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First for idk
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2nd for muh corolla
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dat do i get a 5.7 litre vu ss for the muh powaa or do i get a kingswood ute with a 2shitty3/308?
both are going for around the same price.
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cold af
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>>15173860
alright you seem pretty knowledgeable:

can anybody tell me simply if carbon fibre (not wrap) parts are allowed on road vehicles? i.e hood, trunk, wing, doors etc.

isn't it straight illegal?
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>>15173894
vic specific
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>>15173889
one has good performance but looks like shit
one looks good but only meh performance

kingswoods are overpriced and commonwhores are trashy yet quick
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>>15173900
Are you on P plates?
If yes then yes.
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>>15173871
Did someone say vicfag???
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>>15173915
yeah i am but then again i drive a turbo and haven't been caught yet

what about those companies like Carbon Plus? or are they all just wraps?
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>>15173927
Carbon will just attract attention then, at least you can hide a turbo
>>15173891
fucken oath
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>saw 3 cunts getting pulled over today

Brissie piggies out in force today lads.
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>>15173927
this >>15173931
If you are on P plates and already hiding a turbo why are you trying to make your car look hot?
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I'm watching this new flop gear it's fucking terrible.
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>>15173975
i didnt even bother, i could tell it was going to be shit when they announced the new hosts.
the fact that it is called topgear is the problem...

Only good thing about the old show was watching james, richard and clarkson being fuckwits and it only worked because they were actually mates after all the shit they had done together.
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>>15173936
it already looks hot, i would just like some carbon parts once i'm onto open license and am unsure of the legalities surrounding it
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>>15173975
I heard the only decent thing about it is Joey and the rest is complete dogshite.

Shame.

I'd actually like Joey working with Clarkson & co.
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>>15174008
on open license pretty much anything goes and if it doesn't cops don't care unless you are a fuckwit thats drunk street racing or something along those lines unleh
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>>15174017
excellent good.

another quick question, at what point in modifying my vehicle will i have to get an engineer's certification to ensure legality? i.e serious weight reductions?
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>>15174008
>not white and red
fuck off m8
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>>15173996
I like may, he's my husbando and I'll watch anything with him in it.

Toy stories, cars of the people and that bloody wine show are all amazing.


>>15174012

The main thing is this shit hasn't got a scrap of originality about it, if you told me beforehand this was what was going to happen I wouldn't have believed you..

>they still do the "Some say" bits with the stig
>they reused the fighter pilot radar gun fight idea (albeit with a slight twist) from the last top gear US special
>they put reliant robins in the fucking pilot of the new series because "look we're still top gear!"

I'm only watching to see the trainwreck but so far this is turning out to be less of a waterfall train derailment and more of a Eschede derailment, it's painfully apparent they're trying to replicate something that just won't happen.
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>>15174032
saw one in red the other day!
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>>15174043
WHITE AND RED NOT WHITE JESUS!
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>>15173996
I gave it a watch yesterday
Its poo
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>experience panic attacks
>the only thing that calms me is driving
>99% of my attacks happen at night
>can't go for a drive and calm down because of P plate laws
FUCK SA
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>get friend to drive valiant to transmission place to get new oil pump
>just fixed the brakes
>snapping calipers is the issue, on its third set
>friend complained the wheel was knocking when it got there
>new caliper must've fucking snapped again
at this rate, its coming off the road, cant afford to keep repairing it
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>>15174046
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>>15174029
putting an engine in the car where you have to weld new engine mounts in for it to fit.
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>>15174065
now it just looks pink
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Is the only difference between the 86 GT and GTS the nicer interior and better headlights? I know the GTS has bigger wheels at least. How does the BRZ compare to either?
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>>15174062
As someone who holds their full license i have no empathy for you or your autistic panic attacks

Maybe try eating a teaspoon of cement to help you harden the fuck up, maybe use some of your disability pension for your legit medical condition to buy some weed before they make you cunts do drug tests to get your doll payments.
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Speaking about the p plate guy with the sw20 turbo, I though they got rid of those restrictions a few years ago and based it purely off a power/weight ratio.

