>TFW I do 60 on the interstate and I stay in the left lane
>TFW I drive a v8 so passing shitboxes is effortless
>>15226323
>TFW i drive a turbo rotary so passing v8s is effortless
>>15226647
>TFW I drive a not dorito engine so maintenance is effortless
>>15226653
>tfw I am a rotary mechanic with a lifetime of apex seals
>>15226294
>tfw I read this and instantly know OP is a fag who can't drive for shit
>>15226669
no, you're just a NEET loser who can only speak in memes
>>15226653
>TFW i drive a rotary and maintenance is really effortless.
>>15226323
>>15226647
>>15226653
>>15226669
>>15226685
>>15226695
>TFW I drive a turbo dohc 5 cyl so you can all suck my nodger while I effortlessly pass everyone else after I perform all my maintenance with zero effort and my engine noise makes you orgasm
>>15226712
>TFW I don't own a car, so I have to walk everywhere
>>15226726
>TFW i own a kia which is the same as not owning a car
>>15226294
>TFW I'm a Hyundai mechanic making 200k a year with a 12 inch dick.
>>15226742
>Tfw i have an average dick and my VTEC kicks in..
>>15226712
5 cylinder is cuck
>tfw I ride the bus past all the wagecucks paying for gas :^)
>>15226653
you clearly don't do you own maintenance you fucking retard
rotary maintenance is much easier than piston engine, you just have to do it more often.
>>15226294
>tfw haven't seen that movie
>>15228080
Fucking your mom is easier than getting a gf but I have to do it more often.
>>15226647
funniest joke I've heard in a while
>>15226294
WITNESSED
>>15228113
You should, it's unironically good.
>>15226294
>tfw i pass you on the right even though its technically illegal
ILL PASS YOU ON THE SHOLDER GOING SO FAST DUDE
THAT LAST THING YOUR GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WIZ BY YOU AT 100+ IS WILL MY SHITBOX GET CHEWED UP BY THE SEMI TRUCK TO MY RIGHT WHEN HIS WAKE TAKES ME
>tfw I drive a V6 Acura TL?
>>15228638
I dont know do you?
>>15226294
>tfw what youre doing is illegal
>>15226294
No matter how many times I honk at you guys as I pass you types you also give the stupidest fucking looks like you did nothing wrong holy fuck.
>>15228919
>speed limit is 65
>go exactly 65 on the farthest left lane
Wow, why is everyone so angry? I'm going the speed limit. :^)
>>15230235
Yes, but you're being an asshole by doing so, and in some states -- as I understand it -- you're also breaking the law. It's obstructing the flow of traffic and is seen generally as a douchebag move for that reason.
>>15226712
*thumbs up*
