what triggers you /o/?
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>calling anything other than the Group A Nismo R32 GT-R "Godzilla"
>driving over brand new road turtles
>using the passing lane to cruise at 60mph
>"PORSHUH"
>fake wheels
>boso pipes on anything other than legit bosozoku
>bosozoku
>anything made by south korea
>U.S. spec bumpers
>>15195563
>anything made by south korea
>>15195563
>porsha is the only right way to pronounce it you mong.
In the English Porsche commercials, the pronunciation of the e matches the German one. However, that pronunciation is not Por-shuh. The appropriate schwa in this case sounds very much like the e in test, chef, let, and is identical to the final e in German words such as lehre, halte, komme, etc
>stance
>Fake BOVs
>"my car is kinda nippy for a 1.2 :) "
>big cars that can't do anything a small one can't
>Japan never selling the cool spec version of their cars in North America
>Pontiac not selling the 04-06 GTO in Canada
>having to buy overpriced packages full of stuff you don't want to get one thing
>Jeep has become shit
>>15195864
Not OP but I gave up and went back to saying porsh for everyone but porshuh enthusiasts. Saying it the right way to anyone else but that group get you marked as the automotive equivalent of Comic Book Guy. "ECK-shu-a-lee,..."
Lack of big fins on cars
>I need at least 500hp to feel safe on the road
>>15195930
Why not ebay or craigslist for a specific part?
>what triggers you
people who vent their crankcase to atmosphere with these stupid little filters. Makes absolutely no sense, it just coats your engine bay with blow by gases and oil vapor. Just get a catch can or leave the PCV routed into the intake manifold, Jesus. Also VTA after a catch can doesn't trigger me as much but it's still dumb
>>15195995
uh, what?
I don't get triggered because I'm not a thin-skinned basement SJW like the rest of you idiots
When I hear people say unbelievably stupid shit I just go
>"oh, that's cool dude"
>>15196122
What's hard to understand about this? Your normie is showing
>>15196216
normie is good m8
>>15196216
>unironically calling someone normal
Time to go outside and engage someone in conversation. That's literally pathetic
>>15195931
kek, I do the same thing. Just come off like such a pretentious neckbeard calling it porsch-uh in front of non car people.
>>15196123
Le REE normies get out
>>15195995
I thought the air went into those and out some other area
I might be thinking of a valve cover breather
>>15196234
>being a summer faggot
>>15196226
not when it comes to cars
>>15196234
>knowing how a PCV system works in a car is pathetic
noted
>>15196272
PCV goes from the valve cover to the intake manifold. The PCV valve is usually stuck into a grommet in the valve cover. It takes blowby gasses and routes them back into the engine to burn.
The breather goes from the intake tube upstream of the throttle body to the valve cover. In order for the PCV system to sweep fumes out of the crankcase, the crankcase must have a source of fresh, clean air.
>people who suddenly want to speed up when I attempt an overtake
>people who speed up then match speed with person in next lane blocking me when they notice I want to get around
>people who leave 100 yard gaps in front of them so only 5 people make it through the green light
>people who block the whole right lane when a turn lane is 10 ft in front of them and a line of cars wanting to turn right piles up behind
Why can't people just let us go fast? I don't want trouble with you, you don't want trouble from me. Can we all just get out of each other's faces so we can all be on our merry way?
>>15196390
I do that second thing if I notice someone driving like a dumbass.
>trying to cross a major street at a stop sign
>traffic staggers itself for five minutes straight
>>15196435
Why though? No one likes a tailgater but why would I want him right behind me getting angrier and dumber by the second.
If I can I always try to drive so I leave room for traffic to do its thing around me if need be.
>pilot
no, he's the driver
>>15196435
That's called being a vigilante asshole, and you could be pulled over and ticketed for obstructing traffic as easily as the other person could be pulled over for going one mile over the speed limit. It just depends on the mood of the cop and the cars and their occupants.
