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>>15146193
SCHNITTYS CUNT
Pfft, can happen to anybody.
>>15145991
now thats what i call HEKTIK
It's finally the weekend lads. Time to drink without feeling bad
reading through the experience catalog on erowid, gets me thinking about where the people who wrote the articles are now
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.cgi?A=Search&AuthorSearch=sunny&Exact=1
for example this person wrote about how much they loved mdma back in '01 and in '11 they wrote about their herion addiction (that ones a good read)
wonder if half of em are even alive now
>>15146262
>want to get smashed
>also want to take the boat out on Sunday
What do? As much as I would like to do both trying to stand up and take a piss off the side of a tinnie while shitfaced is a lot harder than it looks.
Oi cunts help, how can I get the middle two bolts
>>15146278
Zoomed out for a better idea
>>15146239
Yeah ay, wanna do a Gorge run
>>15146273
>This fag hasn't even master the fisherman's flick
Pros don't even need to stand up to piss
>>15146278
>>15146284
angle grinder
>>15146278
>>15146284
Probably not much help but I bought a Teng motorcycle socket set for $50 for that exact reason, came with a tiny ass shifter and socket wrench, it was either that or try and unbolt and rebolt the entire exhaust manifold with a normal spanner with 1mm turns at a time. Fucking Datsun 180b engines.
>>15146278
Pull radiator off, it's the only way.
>>15146302
I don't have a jewish cucked dick m8. Piss errywhere.
I got a package today.
>>15146193
Spent all morning stuffing around in south Sydney
No one bit my benis :(
Only saw one fully VL... it was an auto and N/A, sounded sick too. Not the good sick either, the fucked up on 5cyl sick
>>15146325
So do I and I have mastered the tinnie piss.
![SGZC12SG-V2-main[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VI436iu.jpg "SGZC12SG-V2-main[1].png")
>>15146329
Calling it.
>>15146335
Teach me your secrets.
>>15146329
20 pizzas incoming
>>15146329
>leaves address clear in the image
shit man this is going to end well for you
>>15146344
>>15146345
Are you gonna doxx a shopping center?
>>15146352
We do not forgive, we do not forget.
>>15146345
i thought that too.
>>15146318
fuck that noise, add 20 hours work, no thanks, im lazy
>>15146316
like this?
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Teng-Tools-12pc-3-8-Handy-Socket-Set-M3812N1-New-Lifetime-Warranty-/171241635629?hash=item27decbff2d:g:~csAAOSwepZXQkgg
>>15146337
Indeed, was rather quick considering I ordered it Tuesday night.
>$429
Damn, glad I got it for $370 including postage.
Just got done with this, Shut Down Seti and Then They came For Me are the only good tracks. Stick to Rock Gareth Liddiard you fuck.
>>15146362
>add 20 hours work
Fuck off cunt.
>>15146366
what cool streets are you gonna record with it cunt?
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Honda-Integra-2001/SSE-AD-2812571
Reckon this is nsw p plate legal?
>>15146362
Nah mine came in a snap case, not sure if they make it any more as I can't find a single image of it. I'll look a bit more.
>>15146366
I really should have lurked ebay a bit more. The $400 one I got from the dashcamownersaus site still hasn't fucking rocked up yet. Let us know how you went about installing it and what you think of it.
>>15146376
yep
Cops may fuck with you on the intake though, being a Honda it should be slow enough not to attract attention
>>15146373
how fast do you work?
how fast are you at something you've never done before?
do you always put it back together correctly the first?
average, slow, and fuck no. for me atleast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6rwPQT7qA4
>am I in Australia
I don't know cunt, are you?
>>15146375
none, it's purely a tool to have for when shitcunts cut me off and then ring up and complain about tailgating.
I'm gonna be one of those righteous dasshcamownersaustralia faggots.
>>15146366
>$370
dude what the shit
why did you pay so much for a dash cam?
>>15146393
nothing righteous about having a cam that captures people being cunts mate.
>>15146399
>>15146393
>mfw I am a huge cunt driver but haven't seen myself on dash cam australia (yet)
>>15146362
Found the cunt
http://www.tengtools.com.au/product/23pce-1-4-dve-socket-bit-set-2/#prettyPhoto
>they want $82.50 on official site
>independent auto shop in my town sold me one for $50
The fuck. Look up ebay I guess.
