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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]

>immigrate here because of cancerous memeposting edition

>'Strayan Cars & Bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answer
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenc as fuck

>/dat/ Links
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Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets
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>Community Links
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>Guides & Information
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Discord Server
>https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v
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>>15133914
>Dickscord Server
ftfy
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SA meet Saturday?
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>>15133917
At least it's moved the penis talk away from the /dat/ threads mate.
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>>15133925
good point
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>>15133922
Wet though
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>>15133925
/dat/ has been the gayest it's ever been for the last week or two.
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>>15133933
pussy
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>>15133950
>Bike
No thanks. Dont want a wet bum
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>>15133954
>missed the opporunity to say dicksword
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>>15134007
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Why have you faggots got two threads?

Fuck off with your autism to 8 Chan or something.

Bunch of mongs.
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>>15134025
the shitposter is ruining dat
fast OP, delete the thread.
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>help mods, we are getting cucked!

Only the butthurt Tasmanian does these things
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>>15134027
>fast OP, delete the thread.

Its too late to delete it you fucking retarded dumbstruck wizard.
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>>15134036
i never claimed to know how clocks work you dried up shit on a stick
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>>15134032
who is the butthurt tasmanian?
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>>15134032
you can do an engine swap without engineering in tasmania. rest of australia requires the body be checked to be able to structurally support it. needless to say, there are many shitboxes with snapped chassis rails in tassie
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>dashboard cracks after leaving the car in the sun
i would assume a part that is in the sun often wouldn't crack when it got hot
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>>15134051
What does that have to do with anything?
other than Tasmanias large road toll of 1 in 13,200?
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>>15134063
mod friendly state.
actual freedomland.
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>>15134058
Dashboard crackage is a common thing mate, you think people buy those stupid foil windscreen covers for "fun"?
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>>15134077
yeah i thought they where to blind cops if the sun was just right
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>someone is selling a maloo ute close to me for $15,000
>I only have $13,000 and I'm on my P's
FUCK
U
C
K
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>>15134083

What is this? A burnout for ants?!
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>HG in shit condition gets listed in SA
>middle of fucking nowhere
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/manna-hill/cars-vans-utes/1970-ht-kingswood-runs-original-motor/1113980838

i want to see it and offer money but fucking hell sucks to be in Adelaide for this kind of shit.
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>>15134094
She's way too fucked mate.
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>>15134094
that thing looks like it's been through the fucking gulf war
and it still has better paint than my car
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>>15134102
>>15134104
only looks like cosmetics inc seats, crashpad and grille are fucked but the floor pans dont look too bad and the motor only looks shit. The crossmember for the engine looks a bit suss for rust tho
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>>15134112
the motor looks like fucking death
how is that shit still running
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Alright, I need a gofundme account and a lawyer.

In Vic, and it's probably similar across the board, if your rego runs out you can pay it late within a certain time frame - in vic, three months. Of course you can't drive your car during this time because it's unrego'd/un-TAC-insured.
f you pay 8 weeks past the date, your date of renewal doesn't change. Which is shit but I guess permissable.

What fucks me

reallly fucks me

is that you still pay the full amount of TAC insurance.

You're literally paying for insurance retrospectively, which is impossible in every other situation.

>had a crash, not insured
no worries, take out cover now, we'll backdate the start date so you're good

See?

