ITT: Presidential candidates as cars
Drawings or real life examples work
Go
>>15208927
George Bush.
>>15208927
bernie
>>15208927
Christie
Trump
Hillary
>>15209024
No. This is Trump
>>15209714
reminder
>>15209726
BTFO!!
>Bermie
Worshiped by millenials as the answer to all our problems, problems which will be fixed by government spending (subsidies to Tesla) and if elected, will probably not follow through on many of their promises, and people will ultimately be disappointed with the real thing once elected (poor build quality/interiors)
>Trump
Seen on the opposite end as the next big thing, the candidate that will 'Make America Great Again' (GT86 will save driving), people will again be disappointed by promises that have already been proven impossible to follow through (200hp) with or proposed legislation that will be rejected by a congress united against the presidency (Toyota refusing to make an improved GT86 despite Subaru debuting performance oriented concepts)
>Hillary
Old people demographic that will probably win because she's such an unambitious moderate (One of the best selling cars on the road), people will end up voting for her because she's safe, even if that means another term of general stagnation (reliability reputation)
>>15209726
>nu gear
>>15209806
>Hillary
>moderate
>>15209806
No anon, this is Hillary
>>15209821
Hillary is liberal moderate, look at her official stances on her website.
Too bad she's a crook, the definitive politician stereotype.
>>15209806
>(200hp)
You mean 205hp ;^)
>>15209714
No. A Yugo fits Trump. It has no substance and the only way anyone could possibly like one is on an emotional level
>>15209024
>actual communist car
top fuckin bait m9 ur a cheeky bugger ill give u that
>>15211851
>actual communist car
>>15211347
>can only like on an emotional level
t. libtard
>>15212090
none of his policies are workable and the man wants you to think he can run the country like one of his businesses. which btw have all failed. Trump is a terrible businessman and an even worse human bean
>>15212110
Whatever you say senpai :3
>>15212110
>Trump inherits 200 million from father
>Current net worth is at least 4.5 billion
>never ran a successful business
>tfw BernieBot was unable to turn a $30,000 feminist history degree into a successful carer and ended up in debt
>>15212217
>buy new york real estate
>lease out room for offices and apartments
>buy famous golf courses
>buy a winery
also see, Generic Make Money Plan
he just had a few million to start off the entire thing, so of course he'd make more money
but when it comes time to
>actually run a successful business that doesn't have to do with just occupying a piece of ground
he shits the bed, every time
He'd have more money now if he never touched his inheritance.
His "Trump University" was a Scientology-esque scam.
He's had 7 lawsuits over sexual harassment and rape.
And he's not worth 4.5 billion. Just BARELY over 4 billion.
http://www.eonline.com/news/667351/donald-trump-not-worth-9-billion-says-forbes-find-out-presidential-hopeful-s-real-net-worth
and every single business he's had a hand in has declared bankruptcy. Multiple times.
He's a terrible businessman.
everyone running for us presidency are assholes
pic related
>>15211347
>>15211573
you guys missing the joke or am I just overthinking it?
>>15212288
In otherword no matter how much he fails, he can still win
>>15209726
seeing them reuse this wall infuriates me
the fact that an audience showed up to watch this shit infuriates me
>>15212319
>how much he fails, he can still win
only by never actually doing anything. That doesn't make him a good businessman. It just makes him fortunate to own land that makes money. Not one of his businesses has ever been successful.
He makes money being a landlord, not as a businessman.
>>15212288
>Occupying a piece of ground
Sounds like he's fit for office then.
>>15212319
interesting choice of words considering the guy who predicted Trump was going to win in a landslide back in the middle of last year when everyone still thought he was a joke candidate just wrote this book.
>>15212319
no, because one day the island of new york will be underwater because of rising sea levels, but he's so old he doesn't care
basically his dad set him up so that even his own stupidity won't set him back, even though he keeps trying harder and harder
trump owns real estate in the most expensive part of the world, which is a no brainer
his dad started out as a carpenter and rose to become a true self-made man
his dad would have made a good president, but his son is a little asshole
why else do you send your kid to military school? because they're a pain in the ass and need some discipline
>>15212333
nope.
