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why are you single, /o/?
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why are you single, /o/?
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Wifey said I was too cuddly :( I think it was because she caught me trying it on with the Wetherspoons barmaid
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>>15188397
because it's been two years and i'm still not over my ex
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I'm a 19 year old autist with zero friends or any social life to speak of.
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I spend to much money on my car.
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Because I'm a supreme gentleman and girls don't give me a chance.
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because I got a qt gf that participated in all my hobbies with me, forgave me for everything I ever did wrong, and never fought with me, but struggling financially and failing college put me through 2 years of severe adderall-abusing depression that even prime delicious pucci couldn't cure so she left me for my best friend

when I started building cars I forgot all about that shit though, straight pipe rumble and cornering gees are truly the meaning of life

I'm probably gonna remain single because all I do is work at the dealership and go home and work on my car so I'm not really exposed to females like ever
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>women
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>>15188397
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Most guys aren't into cars and star trek.
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>>15188601
are u gay or something (shaking my head)
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>>15188611
Leave KR alone you shitcunt
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>>15188611
well he is a tripfag
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>>15188611
Yes.
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Because my last breakup left me bitter.
I also don't have time for girls, nor anything they might like
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>>15188397
There is a lot of brainwashing when it comes to how to meet and date women, or get a girlfriend.

You basically get made fun of for having to make a real effort to find someone. People will tell you to just "relax" and "it'll happen when you least expect it." But not all of us are so lucky. Some of us actually have to go out and try, and get rejected a number of times, before we find someone. And some of us have to go on multiple dates with multiple people and deal with the flakiness, fading out, and lack of compatibility or enthusiasm until we find the right one.

It is frustrating how many times I've been written off by girls, even ones who were clearly into me in the beginning, because I didn't have what they wanted or they liked some other guy more. I am not perfect but I don't see myself as severely flawed compared to most other guys either.

I guess it just hasn't worked out yet. But it will some day. I believe that for myself and most lonely guys here.
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>>15188397
Cos my Tinder game is strong, i hold my phone sideways and strum swipe it right like a banjo.
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No girls are on my level
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>>15188397
I can't read people, I don't LIKE people, and I have unrealistically high standards.
Apparently attractive, single, feminine, and nice are impossible to find in my age bracket.
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>>15188397

I'm not. My wife just walks away when I start talking about cars.
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I can't provide a smile for myself so gf would have hard time surviving in a relationship with me.
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>>15188847
That's a very nice and safe for work picture
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>>15188397
Because I'm too busy with school
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>>15188397
Because I'm a 26 year old autist who has never drank alcohol and doesn't date women who do, among many.. many other reasons. In my defense I was in a relationship once for over 3 years, but out of the past 6 years, I've spent less than 8 months in relationships.
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>>15188847
Thanks, I just got promoted
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>>15188397
Because I've been fucked over too many times in the past to even bother trying to get back out there because it's just going to happen again and again.

Besides, I put my vehicles before women now.
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>>15188455
me too
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I'm not
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>>15188397
no social life
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>>15188397
My looks aren't everyones cup of tea and I need someone whose got as much if a childish streak as I do. If you don't like getting drunk and cuddling in a pillow fort I'm not interested.
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Well for starters I'm out of the house for at least 14 hours of day working. When I'm not working I go home and play Forza for an hour or 2 and go to bed. That's my average weekday. On the weekend I'm either building motorcycles and cars to flip or I'm out with my friends. Either way it doesn't seem very rational to have another leach that will take half your money and cheat on you while you're trying to get shit to better yourself fuck you casey you fucking cunt I'll never be able to have a gf again u whore I'm better off anyway now I may be a lonely driver but I'm not living paycheck to paycheck
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>>15188919
Oh, also she's gotta be into guns.

/k/ommando lyfe
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Clinical rotations take up almost all of my time and the only women I meet are either patients and attending physicians that I'm not allowed personal relationships with if I want a career, and other students that I can are all backstabbing cunts
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>>15188934
It's not unreasonable to want a girl who has a job these days anon, try and find yourself someone in the industry, maybe a nice cute service writer
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I'm not, but frequently wish I was.
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I'm a fat ugly socially awkward faglord with no game to speak of whatsoever.