>>15146387
Took me 3hrs to replace a waterpump on a V-Strom, another time it took me 7hrs to do a valve check and adjust on it too, that involves having to remove the fairings, tank and radiator, just to access the front cylinder.
The internet is awesome, had all the info I needed to attack it with some sort of confidence.
>>15146394
It's better than getting written warnings due to faggot P platers. I said the same shit to our other drivers, they told me I would end up with one. It was just a matter of time.
>they knew
>>15146394
Are you poor?
>>15146403
>mfw I will probably end up on DC-OZ eventually
>>15146394
Mate that's pretty cheap for all the shit it features and comes with, really REALLY good cams are well over $500 but they normally also have a rear facing camera as well.
>>15146406
thanks bruhdda
>>15146407
zzr1200, parts are not common, and info is hens teeth. still love the fat cunts tho
>>15146434
No probs, if you get one just fucking make sure not to lose shit because they are so fucking small.
>tfw lost the shifter somewhere
Was handy as fuck on tight engine spaces too ;_;
>>15146413
whut?
>>15146419
No. But I owe my wealth to all of you tax paying cunts. So cheers mate.
>>15146449
>shitcunt drivers cut him off
>call up his business and complain to his boss he's tailgating them
![No9lVIe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DaUoAji.jpg "No9lVIe[1].png")
>>15146446
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/TENG-TOOLS-SOCKET-SET-23Pc-1-4-Dr-SOCKETS-BITS-RATCHET-DRIVER-ADJ-WRENCH-T1423-/301963797164?hash=item464e71e2ac:g:7Z4AAOSwjVVVpeub
got a spanner lodged in between shock and spring once, took nearly an hour to get it out, still have no idea how i put it there
>>15146425
Why would you spend so much on a dash cam when you can get them for under $100?
What's the reason for spending so much money on something that does the same as the cheaper alternatives?
>>15146450
>centrelink
>wealth
>>15146450
>tax paying cunts
Kek, I had 1k taxable income last year due to negative gearing.
>>15146454
>still more than $50
This is why I love the cunt running the local auto shop, got me a Clutch Kit for the datto ordered in within 5 hours, was $20 less than what they were going for on ebay too.
>>15146457
Those cheap shitty chinese cams have questionable quality and the aussie summer heat tends to kill them pretty quickly. You get what you pay for I guess.
I want to get a dash cam, not really keen on spending hundreds. Anyone know a good review site for them or something?
>>15146457
>cheaper alternatives?
They fuck out real quick in the heat. One guy I worked with has gone through 5 cheap cunts in 4 years, plus it's another tax write off. Another driver has the same one as I just bought for 3 years now and it still works fine.
>>15146460
you are the cancer of this society
you are literally worse than dole bludgers
Who else drunk
>>15146483
stay mad, I provide cheap housing for dole bludging useless cunts like yourself. Keep paying my mortgages and be quiet like a good bitch.
>>15146480
http://dashcamownersaus.com.au/dash-cam-reviews/
I'm shilling this place so hard, I just like their compilations.
>>15146488
Getting there, gonna play some Rocket League soon t b h.
ME FACKEN MUMS FALCON GEARBOX DIED REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15146480
http://www.techmoan.com/
>>15146488
bottle of soju waiting for dinner senpai
found another source of the cheap chink firewater today too, $10/bottle if i buy 12 bottles
>>15146492
ive fucked up 10's of you type of cunts houses
hope you get whats coming to you
>>15146454
Also my XF ute has a 13mm socket and flathead screwdriver somewhere in the panels, cunts just happened to fall into the fender holes in the in the engine bay instead of falling onto the ground didn't they.
>>15146512
It's good when you do this as I am over insured on my landlord insurance, You help me out heaps. I get a Full renovation for a measly $500 and can then bump up the rent by $50 a week for a freshly reno'd house.
Thank you.
>>15146497
What other shit do you play?, I'm running out of ideas on what to pirate
>>15146488
post night shift.
2 black Russians in, I'm on my way
>>15146515
lost my dads 12mm socket in engine bay, kept going up and down the driveway curb to try bounce it loose, never came out
>>15146497
lol already there, really wish we didnt have abs for more crashes
>>15146520
yeah nah bullshit cunt
![flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uLSwzcL.jpg "flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg")
>>15146532
CS:GO/Source
Overgrowth
GTA V
BeamNG Drive
GRID 2
FF8
Skullgirls
Driver SF
>>15146543
RIP in piece that one socket that is lost in every car you work on, may the next owner find you and treat you well
>>15146509
Worth it assuming your liver survives
>>15146548
Oh and Deus Ex Human Revolution.