His economic policies will drive us 4 trillion dollars further into debt
His social policies are deplorable and have horrible consequences for all involved
His foreign policy is downright retarded.
a LOT of what he says is impossible to do or completely un-American and against the very constitution.
>>15212367
The U.S. has been in economic and social decay for decades if you control for the tech boom. Something needs to change.
>>15212367
yeah in a time where the whole world is more close-knit than it has ever been, the last thing we need is a hateful asshole who only wants to mobilize morons for the sake of his own ego
>>15212110
>Drumpf had 4 businesses go bankrupt!!!1!!
>he's an idiot and a terrible businessman!!!1!!!1!
>*hits vape*
>#feelthebern
>>15212397
Who does Trump hate? Illegal immigrants? Radical Muslim terrorists? Who else?
>>15212388
by every measurable statistic, we're still FAR FAR FAR ahead of anyone else
maybe if we STARTED FUCKING WORKING TOGETHER we'd have better progress but electing another businessman isn't the answer (food for thought, the last businessman we elected was Bush)
but for the moment, the only two countries who can even hold a candle to our prowess are china and germany, and china oppresses their population too much to ever rise to our level
>>15212407
>Who else?
women. people with less money then him. reporters who point out his lies.
>>15212413
Who's going to get us to work together? Hillary? She's just going to be Obama 2.0
Bernie? The establishment hates him even more than they hate Trump. Trump is the only independent with cross cross party appeal.
>>15212418
He hates women and poor people? What makes you think that? He does hate the media. So do I.
>>15212407
he hates pretty much everyone except himself
>>15212418
>people with less money then him
So everybody on earth except like 50 people?
Good. At least then it's an even playing field.
Trump
>Built billion dollar business
>Became a non-political celebrity on his own (no producer promoter shit)
Every politician ever
>Collected a government paycheck for their entire lives
>No accomplishments what so ever
>>15212434
Trump says love more than any politician in history. He's also raised a bunch of great kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXj_yrEkFJI
Trump is any car pretending to be hot shit but actually being complete garbage. A coal rolling brotruck from the 80s for instance. The retard driving it thinks he is the fucking man when in fact he's a cunt ruining everyone's day
>>15212447
Trump
>inherited a couple hundred million dollars
>bought some land
>charges out the ass to lease and rent his land
Every politician ever
>literally wrote the book of laws that holds every nation together and keeps us from descending into anarchy
>>15212462
>Modern '''''''''''politicans'''''''''''
>Wrote the book of laws
>>15212418
>Trump is literally Hitler
>>15212450
>i love my country
because i profit from the idiots
>i love building buildings
because it's all i know how to do
>i love my company
because it gives me the cash and legal ability to sue the fuck out of anyone
>i love x
now vote for me
i can say i love anything, doesn't mean i do. but if someone told me i just had to say i love everything to get where i needed to, i'd probably do it
>>15212479
can make more profit hiring chinese mate
>>15212471
that anon said every politician ever
there have been A LOT of politicians over the years
crazy thing is, the world is still here
>>15212476
He's close that's for sure
>>15212479
> i i i i i
>>15211347
>>15212110
>>15212288
>>15212305
>>15212330
>>15212357
>>15212367
>>15212413
>>15212434
>>15212418
>>15212462
Didn't realize /o/ was full of so many cucks
>>15212489
he already does
>>15212479
Except Trump's life is replete with examples of him supporting the ideas and people he says he loves.
>>15212494
>lol look at me I'm using buzzwords xD
Your average Trump supporter people
>>15212503
the word buzzword is a buzzword
>>15212494
says the guy who wants to suckle on trumps penis just so he can say it happened
>>15212507
please stop projecting your degenerate fantasies onto salt of the earth Trump supporters
>>15212407
>Radical Muslim terrorists?
No. Trump, moron that he is, thinks ALL Muslims are terrorists.
>>15212424
>Hillary? She's just going to be Obama 2.0
No she won't. That would be Bernie.
>Trump is the only independent
He's running as a Republican dipshit. NO ONE like Trump. By contrast everyone likes Bernie.
>>15212494
Brain dead millenials with 30k in debt for their degree in SJW studies at cuck university.