Or am I confused.

I remember when I was on Ps and could get a 80s range rover I couldn't drive it because it was a v8 even though it only produced about 150whp.
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>>15174108
Not in SA.
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>>15174108
nah they are still anal about turbos, no performance modifications of any kind, no v8.
You can have a 210kw sv6 though, that 180kw 5 litre v8 is fucking insane though, stay away oooo spoopy
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>>15174108
Idk but in NSW the limit is 130kW/t and turbos are allowed, unless it's a "high powered vehicle" which stops a fucking fat V8 Soarer from making it even though it's below the P/W restriction
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>>15174122
heh
Looks like sw20 turbs are legal in QLD, literally just under the max power to weight, jesus christ most dangerous thing a p plater can buy.
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>>15174147
have a picture i took at motorfest.
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>>15174092
Different seats and touch points
Digital climate
GPS
Different instruments
DRLs
Bigger wheels
Bigger brakes
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>>15174159
86 badge has red accents on GTS
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>>15174154
I remember there being a loophole where you could have a twin turbo v12 diesel on your P plates, is that still a thing or am i considered old now?
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>>15174165
I remember not even having restrictions or a faggy red p plate. Does that make me old.
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>>15174154
>implying holden astra convertibles aren't p plate legal
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>>15174170
are you the old SA cunt?
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How was the last SA meet?
What is the new gen of /dat/ like?
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>>15174147
what game?
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>>15174195
Banished with colonial charter mod
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>>15174187
No.
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i hope that old cunt won't show up at the meet this weekend
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>>15174223
I'll be coming just to make you mad jelly of my whip, poorfag.
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wish i could go to the sa meet but parents said no
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>>15174226
just be careful cunt. I don't want you to die after seeing my mad ride
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>>15174199
So pretty much age of empires without combat

Is it comfy? I need something comfy
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>>15174234
>mad ride

Post your VR commo cunt.
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>>15174235
Yeah pretty much, this mod is good to build nice looking towns
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>>15174251
>implying I'm bogan
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Think this would look alright if I take the hubcaps off and spray the wheels matte black, then lower it?
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>>15174276
>implying there is something wrong with bogans
There are three types of people in Australia, Bogans, immigrants and those whinging cunts that live in the major cities that have a problem with bogans and the immigrants.
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>>15174300
>wagon
>looking alright

nah
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>>15174300
It won't look good but it will look better.
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>>15174300
what the fuck is with everyone having wagons all of a sudden
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>>15174319
I've had this thing for ages, first time I've posted about it though
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>>15174300
No.
>>15174319
the sedans are becoming rare because they are all skid rigs.
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>>15174319
WAGON
A
G
O
N
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>>15174319
WAGON
A
G
O
N
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>>15174326
>>15174318
>>15174314
What could I do to it then?, nothing overboard because I'm not hektic enough
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>>15174334
the colour is just the wrong colour in my opinion, needs a respray before it would ever look good unless you got some white stripes going down the sides with whitewalls and a mullet.
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>>15174379
I could start growing a mullet now...
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>>15174399
no, get a hair cut first you hippie!
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>>15174411
I do agree it's the wrong colour, I can't think of much I can do that will go well with that green

I do want to do something to it though, nothing overboard
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>>15174300
No lol, Just lower it with hubcaps and it'll look mint.
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http://www.benandjerry.com.au/home/flavours

Bout to go 7/11, what should I go, senpaitachi?
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>>15174420
>not going to 9/11
it's like you're not even edgy at all
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>>15174419
>>15174300
I'm gonna add, I have a VT wag in Herron White. I took the mudflaps off, did a dodgy respray on the scratches and shit (it looks good from a few metres away) anyways leave it stock, lower it a few inches and sell it off later on.
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31726256/they-worked-like-airbags-kangaroo-pops-womans-breast-implants-during-attack-in-south-australia/

ahahaha on ya skippy
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>>15174434
The paint is a bit shithouse on mine, scratches and rock chips. I really like this car despite it not being the best, don't think I could get rid of it
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Oh yeah, from last thread