I'm working on the fat part, but that's only one part.
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Cuz I ain't tryin.
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>>15188397
I have no access to any kind of dating pool whatsoever, the only option was my boss's daughter but she has a gender studies degree and moved to New York.
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>>15188966

yeah me too then I remember the 3 years of my life wasted with cunty oops I mean casey and how I have double, no, triple the fucking spending money I had then. I can import a fucking r32 now if I wanted too. I can buy a fucking boat now. If I wanted to I can buy shit boxes and put them in a crash derby. I can follow my shitty /o/ dreams now. If u do get a gf (dont) listen to >>15188956 and make sure she's a wage cuck like yourself and she may only take half your money for material possessions that will never see the outside of the closet.
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>>15188847
That huge filled cavity in her lower right molar is very distracting. Normally, those are photoshopped out.
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I work 8 to 5 and regularly work overtime and I get called in to work in the evening and weekends a lot so that doesn't leave me much time to go out and socialize. I'm my down time I'm either doing yard work, working on cars or playing Forza
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>>15188397
I'm in my 20s but I am only interested in LTRs.
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>>15188397
Go back to your containment board
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Because I always expected grils to make the first move and never learned to talk to them
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>>15188397
>4/10 looks
>-9999/10 personality
>0/10 autism dress style
>Get called "creepy" and "weird"
>Gave up on finding a gf years ago
>Don't care about making friends and meeting people
>Nearly all women think my hobbies are either boring or 2spooky
>Don't have betabux or my own house for them to leech and possibly steal from me
>Lost all hope, realizing that I'm destined to die alone and that the phrase, "There's always someone out there for everyone," is bullshit
>Trust no one - not even myself's self... I can't allow myself to feel attached to anyone, that way I can avoid any heartache that may occur in doing so
>Other than meeting up with local miats club once a month, I don't talk much and don't do social normie shit like going to clubs and parties or whatever
>I'm into some freaky-deaky-kinky-type shit and have better luck of stumbling upon a unicorn/mermaid/leprechaun orgy at the end of a rainbow than finding a girl who actually shares my fetishes
If I didn't have my car, I'd probably an hero already tbhfam.
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>>15188397
There's no reason to have children. Ultimately the relationship thing is just knowing you can have a close friend with the other sex.. and have sex. I've done everything I've ever wanted to do with woman in my short life. There's nothing more to do. I've done it all.
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>>15189029
Fat chicks need love too anon
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>>15189093
In his defense fat chicks these days think they're bug boned and deserve the same as women who actually try to stay in shape
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Because a gf wont change you in any way.
You will feel as empty as always.
A woman cant changw the nature of a man. Nothing can.
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>>15188968
This.

I just don't put any effort into finding gf, so the result is pretty much what you'd expect.
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>>15189096
Nah. I met my current fiancé (inb4 >marriage) and she's fat, but cute. None of that SJW bullshit, and hates being fat. Doc told her she has some thyroid thing and a hormone problem. Takes meds now and loses the weight.

Pic related
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Gf before last I didn't like her and she liked me
Just basically cut her off
Liked my last gf but she was just using me for money. At least she was letting me fucc.
Now ehhhh idk I might wait until a good one comes by.
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>>15188472
>probably 316i
>those wheels with that paint
>ecowing tires
Ok, this is true art.
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Because I use my car to fill the hole left over by the absence of a real relationship. I wish I could have genuine affection from another person, but my obsession with my cars tends to backfire, and I become "that guy who really loves his cars"

Also I have a huge crush on my best friend because I don't understand love as anything more than advanced friendship. She doesn't see me that way though because she's a perfectly normal human being.
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>>15189093
Absolutely not.
A girl i know is trying to hit on me and shes fat. Amerifat /b/ tards would probably love her. I have standards and theyre high. Told that bitch to get her fat as skinny again or she shouldnt even try to talk to me again. Ive seen photos of her 2 years ago where she was skinny.
She had that small, petite skinny body frame which you want to destroy. That kind of smallness that would make a 3 inch benis look like 10 inches long.
Id marry her skinny body asap. Its 10/10
I loath fat people. The only good thing is that theyre harder to kidnap.
Just thinking about that floppy fat wobbling around jesus christ im not mentally ill to like disgusting things.
She got fat because she had a stupid friend that couldnt control her.
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>>15189124
Edgy
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Probably because I'm too handsome and have too much money.
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>>15189124
I can't imagine why no woman would want you...
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>>15188397
>why are you single, /o/?

Haven't had a girlfriend since I graduated highschool. After graduating she moved to California and I stayed in Michigan. That was almost 5 years ago. We were together from the start of the senior year right up to the end. She still calls me from time to time to see how I'm doing. I wish she wouldn't call me.. However it's nice to have someone ask how I'm doing.
>I never call her, she calls me
>Usually once every two months she'll call me
>Last time I talked to her she passed her NCLEX

I tried finding a girl after graduating but meeting people became difficult.

