>driving home today
>annoying white trash couple in an old shit box behind me
>tail gating me
>i cant stand this shit
>drive even slower
>tries to over take me
>i speed up
>this goes on for a while, his car is powerless shit box
>i drive e250 nothing crazy but he doesnt stand a chance lol
>tries to race me as red lights jump to green
>lol not even trying
>leave this guy in the dust
>pull up to same parking lot
>he gets out of his car all brave and angry
>as soon as he gets a glimpse of what i look like (juiced to the gils, 18" arms, 6' 230lbs) he turns around and drives off
like a boss
So you're a dick. Great work, son.
>>15154754
i suppose i am
>>15154738
>steroids
few months ago i pissed off some biker and he stopped in the middle of the road, got off his bike and came at me pissed off and threatening
i stepped on the gas and went straight for him
his bravery soon turned into shit and he jumped out of the way like a little bitch
then he followed me on the highway at speeds up to 180-190km/h trying to scare me somehow
i went for him nearly driving him off the road
slowed down after that and didnt follow anymore
loser
true story if you dont believe idc
muh dick
i didn't even know coupe e250s exist
>>15154793
it's a good car
forget about racing it against a car with real power tho
Good story, 10/10 would hand in as second grade homework again
>>15154754
Tail gaters deserve everything bad.
>>15154822
cool username
mercedes number one bitches
considering buying this car
http://nl.ww3.autoscout24.be/classified/289249879?asrc=st|as
average losers will think it's an e200 and try to race me
but then i destroy them
?
>>15154738
You're literally a faggot. Kill yourself.
>>15154828
You'll get a few bullets through your window trying that fuck shit in Chicago.
>>15154738
>stuff that didn't happen
>things that aren't true
k
>>15154875
I'll brake check Chief Keef nigga. I don't give a fuck anymore.
>>15154875
>edgy
>wigger
>tough guy
jesus where to start
>driving grandfathers turbocharged cl600
>it has just been at dealers for regular maintenance and new tires brakes
>litteraly perfect condition
>last 20km i get on curvy road
>road is wet and slippery
>ive just got dl fer months ago and most powerful car ive driven was vw shitbox since my country had regulations back then
>if you are under 23 you cant drive anything that has more than 90kw
so basicaly you must drive shitbox for 5 years if you started driving at 18 and if yo ustarted at 24 you can drive whatever you want, stupid but anyway back to story
>trip wasn't long, maybe 70km
>driving slower than hair grows because car is so powerful, i dont have little expirience and because police will fuck me if they catch me doing anything stupid in 360+ kw car
>suddendly a wild audi s4 appears in my rear view mirror
>its local rags to riches guy
>his audi is stanced to death
>windows black asf, way oversized alloys and lowered as far as it goes
>starts tailgating
>i really hoped i wont be draged into a race but fuck it
>kick the throttle like theres no tommorow
>merc's traction control kicks in and saves me from crushing the car
>did not expect so much power
>anyway, he catches me and continues to tailgate, pushing me harder and harder
>road is wet but here comes the straight part around 3 km long
>weather is shitty so there is probably no police
>push the throtle gently this time and start to accelerate
>look at mirror and he's not there
>he is right beside me
>nope.png
>kick down one more time, but this time its straight road and higher speed
>audi driver rekt and humiliated in left lane
>straight part is over and its now curvy all the way
>he catches me again
>my driving skills combined with big mercedes are no matc for few years older guy with quattro s4
>i was giving up and slowing down, but he was determined to pass me before that
>im doing under the speed limit now as we enter left side corner
>he gets in left lane and passes me
cont
>>15155030
>for some reason he is still in left lane while we are in corner, he is driving like he's alone on track
>corner is almost over and he floors it
>he suddendly gets hard on brakes and tries toget as much to the left as he can
>wtfisgoingon.gif
>fucking motorcade is coming from another direction
>first police car crashes into audi
>second one hard almost stopped but road was wet and bumps them slightly
>i slowly cruise off from crash scene
>mfw next day father asks medid i see the crash
>>15155119
did he died?
>>15155160
nobody died, but 2 cars were wrecked, one og them being police car, and since it was some piliticial being transported it gained media attention and audi driver was accused of dangerous driving
>>15154828
>drive 60mph in the fast lane
>get mad when someone tailgates you
>>15154864
LoOKs like an old man should be driving it. No one is going to race you...
>>15154738
>driving home today
No you didn't. You don't even have a job or a car.
>>tries to over take me
>>i speed up
Grammar, shitdick. Also, just let them overtake. Let it go.
>>i drive e250 nothing crazy but he doesnt stand a chance lol
No you don't.
>>as soon as he gets a glimpse of what i look like (juiced to the gils, 18" arms, 6' 230lbs) he turns around and drives off
You don't look like that. Skinny NEET in momma's car.
>>15154790
u sound like a prick
>>15154738
>people who buy base model european cars
If you can't afford nice cars, don't buy nice cars
>>15156129
He was spending the majority of us disposable income on cycles brah
>>15154738
Does your dad work for Nintendo also?
>>15155183
>nobody died
Too bad.
>>15156150
My sides
>>15155452
Probably the most projection I have ever seen in any single post on 4chan.
Congratulations, get help though.
>roiding for this
>>15154738
This is a road rage thread right?
>>15156129
OP here
e250 is a great car
you drive a shit box no doubt and tell me i'm a poser since i'm not driving an s65amg
classic
>>15155234
buttmad poverty detected
>being tailgated yesterday while towing some logs
>im doing 52 in a 45, minivan right on my ass
>i have oversized slotted and drilled rotors and high performance pads, top quality new tires and well-adjusted trailer brakes on both axles.
>even with 4000 lbs in the trailer i know i can outbrake this guy
>turn trailer brakes all the way up.
>approaching red light
>hit brakes, feels like i deployed a parachute
>somehow asshole doesn't run into me
I wish he had. I could just be like Oops had the brakes turned up a little high, and his van would be wrecked while my trailer would be just peachy. I wouldve just told him to be more careful in the future and drive off.
>>15154864
Oof that's a lot of money. I've seen nice SL600s go for 25k, and they have insane power.
>>15154738
JM, I thought you left after your g4p pictures leaked
>>15154738
>>15154738
>be me
>big boi truck tail gate
>in fast lane
>driving fine keeping up with car in front
>still tail gates me
>o well like a give a fuck
>tailgates me for 30 mins
>contruction comes up with lots of fast turns
>I usually slow down so there's space in front of me because I want to go fast during turns
>slow down
>lots of space in front of me now
>truck still tailgates
>follows me through the fast dagumi turns
>there's a divider that I know that doesn't follow the yellow indicator warning line
>follows divider instead of staying inside the lane
>goes full dagumi gutter technique
>fuckboi truck thinks I'm gonna crash and hit divider
>he brakes hard
>leave him to dust as I use fujiwara zone
>he's about 20 cars behind now
>no cars between us
>he keeps his 20 car distance
>Kinda feel bad because he brake hard and prob shit his pants
>o well not my fault. That's how I usually drive in the contruction part
>>15154833
>username
>>15154738
>things that never happened.
>only 18" arms and only 230 while on juice
Top kek m8 you had to cheat to be average