>sunglasses wearing young guy in a riced civic tries to block a soccer mom with her kids in the car from passing him when he was zoning out browsing his ipod for eurobeat and going 10 under the limit
>Chevrolet SS unavialable in Canada
why must you cuck me GM
>>15196454
I do it for my own sadistic pleasure.
And I don't care about tailgaters, I mean the people you see cut in and out of traffic switching lanes for no reason etc.
The ones just looking to cause a wreck.
>>15196496
>zoning out browsing his ipod for dick pics and going 10 under the limit
ftfy for more realism
>>15196533
There's looking to cause a wreck, and then there's calmly weaving between SUVs with five car lengths of space available at all times, because SUVs go several miles under the speed limit and follow the "pick a lane for the whole trip" strategy and hold up traffic.
Slow SUV/crossover/whatever the fuck the new large van thing is drivers don't know the difference. They just want to go slow and don't like switching lanes because they don't know how to use their mirrors (and can't see half the cars anyways).
My dad used to have me recite this mantra when I was learning to drive in highschool; he didn't stop until I got rid of my N, so this was over 3 years of reciting this bullshit.
He'd grip me by the shoulders and look me dead in the fucking eye, and say much too clearly and open-mouthed, "Rear wheel drive, rear wheel benefit. Rear wheel drive, rear wheel benefit." He would threaten to whoop my ass if I didn't repeat it (especially if we were making fun of an econobox or something) and this was even when there were other people around. Fuck me. You guys don't know true embarrassment.
The worst was when I had to get my first car. You'd think he'd give me his old turd gen firechicken. Rear wheel benefit, right? No, all I could afford was a fucking AE92 at the time. He wouldn't have it. I tried to explain to him that RWD cars were seriously inflated and he would just nod his head and say "that's the benefits talking" and STILL GET MAD AT ME FOR NOT GETTING A RWD CAR. He fucking wrote it on the cover of my manual: rear wheel drive, rear wheel benefit. I'll never forget. It's shit like this that makes me not care about his passing.
>>15195563
>"PORSHUH"
I hope you're not implying that it should be pronounced PORSCH'
>>15195563
>saying "PORSCH"
you're a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyc96YnwGD4
>>15195563
>implying it's pronounced "PORSCH"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvVPpL0bwWI
OP your ignorance is showing
>>15195920
>"my car is kinda nippy for a 1.2 :) "
A Hayabusa (1.3) swapped Mini is scary fast. Any other boosted 1.2 can be kind of peppy, as long as the kerb weight is low enough.
Most times, you're right though.
>>15196628
You sound like a salty cunt
>>15195563
People, advertisers, and reviewers who call tepid, boring vehicles sporty. Bonus points for rounded to the ground.
>>15196454
>Why though?
Fucking justice, that's why. Try to intimidate me, I'll fucking block your ass.
There's a particular pleasure in goading an Audi into overtaking you, and suddenly having to slam on the brakes because he was tailgating so close he missed the oncoming traffic.
>>15196763
Do you also like clocking people in the back of the head with a bag of rocks while hiding in a mob? You sound like the definition of salty beta manlet.
>Blowing out a tire from hitting a newly formed pothole.
>>15196667
Most of the time it's someone talking about their little 1.2 75bhp fiesta.
>elitists who care about trivial cultural horseshit
>>15196805
I know mayne. Last time I heard it, it was someone with a Corsa C with an automatic.
>>15195563
>U.S. spec bumpers
Hey, they're cool in Japan
>>15196849
>mfw someone puts a fart can on an econobox and then says shit like "omg listen to the sound of that" when all shitboxes with a fartcan sound the same
>Tire bubbles
>people who never fix their broken tail lights
>Camry tail lights that blind you
>high beams on during the day
>high beams on at any time when there is traffic
>driving on the highway with a mattress tied to the roof going 20 under with your hazards on
>Illegal dirt bikers that don't follow the rules of the road
Dont get me wrong, if someone is lane splitting in heavy traffic I will make room for them and wave them on so they know I see them
>>15197470
>tfw courtesy car has daytime running lights and properly bright HIDs
old headlights are better desu
>>15195910
>no safety glasses/goggles
>asian
Are his eyes open or closed? Who knows?!