I then started working two full time jobs and pretty much lost contact with all my friends from HS. 80 hour work weeks weren't enough for me so I started working on a farm and bumped myself up to working long hours seven days a week.
>My hours are long and my pay is low

I just recently quit my job. I have more in the bank than anyone I know but girls just see me as an unemployed mooch.
>I haven't been this happy in a long time
>Have spent everyday camping, visiting family and old friends, and enjoying the outdoors since I quit
>Went fishing for the first time in two years yesterday and earned a nice sunburn out on the lake
>Feels good

And that my anon friends is the reason I'm going back to school. For the social aspect. Probably get back into web development as it pays more than any skill trade job I've come across. It's a shame as I like doing things with my hands.
>Spend countless hours building something from nothing
>When it's all said and done you can stand back and look at your work


>pic semi related
>Moving to NM as soon as I find a place there
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>>15188397
One day in my early 20s I took a step back and contemplated what I was doing and where my life was going. I realized that I'm more than fine on my own and that none of the romantic relationships I've ever had weren't worth the effort in hindsight.

Most of the girls that were ever interested in me got extremely aggressive and frustrated the second they realized they can't use sex as leverage to get nice things from me. So I stopped trying to maintain relationships with what's essentially whores.

If I ever find a girl who just wants to get comfy together, instead of making every conversation a minefield of shit tests, you can bet I'll put a ring on her, but until then, what's the point?
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>>15188837
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>>15189093
Sure they do, but it's not coming from me. I know I'm not hot shit, but I still have standards. If she's got some chub and she's willing to shed the weight, I'd be OK with that. If I had interest in hooking up with a landwhale, it would be short-term, because in the states I'm looking at moving to, bestiality is a felony.
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>>15188601
Are you fucking kidding?
Most guys are into cars and startrek.
You're probably just autistic.
Also a faggot.
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>>15188397
Guns, computers, cars and baikus.

All of these have specific functions, and specific, finely-tuned components that allow me to communicate exactly what I want, and they then do all they feasibly can do to give me what I asked for. The only way to not receive what I ask for from these machines if I either
a) fail to communicate properly, or
b) fail to maintain my machines, or
c) fail to take the environment into account.

People on the other hand? Fucking wildcard. I need something, I communicate it as best as I can, I get any fucking thing in return, and I get dragged into their petty conflicts.

This is coming from a translator and interpreter, 3 languages fluently and a little in all slavic directions. It's not even that people are insane or that I'm exceedingly autistic, it's just the nature of people to not give themselves entirely to a function unless it's fight or flight. And I don't need that kind of shit - I just need straight shots and straight roads and efficient shitposting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-gBbFxK5qQ
A fleshlight in the exhaust is all I need.
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>>15189191
>Tfw mom just walked up on me and asked if that's me in the pic as I was scrolling through the thread
>"He looks just like you!"
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>>15188397
Because other gays I meet are way too faggy and SJW for me, and I don't want to meet trashy guys at a dirty-ass bar or hook up app.
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>>15189222
I guarantee it you're ugly.
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>>15189097
fugg
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>>15189124
>flaunting about rejecting a woman

The fedora is strong with this one
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>>15189222
>gays faggy
What a waste of trips.
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Because this generation of females is garbage
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>>15189261
Fuck off, homophobe.
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>>15189266
t. virgin
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>>15189266
Stop looking at basic bitches
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>>15188397
>why are you single, /o/?
Because I have little to time for those creatures. I'm out of the at 7:30am and don't get home til 11:30pm. Plus, I'd rather spend what little time I have working on my shitbox.
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>>15189266
>dat exposed neckline
what a fuckin hussy
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>>15189270
>basic bitches

Please translate your jargon, normie.
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>>15189286
Vapid sluts
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I tried to hit on hundreds of grilles but they don't want me

I'm not even ugly and I also have a good job but my personality repels them
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Because I'm only attracted to SJW's despite being hardcore opposed to SJW's.
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What does this have to do with cars?
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>>15188601
I would for you bb.
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>>15189320
oh i kinda know this feeling
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>>15189071
You are the reason white people will be extinct soon. Well done mate.
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>>15189191
I don't look like that, but pretty much. I don't meet many people I share interests with, and I'm bad at people to boot.
And, frankly, I'm mostly single because I don't want to settle for someone I don't actually like to be around. Better to remain single than have my brain fucked up again by someone.
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>>15188747

You not supposed to *try*.

Your insecurity and lack of confidence is going to off-putting to anyone, especially women, who desire somebody stable and grounded to the ground.
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>asked out by someone with all the same hobbies and interests
>don't find them sexually attractive
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Carnivore man/bread
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>>15189607
It's like dating a bro

Would you want to date a bro?
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>>15189019
That's disgusting
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>>15188397
combination of shit personality, shit job hours that leave with no free time and being a shut in when I do

also I don't use any social media aside for this time sink of a site and I'm pretty that's where most modern hook ups happen
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>>15188397
Because I broke up with my gf last week. Long story short, she was immature and had unrealistic expectations of a relationship especially when just we started going out
>if you love me anon, why don't you want to spend more time with me?
Honey I'm already spending practically all my time I'm not at work or asleep with you. Can't you understand I just need a little space sometimes?