>>15212515
More amazing arguments from Trump fans everyone
>Trumpcucks btfo
I always feel bad since you have to have legit mental issues to support the guy but goddamn is it hilarious
>>15212503
Trump supporters pretty much exclusively say cuck. I've noticed it's mostly Berniefags that spew buzzwords (like the SJWs with their gender neutral pronouns and shit)
>>15212515
the usa is already the greatest nation that will ever exist on earth, ever. the only thing greater would be if we unified into a single state
>>15212512
Please show me a quote of Trump saying that all Muslims are terrorists. Or is it just something you read in a Huffpost editorial?
I want trump to win
just to see what happens
>>15212522
I can see it now.
You're a fat, smelly loser who hates God Emperor Trump for no reason other than
>omg he's literally Hitler! He's racist!
>I need to get to a designated safe space because words hurt!
>>15212512
>No. Trump, moron that he is, thinks ALL Muslims are terrorists.
No he doesn't. He wants to ban refugees because a large percentage of them are actually terrorists. Also the idea that muslim extremists are a small minority of Islam is a myth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmc-kPYayYA
>No she won't. That would be Bernie.
No, Bernie would be even worse.
>By contrast everyone likes Bernie.
what planet are you living on? Bernie is a piece of shit to any white person who has ever had a real job. http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/bernie-sanders-the-bum-who-wants-your-money/
>>15212538
The man has said he plans to ban all muslims from coming in period.
>>15212547
I don't recall that being what you said. So does he actually think that all Muslims are terrorists?
>>15212540
>>15212540
i'm not really a conspiracy type of guy, but i wouldn't be surprised if trump ran just to put down the legitimate republicans (Kasich, Paul) just so Clinton could have a clean shot at the office
it's already a well-known fact that they have a long history together
how funny would it be if clinton secures the nomination, and trump just turns into a quiet murmur so there is zero resistance to make clinton president
then we see a shit show of surveillance legislation, awful micromanaging social programs, and 'little man' environmental ideas that would corner the population into a little nook
>>15212541
More top arguments. Are you actually Trump? You act just like him on Twitter when someone says something he doesn't like.
>>15212568
I hadn't ruled that out until recently. He's been bringing up some serious shit with regard to both Clintons lately that no friend would bring up. Trump's already hitting Clinton much harder than Bernie ever did and he only just started on her.
>>15212546
>Bernie has less personal wealth than other running politicians
>ZOMG HE'S A BUM!
>>15212579
Did you read the article I linked? He has a couple good ideas but overall he's a fucking loser.
>>15212572
So who do you support? Bernie or the criminal?
>>15212575
well, when clinton wins even though she has really no recognizable demographic aside from black people and feminists, i'm gonna say i told you so
>>15212590
Nobody since I'm not even Murrifat, thank fuck.
>>15212594
Clinton's biggest selling point is that she's not Donald Trump. I still think Trump will win but if he does it will be close and the nastiest campaign the country has ever seen.
>>15212599
then you better pay more attention to this election than anyone
ever hear of NATO? yeah, the agreement that says if we're going into war, YOU'RE COMING WITH US
>>15212611
which is fine for yurocucks since 99.9% of NATO's military weight is carried by the U.S. and we get nothing in return
>>15212601
>Clinton's biggest selling point is that she's not Donald Trump
oh god this
anything is better than Trump
>>15212621
She actually just completely changed her campaign strategy from "I have a vagina" to "Trump is scary!" and I think it's going to work for her.
>>15212599
I had completely forgot that about a month ago I came to the conclusion that a good chunk of Trump detractors are either foreign or under 18.
>>15212636
Russians are the only ones in G20 who said they would vote for Trump over Hillary or Bernie when surveyed.
>>15212636
This. That same demographic makes up about half of Bernie supporters, which is why he got his ass kicked by Hillary even though everyone seemed to love him
>>15212636
>I had completely forgot that about a month ago I came to the conclusion that a good chunk of Trump detractors are either foreign or under 18.
I came to a conclusion that anyone with a properly working brain doesnt like Trump
>>15212618
>we get nothing in return
except you know, complete global hegemony
>>15212636
So why does 87% of American blacks and 75% of American latinos detest him? You are delusional as fuck if you actually believe everyone thinks Trump is great
>>15212582
>He has a couple good ideas
which is more than can be said for any of the other candidates
>>15212647
There are many good reasons to prefer Hillary or Trump. There are many good reasons to hate Hillary or Trump. Anyone with a working brain can see this.