So, like I said, fuck Vicroads. They owe (probably) every motorist money.
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>>15134115
It only has two moving parts. Simplicity breeds reliability
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>>15134137
Just stay cucked you faggot or move.
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>>15133925
Remember that intercourse is free between states.
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>>15134180
To where? Every state has fucked regulations.
Except Tassie, but the problem with that is obvious.
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http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-MR2-1988/SSE-AD-4037023/?Cr=0
Posted this a few threads ago, someone said it was shit. Why exactly? The fuel pump can be changed, and if it has frame damage, of course I'm not going to pick it up.
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Any /dat/ cunts at the meet down at harbour town? Looks like a somber affair.
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>>15134202
Anywhere but SA and VIC
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>>15134215
Not sure why someone would say that, it looks like an awesome project. Very local to me as well, can go inspect if you need
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Friday feels so long away
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>need to get a hold of that sweet sweet cash
>local bank opens crazy jew hours
>10:30-12 and 1:30-3
>I know they won't have enjoy cash for my withdrawal so I'm going to have to go and find another bank and then drive around with a shit tone of cash with me.
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>>15134248
what shit bank is that? every other bank opens at 9 and stays open till at least 5
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/dat/ is a strange place. When I think of the people that post on /dat/ I usually think of people like Falcunt or Vicfag who are quite fat and ugly basement dweller types but then I remember there are those of you who go to meets and work and are total normies.
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>>15134261
A shitty local branch of Bank SA.
They open late, take an hour and half for lunch all at the same time and then close early.

Last time I made a 'big' withdrawal ($5,000) they got quite mad at me and said that if I was going to withdraw such a large amount of cash in the future to call a few days ahead to let them know so they can have the funds.
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>working at elizabeth tafe today
>nig nog leaving tafe in his vt
>wet as fuck
>does dorifto
>straight into pedestrian crossing
>destroys the fence and the posts with the cross button on it
>gets out "jabba jabba poo jabba SENPAI!!!"
>goes and hangs with his nig nog friends smoking joints in the tafe carpark until cops arrive

My day was exciting
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how much should i pay for an XE Falcon sedan w/ bench seat and column auto?

i want too many cars, but i want to atleast try a falcon along with all the commonwhores ive owned
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>in local car club facebook group
>trying to be social
>call someone a mad cunt
>admin deletes it and messages me about my "inappropriate language"
>tell him to stop being racist towards my native australian dialect
>leave the group and block him after telling him to get fucked
These people are literally killing aussie culture
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>>15134291
>i want too many cars
Welcome brother, youre in a safe space. Wait till you want multiples of cars you already have with different mods
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>>15134305
Just like faggots here who cant handle aussie memes.
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>>15134291
I paid less than 300 8 years ago.
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>>15133908
Which one do I pick? /dat/?
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>>15134335
top right red button with x in it
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Would an older Saab be a money pit? I'm looking at '99-'02 9-5 saabs but I have someone telling me it's a bad idea because you apparently can't get parts anymore and I'll be paying out the ass for servicing.
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>>15134305
>tfw you realise there are people in Australia that think bogans are a bad thing

Can any of you imagine Australia without bogans?
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>missed a spot shaving
fuck /dat/ I don't know how neck bears like falcunt and vicfag do it. facial hair is horrible
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>>15134345
>not having a beard
It is like you aren't even a man
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>>15134327
ive seen a handful of XE's for 500-1500 bucks in good nic, but they've all been floor shift auto's, which i think is useless if it can be on the column. The only benefit is the storage box on the centre arm rest, which idgaf about
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>>15134342
not exactly a money pit but parts are costly
and thanks to mcm prices have actually gone up on all saabs for sale
buy one with a turbo or a convertible and just have fun
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>>15134305
I agree with your sentiment but excessive use of cunt is a meme mainly used by melbournian poofters pretending to be fully sick aussies on the internet
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>>15134356
do people in the rest of Australia hate people from melbourne as much as victorians do?
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>>15134356
Fuck off cunt
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>>15134356
I've grown up in bogan culture. Its literally how i talk. I have to force myself to not use "offensive language" in professional settings
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>>15134342
Weren't the early 9-3's and 9-5's prone to oil sludging?
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>>15134351
mcm?
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>>15134375
my boss calls me cunt.
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>>15134363
Its the hook turns. I told everyone they were messing with their brainwaves
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>>15134380
My boss is 2nd generation wog, he hates swearing, but the money is great
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>>15134386
mine is also a 2nd generation wog, he runs around the shed yelling fuck most of the day and doesnt really help anything but it is always entertaining.
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>>15134379
Mighty car mods. Whenever they feature a specific car the price of them and their parts go through the roof
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>when the fa͏m has just gone to sleep and you dont know whether its safe for a sneaky bong or not
Lads, help me out here
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>>15134345
Nigga what? Stubble is comfy
Neck hair needs to stay fairly short though
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>>15134392
I guess i just got the shit cunt by luck
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>>15134397
>ripping a bong in your families house
Take a walk nigga, that's disrespectful.
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>>15134403
nah my boss is a fuck head, i want to wrap a crowbar around his head then take a shit in his pool.
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>>15134279
>calling ahead to make sure a bank has money
this sounds like the worst bank ever
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>>15134407
Outside fuckwit. Im not stupid. I wouldnt even do it at my own home, the smell of stale smoke is gross
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>>15134417
i smoke bongs in my room to cover up the smell of old cum, works well, my parents think i just have a drug problem instead of a chronic masturbation issue.
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>>15134417
Don't call me a fuckwit, dicksleeve
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>>15134279
What bank doesn't have 5 grand in it? IT'S A FUCKING PLACE FOR STORING MONEY
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>>15134419
Thanks anon, you just solved my issues.