Sure there were some good times, and couples are always going to argue from time to time, but as much as we liked each other we'd both be better off with other people. Better to be single for now than be unhappy in a relationship in the long term.

>>15189390
Nothing.
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>>15189607
Your hobbies and interests are the best escape from a SO. why would you want to date someone to share your life 24/7?

>worlds collide costanza.jpg
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>>15189618
fuck yes I would
sometimes I just wish I was gay
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I'm not though
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>>15188397
Because I'm a 4/10 who's always been rejected. I fell pretty hard for a grill i grew up with, but in high school she got hot and chose chad. Not worth getting attached to someone and getting flat out rejected is always rough.

>b-b-bro y-y-y-you'll find someone some day

I'd rather be single ťbh fåm
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>>15189744
Look on the bright side, more money and time to spend on your car
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>>15188397
Because I need to spend my money on my car ;_;
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>>15188397
I spend my days watching anime
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>>15189659
>Your hobbies and interests are the best escape from a SO. why would you want to date someone to share your life 24/7?
Because then you don't need an escape from each other. If I could copy my personality into a qt3.14 body I (we) would be the happiest man (and woman) on earth.
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>>15188397

im not, i met my girlfriend on here actually too
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>>15189791
You sure about that?
https://youtu.be/SsoOG6ZeyUI
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>>15189795
No you didn't. Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet, especially 4chan.

I think your gf is a trap, anon.
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>>15189576
I don't try at all, that's why I've never even been on a date.
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>>15189791
Doubt it.

Time away from one another is really nice. You just get tired of being around someone all day everyday.

At least I do. I'd snap if I couldn't get away from someone for alone time.
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>>15189795
She has a penis, but as long as she's wearing a skirt...
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>>15188886
are you me?
>be into the whole dating scene in college
>one of my exes gets with one of my friends
>she's really abusive and is why I got cold feet with her
>friend is fallen for her
>she emotionally abuses friend
>friend too beta to call it quits
>tries to an hero
and that was the last time I tried dating. Going on 4 years now.
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>>15189751
That's true. I've gotten a nice car, truck and motorcycle since then so there is a brifhtside. My friends and family are pretty judgmental about me not dating or not wanting to date though.
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>>15189807
>>15189819

nah 100% real girl, probably one of the few guys thats met a real girl from here lol
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>>15189813
There's a difference between
>craving time away from each other because you can't stand being together for a prolonged period of time
and
>wanting to do things on your own because doing everything together is tedious
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>>15189833
Reminds me of how my family wants me to get married already
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>>15189809
I don't try at all that's why I never feel lonely or sad
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>22
>gf of 3 years broke up 8 months ago
>not motivated to talk to girls anymore
most of them aren't even interesting to talk to desu
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I pretty much only pursue friends with benefits (or maybe fuckbuddy is the correct term?) type relationships that just involve getting together every 3 or 4 weeks for a weekend that involves lots of sex, netflix, and maybe going out to eat at a nice restaurant or going to a ballgame together. I'm 28 now though so I'm constantly getting asked "why haven't you gotten married yet?" or "why are you still single?" which is pretty annoying. I just don't feel like "settling down" yet.
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Fell HARD for this girl a little over a year ago and was with her for about 6 months. Went through a period of alcoholism and restless crazy nights(nearly lost my car and life a few times riding around doing crazy shit;running from the law etc.) Because come to find out she was still fucking with her ex along with about 10 other guys. Tried to confront her and she just cut me off cold. Never did get a resolution. Would get a few texts here and there and a couple of times she called me talking about how she loved me and she missed me but she was drunk off her ass each time. That REALLY fucked with my head because it was right around my darkest period of alcohol and drug abuse.Pretty over her by now though because I finally realized what a manipulative shit person she was with the help of a good friend. Now I just really don't have the motivation at all and turn any noticeably interested girls down before they even ask by being legitimately uninterested as fuck in them(Which alot of the time pushes them to pursue me even more.Women are weird sometimes). I'm kinda in a void right now and I don't know where it is heading.

/blogshit
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>>15188601
Micra = pussy repellent
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>>15188397
I have a wife and a kid and a girlfriend and a truck and a fox body
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>>15189791
I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who has my exact personality. I'm stubborn, prone to bouts of depression, introverted, and cynical. If I dated someone else like that then we'd both be miserable. My best relationships have been with the eager to please, bubbly, outgoing types that are always cheerful and nice to everyone.
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because apparently i was such a horrible bf and person to the only girl that ever dated, and that made her not want to talk to me ever again, she didnt even told me on persons we were breaking up, just a message and thats all.
it also didnt help that we lost a child.
i dont even know if she is alive anymore or what happen to her

and the separation hit me so hard my brain blocked part of my life and now i only remember small parts of the last 7 years