>>15212647
>anyone that disagrees with my enlightened, intellectual beliefs is stupid
>>15212664
Bernie is literally a communist. His good ideas don't even come close to making up for his bad ones.
ITT: /r/politics VS. /pol/
>>15212665
Hillary has pretty much no charisma and her corporate ties are disgusting, although very common in the US. How that shit is still not banned is beyond me.
Trump meanwhile is a racist, idiot, has no experience, is a liar, can't handle critizism, has no idea idea how laws work and wants to commit war crimes.
Pretty easy to see who is worst.
>>15212673
>look at me, i have no idea what communism is
He's a socialist, which is not the same, not even close even though Fox News droolies think so
>>15212682
>Trump is a racist
opinion discarded right off the bat
>has no experience
as opposed to Hillary's experience in destabilizing countries in the middle east?
>is a liar
like Hillary?
>can't handle "critizism"
Trump responds to his criticism. Hillary just laughs at and lies in response to hers.
>He's a socialist, which is not the same, not even close even though Fox News droolies think so
Yeah Bernie is a "democratic socialist" like Trump is a conservative.
http://nypost.com/2016/01/16/dont-be-fooled-by-bernie-sanders-hes-a-diehard-communist/
>>15212599
>Coming to an American website
>Complaining about Americans
>Being this buttblasted over another countries politics
wew lad, check yourself
>>15212695
>being this fucking stupid
Enjoy trump, you retards deserve him
>>15212705
you seem to have made a mistake when you clicked post because this is not an argument
>>15212697
4chan is owned by a jap tho
>>15212682
he's not even a socialist, he just wants more social programs
i mean fuck, i never realized how stupid our population was when people offered them a chance at free healthcare and free college and they turned it down because they don't understand how much government waste there is, and how much cash would be freed up if we stopped jerking off big corporations
it would be a HUGE return on investment
country with the biggest gdp and biggest military now has a population that is not only educated and healthy, but also free of college and medical debt
i mean look at what happened with GM and Chrysler, everyone said it would be awful to bail them out but then we did and now we have awesome Corvettes/Camaros/Vipers/Challengers, but we also got ALFA ROMEO AND FIAT!
>>15212676
Seriously, what was going through your mind when you decided to save this image?
>>15212714
>
country with the biggest gdp and biggest military now has a population that is not only educated and healthy, but also free of college and medical debt
>i mean look at what happened with GM and Chrysler, everyone said it would be awful to bail them out but then we did and now we have awesome >Corvettes/Camaros/Vipers/Challengers, but we also got ALFA ROMEO AND FIAT!
what did he mean by this
>>15212647
Anyone with a proper working brain doesn't like trump, but will vote for him anyways just to watch him pussy out and become another unremarkable one-term status quo preserver.
>the people will remember me for temporary reductions in millitary spending and infrastructure projects!
>"no we won't"
>>15212716
>what was going through your mind when you decided to save this image?
>says the nigger that saved furshit
>>15212716
I did it for Kek. Kek is worth it. I will endure any and all suffering if it so pleases almighty Kek. PRAISE KEK
>>15212719
tax money spent well can have great returns
>>15212720
I am voting for Trump in the hopes he will either deport every illegal shown in these videos or start a race war or both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qpQjoBKY8
>>15212722
Trump will put anime pedos like you on the other side of the wall
Being a furry is a proud american pasttime the settlers learned from the natives before you were born.
*tips coon cap*
>>15212730
except chrysler is owned by fiat dummy
>>15212736
>>15212738
remember to yiff in hell
>>15212712
Hiro is sort of American though, he went to college here. And this site was founded by an American, then stayed American for 11 years until g00k bought it, which didn't really change anything anyway
>>15212711
There is point in posting arguments when someone is this fucking retarded. How you can even spot the difference between the brake and gas pedal is beyond me.
>>15212743
t. summerfag
I'm the King of /o/. Fuck off.
