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Why are so many BMW owners such fuccbois?
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Why are so many BMW owners such fuccbois?
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Ive always wondered as well
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b-but Adam LZ is not one of them.
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>>15190259
Only in the US
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>>15190275
He needs to drift it like the Eurocunts
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>>15190259
i would def. fuck him in his bmw he looks like a looser tho
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>>15190287
Well he's a 700k subscriber YouTuber with a hot gf, not really a loser senpai
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>>15190293
and that s13 doe
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>>15190259
Because I feel like I am better than you
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>>15190259
Because it makes people like you mad.
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>>15190259
It's fun watching poor people get angry because of things financially responsible people spend their money on
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Cuz there ain't no feelin' like owning a BMW. i've had customers ask, "what would you do if you could drive a bmr for a day??" like it was some mystical happening. That car has gotten me laid just because I had that car. Mind you the shit falls apart super easy and after 230k miles i cant afford to put the thing back together, so i will be getting rid of it soon.
I mean, even though I picked up a 2jz in a Lexsc300 with only 80k miles on it, I will ALWAYS miss that Beamer.
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>>15190357
>feeling of owning
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>>15190357
>Beamer
Get fucked poser
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>>15190380
it's funny because I actually own that car right fuckin' there.
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>mfw my WS6 smokes any Bimmer fuccboi any day of the week
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>>15190429
It's funny because it's spelled Bimmer you cuck
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>>15190259
That's just one guy.. that guy is a faggot. And he would be a faggot with a BMW or a Toyota (tj hunt)
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>>15190453
Beam-er
Bim-mer
Wow. Really? so a real BMW owner spells like shit too?
Maybe I'm not so sad to be getting rid of the thing.
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>>15190466
>Being this retarded
Dont sell it. Wrap it around a tree at 100mph
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>>15190275
>>15190259
Who is this dude now? I have been out of the loop for too long.
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>>15190501
Fuck off tripcuck
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>>15190440
Stock for stock? against a 335i? no.

335i makes 300 to the wheels stock and weights the same as a ws6.

and it will definitely destroy you in the corners.

it's a better car in everyway to deny that is just delusional autism.
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>>15190505
RWD BMW FTW
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>>15190501
he's a fuccboi stancefag that vlogs on youtube and he knows dick all about cars or driving. I have no idea why he has subscribers, but that goes for most vloggers.
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>>15190293
This. I love everyone calling him a faggot when he's most likely getting more snatch than 90% of 4chan users ever will in their life.
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>>15190519
Not to mention the fact that it's actually practical, has a windshield you can actually see out of, and has an interior that doesn't look like Fisher price designed it
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>>15190519
not stock faggot

3.73 gears, heads, cam, exhaust

Handling? Who fucking cares, I don't live near any curvy roads, they're all straight here, unlike Bimmer swaggots.
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>>15190588
>Not stock faggot
Then how do you know the bmw is stock?
A 335i with bolt ons and a tune will probably still walk you.

>who cares about handling
people who buy sport sedans I guess
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>>15190588
>admits it's only fast in a straight line
>doesn't realize a 3.5 can reliably make upwards of 500hp with boost and a tune on stock internals
Sorry your car sucks bro
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>>15190625
>Then how do you know the bmw is stock?

I don't?

Either way you're turning this into a benchracing argument which is retarded, but even with bolt ons we're comparing cars that even with mods are probably $10,000s apart from each other.
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>>15190535
>autism
you know when you call someone a faggot you dont actually mean they are gay right?

we mean he's a swaggot tool. which he is.

and his gf isn't hot she's average as fuck. borderline below average. get out more.
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>>15190643
You turned it into a benchracing argument the second you started typing in this thread..
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>>15190643
>starts off by saying his car is faster than any bmw
>gets proven wrong
>y-your b-benchracing
Sorry your gas guzzling overweight cheap interior blind spot laden shitbox is a piece of shit dude. No need to be upset
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>Why are wealthy people often assholes?
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>>15190655
>butthurt BMW fagbois
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>>15190440
>mfw ya'll niggas still can't drift a corner

BURRRRN LITERALLY
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>>15190681
>gets proven wrong
>only response is frog posting
Okay kiddo
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>>15190482
This, drift it till it gives up. That's what a RWD missile car is for.