also i dont want to make anyone else suffer the same thing
at least i have 4chan, my dogs and the car
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>>15189977
Wow, sounds like some Chasing Amy shit right there
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>>15189977
>and turn any noticeably interested girls down before they even ask by being legitimately uninterested as fuck in them(Which alot of the time pushes them to pursue me even more.Women are weird sometimes)
If only women got more attracted to me if I was socially inept and ignored them. You've got it easy bub
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>>15188397
Because of crippling social anxiety mixed with social autism. I have a 100% failure rate with women which has caused me to give up almost completely. Maybe if someone directly said theyd date me I'd change my mind. But that won't happen
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>>15189977
>(nearly lost my car and life a few times riding around doing crazy shit;running from the law etc.) Because come to find out she was still fucking with her ex along with about 10 other guys.
nice double dubs itsuki
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>3D women
Absolutely disgusting.

Well to tell you the truth the last relationship I was in almost killed me, or rather, made me kill myself. Literally felt such an attachment, nothing like ever before, and there were plenty of girls before her (not like alot but :l). She slowly dropped off the radar and stopped talking to me, which is weird cause I wasn't really doing anything that would warrant that. She was away at college, so I just let her be and maybe once every week sent her a text or gave her a call. This slowly drove me to insanity I suppose. Because its hard to not talk to the person you love for a week at a time, especially when you think about them. But I put up with it in the hopes that everything would be OK. Long story short, everything wasn't ok and the last thing she did was kick me out of her house when I calmly tried to talk to her about it. The 3 months following that moment were the worst of my life. But also during those 3 months I got really into cars, probably to fill the void. Now it's a strong hobby of mine, and I'm glad everyday because of it. I can't go back to relationship hunting yet though. I still think about her occasionally, as we had so much in common that I linked her to almost everything. I really can't afford to drop into a depression again. So I'll wait. If a girl comes to me, I won't say no, but I'm definitely not looking for something that could quite possibly kill me anymore. For all you virgins out there, sex doesn't mean anything unless it's with somebody you love. But that's the most dangerous kind.

TL:DR
CARS > WOMEN
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But I do.

I'm an engineer and so is the gf so we're both wage cucks.
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>>15190013
also I eat a lot of cheese burgers all the time and I shout god bless the U.S.A everyday!
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>This thread
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>>15191058
>You

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>15188415
>two years
gonna be a rufride bud its been 4 since things ended with the only girl ive loved.
>dated three girls since
>3 months
>6 moths
>11 months
all ending the same, I feel nothing, I tell them, they hate me and dont talk to me ever again.
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my car hydrolocked, who's gonna date a loser who doesn't have a car?

who's willing to put up with someone asking for fucking rides for every outing?
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>>15188397
I'd rather be single than be in a relationship with a shitty girl, fortunately for me my university is 60% white trash, 35% niggers and 5% not shit girls who have boyfriends
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the military made me lose faith in relationships or any grain hope of ever finding myself a long-lasting one forever.
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I'm not doe
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>>15192854
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>>15192854
>dem gains
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>>15192865

>Mexican

lol wut
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How can 3D even compare
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>>15192878

Tsuchiya approved.
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>>15192896

>Spic

I'm half Sand nig, half gook.
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i have a gorgeous asian american gf tho

and a GX470 and a Chevelle
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>>15192917

>sand nig
>pajeet

Yup, you're black alright.
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TOO BUSY SUCJKIN DICK AND BURSTIN DOWN SPEEDWAYS
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>>15192948

>Said the nigger.
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>>15192986

I'm just banting mang :^)
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>>15188397
I don't drink or go out much, and commuting most places was kneecapped by a medical issue I won't go into so I don't work in an office anymore. Also live with my dad in smaller place than before so no real privacy. I did briefly date but I wasn't really feeling it and I had to focus on getting work.
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>>15188415
LMAO same here. Also, I feel like I'm not good enough for anyone desu so I'm just riding solo
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>>15188512
w2c sticker?
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>>15188415
>>15192739
>>15194221
fuck. i didnt ask for this
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>>15188397
Gf's are expensive and I want 400 HP out of my e36
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>>15188397
I bought a motorcycle and was deemed financially irresponsible