>>15146543
Tried using a mates magnetic pick up tool to get them out but to no avail, really can't be fucked taking the whole fender off to get cheapie stuff out. The next owner can consider it an easter egg.
>lol already there, really wish we didnt have abs for more crashes
What?
>>15146546
ok m8, you have no idea. Plus you'd be on many blacklists even if you only just didn't get your bond back for not getting the house pest controlled and carpet cleaned. Let alone wrecking a joint.
>tfw over 200k in tax deductions
>>15146548
I can't even find any vidya that appeals to me anymore, I just want to get some money and sink it all into a project car
>>15146509
>$10/bottle if i buy 12 bottles
Share your knowledge, oh wise senpai.
>>15146509
>soju
>In 2006, it was estimated that the average adult Korean (older than 20) had consumed 90 bottles of soju during that year
Koreans go hard
![thumb_snl-helikesyou-2008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T2KFq9Y.jpg "thumb_snl-helikesyou-2008[1].jpg")
>>15146559
er. . . i may have misplaced my own extendable magnetic torch recently
it more entertaining for the crashes
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFoQokmpvo
>>15146559
>The next owner can consider it an easter egg.
Lost a 1/4in drive 7mm socket in a car once, sold it. Bought another car and 1st service found a 1/4in drive 7mm socket in the bumper lip.
The universe works in mysterious ways.
>>15146555
>sold my first car to friend
>he goes about stripping it back to metal to repaint it
>notices a fuck ton of bog patches just below the driver side door
>sands and cuts it all back
>frame is bent almost under the drivers seat
>previous owner must have hit a tree stump or something while out bush bashing
>finds 4 socket pieces, 2 spanners and a bunch of newspaper in the gap
>previous owners just stuffed that shit in and bogged over it before the respray
>>15146563
I was the same until I played RL, I fucking hate soccer games but fuck this game is FUN, AI is garbage though so online play is where it's at.
>>15146572
Misplaced where?
>>15146574
Lol'd, best thing I found was a fishing lure the previous owner left in the glovebox, worth $19 brand new so not gonna complain.
>>15146575
Jesus christ, on the bright side at least it is your mates problem now and not yours
>>15146584
That and got a bunch of free tools in the process. They were KinChrome spanners and sockets too so not sure if they left them on accident or were dumb cunts. Felt bad when he told me that but I didn't know SFA about cars back then.
I know there is a SA meet on the 4th but anyone keen to do one tomorrow?
I'm broke. What do?
>>15146608
HTFU and get a job.
>>15146608
>go to SA meet
>suck dicks
>8ropers
>??????
>profit
Easy way to make 5 bucks
Why have used cars gone up in price?
cant wait for Rego time an[spoiler][/spoiler]d snag a bargain
>>15146619
>get a job
If only it were that easy.
>no experience
>no nothing
>resume is just my name
>moreexcuses.exe
>>15146608
start advertising your holes for cash.
>>15146631
too much of a risk doing this
australia a SHIT
>>15146636
condoms and bulk cash
>>15146639
you
>>15146627
Do the harvest trail or something, blockies don't give a fuck about resumes and some give cash in hand.
>>15146642
Are u drunk bruz?
>>15146558
every dollar saved can go towards health insurance
>>15146567
KFL supermarket in springvale, melbourne
booze section has a bunch of asian shit (like half the back wall)
any asian supermarket with a booze section will probably have this kind of thing
>>15146568
>tfw koreans taught me to drink
>>15146661
I wish nannystate QLD would allow supermarkets/other shops to sell booze, but I wouldn't be surprised if coles/woollies have cunts lobbying so it stays this way as they have all the liquor stores up here.
>>15146655
>friday night
>not drunk
YOU FUCKING UNAUSTRALIAN DOLLOP OF SHIT
fuuuuuck people
>>15146601
I'd be up for a meet tomorrow arvo.
![11906303_741608245975653_892120375_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4HdYhFC.jpg "11906303_741608245975653_892120375_n[1].jpg")
looks like im 2 months late to the party.
this guy is doing the exact same bike/year/colour as mine
git fucked
Just sold the cluster off my BA for 15 bucks, did I stooge myself?
