>tfw just want to know how cars work and how to fix them but they're so fucking complicated yet all of these hicks work on them like it's no big deal
Where do I do this?
>>15122853
Start fixing shit on your own car. Watch YouTube videos.
>car has problem
>google problem
>get tools from you dad
Congratulations. You're an automotive genius.
Cars aren't hard. Theyre just lots of little systems put together. Also note that most hicks have cars out rusting away in their yard because they didn't actually ever put them back together.
Go to a library or look online for "how cars work" type stuff if you just want raw, general knowledge.
>>15122853
start young. im 22 and i started young ask your dad. i didnt have a dad to i asked my moms boyfriends and they taught me shit. buy repair books. its alot easier if you stick to a certain brand of cars research shit online. its not as hard as you think. look at repair videos for your own car and start fixing shit. go buy some basic tools and have a weekend tinkering on your car. its so fucking fun. also girls love mechanic guys
>>15122878
>girls love mechanic guys
We are either autism or chad, they just love chad.
>>15122853
those hicks are just better than you so why so surprised?
>>15122886
kek
>>15122853
That burger looks disgusting
People actually eat that shit?
>>15122898
europoor detected
>>15122898
communist detected
>>15122853
that burger is weak as FUCK
>>15122898
>>15122910
>>15122915
>>15122930
about to drive down to In N Out right now to get me a double double with extra cheese.
>>15122853
>buy pos that needs repairs
>Buy repair manual for said POS
>buy tools as needed
Start with oil changes and basic stuff like filters.
>>15122898
That is a fast food burger on its side.
>>15122941
this makes me wanna walk to the diner at the corner and get a burger
>>15122943
>OP does this
>changes oil and filters
>"wow anon was right! this is easy!"
>tuns out the shitbox he bought on craigslist needs a new transmission or head gasket replaced
>OP finds out how much that costs and how hard it is to do by yourself
>"FUUUCCCK!"
i wish david's burger wasn't just in little rock
>>15122853
>Jeep with 300k+
>oil change at goodyear ($30)
>"Boss, you need a new oil pressure sending unit, it'll be about $230 and another hour."
>"S-Sorry I don't have the money for that."
>"I'll give you this estimate, it's good for 30 days, you have a lot of other work that needs to be done Chief." (estimate comes to about $700)
>pay for oil change and storm out at this horseshit
>go online, look up how to change oil pressure sender
>$18 lifetime warranty part
>the youtube video was about 4 minutes long with 3 of them the guy talking about how you should be careful when changing the filter because you might damage sender in process
>Shit that's what the goodyear mechanic did, broke it and charged me for his fuckup
>literally less than 2 minutes with a set of vice grips
>"why should i get hosed when I can do this stuff myself at 90% less than at the shop?"
Everyone starts somewhere. That was about a year ago. Now I have done all my own wrenching with the factory service manual for my specific model and year.
>>15122898
>>15122943
What I did basically. My first car was a 87 Toyota Corolla FX. My Goal. Was to keep the damn thing running lol and I did. Until I had enough money to get another car. And the cycle continued. (One of the cars I had to give up was my Saab 9000, I miss that thing but parts were so damn expensive.)
>>15122910
>>15122915
>>15123009
With all the amazing restaurant and grillhouses you have in America, and people still go and eat shit like this? It amazes me.
>>15123076
>going to a fucking steakhouse for a quick bite to eat on lunch hour
Obviously it's not fine dining but it's miles better than cold baloney. Stuffing your face with hot meat and cheese is good. You should try it some time.
>>15122898
East coaster detected.
>>15123108
Home-made sandwich plus microwave dude
>>15123201
Nuh uh. I'd rather go get a burger. Actually, screw sandwiches. Just go to fucking T-Bell.
>buy a shitbox
>completely disassemble the car
>buy any parts that need replacing
>put everything back together
>roll the odometer back
>sell for $3,000 profit
>buy another shitbox...
>>15122860
>dad
>>15122878
I have nobody to ask and nobody to get tools from, I can't even drive manual or even drive in general because nobody can do anything for me
>>15122853
Fuck you for making me want In-n-Out
>>15123259
>completely disassemble the car
Are you high?