>>15172789
Kek, u cheeky kunt m8

>>15172958
I'm >>15172034, 0 tolerance until the 14th, I think. I'll need to double check when I'm officially full license
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>>15174446
That's how I feel about my wags, is your manual? I wish mine was a manual and it'd be perfect. Go to supercheap auto and buy factory colour spray paint cans and do dodgy touchups or you could do it properly and sand back the roughness and mask it etc. it's around $13 for a 150ml can and i sprayed all the dings and shit on my car and still had half left and that car has been through lots of shit.
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tfw no wangan in australia
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>>15174471
Nah it's auto, really regret not holding out till I found a manual

I've scratched the rear passenger quarter and dented the front driver quarter which I'm going to replace so I could give painting the rear a go
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>>15174300
Got you covered bro

http://www.makita.com.au/products/category/maktec/angle-grinders

https://www.autobarn.com.au/plasti-dip-rubber-coating-black-311g

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/151784151398
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>>15174477
Painting was a fun job especially on a windy day hahaha. I'd convert it to manual but that seems to be a big waste of $1500. It is a comfy car though.
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>>15174484
$1500 to convert?, I've seen kits going for $500

I'd attemp to do it myself but it will be a cunt once I start working full time
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>Want a Fiesta ST
>Find out that insurance is going to cost $2000/yr

Well, guess cars were never going to be my thing anyway. I guess I'll just buy a shitbox and find another hobby.
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>>15174490
Yeah but how good are the boxes? lol yeah I start fulltime work next week and i'd rather buy something nice than converting it. idk what though.
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>>15174077
white and red makes pink
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>>15174496
I don't know, you'd definitely have to get the box checked before throwing it in. It would be fucking great to buy a new car but I just like VT's too much to ditch it
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Got a V6 98 VT manual wagon in metallic red. How much do you guys reckon it's worth? Lowered, some decent rims, full exhaust, fairly new ac compressor, 250k.

Been saving over the last few years and tempted to pick up a used manual ssv wagon.
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>>15174508
about three fiddy
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>>15174508
I'll give you $20 and a KFC bucket for it
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>>15174499
They are a nice car for what it is, Wagons are mostly unraped too which is nice. VZ wagon would be nice though, 6 speed manual and alloytec

>>15174508
$1000-1500

Wagons don't sell well that's why it's good to buy wagons and run them to the ground.
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>>15174518
I just want a white VE ute with a maloo hard lid and I'll be happy
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12:45PM MEET FOR SA MEET THIS WEEKEND
STOP BITCHING
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>>15174523
That's not hard, I know 3 people selling VE utes with 22" rims and maloo hard lids because they either can't afford to pay for it or blew up the engine.

10-15k depends on years, km's, trans & model (sv6 or omega etc)
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>>15174526
SS or nothing cunt
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>>15174533
SS's are at least 20, 15 if you're lucky.
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>>15174537
I've heard VZ have a problem with their timing chains, do VE have the same problem?
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>>15174543
V6's do I thought but idk about LS, they are easy as fuck to work on regardless. I can't stand the way they sound is my only problem with them.
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>>15174513
>>15174514
>>15174518
Yeah figured as much. Might just match the other optimistic prices on carsales and see if someone makes an offer.
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>>15174545
What LS does the VE come with anyway
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>>15174629
LS1 or LS2. LS3 was in the HSV's I think and LSA later on.

LS3 is standard in the VF's now and I think they want to make a VF SS with a LSA in it.
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Any of you cunts work for Dominos or Pizza Hut or something? I'm thinking of getting another job to buy more shit. I'm gonna ask if I can pick up a scooter or something since I've got my opens and a bike licence and it'd probably be more fun otherwise my car would work.
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>>15174636
>>15174629
VE: L98/L76
VEII: L77

So not exactly an LS2. Different heads and cam I think. Also L76/L77 engines have shit lifters for the cylinder deactivation.
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>>15174495
Same guy here.