>>15212732
>>15212736
pretty much proves that Trump supporters are mental fuckups
>>15212747
not an argument
>>15212748
>AYOO HOL UP!
>>15212751
liberalism is the mental disorder
there is literally no good reason to be a liberal
>>15212512
Kys.
If you hate freedom and love muzzies we can swap our citizenship.
>>15212739
Fiat has been working politically to move their headquarters from Italy to Detroit, which would officially make Fiat, Lancia, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, and Ferrari, American.
>>15212705
You don't even have any legit arguments against Trump other than
>I don't like him! Wahh! Wahh!
>>15212753
There is no argument in existence that will reach your brain anyway. Just google what a communist is before spewing more brainpuke on your keyboard
>>15212748
who are you
>namefag king of /o/
lol, i bet you don't even own a helmet
>>15212761
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-fiat-us-idUSBRE94F11O20130516
>>15212762
I just named 7.
>>15212763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZL3axcwDz8
>>15212772
SO YOU BE SAYIN??!!
>>15212776
okay
>>15212770
And they are all false / blatantly incorrect
>>15212719
>Educated
There's a problem there, anon. A large portion of the people who can't afford education can't benefit from it either. Give them tertiary and they'll squander it without a good foundation, especially since the requirements of a degree in tertiary assume you received a foundation in a mix of generic subjects and retained it, all of it, like 100% of it actually mattered, from basic math to formal essays and highly specific bibliography formats. Moreso, you're often expected to be at a specific level, or you get remedial classes. Which level you're at depends on your district, parents, whatever, or you go take remedial classes and the feds might not want to cover those.
We would do well to learn from countries that are actually better educated and apply similar curricula to grade school instead of common core shit and other trash born of NIH syndrome before flinging every black drop out and homeschooled autist into college.
>>15212763
>he did it again
Honestly man. I'm curious as to what makes trump such a horrible candidate, but all I'm seeing is the words retard and racist typed angrily. Guess I'm still a trump supporter, maybe you could have changed my mind if you had an argument
>>15212780
>I WAZ KANG OF /o/ N' SHIIET
>>15212771
>posting propaganda from some tard who doesnt know what hes talking about
>believing propaganda from some tard who doesnt know what hes talking about
retard confirmed
these are Trumpfags everyone
>>15212787
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my money, you little cis? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my understanding post-modernism class, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on DGR women, and I have over 300 confirmed sex changes. I am trained in feminist harassing and I’m the top assaulter in the Trans activist community. You are nothing to me but just another cis. I will wipe you the fuck out with dazzling shallow critiques the likes of which has never been seen before in this country, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me out on my misogyny over the Internet? Think again, cis. As we speak I am contacting my Trans activist friends and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fish raid, fucker. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your laydee peen. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can under privilege you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my walking-around in women's clothes. Not only am I extensively trained in assaulting groups of women as a biological male, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the online harassment dox dropping community and I will use it to its full extent to "suicide" your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little boy. If only you could have known what righteous self-defense your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have checked your fucking privilege. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cis scum. I will shit gender identity all over you and you will drown in it. Fucking die cis scum.
>>15212780
that picture has been posted twice in the past 20 min
for the 'king of /o/' you aren't very good at this
looks like summer is starting early
>>15212790
>facts are for retards!
liberals everyone
>>15212796
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>15212798
>he believes that video
oh I am laughing
>>15212791
>literally BTFO
>>15212798
facts are spooks
proof is a spook
nothing is real except going fast
>>15212798
>biased opinions presented as facts by a YT nobody is all the proof I need
I can't even comprehend that anyone can be this stupid
>>15212766
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danbigman/2014/01/13/at-2014-detroit-auto-show-chrysler-fiat-ceo-marchionne-hints-company-will-move-hq-to-u-s/#392ab6f11570
>>15212798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZXbG5gvoC0
Watching Bill Clinton talk about immigration in 1995/1996 was the first time I considered the possibility that liberals today are literally batshit crazy
>>15212806
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
>>15212791
>>15212800
reported for spam. Yiff in hell, kind of /o/
>>15212809
thats not how you stirnerpost faglord
>>15212804
>>15212813
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_Sweden
pat yourselves on the backs guys you are so progressive. really great people :^)
>>15212820
Reported for announcing report
>>15212800
Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
>>15212826
reporting you for announcing your report of the anon announcing report
>>15212820
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Special Ed, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the candy drawer, and I have over 300 confirmed gold stars. I am trained in gorilla conversation and I'm the top crafter in the entire US education system. You are nothing to me but just another conversation doll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Johnson School Gym and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit spaghetti all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>15212843
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
>>15212852
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the League of Shadows, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The mob, and I have beaten over 300 confirmed criminals. I am trained in ninjitsu and I’m the top detective in Gotham You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with wearing hockey pads? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am using my secret network of sonar phones across the city and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat the shit out of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tangerine. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Lucious Fox and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Im the goddamn Batman.
