mom
>Asks me for $3000 ontop of the $8000 she got from insurance for her to buy a much newer and nicer van than her old one
>Throw away letter, haven't heard of it since.
>>15247840
What a bitch.
>>15247870
I checked the value on as many sites as I could, her van never priced out over $4000. Her insurance originally gave her 4k until she bitched until they "reassessed" the value and gave her 8k then she asks me for another 3k.
>>15247884
Yeah, no. I mean what a bitch because after you explained it wasn't your fault and most likely you apologized to her she still wants you to pay for something some dumb kid did.
>>15245643
It is australia, a nanny state. They willingly gave up their guns because a literal retard managed to score a fuckload of kills. Somehow he was a better shot than your average SF member.
Now ask yourself that question again, and it will all make sense.
>>15247896
The van had been in a wreck before and had quite a few issues, 200k on it aswell. It started overheating on the way home from California and eventually blew the head gasket a week after we got back. Definitely not worth 8k at the condition it was in, let alone the $11,000 total she wanted.
>>15245636
>>Do you want one officer?
I'm dying
>be in Australia 3 years ago
>just got motorcycle license
>bought ninja 300 a few weeks before
>heading home after a late night ride after seeing a movie
>police checkpoint thing on the side of the road breathalizing drivers
>I get pulled over
>helmet off, breathalized, all clear
>they ask me to pull over anyway
>they ask to see my license & ask what bike im riding
>gloves off as well, pull wallet out
>kickstand down turn off bike & hop off
>they tell me I'm riding out of class
>confused
>they try to tell me that because it's 300cc it doesn't conform to the >250cc rule
>have to explain to police that under australian ADR's and LAMS law that it's perfectly legal
>that's as maybe anon, but it's still not road legal. You've changed the rear fender and only one of your headlights is working
>bike is only 3 weeks old at this point, and is still bone stock
>only one headlight turns on, the other is the highbeam
>fucking bewildered at this point, are they having me on?
>explain that's how motorcycle headlights work, and that the fender is stock
>ask me to wait while they run my license & check bike rego
>it's all current, so whatever
>they let me go 5 minutes later
The whole encounter confused me. Was I dealing with a bunch of rookie cops? Were they trying to get me to admit to something so that they could get another dangerous motorcycle rider off the road? Why did none of them know the 2 year old ADR's?
>>15248084
what the fuck is wrong with aussieland?
American media portrays it as everyone is steve irwin and crocodile dundee, and the entire day consists of driving jeeps around the outback or grilling steaks on the bbq
you're like a fucking nannystate on steroids.
>>15248147
Easy way to think of it is that the pollies don't have anything better to do so they make up laws. Communications minister doesn't have anything to do so he comes up with some harebrained idea to create the Great Firewall of Australia under the guise of protecting the children.
Problem now is that it's super hard to repeal these idiot ideas because then you're suddenly approving of children having access to porn and violent material. It took a gigantic movement to get the fuckwits to drop the firewall idea.
Same thing goes for road laws. Powerful cars should be kept out of the hands of drivers, for the children, of course. If you disapprove of this idea, then you obviously support the idea of children being run over by powerful cars. Hey presto, we have car type restrictions for P plate drivers in some states now (no turbo, no bigger than 2000cc, ect).
It's fucking insane the shit you can get away with by using this argument.
>>15238246
Yea, put a koso db-1 on it.
>glorious gs
>whoooosh
>>15238182
Nope, I played nice and it went fine.
>>15247974
>>15247896
Old people legit put fake nostalgia "value" on their car, it doesn't matter if it's a piece of shit.
Imagine the craigslist threads you see on here.
>I PUT OVER $4K WORTH OF MAWDS INTO IT THAT NOBODY BUT ME CARES ABOUT
now do that but old people mode
>hurr hurr I have "good memories" of that (fucking piece of shit) car so u owe me $10k for them since it was "irreplaceable" kiddo
>>15245643
Blocks visibility.
The other guy that replied to you is retarded.