Are MX-5s a meme? They're pretty cheap and insurance isn't that bad.
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>>15174683
mx5's are gay and you're bisexual for considering one.

>>15174678
Yeah I guess, You would be changing all that when you modify it for power anyways.
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>>15174687
O-okay...
What should I get, then?

Or should I just spend my money on junk food and ammo and never get a fun car?
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>>15174695
Get a $500 shitbox, 4cyl manual or a decent 6, strip weight, interior etc.

mx5's are gay.
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good evening cunts,

in nsw, if i wanted to modify my car 100% legally (say new exhaust, modifying suspension...) what is the procedure to get it engineered etc?

followup question, what's the reality of modifying it and keeping it on the road?
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>>15174725

Can't be done, it has to be as designed from factory or it's always technically defectable/unroadworthy.
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>>15174732

how does everyone get away with it then? are people removing all their mods, getting it regod, then putting them back on?
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>>15174695
WRX.
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>>15174725
>>15174770
Engineering can be done but it's obscenely expensive.

>>15174732
This is wrong.
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>>15173858
help me buy a 2nd car for when my current one is being worked on.
>something rwd if not awd (inb4 subaru with 500,000km)
>manual
>preferably japanese or euro with cheap parts eg volvo
>easy to work on
>pre 2000s.
>$2-5k
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Anyone know what the average cost of getting a couple of parking dents fixed would be?
Shit like doors being opened onto the car
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>>15174656
I do deliveries for a restaurant. i get decent pay. fridays can be $100+ for a 3hr shift if i do enough deliveries, weekdays are meh usually ~70-80 for 3hrs.
The hours at these places are shit.
everywhere is hours like 5.30-9.
Dominos/pizza hut have issues with indians/chinese being nepotist cockroaches and only giving shifts to people of their own race.
you probably wont be able to use a scooter or bike, if the place has a limited range of say 3km around the shop then maybe. if youre taking multiple deliveries at once a car is better because there will be drinks, deserts and all the sides.

It's an ok job for uni students but that's it.
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>>15174817
upwards of a thousand to hammer it out and then a respray.
dont bother
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>>15174656
You're better off getting a job with one of those companies that pulls the big adverts around with scooters. It's considered a "dangerous job" so the pay is pretty good. Hours are average though.
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>>15174801
if you want nissan, I was going to suggest a 180sx, but I didn't realise how much a 25 year old car would cost, maybe a s13 silvia

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/pioneer/cars-vans-utes/180-sx-1993-4-cyl-manual/1113257033
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Welp, boys, I'm fucked, got my QP9 today (pic related, name removed) from my solicitor, police doing a major stitch-up

Charged with
>driving a defective vehicle
>driving a unregistered vehicle
>driving uninsured vehicle
>urinating in a public place
>evade police
>wilfully starting a motor vehicle or driving in way that makes unnecessary noise or smoke
>fare evasion
>hinder police
>fail to state name, address or age to an authorised person

This relates to all 1 fucking evening of shit after I broke up with my girlfriend

What should I do? solicitor pressuring me to plead guilty at earliest opportunity.
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>>15174801
What state you in?
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>>15174869
Jesus Christ what the fuck did you do m8?

Must've been a rough break up
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>>15174869
Enjoy jail.

Remember not to smoke, they will be your greatest commodity. Also go get a job as a concrete cutter when you're out they love people with jail time, good luck lad.
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>>15174869
Sounds like you had fun.
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>>15174889

Broke up, packed my shit in my defective old navara (literally no working dash instruments, bald tyres etc) to get it off her lawn and left, got pulled up by cops but took off, they didn't even pursue or even try to stay with me, so that was end of it. Got scared, left ute at traino and jumped on, got picked up by ticketys and told them to fuck off, got off train station took a piss and didn't realize they had railway squad people there (railway cops) who arrested me and then they figured out it was my ute as well so I got done for that, which is why I got fucking done by logan police but have to go to southport court.
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>>15174896