But now I'm smoking more so fapping more, what do?
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>>15134421
don't call him a foreskin, i bet you were cesarean, you weren't even born cunt all they did was remove you, all your birthdays were a lie.
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>>15134415
Lol this im a poorfag but i regulary hoard and withdraw ALOT of cash to buy cars and sell shit and my local westpac and nab in the middle of nowhere give no fucks.
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>>15134376
I've heard they are. Is it a big deal?

>>15134351
Alright so it's not a terrible idea for someone on a budget?
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>>15134441
probably, maybe, i guess so.
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>>15134441
>Is it a big deal

It could be if the previous owner hasn't taken precautions to avoid the problem.

I think you should research that era of SAABs a bit more before you commit to buying one imo.
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>>15134429
Don't call me an unborn, smeglips
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>>15134381
>hook turns
Worst thing, especially for a tourist who's never even heard of one before let alone seen one
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fucking battery died for no reason over night.
Can't get the car out of the drive way and it's facing the wrong way to jump start it with another car. What do?
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>>15134605
>Can i do stupid shit
No just replace the battery
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>>15134605
ROLLLLLLLLLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
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>>15134611
>Trollstarting Autos
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>>15134611
It's only me and I reckon if I roll it out of the driveway it will smash into another car before I can stop it.

>>15134610
:(
Is there a way to test that it's the battery for sure and not something draining it?
My glovebox light doesn't turn off cos it doesn't close properly but it should all turn off when I lock the car. (vy commy)
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>>15134605
How about, get this, instead of relying on another vehicle to jump start you, temporarily swap the battery from the would be recovery vehicle into yours to shift it into a better location! Pretty hard concept to grasp I know...
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>>15134639
There won't be a donor car until late tomorrow, and I will not be aloud to swap the battery out.

But thats actually a really good idea, genius
might just steal the battery tomorrow night
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How much should it cost to get my clutch adjusted? What places in Adelaide would you guys recommend? It's uber heavy, heavier than what I think a heavy duty clutch kit is meant to be. Also, I think it might not be disengaging the clutch properly sometimes
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How does this one look?
Interior looks a bit drab but price seems good
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sorrento/cars-vans-utes/saab-95-wagon-2000/1113805959
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>>15134735
Skip leg day much?
Just harden the fuck up cunt
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>>15134908
>might not be dis-engaging properly
I push the clutch in with no problem, just sometimes it seems it doesn't dis-engage the clutch
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>>15134746
>automagic
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>>15134967
Didn't learn manual. Willing to learn later down the track but I'd rather buy a car I can actually drive
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>>15134335
>has steam
>probably has 500 games in library
>plays minesweeper instead

Thank fuck I deleted all the useless cunts that just sit on steam in online mode all day and never play anything.
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>>15134441
>Alright so it's not a terrible idea for someone on a budget?
how big is the budget?
if you look at MCM's latest build moog spent around $7,000 in total on the car and bits I think
and I doubt that you're going to go full JDMRETARD on the car so you should be fine m8
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>>15134423
You know 95% of the words currency is digital right?
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>>15135289
I said the same thing anon
5 years later I'm still driving auto.
nothing wrong with auto imo.
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boat people get out
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>>15138201
Make me :^)
Gonna use those sweet government bux to buy a miata and roll over to sheila's house :^)
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>>15138201
Buy a billboard and say Cuckdeau welcomes them