WHO MAAAAAAD SKIDS HERE?
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>>15190281
I can only imagine that US has less fuccbois bmw drivers. They are rampant in yuropoor and are mostly owned by dirty mudslim turks, albanians and kurds.
Literally the most ugliest and dirties nationality drive a bmw because their turkish facebook friends tell them its so damn cool
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>>15190645
The meaning of faggot isn't even relevant to my point. The point is it's retarded to dedicate a thread to him with all this criticism when he's actually out there producing something and doing what he wants. What the hell are you all doing that's so much better?

>his gf isn't hot
>get out more
I know nothing about his girlfriend because I don't sit around all day getting triggered by car personalities on Youtube. I don't have to watch any of his videos to believe that he probably leads a much more satisfying life than most of his critics.
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>>15190737
What the fuck are you even typing.

You do realize when you become a public face and present your artwork to the world you are open for criticism? Go back your safe space, kid.

If you "know nothing about his girlfriend" then why did you say she was hot as fuck? Braindead faggot.

You have the mind of a child. Every video he posts is open to my and anyone else's criticism. He's a tool and so are you.
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>>15190625
>thinks heads/cam/gears WS.6 trans am is going to lose to a fucking bmw

LS1 owner here


>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


euro fags get out


>300 to the wheels

A stock LS1 T/A makes 270 WHP you fuckboy. i shit on fucking BMWS all day


>muh twin turbo

MUH NA V8
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>>15190259

>Why does [INSERT LUXURY BRAND HERE] attract douchefags who are just trying to flaunt their wealth
hmm I fucking wonder why that is?
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>>15190796
You're even more retarded than he is
Keep living in a fantasy world.
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>>15190796
ws6 has an lt1 not an ls1 you idiot
stock for stock the bmw is faster, that's just a fact.

>but muh cam heads and gears
we can bench race mods all day, its pointless to compare a stock car to a modded one.

not to mention the bmw has full aluminum multilink suspension and a much better brake package and all he electronics to basically wreck a ws6 on every level if there ever was a turn in your west texas road.
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>>15191108
>ws6 has an lt1
good bait
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>>15190259
It was once a prestigious brand. This, combined with affordable entry level models and depreciated older models attracts badgecucks who want to look successful because "muh Bimmer, ultimate driving masheen."

>automatic leased 318i
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>>15190259
When I was younger I used to like BMW, that is until I learned the horror of what is BMW driver.
>Why good cars must be spoiled be dreadful people.
https://youtu.be/XKH5Gd92k74
I wanted to have Audi R8 at some point, but to be honest I don't want to be associated with those dick drivers.
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>>15191119
only the 2001 had ls1.
and it doesn't matter which ws6 he has the 335i is still faster.
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>>15190357
It's bimmer fag

People who don't drive a bmw wouldn't understand how much better we ate than you lesser people.
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>>15191138
I've never been cutoff by a bmw and I live where they are just as common as civics.
they aren't expensive new compared to any other high end car from any other brand.
you find just as many idiots driving old infinitis and lexus

>>15191142
>i used to like bmw until this made up meme about the owners convinced me otherwise
>carthrottle

leave this board.
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>>15190782
>then why did you say she was hot as fuck?
Lol. I literally didn't mention or know that he had a girlfriend until you brought it up. Stop putting words in my mouth faggot.
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>>15191142
Haha I would go to that class. I drive to cautiously in my bmw too scared to hurt it it's too pretty
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>>15191108
>implying i've ever seen anybody in a 335i that wasn't driving to his job at the office on the interstate

MUH CORNERS BRO
MUH MULTILINK HURR DURR


yeah all thats pretty useless when you're using it to commute to your job in the city.

>LT1

i assumed LS1 WS6.
>stock for stock the bmw is faster

stock for stock the BMW cost 3 times more to buy.

also
>335i Coupe RWD 6M 5.0 sec 13.7 sec @ 106 mph car and driver

>Trans Am WS6 Coupe RWD 6M 5.0 sec 13.5 sec @ 107.4 mp Motor Trend

THE WS6 IS FASTER STOCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


>tfw 5.0 seconds 0-60 on 17 year old stock tires

my 275/40r17 summer tires dropped my 0-60 considerably. well under the 5 second mark now.
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>>15191155
>only the 2001

funny there's an LS1 in my '99 pontiac trans am.