>>15196450
Basically the only way out of my neighborhood is like this in the early evening (4-6 pm). At that point in the day, I've just resigned myself to not going anywhere until later that night or the next day. Not so bad when turning right but going straight (which is where I need to go most often) is just a no win scenario.
when i see the eyes of a nearby driver drift to his/her lap each 10-20 seconds
i get kicks out of revving the shit out of my car if the person is near me with the windows down not paying attention.
>>15196512
I have no experience here but doesn't it seem like it should be fairly simple to import the car you want from the US? Or can you only import from a neighboring country if you're moving?
>>15196450
>gap opens up in oncoming traffic
>somebody at a shop two doors up the street pulls out
>when someone looks at your speedometer and automatically assumes that's how fast your car will go
>>15198220
>>15198509
>gap opens save for this one faggot in the closest lane who makes it impossible to take advantage of without causing a wreck
>faggot makes a right turn onto your street without his blinker on
>>15195563
I have never heard the phrase "road turtle" before, what does it mean?
>>15195930
>has become shit
M8 we're approaching nearly 2 decades of jeep being shit
>>15198270
>when i see the eyes of a nearby driver drift to his/her lap each 10-20 seconds
>Riding with a mate on the freeway, windows down
>Woman next to us looking down at her lap every 5 seconds or so
>Knew she was on her phone
>"STOP LOOKING AT YOUR COCK M8 WE ALL HAVE ONE"
>She looks up at us disgusted and gives us the finger
>Drive away keking hard
>>15198588
Speed bump.
>>15198584
i hate this shit. especially the main street outside the only exit of my gated community. speed limit on this street is 55 but everyone goes at least 60-65+. makes it nearly impossible to turn unless waiting for the 10 minute light.
>>15195563
When people think that turning off their Overdrive saves them gas
>>15198584
Even when they use their signals I don't go. I just don't trust them. I've seen plenty of people signal and not turn where you would expect them to turn. Drives me absolutely insane!
>>15198588
Those little hemispherical bumps on the road to let you know when you're riding the line. Loads of them in Washington state. Dad and I always joked that they're so that blind people can drive.
>>15198735
Actually they're for drunks to "drive by braille"
This does.
>http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5616031070.html
>>15198765
the fuck am I looking at?
>>15198772
What's left of a hand-built 1954 Bentley, one of only 41 built.
And he tore out the suspension and the Rolls Royce engine and stuck shit from a Corvette on it.
>>15198735
Oh those, he have those here but they are all sunken into the asphalt and when the roads are repaved they aren't replaced
>The windscreen wipers don't have a speed setting between 5 second interval and constant wiping
>>15198796
>full jaguar van den plas interior
>no interior pics and what appears to be a torn and sagging headliner
>>15198811
this is why auto wipers are the greatest thing ever.
>byoo-ga-tee
Pretty sure it's pronounced boo-got-ee, bongs
>>15199069
kill yourself
>>15196638
>>15196649
>Being this autistic
I bet you pronounce it "jiff" as well
>>15195563
>Chevy badges on Holden Commodores
Especially the models before GM rebadged and sold a bunch of VF series Commos as the Chevy SS
>>15199286
Especially ESPECIALLY on 6 cylinder commodores
>>15199286
Lmao ausfags want to be like us burgers? I feel a year of freedom in my eye
>>15199286
Holden belongs to GM, so they can do whatev the fuck they please, because at the end of the day, it was money from GM itself that cars like the cobalt were engineered and created
>>15196667
How long do you think those hyuabusa engines last when they are swapped into cars?
The answer is "not long at all"
>>15195961
I know that feel
>>15195563
>Triggers
>Implying I'm a lib cunt sjw autismo.