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/05/23/canada-suitable-option-australias-asylum-seekers-labor-says
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>finally has a car without a leaking exhaust
>normie friends make fun of the sound it makes
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>>15139165
>tfw my car is so quiet you can't hear it running unless you're standing next to it

Feels good, mang.
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http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/a-monash-mayor-is-pushing-for-a-strange-new-rule-during-meetings/news-story/d9fbaa9c7274fc70843ec9576bb07e3e

>Cucktoria
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>>15139193
My old car had an eco engine and when it was idle long enough the engine would switch itself down to 800-900rpm and it was just silent.
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Anyone got some tasteful ideas to make my commie look much nicer?
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>>15139922
What series is it and how much are you willing to throw at it?
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>>15139922
Detail it, lower it a couple of inches and put some tasteful period mags on it imo.
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>>15139922
Sand blast it to reveal any rust or imperfections, then paint it with a tasteful 2-tone paint job (I was thinking maybe silver with another color). Then, lower it to the ground, add Magnaflow exhausts, and some sick Foose wheels! There you go!
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>>15139936
VS 1997, thinking of getting some new, different coloured bumpers to replace the banged up ones it currently has. So my budget would probably be around 500

>>15139990
That's what I was thinking, I would prefer a set of meshies over mags
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What would you guys do with these to choose from as a daily

R34 Gtt
Evo 4/5/6, maybe 7?
R32 Gtr
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>>15140032
Tint the windows
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>>15140037
Probably the R34.
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>>15140037
More than 30km a day? None.
R32s are too valuable and too cop bait. Also they get pinched at an alarming rate.
Evos are very harsh, almost too harsh for me to daily for longish distances and I have a very high tolerance for harsh cars.
R34 is also cop and thief bait, with the bonus of not even being a GTR compared to R32.
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>>15140037
What sort of price range even is this
>r34 gtt
8-9k
>evo
11k+
>r32 gtr
26k+

Anyway the R34 is the newest, cheapest, most reliable and has a decent amount of power. If I had the money I'd take the R32.
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>>15140037
The evolutions and the gtr will probably be too rough and will definitely be expensive for upkeep. The gtt has a decent engine (rb25det neo) looks good and is relatively cheap.
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>>15140054
Yeah it comes across strange selection but. R34 gtr is too far from price range, don't like r33, evo is faster than gtt will be. I don't do a lot of driving.
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>>15140047
Don't drive that much, is there really no way to prevent your car from being stolen?
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>>15140090
Not really. Best thing is out of sight parking and the best alarm you can afford. But there are a surprising amount that get pinched by someone with a flat bed truck.
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>>15140070
Yeah fuck, I really like the others but looks like everyones going to talk sense and I'll end up with the newer and cheaper option.
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>>15140090
There is, i park my gtr in a enclosed garage with a top shelf immobilizer.

There's literally no way for them to physically tow it out in a hurry, short of knocking walls down.

As for when you park it outside...just be careful of cunts running around with tow trucks.

I shit you not, the night i bought it from qld on the highway back, i pulled over to rest for 15 minutes...and a tow truck started coming up behind me as if he was going to tow me.

I pulled out a sawn off and pointed it at the fucker and he fucked right off, but yea, they do get commonly stolen from what i hear.

Just take precautions.
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>>15140109
Its shit like this that makes me think I should probably get around to buying a dashcam
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>>15140139
you should, there's some crazy cunts on the road.

i'm still fucking amazed i go to try and take a powernap for 15 min and almost got jacked, RIGHT AFTER I BOUGHT IT.