>driving home from work at 3am
>loud sti
>going the way that takes me past the police station
>check out car park of the 5-0 as i cruise by
>2 officers running to their car
>200 metres down the road they scream up behind me
>follow me for 5 mins
>disco lights oboyherewego.pdf
>hi i stopped you because i have a similar car, start it up and give it a rev
>i'm thinking it's a trap
>nope, don't even check my license
Look with your eyes policeman
>>15248981
another
>on cb250rr
>stopped at lights that are nearby same police station
>grand prix start engaged
>bike revs at like 16000rpm but you're only doing 50kmph
>don't see the 5-0 behind me
>pull over son
>cop proceeds to give me lecture about street racing
>i assume that anyway as i have earbuds in and can't hear a word he's saying
>by the time i take helmet off he's finishing speech
>doesn't even check license.
>>15248981
>>hi i stopped you because i have a similar car, start it up and give it a rev
>>i'm thinking it's a trap
Wat. Do they really do that to ticket you?
>>15249055
I dunno, seemed suss. He just had a standard wrx and was asking about my mods.
I was bullshitting him just in case he was looking for an easy defect, never opened bonnet
>>15242958
You retard, the mother IDed the vehicle as a white Durango, bro was driving a grey Explorer, dumbass cop just heard SUV.
Happened about 8years ago.
Bought my first 89' MR2 three city's away. The next day I get invited to Dennys from an old roommate at 3am. Make the trip downtown when I suddenly get pulled over.
Cop asks for the usual. He goes to his car and comes back with his partner. Starts interrogating me that this car is registered in another name, in another city and it must be stolen.
" I have all the signed paper work and pink slip in the trunk. I'll gladly show you it. I mailed off the forms to the dmv already."
Cop says like an asshole, "YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO TRY AND CONVINCE ME, SO I WONT HAVE TO LOCK YOUR ASS UP!?"
"I have plenty of time officer. Is it okay if I get the papers from my trunk?"
Cop has a harsh stare, my heart is beating like crazy. He snarks, "Fuck it. Whatever kid, just get the fuck out of my streets! Dont waste my time."
He then peels out and speeds past a red light. Had a story to tell my friend as to why I was late 20minutes.
I got pulled over for having having a radar gun. Cop grilled me pretty hard about it but ultimately let me go. I guess he phoned it in to HQ and they didn't find anything about it being illegal so he had no choice but to let me go.
He was pretty chill at the end of the encounter though, I just shot the shit with him a bit and told him how I wanted to get a Stalker 2 one day.
Pic related. Don't know if it was a stupid reason for getting pulled over but was definitely a unique one.
>>15247237
Operating a vehicle while intoxicated endangers not only you, but other drivers as well. If you want to do something dangerous, go do it in the middle of nowhere where you won't endanger anyone but your own stupid ass. Never drive again, please.
>>15247404
>>15243033
It's almost impressive to be this cucked.
Kill yourself.
>>15247404
>assume the worst...armed and dangerous
So a random kid who was smoking weed by himself in a parked car, in Europe where there's no 2nd amendment, was a credible threat? Probably armed and dangerous? You're out of your mind
>>15242950
idiot
>get pulled over for tint too dark and speeding
>5am
>high on xanax and drinking beer from a coffee cup
>have hooker in the car on my way home
>she probably had heroin in her purse
>cop doesn't say a word about the hooker
>asks if I'm OK
>say I'm not feeling well after breakfast and have to get home to go to the bathroom
>he says "ohhh"
>doesn't even check my license or anything
Weirdest fucking experience of my life. Either he was a complete moron or he knew everything and just let me go get laid
>4years ago
>Noon
>Hungry as shit
>Tryna get some KFC
>Start to go to KFC
>Pull out
>Speed up to the flow of traffic
>40mph in a 35
>Pass a fire-station
>Cop comes hauling ass from behind it
>Turning sharply through a dirt patch in the road
>Loses his ass and nearly spins out
>Almost hits someone in the process
>Lights come on
>He pulls me over
>"DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING AT SUCH A SPEED??"
>Officer I was going 40mph, I was following everyone else who was also going 40mph. I just want some KFC.
>"YOU COULD'VE KILLED SOMEONE. There was NO way you were going 40mph"
>I was driving a pontiac vibe at the time, that thing is slow as balls.