stock
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>>15191199
I beat mine to shit, welded the diff and now it's more fun. Yawn, you're missing out.
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>>15191160
> how much better we ate than you lesser people.
So how much do you eat better?
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>>15191223
A fucking ton
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>>15191183
Trust me it's not a meme. I've had my driving license for 2 years and honestly the worst drivers in my country are BMW drivers. In one situation I almost got into accident when one BMW driver decided to suddenly exit the motorway and were it not for the extra space he would have hit me with 90km/h with his X5. Not to mention that there are plenty of dashcam videos from my country of BMW drivers behaving like utter dicks. Audi drivers are also bad, but not as bad yet as BMW drivers.
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>>15191223
He eats a bag of dicks, part of his diet
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>>15191221
Maybe his isn't a piece of garbage like yours?
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>>15191243
>>15191234
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>>15191237
There's nothing that gives you less faith in a person than when they have to say "trust me".
BMW drivers are still bell ends though... as good as their cars may be.
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>>15191250
Seems like he's sure fun at parties then.
Who doesn't have fun with their shitbox?
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>>15190259
It's a gentleman's car. No fuccbois
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>>15191281
fuccboi, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPOSSED TO ORDER TAKE OUT IN THIS THING?
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>>15191268
Okay I could argue from societal perspective why in my country BMW drivers are worst. Suffice to say my country wasn't very wealthy not a while ago and car to some people is seen as a status symbol. Now noveau rich, as they in general lack sense jumped to the premium car brands, in particular BMW, because it's german, luxury and muh money.
These people still have this mentality that everything is allowed as they are rich.

Then there is a second group, also very dangerous. Old BMW's are favourite cars of first time car owners (who want something big and comfy) and young males (surprisingly some women too) who like to tune and drive their car aggressively. They are also quite dangerous, as they have very little driving experience, drivers are young and cars are very powerful.
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>>15191305
Eating in your bmw digusting
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>>15191273
thats the point, maybe his isn't a shitbox.

I daily'd a locked diff when I was 18 too, but at some point you want an actual clean dd-able car and hoon in a second one.
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>>15191311
Young with a old bmw, true. First car, did mistakes early on. Driving it almost a year, btw it's not powerful; It makes 185~HP. Want to get rid of it fast for a car that doesn't seem to dickheadlike when I pull a full retard. So far the retard count is at a 4, when I do, I feel really bad and panic getting my ass off the road into a parking lot. Still not used to heavy traffic. People give me that look even when I don't drive stupid.

HELP
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>>15190259
What the fuck is the deal with stance fags and bike racks?
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>>15191325
>he doesn't eat and hoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kq3USdeLgw
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>>15190350
Mercedes employee here.

No.
BMW is inferior overheating crap with terrible and uncomfortable interiors, only financially irresponsible children blow their money on this crap.
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No bmw is worth owning unless it's an e30 or an M everything else in-between is shit and fucking slow
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>>15191403
Nice shitpost
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>>15190259
Partially due to the image of the car, partially because the car gives you that vibe, when you drive it, especially if it's a sportier one, it just makes you want to listen to some techno/rock and race everybody. Unlike mercedes, which just gives you that ''luxury'' feeling, even in an 87 E-klasse, you roam like a king.
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>>15191398
How does it feel to not have extra commission cuz nobody wants to buy your elitist crap
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>>15191398
>mercedes employee here

cool, race engineer here.
BMWs are great, one of my favorite makes.
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>>15190259
i only watch his videos for his girlfriend. fuck she is a goddess
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>>15190664

...Because we're sick of paying taxes and listening to lazy, unsuccessful whiners, who talk shit about their GARBAGE antique muscle-cars, and stupid fucking stanced Miatas.


I'm sorry (not sorry) you took five years to scrape together $5k to buy another shitbox.

MAYBE you should stop wasting your fucking time and limited income trying to turn your 2001 Miata into a Lamborghini and go get some more education, then get a real fucking job, and buy a new car that actually IS fast, like my 2016 BMW M3.

Stay mad faggots. I don't care.
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>>15191709
But I could still whoop your ass bro
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>>15191412
>Denial
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>>15191727
1/10 made me reply
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>>15191726
Typical poorfag.
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>>15191386
Some people go outside and exercise. You should try it sometime. Or does mommy think a bike is too damgerous?
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>>15191726

Doubtful. I go to one of the nicest fitness clubs in the world, and get private BJJ lessons twice a week.

I'd tie you into a pretzel in front of all my rich friends. We'd have a laugh later as we smoke cigars and sip cognac.