So fucking glad i listened to my mate and was carrying, he warned me something like that could happen and he was fucking right.
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>>15139922
20lt drum of petrol and a lighter
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>>15140032
Meshies would look good I reckon.
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>>15140170
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Tenderised musings

Naturalised thrustings
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I fucking hate people /dat/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE
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>>15140301
Get a pet doggo
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>>15140305
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt.
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>>15140314
Help yourself, cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQShSBhzG40
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>>15140305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g
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>>15140322
that's the homo's theme. go back to your dicksword cock fest.
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>>15140322
this never gets old
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>>15140305
fuck me i haven't hear this in years
thanks, anon
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>tfw you can never go back in time and watch them live again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFsQv6PsoKY
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>>15140320
>>15140322
I couldn't listen to 10 seconds of either of these, it hurt my ears
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>>15140322
>music video
how
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>>15140341
thats from all the dicks you have had in them cibbyboi.
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>>15140307
>pets
why the fuck do people have pets
seriously they are worse money pits than cars are
at least cars are useful.
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>>15140341
Listen more, the pain of being a pleb will stop soon. Let pighead into your life.
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>>15140339
>tfw they are old as fuck now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EozMNwQwCvs
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>>15140353
Get a pet doggo and find out.

They're so happy to see you when you come home you can't help but feel better. I had the exact same autistic attitude you did until my mum just went and bought a pup and he ended up being mine cause I looked after him the most
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fucking damn it /dat/ people piss me off so much
I'm nothing but rage today
what the fuck. why is everyone so stupid.
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>>15140389
dogs are fucking stupid and they shit all over the place
what is good about that?
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>>15140390
people driving like dickheads?
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>>15140394
Cat detected, don't you have some piss to spray all around the neighbours house cunt?
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>>15140394
Dog knot and prostate.
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>>15140394
Mine only shits outside.

He holds it in until he can't anymore and only shits inside because of not letting him out in time, like 20 hours or some shit
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Fuck SA
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>>15140438
nah mate, fuck you
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>>15140440
fuck you. eat a dick scott.
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>>15140445
fuckk off gazza you shit cunt
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>>15140438
Fuck QLD, hope you cunts get wiped out by floods again soon.
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>check weather for tomorrow
>windy and rain
>aw fuck better see what we're gonna cop from those WA wankers
>check radar
>see this

SPOOPY
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>>15140464
Me too, need some more work. The 8 years after that happened I was making 150k/year. Now it's only like 80k/year.
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>Living in SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njJr09msGOo
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>>15140438
Heaps Good
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>>15140472
Council or?

>>15140474
It's not so bad if you don't live in or near sAdelaide.
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>>15140469
weather predictions in the southern hemisphere are pathetic.

They haven't got enough satellites and scientists and shit. This is based off anecdotal evidence from my dad who just got back from Finland and a recent ABC article stating just what I'm saying. Haven't got a link tho sorry.

My dad said up in Europe weather predictions for days back would turn out just as they said. Sprinkly rain, partial cloud, whatever

Basically, just disregard it and do whatever you were planning. Or not
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>>15140490
>Council or?
Private company, doing road works.
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>>15140491
Eldersweather is actually pretty spot on, since they pretty much copy paste what BOM says but their site is way more simple to use but I never rely on predictions more than 24 hours ahead.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xs1lUK4jas

I wish Tokin' Blackman never died, might have got a reunion concert or even a new albun.

>TISM confuses the youngsters these days
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>>15140496
>$80-$150k a year doing roadworks

Fuck me, my bro in laws dad made good money doing that sorta shit in Remote NT but nowhere near those figures. How?
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Fans, liggers, the avant garde, please lend me your ears,
I've got a theory about rock'n'roll that confirms your very worst fears.
I come not to bury rock, but I'm not going to praise it -
My position, you see, is a delicate one - that's how I'd phrase it.

My friends say I'm intelligent, my teachers embarrassed me
When they told the rest of the, "Be like Mark Anthony".
But I've got this theory, and I'm too ashamed to say it:
I've studied the people who like rock, and all the bands who play it,

And there ain't no doubt in my mind, I know this sounds like folly,
That rock was created by one man, and it wasn't Buddy Holly;
And it wasn't Elvis or Berry or Little Richard - oh, the bell does toll:
It's time to tell that Hitler didn't die, he invented rock'n'roll.