>100hp, autotragic, awd
>Came to about 70whp on a 3700lb chassis
>Start to argue with officer about how he almost hit someone pulling out as such a ludicrous speed
>Ends up giving me a 15 over ticket
>And a fine of a little over $200
>Aight fuck it. I just want muh KFC.
>Few weeks later I appeal the ticket
>Cop is known for this bullshit.
>>15240828
Cop could have been slightly panic by what his job turned into, instead of pulling over faggots he's stuck babysitting an accident making sure nothing goes wrong
>fresh license
>rainy day just went to the cinema to see Iron man
>brake during curve, brake over puddle, car slips
>smash right front light and badly scratch passenger side on guardrail
>car is still drivable, it's 11pm better go home
>get pulled over by cop, get ticket for turned off front light. The light is fucking smashed no shit it's turned off.
>too sad and tired to argue
>tfw it was my first accident
>>15245557
>2 shots and a beer over three hours
>drunk
>be me 16 years old in my dad's corolla
>practicing parking in the local baseball diamond parking lot
>cop car starts pulling into the long driveway to the lot
>wut
>park once more
>female cop pulls up alongside
>"what are you doing here?"
>"practicing parking, ma'am"
>"okay. have you seen any suspicious activity today?"
>"no ma'am"
>she looks at my tires for about 10 seconds
>what is this, 1984?
>"there have been some people doing donuts on the backfields so I'm checking it out. Call us if you see anything"
>"okay ma'am"
>she drives to the fields in the back
>gtfo there
>>15238162
America hasn't been free since 1928
>>15244960
is your dad frosty
>>15250239
Ur too sensative
Reading a lot of stories in this thread and I keep seeing tickets being thrown out because "cop is known to do this". wtf, how about the time wasted having to go through all this, and the drama over getting stopped for nothing? also how many people actually had to pay the ticket before they started to "know" the cop was doing it? once they "know" the asshole should be fired on the spot
>>15239658
Pretty much my experience of Nevada, got lulled over twice in one day, state trooper got me in a speed trap in the morning and ticketed me. 8 hours later I'm almost out and I get pulled over by the local pd and he asked me a thousand questions about guns and drugs before searching my car. Then he searched my car (I let him, only wasting his time) and then decided to tell me he pulled me over because I didn't use my blinker to merge onto the highway. Thank God I don't have to go back there ever again
>>15251601
>paying a ticket
>not fighting it whenever possible
99% of the time you can get out of it if you're willing to fight it.
>>15252251
Or get tazed arrested and taken to the department.
>>15250795
just end your life, before you kill 5 people, excluding the hooker
>>15252280
By "fighting it" means going to traffic court, smart guy.
>>15252321
So you only fuck yourself up because you couldn't wait to appeal the ticket on court?
>>15252343
"Fighting it" usually means in court. Sorry I overestimated your intelligence.
>>15252377
">not fighting it whenever possible
99% of the time you can get out of it if you're willing to fight it."
That doesn't mean fighting in court. That means fighting it in the spot. Sorry that you are unable to type what you really mean.
>>15252383
No, it doesn't.
lrn2english
>>15252385
lrn2typem8
>>15252383
You don't fight tickets on the spot, you tard. That's a good way to get stuck with more fucking tickets. Fighting the ticket almost always refers to fighting it in court.
>>15252414
No, we fight our tickets with knives. Nobody wants to be a traffic cop in Azerbaijan.
>>15236743
Kind of related
>Be driving on the MA turnpike to visit family
>Brother is speeding but had a good radar detector
>We pick up a K band or w/e
>Get into right lane and brake to speed limit
>Just as we get over a small hill we see the cop
>Audi S5 flys by, gunning it even though they were already going faster than us
>Disco lights
We had a good laugh
>>15242951
Explain
>>15236743
>Live 2 blocks from local skatepark
>decide to drive down because why not
>2 cops arresting some hooligans in the parking lot, don't want to pull in (they were actually blocking the entrance)
>drive back home for 5 minutes while I take a shit and get a bottle of water
>hop in car and make my way downtown
>cops are pulling out so I go in and begin to park
>Local cop pulls in after me and puts his lights on
>tfw I forgot to put my seatbelt on for the first time since I started driving
>He practically saw me pull out of my driveway, and drive the 2 blocks to the park
>He let me off with a warning but I was still pissed
>my good vibes and urge to skate were taken away after this
>skated for 5 minutes and went home
I hate to be that guy but fuck pigs
>>15252936
wait, you got pulled over because you were breaking the law, the cop lets you off with a warning, and you say fuck pigs? Shit I would beat your ass JUST so you have a comparative pool of data to be fucking retarded from.