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This is higher quality posting than any of the politics going on in this thread. Keep it up boys
>>15212822
>meming
>not being serious
>>15212814
its seems like we were both wrong, they moved to the UK
http://actualinfo.site/2016/02/03/official-headquarters-of-fiat-chrysler-is-no-longer-in-turin/
>>15212860
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I'm the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
>>15212872
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
>>15212879
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you rebel scum? I'll have you know I was the last Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, and I started the Clone Wars, and I have over 300 controlled solar sectors. I am trained in the Dark Side of the Force and I'm the top Sith in the entire Galactic Empire. Your planet is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe it the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the holonet? Think again, Jedi. As we speak I am contacting my apprentice from across the galaxy and your rebel base is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 501st, Jedi scum. The 501st that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rebel base. You're fucking dead, Jedi. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my lightsaber. Not only am I extensively trained in Dark Side combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the galactic imperial stormtroopers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" destruction of my Death Star was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have retreated your fucking X wing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn rebel. I will shoot lightning all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jedi.
>>15212885
What the bong did you just fucking say about me, you little stoner? I'll have you know I smoked the most ganja in my class at Washington State University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the fridge when I get the munchies, and I have over 420 confirmed puffs. I am trained in lighting blunts in the rain and I'm the top stoner in the entire city of Seattle. You are nothing to me but just another joint. I will light you up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words bro. You think you can get away with selling that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dealers across the USA and your strain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crop. You're fucking baked, kid. I can smoke anywhere, anytime, and I can smoke blunts you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-hand smoking, but I have access to the entire hydroponic greenhouse of the Northwest and I will use it to its full extent to get high as a kite. I will spray bong water all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking blazed, officer.
>>15212891
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker
>>15212896
What in the Lord's name did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in the Baptist religion and I'm the top missionary in the entire Christian world. You are nothing to me but another infidel. I will teach you the word of God with the largest gospel choir that has ever been seen, mark my words. You think you can get away with rejecting Christ? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pastors and priests across the USA and you're going to be forced to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, so you better prepare for your baptism, sir. The baptism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call atheism. You're Christian soon, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred languages, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in reciting the bible from memory, but I have access to the entire literature of the Archdiocese of the Americas and I will use it to its full extent to bring you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the existence of God. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamned sinner. I will teach Christianity all over you and you will drown in it. You'll be a believer soon, kiddo.
>>15212908
What in the name of science did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Evolutionary Quantum Physics, and I have over 300 featured publications. I am trained in the Theory of Evolution and I'm the top scholar in the entire scientific world. You are nothing to me but another non thinker. I will teach you the Evolution of the human genome with the largest amount of scientific proof that has ever been seen; mark my words. You think you can get away with still believing in God? Think again, bigot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of top scientists and scholars across the USA and you're going to be forced to accept science and reason, so you better prepare for your awakening, sir. The awakening that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call christianity. You'll be educated soon, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can recite by name over seven hundred common ancestors of man, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in scientific debate, but I have access to the entire literature of the University of Cambridge and I will use it to its full extent to bring you into Atheism, you little Jesus lover. If only you could have known what retribution your belief system was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged Atheism. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamned christian. I will teach the Theory of Evolution all over you and you will drown in it. You'll be an Atheist soon, kiddo
>>15212913
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>15212918
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
>>15212920
What the freak did you just flipping say about me, you little Apostate? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Seminary, and I’ve been involved in numerous splits with the Elders, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Commitment Pattern and I was the top converter in the entire Church. You are nothing to me but just another unfaithful servant. I will dust my feet at you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before upon the face of the Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that "anti" stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, brother. As we speak I am contacting my sacred network of Danites across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the brimstone, maggot. The brimstone that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flipping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cast you out in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the laying on of hands, but I have access to the Signs and Tokens of the Holy Temple and I will use them to their full extent to smite your miserable kiester all the way to Kolob, you little turd. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would not have spoken ill of the Lord's Anointed. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stinking idiot. I will let Satan's water wash over you and you will drown in it. You’re flipping dead, kiddo.