So I then took the wedding money I had saved up and bought a R32 GT-R lel
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>>15188397
a combination of dropping spaghetti and being illegal thrice
and everything I'm best at a normal person does 200% better or they just don't care
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>>15195673
I guess some stories do have a happy ending
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>>15188397
Because girls find me vaguely threatening, and the only ones who despite that are even remotely comfortable with being around me are already in relationships.
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Parents tried to get me into an arranged marriage so I bought a motorcycle.
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>>15188907
>>15188747
people used to be part of hobby clubs or community events
none of that happens now

just think how many people you talk to or meet in a place that is not the mall or school or your workplace

your not going to meet anyone in a park or on the street at random now that people keep to them self
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Because I don't care about a relationship, I'm focusing on school and work.
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>>15195742
I don't care dude
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>>15188968
this
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cause fag and don't want to be
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Because a car won't cheat on me, leave me, pull me away from my interests, or frame me for rape just to spite me or take my money. Sex was mediocre at best compared to how I imagined it as a teenager and FUCK having children.
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>>15197071
It's good with the right person, anon. But that kind of sex can kill you if you can't have it anymore.
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>>15188397
I can't handle commitment every time i think i found someone i want to stay with. I end up getting bored 6-8months into the relationship and leave them, or in rare cases cheat. I'm starting to become a bit afraid that i will never be happy with someone because I always fuck it up
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because I met a really awesome girl about a year ago now that was about to move away anyway and I still haven't gotten over her
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>>15188397
But... I'm not.

And if I could clone my particular wife unit I could make a goddamned fortune.
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>>15189093
Fat chicks won't fit in his Mx5 though.
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>>15190105
>If only women got more attracted to me if I was socially inept and ignored them.

It does happen. I think there's a girl at work interested in me because I'm not one of the thirsty horny guys her age that are constantly sniffing around for pussy because she's one of the few single white girls around that isn't fat.

I'm not entirely sure she realises that I'm not talkative because I'm legitimately not good at dealing with people, and on the verge of punching half the people around anyway.
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hey /o/. Rate my bro's gf.
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not sure, been going on a lot of dates lately though tbqh
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>>15189576
Disagree.

If you aren't making your intentions clear and asking for more, you won't get what you want. If you like someone, ask them out
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>>15188472
Aren't you the guy who bought the bimmer for his gf?
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>>15189029

Chicks dig Miatas, anon.
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>>15197426
she looks like my mechanic
that's fucking weird
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>no social life
>dont hang with anyone from work
>stopped making real friends after high school
>stopped hanging with most of my HS friends
>very fat
>slightly awkward
>over average standards
>only times i go out is for car related events
>shy
>something that might be depression
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>>15197766
Post your mechanic.
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>>15197426
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>>15197811
Is that a Mustang?
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>>15188397
I'm technically not but officially I am for legal purposes.
In other words. The only people that know I'm in a relationship are me and my GF
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Who cares about girls when you have cars, anime, videogames and booze?
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>>15188954
Fuck the nurses bruh.

Why are you even complaining? Any of the under 30 girls are easy pickings
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>>15197733
>me
>vaginal jew
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>>15188512
>left for best friend

Holy shit dude that sucks
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Because I'm older now and all the single girls my age are worn out sluts, single moms or damaged goods.

Now I understand why the japs place so much emphasis on getting in early.
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>>15197734
Didn't you sell your 86?
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>>15188397
Girlfriend decided she wanted to ride her exes dong instead of mine

As far as I can tell she got a downgrade since this guy has no value able skills, is a pimple faced, fucked up teeth loser, and cheated on her when they were together before. Oh, but "he said he's changed." I guess good riddance to her. She wanted to be friends but I blocked her and not replying to texts. Never again
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I never had a crush on anyone so I never tried to be not single.
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>>15198716
Yeah, but I don't mix booze and cars. Pulled off too many full retards with the mix.
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>>15188397
Because my ex girlfriend had some demonic possession issues (not even kidding, she had some heavy schizophrenia), and I don't wanna get into that shit again.
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Girls cost time and money and I don't like parting with either.
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>>15188397
because i'd rather play vidya,smoke weed,work on cars.
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>>15188397
Because my last girlfriend didn't appreciate hard work or savings. She left because I worked to much and didn't spend enough on her. Told her to walk.
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>manlet
>ugly
>fat
>hairy as a bear
>antisocial
>introvert
>nerd

Do you really need to ask?
Also, I drive a Ford Focus.
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Jungle bangle wow wow
Get the power oh - oh
I am mister blaster, Go! Go! Go!
Jungle bangle wow wow
Magic weapon oh - oh
Bad flash in the dark of night

I cheated on her a million times and told her she was a glorified cooking/cleaning appliance. This has happened a few times.
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>>15188397
Because gay people aren't into cars, or weeb shit.
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>>15200300
That;s odd considering everybody here is a fag.
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Work from home 7 days a week trying to save failing company.
Have no money, no time and terrified of driving, thus never get out of the house.

What do?
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>>15200349
>terrified of driving
fucking explain this, I know half a dozen retards that "can't work because they can't drive" and they get pissy at me every time I tell them to stop being useless fucking shits.
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>>15200363
My co-worker married a woman who will not drive, she refuses to learn and her parents fully support that.

They've got kids and IMO that is fucking selfish and irresponsible. What if there's an emergency and she needs to move the kids?
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>>15200363
My father was in motosport
I grew up with cars, while driving one of his classics on our property when I was maybe 12 by my self I had an accident, nothing real serious but it fucked me up with cars for some reason.