>>15252669
The cops aren't pricks and realize that 10 over isn't really a big deal.
>>15242975
>Finish smoking a few bowls at friend A's house
>Have to drive friend B home
>go 35 the whole way to his house
>So smacked I thought a red light was a stop sign.
>I stop for 5 seconds then drive off
>Cop right behind me at light
>Allah must have been watching because I don't get pulled over
>Praise Allah
I shouldn't have gotten away with that one
>>15253159
if you were stoned enough to mistake a red light for a stop sign, it's entirely possible you mistook a crown vic for a white chevy malibu
>>15242943
>>15240828
So in the US you are not allowed to cross double yellows under any circumstance?
What happens when there is a broken down vehicle and nothing is coming the other way?
You just have to sit there until it is cleared?
>>15245636
>Do you want one officer?
Would that be considered bribery?
>>15242975
>because im afraid a getting caught
thats why most avoid it though.
>>15253197
This is the first time I've ever noticed the laughing lizard
>>15242975
>tfw 90% of your country drives drunk
>tfw 90% of accidents only involve sober people
Twilight zone bruh
>sitting in truck after getting more smokes at a gas station
>friend cuts out a line of U on a pack of smokes
>indulges
>cuts me out a line
>I lean over and snort my line
>look in rearview
>there's a cop car about 50 feet away in the parking lot behind us, facing our direction
>be white
we didn't get pulled over
>>15248208
Well it is a well known logical fallacy. I'm surprised it's so easily accepted in drafting of legislation.
>>15244960
your cousin is a fucking retard dude
>>15250795
How could he tell if she was a hooker or not? Maybe you just had a trashy taste in women.
I mean, you clearly do.
>be in Wisconsin
>regularly drive 10 over
>so does everyone else
>highway speed is typically 20 over
>cops only care about real speeders (30+ over)
Never been pulled over for speeding
Only ever got pulled over for speeding on the way back from work going 49 in a 40 zone (that I thought was 45).
Cop wasn't having any of it so whatever, I just paid the shit and did the online course.
Online course had a timer that counts your 6 hours or whatever that I hacked and finished in about 40 minutes.
Do I win something for most boring cop story?
>>15253434
What the fuck is U
>>15253271
No. Cop was stupid.
>>15253561
>not knowing what U means
>>15253614
I once snorted 4 lines of U
4u
>>15253561
UUUU
>>15238195
>240
That's what you get for riding a Volvo.
>>15247690
>"You be safe John"
did your girlfriend look a little bit like a sex worker?
>>15252936
dindu nuffin
>>15238299
>mfw got ticketed for 159
>>15236743
speeding in a golf cart
When I was 17 I was driving through town, not doing anything wrong whatsoever, at around 10pm at night with a few friends in the car. A cop started following me, never turning his lights on, ended up following me for about 10 minutes. I got to my friends house, which is way up a hill in a not often travelled area, not only did the cop keep following, he followed up my friends long driveway, still didn't turn on his lights, and just sat behind me when I parked. We sat in the car for a few minutes not sure what to do, the cop is still sitting in the car. I finally get out and he then jumps out of the car, puts his hand on his gun, and tells me to put my hands on the car. I have my friend hand him the registration and I show him my license. He says "well your car looked a lot like a guys car who we know just got out of jail." No more explanation after that. He ended up getting fired a few months later for walking into a house where a house party was going on without knocking and pepper sprayed a few kids.
>Super heavy traffic
>Cars are bumper to bumper, single lane road
>Don't want to wait for my left turn so I drive in the oncoming lane (no one was coming) for a couple hundred feet
>Notice I pass a police car and he turns his lights on immediately
>Oh shit oh shit oh.. wait
>He's completely boxed in, can't move
>Get to my turn and speed the fuck out of there
>>15254513
>He ended up getting fired a few months later for walking into a house where a house party was going on without knocking and pepper sprayed a few kids.
