ITT: Times you were the Driver
>mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours
>tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
>she sighs and says yes
>I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again"
>spend the next hour and a half studying my route
>arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out
>pull up in front of her house and honk twice
>she come out and gets in
>we pull up in front of her friend's house
>put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes
>she rolls her eyes and gets out
>tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on
>see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up
>speed back to my house
>time to lay low for a few days
>mom calls my phone over and over
>I don't answer
>I am the driver
man one time i got in car
>press gas
>i move
>car
ahahahahahah man !!!
Is this movie the /o/ equivalent of /g/'s Hackers starring Angelina Jolie and the dude from Trainspotting?
>>15161676
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>15161790
Nah, this one's pretty good
>>15161790
its fucking cancer don't watch it mang
>>15161790
pretty much, yeah
>>15162317
AND A REAL HERO
>>15161676
7.6/10 OP made me chuckle
>>15161676
This was a shit thread the last time you posted it, dickweed.
>be me
>home alone
>order 3 large pizzas for myself
>eventually guy gets here
>"Okay pizza's here party can start!"
>I open the door
>make eye contact
>he stops smiling
>pay for it and close door
>look out window
>hes walking back to his miata with his phone in his hand
>the miata has osg stickers
>hes probably making fun of my and my car right now on /o/
pic is what I drive
>>15163201
I'd rather ride a bicycle than that.
Why do americans always buy these shitty fwd japmobiles that look like you work at mcdonald's.
>>15163245
>why americans buy dis hnghnghng look at me im so foriegn weh weh weh
lack of choice
>>15161676
I
FUCKING
DRIVE
>>15163245
>shitting on prelude
>>>/out/
>>15163245
That's because you do ride a bicycle or a diesel vw or a vauxhall you fucking closet poorfag.
I smiled at a miata driver walking from my sc400 and he scowled and spat on the ground. Miata drivers have damaged egos or something.
>>15163691
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
>>15163691
miata is the worst community ever
they're all such assholes
why? well it makes sense if you look at the car they bought in their small price range
>miata
>its RWD
>its light
>this is really just the best!
>the only other car I have ever driven is my mom's sedan/suv but holy shit this is the best handling car ever!!!!
>the internet told me this car was amazing!
>haha fwd losers in honda!
>>15163703
It did happen like two weeks ago you sperglord, he works at the same place as me no less.
>>15163715
>buy a cheap light fun car
>laugh at people who bought more expensive heavier, less fun cars
what's wrong with that
>>15163736
> my car has v8
> dohc 32 valve
> double wishbone suspension
> close gearing
He wasn't laughing. He was failing at controlling his jealousy
>>15163736
>fun
why do you people always argue this? like its some objective thing, or that you can only have fun in a miata?
miata owners are just so obnoxious, with their MIATA shit and forcing themselves into every conversation to spam bullshit
>>15163736
There are much better cars for the same price, but they buy Miatas because it's RWD, despite them not knowing anything about cars and their handling.
>>15163763
>>15163755
the guy that triggered you lunatics in this thread probably doesn't even drive a miata
rather than miata owners being actual assholes I think you faggots are just bitter and angry your car isn't the meme machine the miata is
>>15163795
I tried to be nice to a miata driver and he was acting like an asshole. You are denying something that happened to me two weeks ago.
You miata fags are psychotic!
>>15163755
>Spergs out over Miatas
>Cries incessantly about them
>NO YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS AND FORCING IT INTO EVERY CONVERSATION
>>15163807
> miata driver acts like sperg in real fucking life
> mention it once on here
>"OMG THAT NEVER HAPPENED REEEEEE"
>>15163818
calm your fucking tits dude, I didn't even quote your blog post about your encounter with a random miata driver
>>15163795
most na/nb miata drivers are just complete douchebags, they're the proto toyobaru owner
>>15163805
Yeah, and I once met an ex nazi who wasn't an asshole. Personal experience doesn't count for shit mate.
>>15163924
i mean , i'd believe it
this demonization of nazis was always weird to me
>>15163955
Many nazis outside of the more extreme shit like the ss were just regular people who loved their country, or were drafted into service.
>>15161751
haha!
that sounds like car!
moop moop!
>>15164731
yeah vroom vroom man !!!
anoter time
>press brake
?>stop
>car stop
>still car
oMG i can BELIVE
>>15165206
awoo
>>15168433
>>15163201
nice lewd mang
10/10
>>15163201
probably not him, but i always use my phone after deliveries to set the GPS route.
it's a pain in the ass but i'd rather use it then get lost
>>15161790
It's a lot or autism and betaness with not much driving, so it's exactly like /o/
>>15168762
It's not a car movie
>>15170568
And /o/ isn't a car board
>>15170595
pottery
>>15163691
How do you like your car? Do you think it would be more worth getting the SC300 for the 2JZ?
G-guys...I drive...?