Then I'd get your 'cool' mid-90's Japanese / American """"racecar""""" towed, because ITS A FUCKING EYE SORE, and it would trigger the successful people who pay $300 a month to go to our gym, just so we can have a few hours away from the trash like you.

>Ohhhh look everyone he has a Trans-Am with 186,000 miles on it! I bet its SOOOOooo fast--in a straight line--except for the fact that the new BMW 340i is still faster stock and can be leased for $449 a month.

I mean seriously! What manner of loser can't afford $449 a month for a car payment? Get on my level faggots.
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>>15191750
Obviously bait, but you have a car payment... if you had money you would just buy a car outright like the rest of us.
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>>15191740
>Kiddie sized fixie
>exercise

Stance fags sure seem concerned about their health with all that blazing and vaping
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>>15191750
my sportbike from '99 cost me 2100 usd and could undoubtedy destroy your bmw in a straight line or any amount of corners
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>>15191740
I bet that faggot can't even do a barspin

>>15191761
>fixie
get a load of this retard
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>>15191777
Oh sorry, a BMX

How old the fuck are you? 14?
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>>15191761
>fixie
Pls
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>>15191760
>What is rain
>What is comfort
>What is safety
>M-muh 20 year old bike is f-fast
If you own anything other than a duc, you're a faggot.

Stay poor desu
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>>15191787
11 actually
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>>15191207
>prove bmw fuckbois wrong
>no replies
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>>15191761
>Fixie
Confirmed for never having ridden a bicycle
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>>15191802
I was too busy karting as a kid
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>>15191798
It wasn't worth a reply
>.2 seconds
>All numbers are in a straight line
>Still can't turn
>Still has shit interior
>Still has 1000 blind spots
>Still isn't practical
>Still associated with poor rednecks
You sure showed us
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>>15191813
That must have been a powerful kart to be able to haul you around kiddo
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>>15191709
>tumblr_n1zhy7hwx21rrr8ulo1_500.gif

Opinion discarded
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>>15191760

No moron....I wouldn't, because rich people like me, understand that paying $70,000 or so in CASH for an asset that loses 20% of it's value 10 minutes after buying it, IS A STUPID FUCKING IDEA.


Instead a rich person would pay the minimum down to lease the vehicle, get GAP insurance, drive the fucking PISS out of their hot new M3/M2/M5 etc, and take the $65,000 and put it into the market or buy another piece of real estate. I.e. an asset that GROWS in value.


This is why you're poor. You lack EDUCATION. But go ahead and spend your time installing that new set of coilovers you got on eBay for $150...I'm sure that's a better way to spend your time than taking a personal finance or investment course....And remember you don't want to show up to the car meet with your cool BROS if your 240SX isn't sufficiently STANCED!
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>>15191750
>lease
>$449 a month to NOT own it

you'd have to be pretty retarded. the only reason you lease a car is when its not worth actually buying.


>lease hybrid car
>cheap af dd
>reliable
>get a new one before the batteries ever wear out

they're reliable cars but they get expensive later down the road. it almost makes sense to lease in this case. but for a BMW.. you can't even fucking get it tuned when its on lease. what "enthusiast" would buy a performance car they can't mod
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>>15191775

...Right until I go borrow my rich friends Ducati and shit all over that thing.

But then again, bikes are really poorfag transportation. You'd be better off selling the bike, getting a bus pass, and put that money into some stock.
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>>15191825
You're a terrible troll.
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>>15191795

Agreed. This guy gets it
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>>15191775
>Buying a 17 year old motorcycle
>It isn't even a ducati
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>>15191821

Took it from google images in 2 seconds faggot. I don't care what the name of the picture is.
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>>15191818
>he didn't ride a BMX as a kid
>must have been a fatty!

Your insecurity is showing
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>>15191832

You're in idiot who doesn't understand even the most basic elements of business, investing, or finance.

See this post: >>15191825
>>15191825
>>15191825
>>15191825
>>15191825


We don't lease because we beat the shit out of our luxury cars driving them to the limit. And if I wreck it, I'm only out a couple of grand and I get a new one.

Furthermore car ownership is a waste of your time. I do the minimum factory maintenance required and spend my free time advancing my career and financial situation. You spend your time on stupid hobbies and trying to figure out how to save a nickel.

This is why i'm wealth and most of you are poor.