Well, fuck you, smartarse, up your arse, can you think of something better?
You're the sort of brainless turd who follows rock to the letter;
You think it stupid that Hitler could, but you can't see the wood for the trees -
Well, let me tell you some other things that a rock fan believes:

Do you believe in Mick Jagger and his charismatic lips?
Do you believe in what hangs between Jim Morrison's hips?
Do you believe that John Lennon was a man truly great?
Do you believe that Morrissey chooses to stay celibate?

Have you seen the way a person acts if they're in a band?
If you want the greatest proof of all, have you seen the fans?
You, who seem totally prepared to fall for this sort of hype
Dare to protest when I say it's all from the Third Reich?

Yes, my friend, when Elvis died gurgling on his bathroom floor,
And his fat white bloated body couldn't take it any more,
His last thought before his eyes in their sockets did roll
Was that Hitler didn't die, he invented rock'n'roll.
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>>15140509
tldnr
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>>15140508
Hourly hire, doing spray seal. Just a dumb cunt truck driver.
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>>15140515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5eSSac5Td8

Maybe this will help you out.
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>>15140519
Noice.
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>>15140505
>albun
I C what you did there.
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SUMMATGUD

BRAVO TROLL
the fun police
the knowing knights of the bummer
the basement rats of the drama
the karma keepers
corroding rust on the armour
energy leeches of the herd and the farmer
you pay your toll
billy goats gruff with a thirst
to see the greener side of life up on that side of the turf
the modern troll
and his hunger for blood that’ll see you dragged under the bridge
and your name through the mud

the keyboard seagulls
the savage peck of depression
the modern merchants of lesson
the human eaters
stretch out your guts for the wrestle
and nestle in, make their bed in your vessel
etch their initials on your territory bubble
huddle scrum into formation
belly’s rumble off the rubble and the broken
I hope you’re coping
with every critic now invisible but vocal

never coming face to face with em
they’ll watch you feed though
they’ll let you stuff your face in fistfuls til your super ego
be building rich off all that critical blah
that acclaim will rush in veins til your firewall is armed
you learnt your methods well
vindicated swell of aggression
any less is underestimate of call and oppression
aid and abetting the little devil whispering petty
into the earlobe of any painter, brush at the ready
you got lost in it, tossed around by it, took a knock for it,
rocking honest out the fucking box for it,
sound of god in it and god damn it I’ll be damned if that aint honest to god
it’s in the second when you hit a chord and know that its on
the room owing to the moon glowing
mind gremlin back flourishing in gizmode
and pretty whistle drifting all romantic out the blowhole
the finest stream of gold for a hungry little trolldoll to feed on

they’ll poke when you’re weak
seethe under brick and mortar, leaking engine grime
trophies of the gory chorus
suppose that’s just the way we eat here?