>>15212932
What the fuck did you just fucking say about The Beatles you fucking mod? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my media class studying Hard Day's Night, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret gigs with Paul McCartney, and I have over 300 bootlegged Beatles' records. I am trained in George's riffs and I’m the top fan in the entire Beatles' fan club. You are nothing to me but just another The Who fan. I will play you the fuck off with a Day Tripper riff the likes of which has never been seen before on even the Ed Sullivan show, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about The Beatles over the Internet? Think again, rocker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Beatles tribute bands across the Beatles' fan club and our Epiphone Casinos are being played right now so you better prepare for the festival, maggot. The festival that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call The Who. You’re fucking Phillip Spector, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I own Bootlegs of their recordings in over seven hundred takes, and that’s just the White Album. Not only am I extensively trained in John Lennon's one-liners, but I have access to the entire tablature of the Beatles' discography and I will play it to its full extent to rock your miserable ass back to the USSR, you little shit. If only you could have known what fabulous retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying for tickets, you goddamn mod. I will play From Me To You and you will drum to it. You’re fucking less popular than Jesus, kiddo
>samefag spamming copy pastas
What a try hard sunmerfag
>>15212936
What the faggot did you just fucking troll about me, newfag? I'll have you know that I am the top graduate of Internet Fag Lords Anon, and I have been involved in numerous Internet Raids, and I have delivered over 4189 confirmed trolls. I am trained in raiding bitches and I am the top troller in the entire 4Chan /b/ Community. You are nothing to me but another newfag, and I will not hesitate to bitch at you until you feel like you must fight me IRL, you cock monging whore. You think you can get away with exploiting the fact that I'm only an internet warrior? Think again, assclown. As we speak, I am contacting my hacker friends and they are already tapping into your faggot ass iPhone, so you better prepare for the hacking. The hacking that viruses your bitch iPhone you call a fucking real piece of technology. You're fucking trolled, newfag. I can anon anywhere, anytime, and I troll in over seven hundred ways, and that's just while I'm on my Android. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling and bitching, but I have access to the entire 9Fag and Raddit Communities and I will use them to their fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little newfag. If only you could have known what ungodly fag lording your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking broswag. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you newfag piece of shit. I will rage fury all over you and you will lag in it. You're fucking trolled, newfag.
>>15212946
What the iOS did you just say about Apple, you little Android? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in business marketing, and I've been involved in numerous lawsuit investigations in Apple, and I have over 300 confirmed iPhone sales. I am trained in Phone warfare and I'm the top businessman in the entire US cell phone company business. You are nothing to me but just another jailbreaker. I will outsell you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to jailbreak around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret Facetime network of geeks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your gigabytes and gives me all your money. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you from jailbreaking in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in selling iPhones, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Apple Products and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire monthly plan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to jailbreak and trying to download apps for free would bring you, maybe you would have not of jailbreaked at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me with your bricked iPod as you're you and your shit music is taken away in a police van. I'm fucking rich, kiddo.
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>>15212943
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
>>15212957
What in Neptune did you just fucking say about me, you little barnacle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Krusty Krab, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Chum Bucket, and I have over 300 confirmed orders filled. I am trained in bubble blowing and I’m the top jellyfish hunter in the entire Pacific armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the oceans, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that fish paste to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sharks across the Pacific and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, plankton. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook patties in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed grilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Krusty Krab Storage Room and I will use it to its full extent to cook a tastier burger than you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fiddlestick. I will shit tartar sauce all over you and you will drown in it. DROWN IN IT! You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>15212958
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Business School, and I’ve been involved in numerous leveraged buyouts, and I have over 300 million invested in my Cayman Islands bank account alone. I am trained in portfolio management and I’m the top short seller in the entire US market. You are nothing to me but just another piggy bank. I will wipe the value of your assets the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of accountants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Roth IRA. You’re fucking over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you broke in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just if I stick to stocks. Not only am I extensively trained in equity markets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Securities and Exchange Commission and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo. theres many of us.