But please keep convincing yourself that I'm wrong. I'll keep driving cars that are a minimum of $75k+ in price. Oh and remember faggots, I have a dash cam and interior dash cam in all of my cars, so when you valet them don't do anything stupid or I'll have your fired!
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>>15191844
DAMAGE CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
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>he didn't do karting and bmx

stop being so poor anon
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>>15191856
I played real sports as a kid, and as an adult. Hence the reason I was able to get a degree while having an athletic scholarship. The fact that you mistook a BMX bike for a fixed gear is laughable. If you told me you hadnt been outside in the past decade, I would believe it
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>>15191872
I stole bmx b-bikes as a kid ;_; all I had was my $150 Element skateboard, b-baka
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>>15191814
>faster
>attracts hot sluts. girls seriously love Trans Ams. especially younger girls around the 17-25 year range. because that's around the time when a 4th gen trans am came out and they have probably liked them since they were kids. the kind of girls that would never look at me are now flagging me down.
enjoy your bmw fuckboy
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>>15191882
ghetto life
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>>15191882
>Not stealing bikes as a kid
>Not repainting them
>Not swapping wheels and components
>Not flipping them for profit
It's like these faggots lacked business sense as children
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>>15191884
>Faster
It's not. .2 seconds is the difference between a driver. And you only posted drag numbers. Your shit box literally can't turn
>Thinks girls would pick a trans am over a Bimmer
Sure is trailer park in here
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>>15191884
>implying I want a bunch of sluts honing over me And my bmw
>implying I'm not trying to get some rich hot gay chads to give me blow jobs that are way better then any underage bitch while I'm passing your old ass car on the freeway because you overheated for umpteenth time.
Yeh stay beta faggot
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>>15191884

THIS DELUSIONAL! OMFG.....Bro....PLEASE.

Just stop. No women EVER is jockin your beat up shitbox of a trans am. Never.

Pull up in a brand new M3? Yeah, bitches will want to get to know you. They'll be asking you to nut in their ass before the end of the night when your game is tight.

Literally a new 320i which leases for like $299 a month would be better than a Trans Am that does 0-60 in 4 seconds. Women don't give a FUCK about a car's performance.


....Like seriously can you imagine a woman saying, "Oh I love these ugly shoes because they're so comfortable and sensible!"

No.

They say "Oh my look at these red-bottoms! They hurt like hell but they make my ass look great and maybe some men will think they can buy my pussy for money...I have to have them!"
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>>15191891
I did repaint them, m8. Just didn't get into BMX because of fox and grapes shit.
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>>15191880
>needs a scholarship to get an education
>karting and racing looked down upon on an automotive enthusiasts forum
God bless America
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>>15191928
>responding
trolled/10
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>>15191928
Sorry I offended you with being self made. I'm sure mom and dad are proud of still having to support you
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>>15191938
In first world countries education is subsidized
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>>15191938
>still aiming to please your parents

You're a grown man for fucks sake
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>>15191960
>reading comprehension
Community college I presume?
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>>15191912
>Pull up in a brand new M3?
> Women don't give a FUCK about a car's performance.

you're contradicting yourself you fucking idiot.


>implying a trans am doesn't stand out and look hot. styling that girls love

your girl doesn't want to look like shes on her way to the dentist in your conservatively styled grey suit and tie bmw you fucking faggot.
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>>15191966
4chan Technical Institute Aut/o/motive campus, WAT division ;^)
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This thread is cancer
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>>15191981
>he thinks an m3 isn't just as sexy as it is fast
>he's so delusional he thinks a female would prefer a trans am or an m3
We get it dude. You drive a red neck special and you're grasping at straws trying to justify being inferior. It's okay. There are places or people like you. Such as jail and trailer parks
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>>15192007

/thread
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>>15191981
4th gen Trans Am is ugly ass shit, I'd rather a Turd gen
>>15192007
I can smoke you any time in my Holden Ute
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>>15192007
BTFO
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>>15191912
No woman on earth gives a single fuck about an M3. Source: I've actually driven them
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>>15192007
>he thinks girls can tell the difference between a 335i, 320i, m3, m4, mercedes c class, toyota camry
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>>15190357
>That car has gotten me laid just because I had that car.
Can this sentence be any more autistic?
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>>15192032
There's heartbreaker just waiting for someone to talk about a customers car that he has a picture of himself in.

