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2016-06-09 01:07:06 Post No. 15229394
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2016-06-09 01:07:06
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Jay Leno has heard you've been spreading rumours that he has a small dick, and naturally he's pretty pissed off.
He approaches you in a dark alley. He says he is going to gun you down on the spot unless you let him crush your shitbox and never mention his small cock ever again. He then goes on to say that you can buy yourself out of the shitbox crushing if you agree to let Scotty Kilmer move into your house for 6 months.
He continues by saying that Scotty will constantly be in your driveway revving up his engine, doing burnouts in the street, and be up till all hours in the morning recording his videos and answering questions for his viewers on stream. To make the deal sweeter Jay says he will buy you one of any car you like if you choose to let Scotty stay with you. Scotty will maintain this car for you for the duration he is at your home, but he will spit all over the interior and you can never sell this car.
Which path do you choose?