Nobody is buying shit so I've had to drop my prices to almost nothing
>>15146681
the piss stores are separate to the main supermarkets here
be nice if we could just buy shit in the supermarkets like every other country does (even fucking clapistan)
>>15146694
that's what someone would pay for it at the wreckers so not too bad m8.
>tfw trying to sell 4 OEM headunits from past shitboxes
at the point where I just want to give them away but I need the money
>>15146693
Consider suicide
Did my last shift at Coles today. We tradie now!
Way less time to work on cars and shitpost, but whatever.
About to do Haltech and assorted stuff for R32, then after that it's saving for E30
>>15146704
What trade m8?
also what are my chances of picking up a carpentry apprenticeship at 20?
>>15146704
>We tradie now!
congrats man, what kind of apprenticeship?
>tfw foreskinanon
>tfw getting ready to work my night shifts, ugh, 2000-0600
I can't even spend the night dick/shit/foreskinposting and running trips off the board :(
>>15146713
what other trips have you "run off" since last time?
>>15146710
>>15146709
Locksmith. Dad owns business and needs apprentice, so that's cheers.
I'm going to miss late starts, but an actual qualification is worth it.
>carpentry apprenticeship and 20
Slim. Very slim. Look now before you turn 21 as you go up in wages and they really don't want you.
>>15146717
BLDC, vicfag, aussiemuscle, dosebrah etc.
>>15146713
you call THAT a night shift?
>>15146720
I know that, I've had a few trials but the boss was a cunt on my last one so I quit
I'm going in for surgery on monday and will be useless for 3 months, which means I only have 8ish months to find an apprenticeship
I've even thought that if I don't find one by the time I'm 21, that I can strike a deal with the boss to accept less pay just to secure an apprenticeship
>>15146726
Yes, it is awful :(
>>15146733
you really are a poof
>>15146737
What is worse?
>>15146720
>Locksmith.
Professional burglar m8, also ask him what's the deal with automakers having copper/brass wafers and a fucking steel key. That is fucked when they do that.
>>15146733
So much for being a business owner.
>>15146740
1900-0700
>>15146747
I don't like that shift, we use to do 1700-0500 but that was just silliness.
10 hour max now, god bless the public service <3
What happened to that German guy?
>>15146753
waiting on repairs i believe.
>>15146751
hence, soft
>>15146747
thats two hours difference, you're really making a fool over yourself for nothing here tb h
>>15146753
probably got his falcon back, crashed it again and died
>>15146747
I used to do 1500 to 0500 for two years, just two of us in a fucking huge factory. Welders, guillotines, brake presses, CNC lathes/mills and turret presses. Was great for having foreign jobs.
>>15146698
Bottle shop owners have it tough enough as it is, I would feel sorry for 16 year old foodland employees telling drunk cunts to get out, especially the fat abo women that go off their heads about it.
>>15146764
>16 year olds working in a bottle-o
>>15146722
Here's your (You).
>>15146764
The correct term for a
>fat abo woman
is a gin, m8
Just say gin.
>>15146759
>>15146758
Someone please find him and teach the cunt to handle a skid
>>15146759
makes really big difference, we have had lots of guys fall asleep at the wheel on the way home.
>>15146761
what like security?, you could do all your own custom work
>>15146713
What a weak cunt, go try a 12-8am night shift change where you knocked off days shift at 4pm the previous day and couldn't get any sleep between.
>>15146766
He was talking about serving alcohol in a supermarket numbnuts.
>>15146768
Must be an eastern thing, never heard of abos referring to anything as gin in SA.
>forgot to report to Centrelink today
>website is off for maintenance on the weekends
FUCK
>>15146773
cunt, it really doesn't after the first week
also i worked nightshift 1900-0700 for 7 years and not one of the cunts who worked there ever fell asleep at the wheel
>>15146782
How is serving alcohol in a supermarket different than serving in a bottle shop?
>>15146773
>what like security
nah, we were making shit m8. Just shed hardware like brackets and c purlins etc.
Other guy always had shit for me to weld up and day shift guys knew how good we had it with full access to all the equipment, and no bosses around. I hardly ever bought grog when I worked there, just so many foreign jobs to do.
>>15146784
Working? I do it all the time and keep getting cut off, only remember the few weeks between jobs when I really need the dosh.
>>15146776
That is illegal in my industry, famalam.
>>15146786
You would still get drunk cunts coming in of a night trying to buy alcohol, you fucking thick or really young or what?
