http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3631727/Top-Gear-host-Chris-Evans-hits-skids-spotted-drinking-street-just-days-loses-audience-episode-two.html
>It looks like it's all getting too much for much maligned Top Gear host Chris Evans.
>Just days after the second car crash episode of his revamped version of the BBC favourite bombed in the ratings, the loudmouth presenter himself appeared to have veered off course.
>The 50-year-old was pictured necking a glass of wine as he sat slumped against a wall near his London home.
>Shielding his identity under a cap and darkened sunglasses, Evans cut a figure of loneliness as he necked his booze in the middle of the day - with not a friend in sight.
>He was seen looking downbeat as he took a call on his mobile phone before parking himself against the crumbling white wall of what appeared to be an abandoned warehouse just feet from overflowing rubbish bins.
>The Radio 2 host then browsed through his mobile phone, swigging white wine from the glass he had picked up from a nearby pub as he drowned his sorrows following a disastrous night for his new show.
>>15228460
the fuck does he care. he's already rich.
bbc already paid him fat stacks.
>>15228460
we should all follow him on twitter and rekt his ass publicly.
>JeremyClarksonSmugFace.jpg
The BBC is doing everything in their power to prove Clarkson correct about his irreplaceability.
>>15228460
50 year old man dress like 18 and drinking A FUCKING WHITE WINE in the middle of the street. These people are made to fail.
>>15228563
FACT!
he was so fucking annoying with all that "facts" tweets, not realizing he was just riding on clarkson's fame in the 1st episode.
>>15228460
oh my goodness this is just too delicious
i almost pity that asshole for agreeing to replace clarkson
>>15228460
Maybe he'll off himself and the superior Chris can take over.
>>15228727
More like people just tuning in to see if it was a disaster.
this just keeps getting better and better.
>with not a friend in sight
>>15229012
One. Of. Us.
>>15228702
>sources indicate Evans is now going by the name of "Skaggs" and is currently living in a condemned tenement building in Croyden
I still haven;t watched the first one yet.
the only car thing yurop had going for it was top gear and now thats gone.
>>15228782
IN LOCAL NEWS
top gear host commits suicide after his show gets 10 views
>>15229042
I haven't watched the first, and judging from reviews I won't ever.
Shame really, it was the best thing on telly on Sundays
>>15229096
better than OP's youtube channel
>>15228460
This is tabloid garbage.
I mean fuck Chris Evans and all that, but this article is written so poorly and with so many speculative inferences it reads like an aliums article in the national enquirer.
>>15229174
The British "news" media pioneered clickbait in the 1800s.
>>15228460
>JeremyClarksonJamesMay&RichardHamondlaughingfor20years.mp4
>my
>face
>when
>>15228460
>"hits skids"
>"booze"
>Sipping chardonnay from a wine glass
>Browsing internet on his phone
>near his London home
>>15228460
I'm watching it right now but I'm cringing so hard.
They just launch into the same intro and go straight into some challenge like it's no big deal. They're trying to run the exact same Top Gear with this new asshole; it might have been salvageable had they used this as an opportunity to make some changes but this cunt is making the same old Stig jokes, acting like this is some sort of reboot 20 years later. They even have the same old lap times on the board. It's not the same fucking show anymore.
Then there is the way he's fucking shouting and spazzing out at the crowd the whole time getting everyone to shout along. It's fucking sickening.
Yes, I'm this mad. Fuck you.
>>15228702
>A FUCKING WHITE WINE
Fuck em.
If it was red it would be fine.
>>15230077
They rewrote the lap times. It's not clarkson's handwriting
>>15231022
>>15228471
Pride. He finally realises he is rubbish compared to the king Clarkson.
>>15228471
Pride isn't logical.
>>15231807
Says the basement dweller
>>15231824
What does that have to do with anything?
>>15231827
>no job
>still lives at home
>thinks his opinion on pride and adulthood has merit
One day you'll grow up. Or not.
>>15231831
I was saying pride can blind you to a situation regardless of evidence to the contrary.
>>15231802
>>15231807
>>15228471
Chris went into the show saying he was going to be better than the old cast, how they were going to breath new life in, blah blah etc.