I have no prior history, reckon I'll go to jail? I'll ask my solicitor but I was nearly crying with rage when he handed me this shit with all the charges on it.
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>>15174900
Well, if it's any consolation, jail's basically just a three-star resort where everything's free.
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>>15174900
Holy shit man that's a rough night. Best of luck in court lad it sounds like you're gonna need it.
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>>15174910

Is prison rape a real thing in Australia or just American pirsons ?
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>>15174915
Just America.
Frankly, Australian prisons are no different to the rest of the country. It's not like you have any freedom on the outside either, so you may as well enjoy the free rent.
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>>15174915
dont let the abbos finger your bum m8
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>>15174881
nsw
>>15174862
i like them. that paint is rank lol. ive considered 180sx but this car would be doing a lot of driving.
say 250-500km a week.
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>>15174919

lol thanks

>>15174924

don't intend to but I'm literally 70kg lol, not intimidating figure at all.
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>>15174910
Norwegian prisons are five star resorts.
>can come and go as you please since the prison town is in the middle of a fuck cold country
>internet access
>private rooms
>etc
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>>15174930
What do you need from it?
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>>15174851
fuck
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>>15174947
Yeah, if I ever feel like my life's going nowhere and I contemplate suicide, I'll just fly to Norway and commit a bunch of victimless crimes so that I can spend some time in prison.
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>>15174919
This.

Close family member just did a few years, no issues whatsoever.
He even did random odd jobs around the prison (building shelves and shit) for cornetto cash.
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>>15174930
Found some

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hawker/cars-vans-utes/cheeky-little-trucker-1974-honda-tnv-360-deluxe-ute-/1113962986

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bargo/cars-vans-utes/1990-toyota-hilux-other/1114474920
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>>15174869
Plead guilty to the motor offences and tell them to go fuck themselves with the evade police (you didn't hear/see them) hinder police, name (mentally unable to comply) and fare evasion (settle out of court).

Prosecution will roll with it, get mad fines, no license for a couple years, probation, maybe anger classes or some shit.
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>>15174979
cUte/10
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>>15174949
something reliable. preferably not <100kw. easy to work on rwd. just a beater car really.
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>>15175000
Supra.
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>>15175349
You more of a muscle guy huh?
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>>15174058
Are you me, replace panic attacks with bouts of wanting to suicide. Don't worry buddy we'll get through
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>>15174097
You replied to the wrong post you miserable old twat
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>>15174434
Same car and colour as well, previous owner was a Lady who claimed she basically just carted her kids around in it, despite the fact its got a nice aftermarket exhaust, rims and I can see the holes in the dash where they had mounted tweeters... Wonder if it ended up being a sons P plate hoonmobile for a bit or she is telling he truth and is the hoon herself as she upgraded to a VF series II that sounds fucking mint.
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>>15174869
When did this happen
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>>15176674

January.
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>>15173891
isn't it great, been waiting for the cold up in QLD all year. Was starting to worry it wouldn't arrive.
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>>15177459

Your sack and willy all shriveled up from the cold is a good thing?
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Morning cunts.
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>>15177617

Morning m8, how'd you sleep? well? well, I hope..
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>>15177636
Same as usual really.
I remember the last part of my dream was finding out that an old woman and her grandson died in their RV after a big crash.
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>>15177651

Hm

I had a weird dream, hard to explain but felt awake and like someone was in my room attacking me. Thing is it was so really real, guy in all black and black balaclava standing over me attacking me.

Scariest dream ever. My girlfriend woke me up because I was screaming so much.
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>Dropped the kids off at school
>Got the day to wrench and smoke cones
>As long as there is a clean house and dinner for the night missus doesnt care
Being a stay a home dad is the fucking best.
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>>15177659
>My girlfriend woke me up because I was screaming so much.
then you woke up again still screaming because you don't actually have a girlfriend.
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>>15177671

How many kids? also you allowed to rip a billy in the house or have to go elsewhere to do it?
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>>15177671
Awww shit niggah you a house husband? that's the shit!
maybe one day I'll get lucky and live the dream
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>>15177674

kek, she thought I was having a heart attack apparently from the noises I was making.