>>15146794
but being a rent boi is not regulated.
whats the best trade for an sikcunt 18yo with a year 12 level education
sort of a lazy cunt but want to ditch the supermarket life
interested in electrician apprenticeships, this be an alright way to go?
>>15146784
You get a few days overdue before you get cut off, I've gone like 3 days overdue and they just push my payment back a few days
>>15146786
Most prob due to aussie law needing those serving/selling alcohol to hold a RSA or something like that.
>>15146794
It's illegal everywhere in a proper business/enterprise, you cannot work 2 shifts in a day, yet 12am is technically a new day so....
>>15146776
>scab cunt detected
>>15146803
Electrician is probably the cleanest trade you can do, though I've only done carpentry so I can't really say
bonus to being a sparky is just doing house calls, easy as fuck
>>15146785
our roster rotates days to nights, also physical labour and how far away ya live, one of the blokes i work with drives an hour each way, just cose cant be fucked moving.
>>15146791
when i was young and a storby the only happy people was night shift
>>15146808
No, most awards and even the NES define minimum break between shifts as 10 hours (some like rail and driving have 12 hours)
>>15146808
>you cannot work 2 shifts in a day
Yes you can, heaps of Brisbane City Council bus drivers do it. Two 4 hour shifts with a break in between.
Only need a 10hrs break from the end of the last 2nd shift to the start of the 1st shift.
>this is why bus drivers are all grumpy cunts
>>15146816
where do work?
>>15146812
any other trades worth getting into over sparky or nah?
>>15146811
Called a shift change cunt.
>>15146821
Well dunno how they do it but when I worked at one of the biggest wineries in Aus that's how we rolled, only exception was going from midnight shift to afternoon, then you had to have a day off.
>>15146824
We were doing 8 hour shifts though.
>>15146825
er.. . . cant be too specific, lets call it mines, thats pretty close
>>15146824
They do not like us for the most part, spend the whole time grumbling that they never see us and then wonder why we don't want to get on their bus.
>>15146824
You can never relax as a bus driver my dad told me.
You have to be concentrating 100% all the time. Can't even brake too hard cause you'll send granny flying
>>15146329
Hi fellow South East Queenslander. What sort of pizza do you want?
>>15146835
what state?
bus drivers in the adelaide hills are fucking nuts
crossing lanes in twisties not giving a fuck about the chilluns
makes blind corners scarier for sure
>>15146836
That address is for Arndale, the shopping centre, they have some post lockers outside the fucking entrance near Coles, that is where it got sent to doubtlessly.
>>15146841
Or he got it delivered to his business.
>>15146836
Where you at bro? S1000R anon?
>>15146847
Maybe it is foreskin.
posted in /dbt/ but might as well here too: I'm looking for a LAMs bike and I've gravitated towards the CBR250RR, and I see some with 'fire blade' written on them and some without. Is there any difference? This is the model with the MC22 I'm talking about. cheers cunce
>>15146873
They are fucked by now, unless you want to pay 5k plus for a decent one, even then if something goes wrong it can be a fun time getting parts.
>>15146520
Based
/dat/ what am I meant to do if I witness a crash?
chances are I'd pull over and make sure the people were okay but after that should I just leave or stick around?
what if I catch it on dash cam?
>>15146894
Just Sargent Shultz it m8. Keep going, it's a fucking pain in the ass when you get phone calls from every cunt wanting info.
Why the fuck are there no good escorts in Adelaide? Seriously.
>>15146925
>SA
You cunts all have teh AIDS m8, thats why.
>>15146925
The good ones are quite expensive.
And the nasty ones still charge an arm and a leg because sad fat fucks will pay anything.
Your best bet would be to go with the young Asian girls who charge $300-500.
At least they look good.
>>15146825
Depends what you want to do?
Do you want to make big bucks?
Do you want to work your ass off or take it easy?
I can say with carpentry, particularly framing, it's good money when you're qualified but fuck me is it tedious fucking work, I'm looking to get in to decking and shit and not just non stop framing
>>15146925
Go to a brothel, shut your eyes and pump away
>>15146325
Piss and smegma
>>15146835
Tell the old cunt to hold on or sit her saggy ass down
so wait is anyone going to the SA meet tomorrow?
>>15145745
Express is overnight if you live in the metro area.
>>15146046
>>15146095
>>15146147
Service delivery never drops below 96%. Express is overnight.
>>15146167
Standard mail is 3-5 days. Pay the extra couple dollars for express if it really bothers you.