>>15123327
Dude just put the car on your electric lift and take the engine and shit out and remove everything.
>>15123339
OH yeah man totally
Are you people this disconnected from reality
>>15123259
yeah m8 just completely disassemble some $500 craigslist shitbox, replace everything, and put it back together lol no big deal
>>15122898
>In and out
>disgusting
>>15123345
>>15123356
dudes just like do it bros
>>15122853
Find a forum for your car, they should have DIY guides with pictures. Start small (oil change, coolant flush). Work your way up to harder repairs, fix your car and learn about cars in general.
>>15123345
>Are you people this disconnected from reality
Yes
/o/ is literally the stupidest car community on the 'net
>>15122853
1. Buy pic related
2. Read it cover to cover
3. Take the quizes in it
Now that you're familiar with how cars work, what each system does and how they work together, it's time to apply it.
4. Save money and aquire basic tools
5. Buy a cheap car that interest you
6. Fix the things that are broken or make the modifications you want
Congratulations you did it
>>15123436
OP will find this beyond his ability to understand complication. Add simplicity my friend.
>Step 1: Git Good
there are no more steps.
>>15123422
>tfw the only way I can get good advise or for anyone to pay the fuck attention is to shitpost about a certain topic and spam it until someone gets mad enough to correct me and give me the info I want
I've tested it too, nobody responds seriously when I just straight ask for help or tips on something, shitposting gets results
Why do you think FF vs RWD got so prevelant ? I wanted to know how they conpared. I got the answer but sadly I may have spammed too hard as there are STILL residuals in the form of copy cat trolls
-Corey
>>15123456
People can not be allowed to be wrong on the internet, anon. This is a permanent record after all.
We all want to be a hero, slaying the villain is always more fun than saving the slut from being impregnated.
>>15123456
>>15123470
I suck cock
-Corey
>>15123502
>I suck cock
Why are gays always so proud. Everybody in ear shot. I SUCK COCK! I LOVE DICKS! Women also do these things, but somehow even being the chatty creatures they are, manage not to brag about it.
>>15122860
>get tools from your dad
Were it so easy.
>>15122860
My dad works in IT. All we fix together is vintage computers.
>>15123118
>actually implying Five Guys isn't better than in n out
>20XX
>>15123890
In n out is what five guys do to your mom
>>15123259
That's dishonest though.. Might as well skip the middle man and pickpocket people.
>>15124015
[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]
>>15122853
Play my summer carâ„¢
>>15122910
>>15122915
>>15122941
>>15122956
>>15123009
>>15123076
>>15123229
>>15123325
>>15123360
>>15123118
t. unhealthy overweight ameribetics
>>15123502
t. insecure cocksucker
>>15124051
kinda
>>15124104
>giving two shits about being in form
found the woman
>not living in dfw
>eating burgers while not living in dfw or texas
>shiggy doo diggity doop poop scoop
>>15123512
>women suck cock too
Yea, and they're awful at it. Men give way better blowjobs than women.
>>15124147
t. ameribetic
>see thread
>decide to make cheesburgers
thanks op! bout to fire up the bbq
also, haynes & youtu.be
>>15124156
Whataburger thread now.
>>15124156
>eating burgers
Never had one in my life.
>>15124156
>>15124206
communist detected
>>15124206
I'm sorry. :^)
>>15124226
godtier item from whataburger
>>15122853
hick reporting in
>not having spicy ketchup to go with it
>>15124237
>>15124232
They just look gross, make me gag.
I'm American
>>15124275
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Whataburger-Tops-Fast-Company-Bracket-for-Best-Burger-in-America-318705431.html
http://www.sacurrent.com/Blogs/archives/2015/07/27/whataburger-rightly-named-best-burger-in-america
http://www.mysanantonio.com/food/article/Whataburger-is-in-yet-another-competition-for-the-6403657.php
Then you're a fuckin' idiot. :^)
also, burgerpleb
>>15124292
>people aren't allowed to have different opinions
>>15124292
Literally what prompted this
>>15124321
I'm sorry your opinion is wrong.
>>15124328
Nothing
>>15124339
>being this assmad
>>15124348
.....I'm...mad?
For??