Scariest dream ever, it was like being paralyzed with fear.
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>>15177675
2. Im a vasectomy away from the perfect life. Outside though, mutual thing. Stale smoke is rank

>>15177684
Its like being a neet without the shame
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>Hello Team,

>Its pay time again!. All your time sheets are in your team folders or on your desk. Can you all please check and sign your time sheets. If you find an error can you place it on my desk with the changes you need made, I will amend it for you to sign.

>If you have already signed you time sheets, disregard this email.

>Kind Regards

>Greg
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>>15177700

I wish I had 2 sons :( that would be cool.
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>>15177703
>Hey mate, I worked 2 weeks of overtime the last few days so just sign here
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>>15177686
Could have been sleep paralysis. I've had it a hand full of times. Shit's scary as fuck.
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>>15177715

kek, actually did 2 full 10 hour shifts of overtime in last fortnight so should be decent pay.
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>>15177723
You mean 3 10 hour shifts right? Dont let them jew you
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>>15177722

Does that sound similar? what causes it/how to stop it?
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>>15177729

Maybe I should get the union delegate to drop off the timesheet for me?
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>>15177733
No way to stop it. Look it up though man. It's some pretty spooky shit.
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>>15177774

>No way to stop it.

So, suicide is my only option?
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>>15177778
>not embracing the darkness
I live with this shit every night.
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>>15177778
Suicide has always been your only option. Abandon your body and live online like the rest of us
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>>15177790

Hold me :(
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>>15177802
>>15177790

Hold me pls
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>>15177803
>>15177820
No.
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>>15177826

I'm not gay, there will be no buttplay, just holding and maybe some light kissing.
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>>15177833
Faggot
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Who is going to the SA meet?
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>>15178544
Working every Saturday so can never go.
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>>15174300

>lowered on stock wheels

lmao you'll look like every other bogan who can't afford decent fitment.

leave it at stock height
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>>15178628
shame you can't make it MX5anon
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>>15178544
I'm going, might need to fuck off early tho, because work in the late afternoon
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>>15178754
Who are you? What do you drive/ride?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_jHGQRvAts

>Australian Ant Art
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>>15178822
seems a bit mean but bullants are cunts.
fuck em.
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>>15174475
but there is, prinny hwy on friday night
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>>15178901
its not even mid day yet.
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>>15178822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vxQNO-gBiU

I must admit this one looks pretty cool.
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>>15178922
Kinda shitty how they do it to colonies that are still alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M
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>>15178937
I agree. But the ants do die instantly on contact. If that makes anything better.
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>>15179017
whats it for?
if its so rich people can buy ant nest sculptures ima be legitimately upset by this.
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>>15178792
I have that white EB Falcon
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>>15179017
>>15179029
>>15178937
Ants aren't sentient, they don't care.
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>>15179035
are you autistic?
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>>15179029
Science, art, because they can.
Honestly I'd love to give it a go, though I'd prefer an empty nest of course.

>I feel bad when I kill bugs
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>>15179035
what vecheil belongs to what anon?
yellow bike is bannannabike boy
but who is black bike? scooby doo 2 and the other?
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>>15179087
black bike is coma boy

other cars are people nobody cares about
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>>15179056
Why?
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>>15177722
just wait until you have sleep paralysis plus hallucinations
>old lady with matted hair sitting on end of my bed
>blue velvety demon with orange eyes suspending meditating in the middle of my room

blue velvety demon again appeared in a dream i had where me and m8s were hooning.stupid cunt was sitting in the middle of the road and i ran him over.
he followed me back to my house and fucked with me for a bit
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>>15179115
I fear the new generation of SA /dat/ members may be autistic 4chan stereotypes.
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>>15179094
>other cars are people nobody cares about
ha
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>>15176647
Lol. Idk If I wanna put an exhaust on my car I like the stock look and it could be a cool sleeper. I was thinking of getting a decent headunit and using one of those prefab VT to whatever brand headunit so I didn't have to wire it. I can always take a headunit out and stick it in another car.
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>>15179169
NO
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>>15179183
No what?
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Trol
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>>15179189
No to your entire post
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>>15179169
Yeah fuck yeah bro mod a vt wagon
A vt
Wagon