I backed a 458 out of a driveway while doing a remodel on a house I wish I would have taken a picture so I could posted it anytime that car was mentioned, fuck.
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>>15192037
>he thinks it matters
They only see the badge dudeman
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>>15190357
tips fedora
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>>15192050
You figured it out, I put 4000 miles on a customer car doing an extreme road test. He was a waiter too, was in the customer lounge reading Road and Tracks for weeks.
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>how to get chicks and be reliable
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>>15192070
Where is that?
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>>15192077
>nipnog plates
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>>15192077
School of the Mentally Disabled
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>>15192070
is that a fucking s15?
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>>15192195
>filename
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>>15192070
looks like an altezza with a bmw bodykit
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>>15192203
Cross that out actually but still no, it's a RPS13 ya cunt.
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>>15192210
is the white car even a bmw?

the body looks like a 10th gen corolla with some side skirts
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>>15192209
頑張れ
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>>15192217
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGBjcoWumiT/
死ね
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>>15191207
A stock 135i does 0-60 in 4.7 seconds and a 1/4 mile in 13.3
and it is cheap and outhandles any muscle car made until ~2008
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>>15191912

can you kill yourself

preferably within the next 10 seconds
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>>15193136
Are you high? a 2013 135is does it in 4.7, a <2008 does it 5.2-5.5
>inb4 this forum says with this tune
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>>15193172
learn to google before you make yourself look dumb
http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2008-bmw-135i-short-take-road-test
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>>15193180
>car and driver
>king of bullshit 0-60 times

Yeah that's great when no other publisher can get car and driver times, amazing isn't it how car and driver is the only one to get consistently lower times on every single sports car.
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>>15190275
>Endorses scooter kids.
Heart's in the right place, but remember, everyone on Stranger left because of him. EVERYONE.
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>>15193185
Lmao
http://www.motortrend.com/news/2008-bmw-135i-test/
https://www.0-60specs.com/bmw-135i-0-60-times/
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>>15193229
>i Coupe RWD 6M 5.0 sec 13.5 sec @ 107 mph Motor Week
best trap speed equals the most consistent results, C&D was probably doing 1 foot roll out like the fags they are
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>>15193240
Motor Trend did a 4.7 0-60 in the auto 135i as well, are they fags?
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>>15193250
>what is trap speed
the trap speed does not lie
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>>15190357
While most of this is autistic bullshit, I do miss my first BMW. It was my car in high school and the 335i hauled. Of course I became financially responsible after high school and realized 1k-2k bills from and indy every other month is NOT normal and sold it.
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>>15190782
>>being this mad you can't afford BMWs.

never change /o/
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>>15194936
I would get a 335 or a 135 as a project car, but never for a DD.
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>>15194944
I own 2.. including an e92 DD. It's a 13k car. The fuck?
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>>15195132
The only DD in your life are the tits your mom let's me fondle every night
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>>15191825
If you drove the piss out of a leased car you would have to pay the penalty of going over the mileage for that year. Thats a stupid thing to waste money on, considering you could be putting that money into investments.
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>>15191867
Luxury cars arent fast
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>>15190259
Dunning-Kruger effect
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>>15191709
Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe that you are actually rich. If thats the case, you could have had any car you wanted, and you chose a fucking BMW M3? You could have had a much nicer, more luxurious car, yet you bought a 3 series? Why not an M5, M6, 750Li or even a S550 AMG? Whats the deal, my man?
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>>15190284
PEEEENU5
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>>15195872
>no legitimate argument
>insert generic mom insult here
What is this? Pre-school?
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>>15190259
cause they never worked for the money they are able to spend
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>>15190357
Dude I know the feeling, my car has gotten me laid more than once on the grounds of being a BMW almost exclusively. Right now I'm about to sell my bimmer and buy a SC300 in manual if I can, or just settle for a 98 SC400 with 290hp and a 5 speed for a while and 2jz swap it later. I still hope to have another e46 in a couple years my 330xi was great but the normal 330i is faster by a bit and handles a smidgen better.
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>>15196656
>implying
Not everyone has to do degrading things for money, Cletus.
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>>15193192
Does Chase Hawk still ride too? He seems like one of those dudes who would grow up and turn into a junkie and not ride much.