pillars of the surface nuisance
pebbles of the colosseum’s fallen kind
creepin’ bout the comment streamin’
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>>15140526
Now I can't even get an autistic fat neet from coffs to come say hi. Shits fucked I tells ya.
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Do you have a problem dat.
I just scored an 18
https://www.recoveryzone.com/tests/lib/UCCASSv1.8.1/survey.php?sid=53
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wen was u wen 4chin waz down
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>>15140577
At work.
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>>15140577
Trying to get myself into a confrontation on the road as an excuse to vent all of my pent up frustration and anger on some poor sod.
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>>15140577
Backpage escorts, what else?
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>>15140464
>Fuck QLD, hope you cunts get wiped out by floods again soon.
I'm actually SA and sever floods are forecast for tomorrow. anon this is your fault.
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SA /DAT/ MEET
Saturday, 4th of June, at noon/12pm. Meet at Windy, talk shit for a while and then cruise along. Schnittys at the Aldgate and then a lovely hoon down the freeway.
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>>15140736
I might be able to make this depending on how my morning goes.
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>>15140736
>Schnittys at the Aldgate
Sounds comfy as fuck, I'm keen on this.
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>>15140754
I'll challenge any cunt to a parmageddon.
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>>15140767
>parmageddon
whut
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>>15140782
big fuck off parmi. 50/50 schnitty and topping. aldgate's under new management now, so hopes they've still got it.
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>>15140787
sounds good
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>>15140736
How much are the schnittys?
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>>15140792
threefiddy?
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>>15140792
Average price range I guess. 15-20
Meet's in the list now
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>>15140799
A bit too expensive for my budget atm, sorry boys I'll have to pass on the meet
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>>15140736
I'm keen, nothing like a cruise and schnitty before work
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>>15140799
>15-20
fugg me main
a pub snitty should be $12 max.
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>>15140802
what a fucking faggot
fuck you
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>>15140802
>>15140807
Idk man, I'm east so I'm used to getting ripped off at the Bath and Robin Hood. Could be more, could be less. No harm in coming and I'm sure one of us can slide you some cash if need be.
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>>15140811
I'll go if you shout me cunt, I'll pay you back promise
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>>15140817
>>15140802
unlike this faggot I actually have money so I can afford my own lunch. can't have a drink though since P plates
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>>15140819
ahahaha no fuck neet scum
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>>15140523
what the fuck am I listening to
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hendon/cars-vans-utes/vw-passat-2006-urgent/1114087626

Putin is selling a pretty nice VW.
What do you think /dat/ ?
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>>15140823
You can sit in the baby chair
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>>15140718
What do you charge?
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>>15140842
you're just mad you don't have enough money to buy lunch and hang with the boys. maybe you should try and get a job rather than living of mummy and daddy.
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>>15140828
>neet
I'm a uni student you retard, might just come to the meet to kick your teeth in if you're going to be a prick
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>>15140849
i'm organiser cunt
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>>15140832
I'm not sure there's a price low enough to justify a modern VW

But that's just my experience
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>>15140852
>hurr I go to uni
>durr I'll kick your teeth in
fuck you. you don't do shit.
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>>15140862
Come to the meet and we'll see mate, I'm going now so if you have the guts to shit talk we'll see how big you are in person.
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Are any of you Sorry today /dat/?
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>>15140864
for you
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>>15140868
no fuck off green scum
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>>15140868
Greens voter and hardcore liberal, yeah I'm pretty sorry.
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>>15140864
>>15140862
dat at its finest
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>>15140864
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>>15140883
at least it's not gay/dick/fur/foreskin/falcunt talk
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>>15140868
i'm sorry that all the boongs weren't wiped out in the first invasion
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>intense hunger pains at midnight
what the fuck stomach? would go for a late night maccas run but SA fucking P plates.
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>>15140906
just take your plates off dude
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>>15140905
as am I
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>>15140868
I'm actually a greens voter and even I don't believe in white guilt.
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>>15140910
>implying you can see P plates at night anyway
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>>15140906
stop being a bitch
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>>15140736
cant it be somewhere else SA is full of faggots
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Elizabeth shopping centre car park 7:30?
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just think of all the problems that would go away if abbos didn't exist
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>>15140921
make one for your own state then
>allday came from SA
>state reputation ruined forever
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>>15140928
>hey guys wanna meet up in canberra we can do cool things
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>>15140922
fuck off you derro fuck
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>>15140910
>gets pulled over
>not displaying P plates
>driving between 12 and 5
That's 5 demerit points right there
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>>15140949
Oi cunt Ill smash ya in a drag with my vL
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>>15140846
300 hr
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>>15140925
Look at tasmania mate, bunch of inbred cucks who can't mod for shit. Also the state that took away our gun rights
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>>15140984
Well no, the Commonwealth did by getting the States to all pass uniform laws.
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>>15140984
>Also the state that took away our gun rights
but that's a good thing

imagine if we had guns AND abbos

we'd be pretty much niggermerica2.0, moreso that we already are
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>>15141056
>but that's a good thing
No it's not you mouth breather
Boongs could barely own firearms anyway since most don't have a house to have a safe in
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