There is no rational reason to be terrified, I don't want to be but I struggled with it for years and just gave up.
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>>15200400
Stop being a useless fucking shit.
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>>15200400
seek professional help

i dont mean that as a dig or anything, a childhood trauma that is still vivid to the point where it's still massively affecting your life is something you really do need to do something about.
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>>15200410
I might, thanks.
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I have very low self esteem and I am severely depressed. I'm so oblivious to all the girls that like me that they just eventually give up and move on. Whenever I do manage to get a girlfriend they usually end up leaving because they can't deal with me being depressed all the time.

I miss my ex now. Fuck you op for making this thread.
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I'm not, and my woman drives a '69 Mustang with ~90k original miles, paint and interior.
I've got a beat up '72 Maverick I'm fixing up.
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I'm also still in love with my ex.
High school sweetheart, tons of great memories, great chemistry, but she's complicated and tends to perceive things in different light (usually negative) so it was demanding and then distance for a while didn't help... it's weird because even through the negatives I still loved her to death and it seemed like she also did, but I guess she didn't feel like using her energy for it.
Dated girls after, but she's always been in my mind since then, close to 8 years already.
Girl I was dating wanted to get married, but I know I shouldn't if it's loveless and pretending from my side even if she's great.
Called my ex, we were on the phone a few times and it was great again, I got too excited and asked her out again but she refused, said she was planning on settling down and I was confusing her, fml. Told her why settle when we could have great things... never got the answer back, I guess she's just not up for it.

Might as well stay single until I actually fall in love again, and if I don't, fuck it... I'm a guy, dating is not hard for guys as you get older unlike for women.

Still sad though, not a day goes by something doesn't remind me of her.
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Because I was in a car crash, may end up going to prison, and it all got too much for her.
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>>15188397
>why are you single, /o/?

No job.
No money.
Ugly.
Emotionally stunted.
Awkward.
Small penis.
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>>15200515
post pic with dick.
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>>15188397
But I'm not. I bought into the meme that BMWs get chicks and the meme was actually true. Big BMWs do get chicks.
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>>15200515
shit self esteem as well...
learn to love yourself
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>>15200349
Failing business ain't worth it man, if its losing money, all it does is death spiral and suck more money and time down.
Do some accounting and see how long it will
last before it runs out of money to pay you.

Then bail.
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>>15197734
Yes, but that doesn't mean they dig me, too. People compliment my car all the time, but that hasn't gotten me a gf. Then again, I've felt no attraction to any of the girls who said it to me IRL, so I didn't even try to get to know them. Even if I did, I'm so bitter and pessimistic at this point - I just don't see any chance of anything ever working out. And I think if I succeeded in getting a gf, they'd want me to sell my car. I've seen so many dudes in my club get whipped into selling their miats because their gfs didn't like them and/or they demanded a hugbox economy sedan because 'muh babby soon'. Fuck that shit. My car will always be of higher or at least equal importance.
>Hope this post makes sense because I'm fucking tired and about to pass out wew lad
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>>15189222
Agreed. Why do gays think they need to either take an exaggerated masculine or feminine role? I just want a qt bf that does not get to faggy and has a RX-7.
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>>15200728
underrated post

Never expect others to love you if you don't even love yourself
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>>15198689
yes
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Because all the females I meet are either in relationships or terrible.
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>>15201626
This.
And at the very least, you give the best handjobs.
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Im gay, socially awkward, nothing special in the looks department, work too much to to cover up my lack of a significant other and hole in my heart, low self esteem, and fear of getting hurt. Again. And again.

No, I don't drive a Miata.
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Because I told the girl I was dating I didn't want to go to the formal dance and I'd rather be working on cars. I was fucking autistic. Sorry Anna. Forgive me.

Shit.

I take that back.

I would rather be working on cars.

It is through such a split where I discovered so much more about my love for the automobile.

I should post her phone number, we should all ask her about her Prius.

Bitch

I miss your ass
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I've had girlfriends before, but I almost always end up in group situations where multiple girls try to flirt with me; I usually just stay quiet and try to ignore stuff like that, but that somehow gets interpreted by both the girls and the other people around me as me being a playboy/womanizer, and then the girl I'm dating breaks up with me because she thinks I'm being promiscuous. After multiple attempts at having a normal relationship, I've given up.
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>>15201626
just like my chinese cartoons taught me
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>>15188397
Wouldn't know, haven't been single in 7 and a half years.
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>Hey babe can you help me put the kids to bed, the twins go down easier when you help
>No I have to fix the running board you bent by driving into a rock

Guess I'm on the couch again. Last time I go on a business trip and don't hide the keys.
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>>15206171
does she know abou your love affair while in jail?
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>>15206171
Is that the best you could get after becoming a convicted criminal?
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>>15189106
She's gonna leave you once she isn't fat anymore. The only time a woman will improve herself while she is in a relationship is to attract new dick. Women are scum.
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>>15190085
Chasing Amy hurt my heart so bad, i love that movie
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>>15188968
This.