>tfw Scotty Cranmer comes to Chicago and we harassed the fuck out of him and tell him not to come back anymore
I kinda stopped paying attention to most of the pros aside from lots of Chicago and Milwaukee guys. Brian Kachinsky will always be OG as fuck. Him and Kevin Porter were always cool dudes to ride with because they have been around so long that they don't have shit to prove to anybody.
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>>15196691
>implying
Is it degrading to have rich parents?
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>>15196703
>Is it degrading to have rich parents?
Nope. Feels good, man.
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>>15196703
I wish I had rich parents...

The kids that are real spoiled end up being retarded when it comes to real world stuff though.
>have rich friend since high school, dad owns a chemical company
>gets a new Mercedes every 2-3 years (currently in a loaded E-350)
>parents are out of town for a 3-day weekend
>decide to have people over at his estate
>parents leave ~$400 for 3 days worth of food, all spent on beer
>Saturday afternoon, go to dude's house after work to chill until the party gets going
>Tell him I'm hungry and he explains how there is no food in the house, only option is McD's
>open up fridge and it is full of stuff I could easily cook up
>grab a frying pan to make some grilled ham and cheese and he proceeds to freak out
>acts like I'm about to start cooking meth in his kitchen, tells me to make sure I don't fuck anything up and clean up because he doesn't know how to do any of that
>I proceed to make my grilled ham and cheese sandwiches without issue

I mean, having a new Benz is nice but I'm glad I know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich and put air in my tires. I guess he will be able to pay people for those things, but if anything ever goes south for him financially and he can't live off his dad's business, he will be fucked.
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>>15196786
Did his family usually have "help"? I know a lot of very rich people, and there's a big difference between kids who grew up with domestic help and those who didn't, everything else about their lifestyle being similar.

On the other hand, I've seen kids from a trailer park who didn't know how to wash dishes in a sink so God only knows what's wrong with some people.
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>>15196822
Idk, I think his mom babied him a little so he doesn't know shit about cooking and housekeeping stuff. Most likely a maid as well for that house.

But since this is /o/, he (and his family) are under the impression that cars are basically worthless and will break down all the time the minute they hit 75k miles. The type of people who will call a tow truck when the "Low Tire Pressure" light comes on, but when the CEL is flashing and "Low Oil Pressure" warning is on, they will continue to drive until they blow the motor. It is basically like dealing with suburban teenage girls.

I grew up in a blue collar middle class household in a blue collar suburb. I went to a Catholic HS though after 9 years of public school. And there are clueless and naive people like that in every socioeconomic class but it is much more common with wealthy people.
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>>15196786
i would rather kill myself than be an incapable retard who can't make a goddamn sandwich
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>>15197048
It's just about how much avoiding inconvenience and having a "fresh" car is worth to you. If you have a lot of money, then you may feel it's more worthwhile to just trade off and avoid the hassle if that's what you value.

Not saying it's always the way to go, but it's not necessarily just idiocy.

>>15197063
Yeah I'm sure you'd rather die than be loaded. The rich guy grapes are wayyy too sour.
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>>15192070
This probably works most of the time too, kek.
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>>15197190
>go through life knowing that you are physically incapable of putting a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread
>BUT IM RICH BRO


kill me.
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>>15197217
>can pay someone else to make him a sandwich while enjoying so much power that you can literally rape your sandwich maker and they will still come to work the next day
Your mind is way too stuck in the blue collar mindset to appreciate the potential of wealth.
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>>15197261
>can pay someone to make a sandwich

I'd rather do it myself. its called being an individual

it wouldn't matter if i had a billion dollars i'd still make my own fucking sandwich if i was hungry. that's not something you pay someone to make

If i was rich I wouldn't be eating fucking grilled cheese sandwiches.


>hire full-time live-in chef
>$100k+ year
>YEAH BRO MAKE ME A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE, BECAUSE IM WHITE TRASH AS FUCK
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>>15197283
>I'm an individual!
>but I'd only eat society-approved rich guy food
Maybe you just feel like a grilled cheese, but you'd rather do whatever your individual heart desires instead of stand over the stove.
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>>15197190
Nah, if he (the dad) has the money to dump a new Benz, BMW, or Cadillac on himself, his wife, and 3 kids, than that's fine. Gotta keep up appearances too. Dude also refuses to but a Ferrari or anything crazy too because cars are such a shitty investment. Especially in Chicago were you can barely drive them between winter and construction.

>>15197261
It's not the fact that he doesn't have to make his own sandwich, it's the fact that he can't. Like I said, as long as he is sucking on daddy's tit, he will be fine. But if he were ever totally independent and his financial sutuation went south, he would be fucked.