Stop it
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Should I wrap or plasti-dip my car?
How much would it cost to do the whole car?
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HELP CUNCE

It's the stock LSD in my ae86 coupe, it makes a high pitch whining sound which gets higher in pitch at higher speeds, the sound is only heard when the engine is giving power to the diff. Also under deceleration there is a loud clunking sound, sounds kind of like a screwdriver rolling around in the boot but I know it's the diff. Will I need to replace the final drive gear? Pinion gear? Carrier bearings? All of the above? More?

Pic related, my japbox
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>>15179502
every fucking time.
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>>15179502
Sounds like it's time to get a new car. I'll take her off your hands for you for a fair price. ;^)
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>>15179087
>black bike
Postiem8s R1
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>>15179479
Can get shitty wraps for 1500 now, the good ones done right cost a few more

depends on the size of the car too
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Can anyone in Sydney recommend a pre-purchase inspector? I'm buying from inner Sydney but I live in Melbourne
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>>15179764
Looking at reviews for different companies that do it they all have people saying how good they were and how bad they were. I'm beginning to wonder whether it's worth paying a tenth of the value of the car on an inspection that isn't necessarily going to tell me anything I don't know already
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>got quoted 370 for fuel pump from mechanic+labour ez 400
>call up a place and order one for 170
i know mechanics mark up but shit
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>>15179764
>>15179912

research the car and any issues that arise.
familiarise yourself with servicing schedules of different items eg belts, filters. if possible download owners manual online which will say this. if not reference receipts and logbook with owners manual.
also do the certificate from the vin that says if its been in crashes (reported ones lol).

i always hear of people getting mechanics/nrma to come have a look for 50 to a few hundred but if youre poor then a few hundred when a car is a few thousand is hefty.
>>
My fucking cat keeps sleeping on my bonnet reeeeee
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>>15179989
A pump was like 30 bucks for my pickup here in the states
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postie bike just died, ama
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>>15180342
How hektik were you going?
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>>15180342
Put it in neutral. Run up to speed and slam it into first. Should start it no problem.
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>>15180350
Does this work with other bikes?

do I clutch in? do i hold starter button?
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>>15180349
dunno, main bearing fucked.
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>>15180302
30 us buckies.
was it used?
also parts for stupid french cars are pricey af
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>>15180277
>all those paw prints
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>>15177659
That's Sleep Paralysis anon... have fun not knowing the next time it will happen cause you may have it for life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

I get that shit too but it's some weird fucking entity lurking outside the open door of whatever room I'm sleeping in, always manage to just wake up before it goes into the room. I'd fucking have a heart attack if I got the physical intruder variety.
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I made carbonara using chocolate milk cause its all I had
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>>15180564
What the fuck man
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>>15180369
>Does this work with other bikes?
Turn ignition on, put it in gear (1st or 2nd), clutch in, run up to speed, dump clutch.

>>15177659
>>15180538
>Sleep paralysis
Sounds more like a Night Terror. Sleep Paralysis is more of a thing that happens in the transition from being awake to being asleep or vice versa.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_terror
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>>15180568
not as bad as it looks
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>>15180564
>>15180581
looks pretty good tho
would eat/10

see what /ck/ thinks
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>>15177659
>>15180538
>>15180569
Just in addition, if you start getting them frequently Amitriptyline or Imipramine should stop them.
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>>15180564
>carbonara
>using chocolate milk

dude what
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>>15180594
I was hungry nigga
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>>15180569
That's what I thought at first too, but I also get the inability to breathe or move, and it always starts by what feels like a fucking taser zapping me in my lower back. All of those are on the SP page. Did you miss this part on that age too?

