You're at a stop light, Scotty Kilmer rolls up in his Mustang
>hey kid your engine sounds like shit, I can hear the rods knocking, thats what you get for not doing the oil yourself. Also nice Chinese tyres you faggot
How do you respond?
>>15215930
Least it's not some muscle car wannabe.
Rev up my engine
>>15215930
I rev up my engine
>>15215930
Tip muh MAGA and continue to browse whatever form degeneracy is open on my phone
Smoke him in my yellow banana-car.
>>15215930
If you can't tell that my tires are made in America, why should I even hear you out on any mechanical advice?
>"Rods? Are you retarded?"
>brap away and laugh at his torque
>>15216041
I thought radials were a meme
>>15216053
Radials? my tires? I need grip to distribute Wankel power.
>>15216041
>>brap away and laugh at his torque
>>15215930
>How do you respond?
My passenger pulls out a syringe squirter full of brake fluid.
>>15215930
1. Scotty Kilmer would never say that
so this thread is invalid
Laugh at his shitty wheels, stock suspension, and convertible.
>>15216041
you're going to falsely imagine your compression ratio getting higher as you increase your RPM?
k brah
I'd wait for his shitty compression fittings to blow out while he rolls away with no brakes.
scotty actually leaves near me
>>15217692
Do you rev up your engine when you drive by his house?
>>15217692
oh really? does he do that regularly? when does he come back?
>>15217703
no it's a quiet white neighborhood
>>15217709
yes man it's a doggy dog world
>>15215930
Start talking about torsion bar cranking and watch him go into conniptions
>>15215930
Tell him that Mercedes-Benz is a fantastic brand and drive off as he loses his shit.
>>15217745
Have you ever had him fix your car? I imagine it's a long waiting list to get him to look at your car.
>>15217692
>>15217745
SCOTTY LIVES IN MONTROSE
ANON CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT
>>15215930
>nah scotty, these are dual overhead cams, modern technology unlike your pigfat pushrods
>>15218169
People really got assblasted over that video, but scotty admits they're great to drive, its just that they have issues with planned obsolescence and significantly above average maintenance costs. Like he said, there's a reason the resale value tends to be very low, and its because of that.
I don't think its a stretch to say the people that watch his videos are people who want to minimize the cost of car maintenance and repairs, and buying a Mercedes isn't typically going to be your best option.
>>15217745
It's a snoop doggy dog world
>>15215930
>he won't say shit when he sees the kenne bell sticker
>on my termi
>>15215930
>Oh shit is this the Corvette you had in your intro?
I'd tell him about this youtube channel I found for automotive diagnostics that I think would really help him out and then leave.
>>15215930
But that would be completely incorrect. I'd probably just roll up my window and ignore him.
>>15216254
Wat
>>15215930
>tyres
>>15217745
Its dog eat dog world anon not doggy fog world.
>engine sounds like shit
My big block LS1 can still kick your stang's ass
>not doing oil yourself
You think I would let lnoth mechanic anywhere near my baby?
>chinese tires
Pure american muscle faggot
>>15220077
>big block ls1
Wanna know how I know you don't have an LS1?
laughing_scotty_kilmer.jpg
>>15220082
Corvette C4's come standard with LS1s
>>15220094
You don't fucking say.
>>15220094
>C4
>standard with LS1s
>big block LS1s
I feel I've become slightly dumber interacting with you.
>>15220094
LT1
>>15220077
>big block
>LS1
Pick only one
Hey Scotty I thought you would recognize your moms car
>>15215930
"I could have a rod go through the block and still smoke your bitch ass when the hoses you clamped wrong snap"
Then i burn up my shitty chinese tyres because they cost nothing and laugh away
>>15215930
I would be too busy dealing with all of the codes that my GLS throws to notice him.
>>15215930
Wipe his saliva off my face and drive off.
>>15220108
Bitches don't know what they have.
>"Yeah, my C4 has a LS1 in it"
>walks away