I did love going out and partying with his dad's American Express CEO card. Feels good knowing you could buy a house with the credit card in your hand. We abused the fuck out of that and he eventually took it back but just gave dude like $200 every time we went out on a Saturday. $100 on booze and $100 on a 15pk of Chicago Mints. Eat 5, make the $100 back, and then spend that on McDonald's at 6am and an eighth to roll a couple blunts.
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>>15190259
I drive BMW. My car is better than your therefore I'm better than you. If I'm better than you that means you are irrelevant so it doesn't matter how I treat you.
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>>15198316
My bimmer will be better than yours. Not yet but wait till I get my hands on a 3SG3E BEAMS and I'll have the Ultimate Beamer
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everyone can afford a BMW, for some reason they think they're part of an elite club. guy in OPs pic has no muscle, what a sappy sadkunt
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>>15198316
can't wait to slap down a downpayment on a bentley, put up a custom plate "LOL BMW" and laugh at your financial and physical inferiority
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>>15198359
LOL pheaton with British build quality
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>>15191790
>your bros are in the xgames and you're just at home on 4chan
>mirra is/was old enough for cte to even develop
>you lost your sponsorships to hard drugs
>it could've been us

woodpusher here, kill me
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>>15198417
I know a lot of pro dudes and very few of them actually make any money. They get their travel budgets, free parts and clothes, but the actual income isn't shit to live off of. Couple of the dudes have bronze and silver X-Games medals from years ago and are just working regular jobs (not great jobs tbqhwy). They missed their chance at trying to get a career going.

It would be fun if I got to travel around the world riding little kids' bicycles from age 17-23, but mostly for the stories. I didn't do anything worthwhile in that time of my life anyway. But it doesn't mean much by the time you're 30 and kids half your age are better than anybody from your whole generation.
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>>15198613
Yea but you know it was fun though. All the camaraderie and stuff has gone unmatched since. I still go and I'm still quite young but the flash is gone now. And yeah most of them don't and won't have 20k to drop on a skyline, or a nice house, but I know most who went legit am/pro or even just kept at it had a good time, bike or board. I really just want someone to ride with now
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>>15198613
I know xgame competitors that live with their mom's and don't work at age 35+ and also don't ride. but the ones that I still see at the park did the wife kids job number or are on their way to it. I ended up the latter somehow too
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>>15198174
>But if he were ever totally independent and his financial sutuation went south, he would be fucked.
And if you had to live in a Favela you'd probably be fucked. If your financial situation drastically improved, you probably wouldn't have the skills to capitalize on it to the fullest. In fact, I expect your reply to reflect that you don't even know what that would mean.

Not knocking you as a retard or anything, but nobody is all things to all people.
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>>15190501
I skateboard, but I have no idea how BMX fags do stuff like this. It seems super difficult to safely bail out with a bike
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>>15191834
He is a terrible troll, but his points are valid.

>>15195929
I think he meant that you drive it hard without worrying about long-term reliability, not that you drive it over the mileage limit.
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>>15190259
what is a fuccboi?
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>>15191856
would you cunts shut the fuck up for a second, what is actually up with stance/rice and the miniature bikes? is the the racks or the bike that's the statement? and if it's the racks why not put a real bike on it? if it's the bike, why does it have to be on the car? srs questions
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>>15199292
because BMX bruh

Gotta drive down town and show of my sick tricking skills with the bros in my sweet ride bro

fuck yea freestlye
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>>15199058
Less fucked than him. And I could still flip burgers and not get fired if I caught a felony and couldn't get a real job. People like him could never even handle that.

>>15198827
Lots of them try to stay in the BMX world with other businesses too. One dude who was in the Dave Mirra games on XBox and PS2 or whatever lives outside Chicago now and had his own company going with frames and bars for a couple years. Had a friend riding for him but the time he put into the company wasn't worth it for the money so he had to scrap it and work on supporting the family.

>>15199119
You pretty much have to be totally ready to jump clear of the bike any time something goes wrong. If you get tangled up, it sucks. The one good thing compared to skating is that you can miss the pedals and still aim for the seat and try to save yourself. If you don't have both feet planted on a skateboard, you're probably going down.
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>>15199292
How the fuck am I to travel to the other part of the track quick to meet up with buds and such in a short amount of time?
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