>>15215814
pour a gallon of two stroke oil in the gas tank

>>15215814
Do the work and get paid. Then laugh later when his car sounds stupid.

>How do I react to this /o/?
By fucking his girlfriend. You should already have no respect for him, now seal the deal. Do shoddy work, overcharge, fuck his GF, borrow money from him, then tell him to fuck off.
>this could have all been avoided had he better taste in automotive modifications.

>>15215902

This is the only logical solution

>>15215902
kekked

>>15215814
Maybe just be a good carbro and help the fucker? Intakes sound cool at least so why even question doing it? Teach him how to do stuff and eventually he'll get better automotive taste.

what's wrong with cold air intakes?

If he's a good friend, show him how to do it and have some beers, who cares what car it is. If he's just a "friend" tell him to shoot you a few bucks.

>>15216777
Nothing. It's a meme thread.

>>15216777
98% of the time it doesn't do anything

>>15216777
Nothing if they are actually taking in air from the front of the car (like an oem airbox). The majority of them do nothing because they are in the fucking engine bay where it's 400 degrees.

You tell him "hey bud, listen, fuck this cold air intake, I know a great mod you can do. Ready? Ok. Sell this shitty posermobile and get a fuckin V8, I'll definitely help you with that."

>>15217187
The SRIs are in the engine bay, CAIs tend to be in fenders.

>>15216828
This. Never thought I'd agree with you, but all of you shitlords posting against it forget that the spirit of /o/ is in wrenching and enjoying each others company. Who gives a fuck if his mod doesn't add any benefit.