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>do ya wanna know how a wankel works?
>>15199851
>"it's an automatic"
baby are you from tennessee? get the fuck in the car now
>>15199851
I wanna ride you like a Miata. Top off, playing with your stick.
>I don't like gm
> How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
>are you a 1980 chevy luv pick up truck?
because I'm going to beat the shit out of you and leave you for dead
Hey gurl, what's under that hood of yours?
How about I add some forced induction under there?
>>15199851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqDeBrN-J3w
>>15200089
>Mechanix
Better than Four Horseman desu
>>15199851
>Do you like custom car sound systems?
Used to do this and had some girls sit in my car while I bumped some rap. Fun times lol
I've driven pretty well every type of vehicle, and you're a real Ford Fiesta......wink
You make me Twingo
"Wanna suck, squeeze, bang and blow?"
Hey yo girl
GET THE FUCK IN THE FUCKING VAN. I HAVE A GUN
>>15199851
"damn girl, id smash that like treequinox"
>>15200193
Speaking as the regretful owner of a fiesta, ech.
>>15199851
I'll make you VVTL-i, baby
Girl I bet you like to grind into wood like you was GS400Guy.
Girl you ready for the best 15 seconds of your life?
>>15199851
But it's pronounced "vahn-kel", because the namesake was a German
>>15199851
>"H-hey, I, I uh heard you were into 'black ice' "
>"whats that?, Black guys? oh...
>>15200166
Daves voice tho ehhhhhhh can't say it's great
>>15203654
**17 seconds
"ayy gurl, you wanna be in an STI? Or do you wanna STI in you?"