>>15212962
What the scooby-dooby-do did you just say about me, you little scooby snack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Mystery Gang, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations in America, and I have over 300 confirmed fake supernatural villains uncovered. I am trained in shit-pants warfare and I'm the top pussy in the entire US supernatural investigation committee. You are nothing to me but just another phony. I will uncover your fake supernatural disguise with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to scare people around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghosts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your Halloween costume closet and gives me all your scooby snacks. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you scaring people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in solving mysteries, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ghost Busters' HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire horror-inducing gags. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to scare people and trying to frighten me would bring you, maybe you would have not of dressed up as a ghost at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me in your pathetic ghost suit as you're taken away in a police van. Your pranks are over, kiddo.
>>15212968
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>15212972
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fool? My legend began in the twelfth century and I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Death Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Witches, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top weapon in all the world. You are nothing to me but just another fool. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fool. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, fool. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Lord Death and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little fool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, fool.
>>15212975
آخر کیا تم صرف میرے بارے میں کیا کہنا لوڈ fucking تھا، آپ کی بہت کم کتیا؟ میں نے تم میں نیوی سیل میں میری کلاس کے سب سے اوپر گریجویشن معلوم ہے، اور میں نے امام Quaeda پر متعدد خفیہ چھاپے میں ملوث کیا گیا ہے ہو گا، اور میں نے 300 سے زائد افراد جاں بحق کی تصدیق کی ہے. میں گورللا جنگ میں ایک ہدف ہیں. میں صحت سے متعلق کے ساتھ آپ کو اس زمین پر اس سے پہلے کبھی نہیں دیکھا گیا ہے، جن میں سے پسند کرتا ہے آخر صفایا کرے گا، میری، اتارنا fucking الفاظ کو نشان زد . آپ بہتر طوفان، کیڑا کے لئے تیار تو جیسا کہ ہم بات میں امریکہ اور آپ کا IP بھر میں جاسوس کے اپنے خفیہ نیٹ ورک سے رابطہ کر رہا ہوں اس وقت کا پتہ لگایا جا رہا ہے. کہ طوفان تم نے اپنی زندگی کو فون انتہائی افسوس ناک بات چھوٹی چیز باہر مسح. تم مر، بچے لوڈ fucking کر رہے ہیں کور کے تمام ہتھیاروں تک رسائی حاصل ہے اور میں براعظم، آپ استعمال کریں گے. آپ کو اپنے چھوٹے سے "ہوشیار" تبصرہ تم پر نیچے لانے کے بارے میں کیا تھا اپویتر عذاب جانا جاتا ہے ہو سکتا ہے صرف اس صورت میں، ہو سکتا ہے آپ کو آپ کے، اتارنا fucking زبان منعقد ہوتی. لیکن تم، تم نے نہیں کیا نہیں کر سکتے، اور اب تم، تم مورھ ادا کر رہے ہیں. میں تم سب سے زیادہ گندگی روش گے اور آپ اس میں ڈوب جائے گی. آپ، بچے مر لوڈ fucking کر رہے ہیں.
>>15212980
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in economics and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. The eviction that kicks out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo.
>>15212985
wot the fok did ye just say 2 us, man? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts from tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me while sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
>>15212716
I want reddit and ifunny to leave
>>15212110
With mongs spouting shit like this, it's clear the education system is fucked. Which is why we need Bernie, who supports education.
it was probably bait but I couldn't help it ;_;
>>15212751
>illegal immigrants don't have to adhere to the set laws of immigration because their feelings
you idiots are the true mental fuckups
>>15212217
>Inherits x amount.
>Current net worth is at least 22x amount.
>Never ran a successful business.
Well he did something right, Anon.
>>15213381
well yeah he ran easy business plans in real estate but that doesn't count as real business because reasons
I didn't know this was /pol/
It said candidates as cars, not their backstory