>>15252936
>drive back home for 5 minutes while I take a shit and get a bottle of water
Absolutely disgusting. Don't shit in your car.
>>15236743
>drove 160 in the fast lane
>very little cars
>in a car that simply urges you to power it as hard as possible
>>15254738
Vette?
>>15253381
oh shit you're not wrong.
I got pulled over and cuffed because my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor social engineered the cops over the phone. He convinced them that he was me, and that I had stolen my car. Apparently he believed that I had gifted him the car after burning down the house he used to live in as payment for killing his entire family. He was also convinced that the post office was trying to frame him for dozens of different things, so he was asking the cops over the phone to prove that they weren't working for the post office before he would speak to them in person.
The cop was actually really chill about it and profusely apologized for taking up my time. Can't imagine what would have happened if I hadn't been dressed neatly, or been black.
>>15254965
what the fuck
>>15248390
And filling your car with passengers, or furniture, or driving a moving van doesn't block visibility?
>>15244643
Shit like this is why I will always have a dashcam running.
>>15255020
One of these things is a piece of garbage that can be relocated anywhere so that it doesn't disturb your vision. The other one is a permanently attached BBQ.
>>15243617
>have emergency
>see police
>no police actually in the car
There is a reason cop cars in Europe are brightly colored! What was the city thinking? Rage
>>15248084
Australia has the biggest hateboner for bikers of any country I've ever seen. I mean, bikers are way more frequently cunts than people in cars, but that doesn't justify wantonly detaining them for 5+ hours looking for literally anything to cite them with.
Meanwhile the asshats running around without plates never get caught because they can do mach 7 and the police can't even pray to keep up. Just punishes law abiding people. The fucks the point?
>>15255036
There's nothing illegal about blocking your rear view mirror. You don't even have to have one, and many commercial vehicles don't. Who gives a fuck if it's permanently attached?
>>15254997
Mental illness is really serious. That guy and one other are a big part of the reason why I don't like living in the city, or even suburbia. It's not that I fear them, I just don't like the ongoing hassle if one of them latches onto me as a fixation point for their delusions.
Nothing to do with cops, but I'll post it anyways.
The other guy would get crazy angry and start pounding on my door at all hours of the day demanding money and shit. Was just a general jackass. Everyone hated him. Eventually I just put up sound deadening panels on the wall and ignored him since I could only hear him from the kitchen, and if anyone was stopping by they'd call me. Happened to get up at 3 in the morning one night to take a piss and heard him pounding on the door as I walked past to grab something out of the fridge. Didn't think about it overly much and went to bed. Got up the next day, got dressed, and went to walk out, only to have his corpse fall into my entryway.
Turns out he'd had a stroke and lost the ability to speak, and was desperately trying to get someone to call for medical help. Must have overexerted himself too much and he passed out on my door, then died of exposure. At least that's what I was told after the investigation.
Moral of the story is, don't be that faggot crying wolf all the time.
>>15255166
>Turns out he'd had a stroke and lost the ability to speak, and was desperately trying to get someone to call for medical help. Must have overexerted himself too much and he passed out on my door, then died of exposure. At least that's what I was told after the investigation.
That's kinda sad. The fact that his annoyance for his uncontrollable mental illness signed his death sentence.
>>15255180
Sure, it's sad, but I can't exactly say I feel sorry for him. He didn't deserve it since he quite literally was incapable of making rational decisions, but the flip-side is that nobody deserves to be the target of that level of harassment. It sucks, but there's really nothing you can do about it. Nobody wins.
If someone refuses treatment, and isn't a danger to others, there's no good reason to force them into it. I say that as someone with half a dozen extended family members with disabilities ranging from crippling bipolar to dementia. Some of them are willing to seek help. The others are going to die impoverished, and in all likelihood, alone.
>>15255217
But if a mental illness makes you incapable of taking rational decisions, shouldn't that mean that mental help should be forced onto you because you cant decide wether or not you would like treatment?