He got fuckin Rekt.
That man's dignity is shattered, and he'll never recover from it
>>15231848
Get a job and stop jerking off to cartoons, NEET
>>15231831
>How to tell if someone still lives with their parents
>Still refers to anyone's parents' house as "home"
>>15228460
I'm upper class and successful for my age and still bum around my neighborhood drunk as fuck with liquor in hand. Don't see how him doing this means he's in a bad place. Sounds like a fun evening desu.
>trying this desperately hard to cling to your youth by dressing like a faggot member of U2
>>15228702
What's wrong with how he's dressed apart from the slightly tight jeans
>>15229108
You're a retard in that case
It was nowhere near as bad as /o/ made it out to be, main thing I noticed was the sound mixing went to shit, and I hope they come up with their own formula and stop trying to imitate the previous 3
>>15229108
>best thing on telly on Sundays
>not Antiques Roadshow
Oh cock
Good. Nu top shit deserves to fail. Can't believe the BBC thought this bullshit would fly. I haven't watched it, but I don't have to, to know it's shit.
>>15231893
>he thinks middle class is upper class
>>15231917
I would watch top gear when ever i could on BBC america and i love the old cast as any one else did.
But im gonna go ahead and throw this stone and i dont mean it to dog on yuropoors here in general but Evans is exactly what people here picture british people are like
Just like how were all fat trailer dwelling walmart shoppers to everyone over there, i cant watch the new Top Gear because of that living limey stereotype.
dat booty tho
>>15231881
all of my this
Really pisses me off too. Is my house not home?
>do you live at home anon?
Home? HAH! Of course not, I live at work! Bellend.
>>15233256
Brit here, I fully understand.
>>15229038
Haha it won't be long until Evans spends his nights shitposting about how his Top Gear is the best and Clarkson sucks.
What a fucking stupid thing to be upset about. They actually think they could ever live up to the trio?
When these three blokes are more entertaining while folding a box than the new presenter during your show, you know you've done fucked up BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>15228460
he is probably on 4chan
I'm sure we've all been there
>>15230077
>reboot 20 years later
new top gear is lame but to be fair the show only ended for a short period of time. I think the last season was in 2015??
>>15228460
>sitting outside of your house drinking one glass of wine out of a wine glass and reading the paper
banned in britain
>>15228460
Did any of the top gear America hosts fall this hard? I remember seeing that one guy on an episode of roadkill, he seemed to have it together
>>15228702
>A FUCKING WHITE WINE
>>15233593
no. Top Gear America is still going though. And it's not complete shit. Top Gear America knew what they were doing. They knew they couldn't match the original 3 so they didn't try. If it wasn't for Tanner sweeping all the driving challenges with no problem, Top Gear America would be more fun to watch.
>>15233645
Not him but is American Top Gear worth watching?
>>15233256
So much this
>>15233656
yes actually. They have their own chemistry. The show structure is entirely different and generally follows 1 of 2 formulas.
1: they're given a challenge to do and halfway through are allowed to modify their car for the challenge. A small break in the middle for something retarded.
Example episode: "Postal" (this is also the most recent episode having premiered a few days ago)
2: they're given a challenge and the winner of said challenge gets to drive and do a review of "insert desirable car here". Tanner, as a professional driver, ALWAYS wins these episodes no matter how retarded a car he picks.
Example episode: "80's power"
They know what they're good at and don't try to emulate anyone else.
apperently there are only 4 episodes planned to air this season
they cut the number of EPs in half and are canning the show
you heard it here first
>>15231893
the owls are not what they seem
>>15233926
I wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
>>15234338
>>15233926
That or it's a dry run and they're gonna pair it down to 3 hosts for later episodes.
>>15231893
>for my age
My sides.
>>15231893
>>15234394
>for my age
Under 19 detected.
>>15234389
If they were going to do that, they'd be giving screen time to the other guys a lot more often.
>>15228460
So basically it's turned into exactly the sort of shit show everyone figured it would
>US Top Gear is shit
>New UK top gear is shit
>all hopes now rest on TGT being not shit
>>15235112
>>all hopes now rest on TGT being not shit
>BBC is a government broadcasting corporation and Top Gear had no budget constraints there. At Amazon they're going to be constrained by ROI considerations.