But I'm pretty much emotionally dead anyway. I don't think I would be capable of such relationships at all.
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I've given a lot of thought on if I need a female in my life, no idea if I'll ever bother in the end. What is really killer is my religion (Born again Christian) has a set of rules that makes things very difficult (not a virgin = unfit for marriage, divorced = adultery, etc...) this makes my possible partner pool shrink badly since I turn 30 in July. Bible says to stay where you are (single, married, virgin, whatever) when you come to God, and wait for the great reward in heaven (and all Pleasures within.) I don't expect many on a chinese cartoon board to understand, but I've followed the teachings of the bible in life and it has worked out rather well. I'm not going to dump that shit for pussy. I'll trust God to line me up with a woman if its deemed best for me, otherwise pic related.

My love for cars and going fast gives me a unspeakable level of enjoyment, I'm OK with that being my pleasure on this earth.
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>>15188455
Where do you live fampai? Sounds like you're a victim of your environment.
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>>15189183
Hey dude I live in California, hook me up and I'll take care of her real good
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Posting as anon. I don't have a girlfriend because I don't believe that I deserve someone to love. I think of suicide most days of the week. If a woman knew of my emotional issues they would leave anyways. I don't understand how to converse effectively IRL without people hating me. I am going bald from starving myself. When i drive i usually drive at night to hopefully find some way to reconcile the events and shit conversations i had that day.
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>>15206754
imo there's nothing wrong with staying single. romance is good but it's not like a persona can't be emotionally fulfilled with only platonic relationships
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>>15206754
Hey man, whatever floats your boat, it's a little weird but at least you're not a degenerate like us.
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>went on first date of my life two weeks ago
>nervous as fuck
>meet her, she's cuter than her pictures
>immediately get talking and relax completely
>hang out with this super cool girl for a few hours
>get a cheeky hug in
>text her a couple days later like "it was super nice to meet you"
>"yeah anon, great to meet you!"
>"i had a really good time"
>"oh yeah anon, I had a great time :)"
>"so uh, wanna go out again"
>"nah"
at least my bike works again
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>>15188472
>carefully chosen enhancements
>bone stock scheissestachtel
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>>15188397
I do nothing but play magic the gathering, video games, and ironically act like a weeb while being a snark with my friends, now tell me. How the FUCK am I supposed to find a girl who loves that?
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>>15207676
>didn't kiss first date
>followed up with text
wow m8 you fuck up.
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>>15207723
use one of those mobile dating apps and try to find someone who has at least one interest similar to you
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>>15207757
>mobile dating
fuck no

I guess I'll find enjoyment in brotherhood instead
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>>15207676
Consider it a practice date. If she doesn't want to know, try elsewhere.
Figure out what you did wrong and don't do it again.
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The only girl I want is one that's faster than me and drives an FD.
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>>15189471
You do realize dating isn't permanent and "heartbreak" or whatever the fuck just makes you a stronger person and more knowledgeable about what you want out of a girl.

I mean seriously you can't realistically talk shit about something unless you have actually done it.
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>>15189106
>I have a thyroid issue!!!!!
Getting a doc to cover up the fact that she's morbidly obese by writing a meth prescription doesn't cover up the issue anon.
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>>15199936

Nah, I changed my mind, I decided to keep her and just build her up.
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>>15207757
They are the shit, there is no other way I would have met those people if it weren't for those kind of apps, met a Dorito engine loving chic, a chic who drove a sil80 and other people.
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>>15201624
Exactly, I just want a regular guy. The lgbt """community""" is absolute cancer yet every single gay person I know is so deep into it. I'd be your bf but I don't have an rx7
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>>15192878
He needs those gains to lift that bitch up
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I'm a bitter and cynical person. There's not much more to say
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>>15188601
I hate star trek holy shit is that show boring. It doesn't make you smart it makes you dumber then lotr fags and starwars fags.
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>>15210800
What an incredibly euphoric post.
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>>15210800
Well, guess we can't like Star Trek anymore since Einstein here used an eloquent and persuasive argument to illustrate how bad it truly is.
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>Needing a girlfriend
Wakemeupinside.webm
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>use money on girlfriend
>they eventually become a bitch or cheat
>use money on myself
>get stuff I'll have forever
why do people freak out over girlfriends again
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>>15188397
because every time I try going on a date I end up hating it and feeling sick to my stomach. I get so worn out and exhausted from pretending I'm interested in stupid shit girls like.

Unfortunately, women make my dick hard and men don't.
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>>15210880
because
>tfw
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