Aw shit nigga, your shitbox just transformed into a killer robot! It's completely loyal to you and will protect you with it's life!
What do you name it?
What do you do with it?
did someone say fuckbuddy
>>15192270
Is that one named Sasha? Are those adidas tires?
He's Seph and he'd be my best friend
>>15192270
Its turned into a slav-car
Means it wont work 90% of the time so sell it for scrap
>>15192270
>The Metro in pic related
Jack, because its exhaust rattles around like a god damn jackhammer and slams against the rear swaybar while idling at stoplights.
I'll make it deliver pizzas for me on its own.
>>15192270
Landbarge.
Rob a bank because nobody will ever believe it.
>>15193284
Oh and also best fucking friend
>>15192377
>Brand new Tacoma
>Delivering pizzas
Can you say "daddy's money"?
pic related '71 plymouth roadrunner
Name it Fastback
Best buddy, blow up any and all tailgaters, police can never link the crime to us
>>15194811
whoops
Name it Duct Tape 'cause that's what's holding him together
Drive to detroit and blend in
>>15192270
I call him Tupperware
And we start a robot fighting league together and become rich.
>>15192270
I call it twingo cause it's already called twingo
we are best pals, like we are now
Will it still take me to work?
>>15195535
It'll never leave your side/driveway
![IMG_3425[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1XXOzwg.jpg "IMG_3425[1].jpg")
I already call her Bismarck, both are some of the largest ever leave Germany.
My Bismarck is a needy little or big princess though.
If she became sentient, she'd be something akin to those annoying whiny women that think they own the world.