BBC gave 1.5 million per episode. Amazon gives 250 million for the season so episodes can have unequal budgets but at least it is +7M episode.
One day in 2017, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. Now that Amazon Robot Cars delivers packages, TG will be the first ever passengers aboard the robot delivery cars. By combining both passengers and package deliveries, this fills gaps in cargo schedules and thus makes more profitable regular runs.
One day in 2018, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. Amazon Drone Delivery company wants to set a record for the biggest ever drone delivery in a segment of their show. The biggest Amazon Drone ever built will deliver one of TG's past project cars to customer Jay Leno who collects unique cars.
One day in 2019, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. He tells them wildly successful Blue Origin has cargo room and he offers TG a long leadtime project if they so want. Would they like to have a several episode series arc that only access to Blue Origin could give? Their episodes would air in 2020.
Episode X01 - The first ever commercial car space demonstration as TG drives the latest LaFerrari around on the surface of the moon. All delivered in a giant "amazon smile" faux delivery box by Amazon Drones. The box falls open and the driver takes LaFerrari on an excursion on the Moon's surface.
Episode X02 - LaFerrari hooning experiment on the moon's surface finally addresses all those questions from earthers wondering what's it like to hoon on the moon. The BBC doesn't have enough pull with Musk to get their cars onto the Moon.
These episodes spawn a whole series of connected educational episodes shown in american schools across the land on Prime.Education.Channel.One. It becomes the new PBS.
>>15235322
The Ferrari wouldn't start on the moon. There's no atmosphere, and therefore no air to begin the combustion process.
Replace the Ferrari with a Tesla, and it would be believable.
>>15235596
Teslas replacing lunar rovers confirmed.
>>15235596
>The Ferrari wouldn't start on the moon. There's no atmosphere, and therefore no air to begin the combustion process.
Their shows always have mods. One of the mods is to add an oxygen bottle. The other trick that would work with the occasional raunchy jokers of the show is that one of the bottles would have bottled farts (from cows). Then they would be able to perform both the wild&crazy and educational ass-pects of the show that made the earlier version famous.
Importantly, the zanyness would make it all time memorable.
>meanwhile on women beater daily
>>15235322
>>15235596
>>15235663
Before the show started, registered viewers on PRIME would be able to visit the Amazon store to vote on which optional parts would be used with LaFerrari on the Moon. The debates on their forums would be pretty intense. It' be interesting if some schools were selected to compete in the final decision process too.
>>15231929
The format of the show is still pretty good and the cars are cool, but the cast is pretty bad. It went from 3 friends with an obvious passion for cars to Chris Evans compensating for LeBlanc's total lack of energy for an hour.
>>15235322
>LaFerrari
>Not electric conversion Reliant.
>Car rolls at the slightest turn.
>>15235596
just inject nitrous
there is your oxidizer
>>15236269
nitrous oxide*
>>15235663
>>15235683
There's also the fact that even if you could rig up the Ferrari to start from a few oxygen bottles, it would overheat quickly because there's no air to go through the radiators.
>>15228460
How long until he wraps his 250 GT around a tree?
>>15236739
Kek, hopefully soon.
>>15229174
>This is tabloid garbage.
Of course it is. The "dailymail.co.uk" didn't give it away?
>>15236330
What if we just get a lot of air
And on that bombshell . Piss me right the fuck off they just can't be the same and they know it
>>15236330
That's why it would be a great series of programs to get the various educational institutions to cooperate and then TG would implement the experiment. That would deal with problems like getting rid of waste heat. The show and Prime would get huge exposure and word of mouth as well. Even the you know who head guy of the former competing program would be compelled to subscribe to Prime and maybe even start ordering his Chardonnay thru Amazon.
>>15236752
>What if we just get a lot of air
There is a type of radiative heat pipe they can use which doesn't require atmosphere.
>>15236269
Daily reminder to neck yourself ;^)
>>15239419
>daily
>doesn't remind it daily
>>15229758
That pic is the creepiest thing I've seen all week, and that's saying a lot considering I've been playing The Forest all week.