>>15147016
It's on the 4th. Not tomorrow.
>>15147034
>>15147016
I'm keen on a meet tomorrow arvo or even sunday if anyone is up for it
>>15147034
>>15146095
Just in addition to this. If you send it "standard" which is the 5 day maximum mail and not priority (3 days/the old standard) the machines are programmed to delay it one day. So it'll get picked up the day you post it, sorted the morning after, delayed a day as programmed, then delivered. Priority will still arrive the day after if you're sending it within the same city.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/tailem-bend/cars-vans-utes/hsv-maloo-amazing-car-low-kms-/1113350485
FUCK P PLATE LAWS
>>15147040
>Worst I can say is no :)
KFC bucket meal time.
Gorge road for the SA fags wanting to meet tomorrow?
>>15147052
>Gorge Road
>Go 1kph over
>Get fined by one of the forty cops that sit on that road with radar guns
>>15147052
fuck off piggy
>>15147052
>Gorge road
might not be a good idea after the weather we've had today. rockslides and shit happen around there during winter. need to be careful.
>>15147052
>living in SA
TOPKEK
>>15147040
>automatic
>>15146503
is there a car you haven't fucked up?
Is it a retarded idea to build up a v6 Ecotec just to see what you can squeeze out of it?
>>15147104
Yes.
>>15147104
You can squeeze an expensive turd out of it, is that what you want?
currently looking at the map of SA and trying to find somewhere to drive. I'm starting to get bored with the hills roads. no point in driving by the beaches with it being winter.
why the fuck is SA so boring?
>>15147052
Gorge road is closed niggers
>>15146828
>shift change
>not having a minimum 10 hour break inbetween
>still agreeing to it
Scab cunt.
>>15147123
Bored of hills roads? Shit nigga where you been?
Marble hill road is gud fun. Lobethal road, chain of speed cameras, sturt valley road, upper sturt if you go late at night, wickhams hill, fukn heaps of good roads mate.
>>15147136
It just that I've done them all so many times lately I want a change of scenery.
I'm thinking I might go out west and work my way up the river and back.
Probably a bit to far too be suggested as a /dat/ cruise since a few SA people are NEET and their parents wouldn't give them petrol money to go that far.
>>15146879
why do you think so?
>>15147127
>needing to be in a union because you are a dumb fuck who can't negotiate.
>>15147146
Is your mum still a nice tight hot fuck?
that's why.
Who has the most expensive car on /dat/ (Not including falcunts $20,000 AU)
Who has the fastest car on /dat/
Who has the most cars on /dat/
What is the best /dat/ car? (inb4 holden astra convertible)
>>15147149
>public company changed its own fatigue management system because cunts were crashing cars after 12hr night shifts.
>a blood bloo its all the unions fault
Enjoy being the shittest of shit kickers scab
>>15147169
kek, enjoy getting paid less than me, Sheep.
>>15147119
Will it get bogan girls wet?
>>15147165
Most expensive and fastest is probably R33GTR dood
>>15147151
good one mate.
>>15147174
a sigma with a turbo gets bogan girls wet
Where should I look to buy transmission seals?, if I rock up to a transmission shop and ask for some with some cash their way do you think they'd do it?
I just need to seal the trans enough to flog it off to some poor bastard
>>15147183
>I just need to seal the trans enough to flog it off to some poor bastard
if you're going to jew out that hard why not just use some shitty sealant or something to patch it up?
>>15147173
$45/hr to sit on my ass and attend faults if they occur. I was being paid to shop for motorcycle parts today.
Also not Union because they're money hungry cunts who wouldn't help our apprentices out when they needed it
>>15147187
I could just not seal it at all, though I'd get an angry phonecall when it pumps all the fluid out the bellhousing
>>15147176
How fast is the gtr? Reckon my bike would give it a good run
>>15147194
not your fault
you didn't know it was like that
it was sold as is
clearly this problem developed because of the new owner
used cars aren't flawless
tell the cunt to fuck off it's his problem now
>>15147196
He said car not bike
>>15147189
>Also not Union
But yet here you are sucking its dick.
>>15147211
He said fast not slow
>>15147146
the fireblade stickers are just wank factor. the bike is not actually a fireblade.
all mc22s are the same more or less
>>15147211
kek, car fags always get BTFO when a $2k beater liter rekts them.
>find part I need on eBay
>$10
>shipping from America $25
Fuck the US
>>15147221
>inb4 replies about how dangerous motorcycles are and how you'd die as soon as you fall off.