"Another common hallucination type involves intruders (human or supernatural) entering one's room or lurking outside one's window, accompanied by a feeling of dread."
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>>15180589
If I got them frequently and always woke up to shit like this I would just take 2 shotgun aspirin before bed t b h.
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>>15180608
I'd rather eat raw pasta then that shit
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>>15180635
I had sleep paralysis almost every night as a kid, you get used to it

It almost felt like I was half asleep but couldn't move or breath and I had to force my body to wake up
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>>15180609
>That's what I thought at first too, but I also get the inability to breathe or move, and it always starts by what feels like a fucking taser zapping me in my lower back. All of those are on the SP page.
>My girlfriend woke me up because I was screaming so much.
If you're being woken up from it it's a Night Terror. Sleep Paralysis occurs during the transition from wakefulness to sleep, or vice versa.

Essentially you're "awake" and conscious during Sleep Paralysis (mint awake and body asleep if you like) due to an overlap from REM. Whereas during Night Terrors you are asleep.

>Did you miss this part on that age too?
>"Another common hallucination type involves intruders (human or supernatural) entering one's room or lurking outside one's window, accompanied by a feeling of dread."
Night Terrors can be the same thing and are similar to panic attacks in a way. Terror, dread, sweating, screaming, increased heart rate, rapid breathing, etc.

>>15180659
>It almost felt like I was half asleep but couldn't move or breath and I had to force my body to wake up
You essentially are.
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>>15180664
>another common hallucination type involves intruders (human or supernatural) entering one's room or lurking outside one's window, accompanied by a feeling of dread

I had this happen to me once, dreamed there was 2 cunts climbing in my bedroom window, couldn't move, scared shitless.

At the exact moment i woke up I dived out of bed to attack them, but just landed on the $400 brand new front guard I had lying on my floor ;_;
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>>15180664
No I was definitely awake but I had no control over my body
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>>15180683
I had a little girl ghost standing right next to my bed one night
Was punching while laying down and felt like contact but didn't seem to hurt her
Starting sleeping with a pocket Knife within reach from then on
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>>15180664
You do know you wake up from sleep Parylisis too right? Due to the fact that you aren't fucking breathing and the human body cannot physically suffocate itself unless from an obvious allergy or the like.
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>>15180689
Then that is Sleep Paralysis, but this >>15177659 doesn't sound like Sleep Paralysis.

>>15180697
>You do know you wake up from sleep Parylisis too right?
Go back and read my post again. You misunderstood it.
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>>15180659
Were you dreaming?
Same thing happened to me once when I was dreaming. I knew I was dreaming and was trying to wake up and snap out of it but couldn't. For a few minutes anyway
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>>15180787
No, it's like I was still asleep but I was concious if that makes sense, I could feel and hear what was happening around me
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>>15174300
mine are satin black with interceptor chaser center caps they look great

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-Commodore-CHROME-Chaser-Interceptor-Centre-Caps-Set-of-4-15-VY-VZ-NEW-/282054655651?hash=item41abc47ea3:g:lr8AAOxydUJTO-hN
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>>15165387
Got my cam setup today and just finished looking at footage, mine does not have the whine in the audio. I put it into angel gear and coasted with radio off and revved it up a little so the turbo did not get into full whistle. No whine sound, just usual truck noises.

It is most probably alternator whine, you need to clean up the power feed.
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>>15174906
You'll be fine m8. Get a slap on the wrist really, all those fines plus costs be about 5-7k (you could do community service to pay off the fines and court costs but not your own solicitor costs), license suspended for a year I reckon and put on a good boy behaviour bond for a year or two.
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>>15178628

GOOD! I can get jimmy's 8 roper all to myself.
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>>15173927
to answer the question, it's fully illegal unless stock. even on fulls.

It deforms differently in a crash and MUH PEDESTRIAN SAFETY, so it's banned.

That being said, fucking get CF panels for weight reduction, paint them and they will NEVER know.
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>grill i like is moving to England
>crushing on her since middle school
>have perception that she is the prettiest girl ive ever seen
>and she's moving away
i wasnt ready tonight, im too sentimental about the past and past people
>pic related
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