>>15242975
>you haven't really learnt your lesson until you murder a child
>>15255240
Be careful. One day it's a common sense law used against people that are genuinely dysfunctional, the next day you're living in nazi sweden and your "antisocial disorder" is making you irrationally want a human-driven sportscar instead of an automated commuter. It's irrational, anon, it's more dangerous, danger isn't rational, think of the greater good that isn't a spook at all.
>>15255271
I know, i know. I dont like living in a world where i am being placed in a crazy house because i think different, but someone has to draw a line where its clear someone its not in the right mindset and has to take some drugs to have their brain work fine.
>>15255277
You live in a democracy, man. The person who draws that line will change every few years based on how popular their lies are and how much they dominate the mainstream media. Don't give democracies any power you wouldn't give to a random whackjob on the street, because that random whackjob could be your next congressman.
>>15240891
I chuckled
>>15255277
Forced correctional programs are really fucking dangerous. Societies have repeatedly proven that they are incapable of not abusing them to enforce political agendas. It's a power that no government should have except in a case where someone is a clear and present danger to themselves or others. Thought is not a crime. Actions are. If someone is mentally deranged, but not an overt threat to themselves or others, they can exist in society. It may be a bit inconvenient at times, but it's better to err on the side of giving them too much freedom. The alternative has been the tool of totalitarian regimes and individuals throughout history.
Even in purely economic terms, it's waaaaaaaaaaay cheaper to have some harmlessly crazy person running around living off of welfare and section 8 housing, than having them locked up in an institution, or imprisoned (yes that happens). It's also far more humane.
Freedom has a price. It's measured in the degree to which a society does not regulate your behavior. The price is the consequences you suffer when someone slips through the filters and forces others to suffer. The question is, what freedoms are you willing to sacrifice for protection? However, you must also ask yourself if those protections actually mean anything, or are they merely illusions.
The western world could suffer a 9/11 every month, and collectively decide that a few thousand deaths did not bother us, and do nothing about it, and we would as a society still grow without even beginning to crumble. Our economies are so titanic that the direct financial damages would barely register, and our population growth would make the deaths a statistical rounding error. What real harm is a few million people with mundane delusions in comparison to that? Is forcing someone who is not 'normal' to undergo therapy really a rabbit hole you want to go down? What happens when you are the outsider to society's 'normality'?
>>15255449
I get it. Its things like these that made me realize how sad it is that there isn't a truly free country in the world, even in the US you cant do things that wont bother someone else without some stuff being illegal for no reason.
>>15253451
Nobody ever said Australian politicians were a smart bunch.
Neither are we, come to think of it. We elected Abbott, after all - and that dickhead didn't even last half a term as PM of Australia before he fucked it up so hard they fucked him off.
There's quite a few instances of a Senator Conroy calling people pedophiles and shit because they opposed his internet filter idea.
>>15255485
what is this? obd foolin?
>>15255470
My pet peeve is lawn darts. Bunch of drunken fuckwits had to ruin them for the rest of us.
Back to cops.
I got pulled over because I ordered too much food at a drivethrough. Apparently pulling an all nighter because of a massive hardware failure in our server room and buying a dozen baconators at 3:30 in the morning to last the 4 of us through the next days sleep deprivation makes me a pothead. Fortunately I play tennis with the commanding officer for third shift in that town so I just called his personal cell and he got supremely fucking pissed at the dipshit who pulled me over.
2 years later he went to prison for stealing from homeless people. Well that and raping a woman who didn't have anything to pay him off. Real charmer, that one.
>>15255503
Ghetto +-12v power supply I put together for a headphone amplifier.
>>15255507
>2 years later he went to prison for stealing from homeless people. Well that and raping a woman who didn't have anything to pay him off. Real charmer, that one.
Love this kind of stories. shit cops getting fucked in the ass and getting the streets cleaner.
>>15255507
Aus or US?
Cop followed me literally from the time I pulled out of my neighborhood until I got into the Wal-Mart parking lot before he turned his lights on. I knew one of my headlights were out and that's where I was headed because I had work in a few hours. He noticed that I was white skinned and offered to fix it for me. He walked up and gave it a little bunch and came on. Said something must be loose. Saved me money on buying a new bulb. Got something to eat and headed off to work.