Shit thay annoys me though.
>55 in a 65 on CA freeways when that speed is exactly why the freeway is fucked.
>Lowerd hondas that for some reason are always stock besides being low.
>Non lowered cars entering a driveway sideways slowly when they have no chance of rubbing.
>Longbed pickups with the rear lower than front. (Empty)
>Vape fags.
>Cunts that will show people their engines and then shut heir hood when you start asking questions.
>>15199259
Not, but I am German and I know how to pronounce Porsche. Or words with "ei" in it. Freiburger, for example is pronounced like "fry-burger", Yeti people write "Frieburger" and pronounce it "free-burger". But I guess, being an ignorant American, you HAVE to make up a different was to pronounce "difficult" words that look strange to you.
>>15195563
>calling anything other than the Group A Nismo R32 GT-R "Godzilla"
Calling the r-32 a godzilla is just as bad as what you're complaining about though. There's no such thing as an r32 godzilla.
>>15200109
r32 was called godzilla what's wrong with that?
If you aren't triggered by this image than you
>>15200188
This one is the only LPG thread i don't want to have screencapped.
I'd like to think that he just made everything up to make /o/ rage (touches all the nerve points: spoiled bitch, spineless guy, the classic car sold, totalling corolllas....) but I knew people like that before... so, sadly, that history is plausible in my book.
>>15200188
>>15200188
MAKE IT STOP
>>15200188
Im not even mad at the bitch, how can someones dad be so pathetic? Its totally the parents fault for giving into every demand and creating spoilt entitled cunt children. No sympathy. I hope thats what everyone else was getting upset about.
>>15200279
This
>>15200356
I dunno, the fact that spoiled cunts like that even EXIST makes me rage.
>I feel safer driving a large 4wd/suv as I sit higher up
t. every soccer mum and low performance driver on the planet
>>15196570
>shit driver confirmed
People who don't wash their cars, and these guys.
>>15200428
These fuckers slow my roll for days.
>>15195563
Jesus wept OP!
Your life must = suffering
Stuff what annoys me:
>Buses
>Bus lanes
>Pedestrians
>Traffic lights
>Pedestrian controlled traffic lights
>Slow drivers
>Nervous/overly cautious drivers at a junction
But most of all
>Cyclists
>>15200428
fucking cyclist's next time i go round a blind corner into 4 of them abreast im not endangering myself by sliding into the oncoming lane
>>15195930
VAYPE NAYSHOON
>>15198765
NOT THIS AGAIN... KILL THAT IDIOT SERIOUSLY MURICANS YOU HAVE ALL THE GUNS IN THE WORLD, YET YOU ALLOW THAT GUY LIVE! HOW, WHY AND WHERE? SERIOUSLY KILL THAT DUDE
>>15200543
I've had this happen.
But there was something in the oncoming lane, so had to swerve back and ended up puted the car into the embankment.
It was a case of:
>On way to school
>Driving with mom, gonna drop her at work 'cos its on the way
>Not driving fast 'cos mom in car
>Round blind corner at top of hill
>Cyclist doing 0.2 mph
>Hit brakes
notgoingtostop.com
>Swerve into oncoming lane to avoid cyclist
ohshitacar.jpg
>brake harder and the wheels locked
At this point I decided every car I owned from now on would have abs
>Steer away from oncoming car and lift off brake
>Get traction back to the wheels and the car fires itself at the embankment
cyclist said I should apologize to them because I frightened them
>>15200458
Every god damn day.
>>15195563
>not pronouncing it "porch"
>>15200407
"I like the imposing road presence and the feeling of safety. It's nice having so much extra space I NEVER use once."
Naive, timid, irresponsible, selfish, ignorant, and generally terrible drivers who don't care about how much space they use, and the burden they put on the oil industry, and the environment, just so they can drive a 'bigger', and worse in every way car.
>>15200820
another excellent post from
Salty.com