>>15147224
>find part
>cheap as fuck
>$70 shipping
>the part could fit in an envelope
>>15147230
b-but muh comfort
>>15147208
I'd be selling the transmission alone, I know it's fucked because I watched it pump all it's fluids straight out of itself
But I didn't know that... shh
I know that in SA on P plates you can't do shit to you car.
But if I upgrade my injectors who's going to know really?
Are the pigs really THAT fucked to ping every kid they'll pull apart your entire car?
>>15147236
I just can't feel good charging some poor cunt $200 for a fucked transmission, should have seen the amount of shavings in the pan fuck me was it bad
>>15147236
well in that case you're fucked aren't you danny.
try your luck with the tranny store
if you you might want to bin it rather than go through the pain of trying to move it
>>15147242
>But if I upgrade my injectors who's going to know really?
They wont.
>>15147249
sweet
>>15147145
I'd be keen on a proper drive if people weren't fuckheads. 1 in every 2 people that chase me in the hills are shit cunts that sit way too close or can't drive.
>>15147263
>sit way too close
Move over and let tooj king go.
>>15147246
m8 I got it down to 3 bolts to remove it, I just need extensions
It feels like waste of time to give up now
>>15147263
what do you drive/ride?
how do your drive/ride?
slow/speedlimit/speed/#hoon
>>15147262
Regency check injector colours (aftrrmarket are different colours) but you'll be fine with cops.
>>15147249
Don't be a cocky cunt and they shouldn't be too hard on you
>>15147289
the only time you ever go to regency is after being fucked by the cops in the first place though
>>15147270
If I'm clearly going to slow for them I'll pull over but alot of the time it's not even me going slow and just the car infront of me. My car stands out like shit so everyone tries to race me.
>>15147281
RB swapped 180sx
Pretty fukn fast unless it's wet m8. I have no problem keeping up with my mates 220awkw STI in the dry.
>>15147307
>My car stands out like shit so everyone tries to race me.
You need a sticker "All show and no go".
>>15147307
Race Me Rice Boy.
>>15147308
Kek.
>>15147313
See you on the toegay
>>15147308
Or drop the clutch at the lights and stall it
>>15147322
which one tomorrow arvo?
GOT THE 86 BACK LADS
ENTIRE TRANSMISSION REPLACED
>>15147327
Have a wedding tommorow and no rego at the moment. Will be back out next weekend.
>>15147307
so when're you gonna grow out of the pop-ups rice meme and put an s13 silvia front end on?
>>15147335
fuck off
>>15147145
>It just that I've done them all so many times lately I want a change of scenery.
Go down to Delamere and do Range Road to Victor Harbour.
>>15147242
It'll only be a problem if you're in an accident and someone decides to dissect the car. Then you're fucked for a really long time.
>>15147294
Police can defect you for not having enough fluid in your windscreen wiper tank if they want to.
>>15147339
fucking pussy
>>15147343
>Police can defect you for not having enough fluid in your windscreen wiper tank if they want to.
only likely if you're a shitcunt
>>15147335
Vice grip off the back brakes and do a single pegger in celebration.
>>15147343
>Victor Harbour.
shit man the last time anyone from /dat/ got close to Vic they burst into flames.
>>15147347
This grow some balls cunt, weddings are for women
Are you a woman?
>>15147351
I have seen them do this to fully mod plated cars just because it was the only thing they could find. Don't underestimate the power of a cuckold with a badge.
>>15147343
>Police can defect you for not having enough fluid in your windscreen wiper tank if they want to.
>you don't have enough wiper fluid anon
>pull dick out and piss into tank
>you mad officer?
>>15147356
>reception
>open bar
yeah nah
>>15147347
Feels better than your fleshlight
>>15147351
True, give cops shit and they will give it back harder
Doesn't mean you wont get the occasional cunt on his high horse here and there
>>15147357
I've been pulled over, and had mates pulled over for some stupid shit.
you just go full cuck mode
only ever got warnings
>>15147343
>Police can defect you
my cars engine is covered with plastic heat shields everywhere. pretty much can't even see the engine.
would the cops remove them all to get a look into my engine bay to defect me?
>>15147380
Never underestimate a cuck on a power trip. Bust a taillight, shake something loose in the engine bay, whatever it takes. What was the name of that cocksucker from VIC who defected the bone stock 86 again? Just run into someone like him.