...I understand this being the first "go-to" for everyone who is wrong or is babby first twoll on the internet, but I don't understand in any context I have presented how I'm angry....but okay.
I thought I was just talking about burgers.
>>15124364
he thinks hes "trolling" you
>>15124364
>>15124374
t. summerfags
>>15124374
Ohhhhhh, thanks anon.
>>15122853
A great number of hicks are completely fucking baffled at anything without a carb or the electrical system too far back from a fuel injector. There's a substantial amount working maintenance jobs for factories who have to fuck with PLCs when they break, though. Those guys tend to be able to handle just about anything. Anyway, just go grab some piece of shit off craigslist or from some rednecks back yard and start fucking with it. For simplicity see if you can't find yourself an old seventies or early eighties ford or something.
>>15124364
ignore this poster >>15124382. He's impersonating me.
>>15124378
I thought summerkids were the ones who had the disingenuous nature when failing at a point to then pretend to troll anywhere but on /b/, not the ones presenting clear responses and positions in their stances. :^)
>>15124378
>>15124382
>>15124394
>>15124391
Who is who? I just got here.
>>15124394
t. summerfag
>>15124391
Do I really need to tripcode? Do I present myself so well that people would rather be me? Neat.
Anonymous 05/23/16(Mon)21:39:03 No.15124391 â–¶
>>15124364 (You)
ignore this poster >>15124382 (You). He's impersonating me.
>>15124415
ur fucking adorbs
>>15124416
DUDE STOP FUCKING IMPERSONATING ME!!!
I MADE THIS POST >>15124339.
>>15124416
>>15124429
ignore this poster he's a fake >>15124402.
>>15124394
Fucking stancefags!
>>15124430
Is this trolling? What is this?
>>15124429
Stop impersonating me, thanks.
>>15124442
>>15124445
ignore this poster. He's usuing my alias >>15124441.
>>15124440
You can't be me, or cultivate my responses; so it's going to be really hard to emulate my posts convincingly enough to where others will think you're genuine.
:^)
I definitely don't type like that.
I like stance
>>15124463
I'm not him you fucking retard. I'm
>>15124445 (you) and >>15124378 (you).
>>15124445
I am so fucking flattered you want to be me, but not as surprised as I am you think people can't read tripcodes.
>>15124457
>alias
>>15123299
> nobody can do anything for me
>>15124468
>>15124472
ignore this poster he's a fake.
>>15124468
>>15124468
I -LOVE- stance!
Are you kidding me? :^^^^^^^^^^^^:^^^^^^^^^^^^^:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))))))^:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^):
>>15124472
What's a tripcode?
>>15124104
>being this insecure
>>15124485
DUDE STOP FUCKING IMPERSONATING ME!!!
>>15124490
It's a hacker technique to hide your eyepee from the cyberpolice.
>>15124487
>>15124491
ignore this poster he's not actually me.
>>15124499
>>15124491
>>15124499
>>15124499
>>15124499
>>15124499
>>15124491
>this assmad
>>15124505
thanks!
>>15124520
reported
>>15124520
:^)
>>15122967
>anon then has two choices
>give up and learn nothing
>dive in and learn as you go
Or, shit, half and half. Smaller Transmission shops will work with you on anything in my experience. And come on, a head gasket is not a hard job on most vehicles.
>>15124877
>a head gasket is not a hard job on most vehicles.
it's the biggest reason people sell their fucking car. you need to take the fucking engine apart.
>>15124901
>it's the biggest reason people sell their car
So what? That doesn't make it a tough job. It's expensive at a shop because it takes time, but you are literally just unbolting things with the engine still installed.
>>15124956
what is an example of a tough job for you?
>>15124988
Main bearings/bottom end work, chassis damage, intermittent electrical issues, differential repair
Do I need to go on?
>>15123456
Are you retarded? How poorly worded werr your posts? Why make retarded miami lad shitposts?
>>15122898
>he's never tried in-n-out
>he never will
>tfw father is a chink cuck that doesn't know how to work on anything
I had to learn everything about cars from the Internet, as an adult.
>>15125957
dont feel bad about being the son of a chink. My dad is white and knows absolutely nothing about cars, and I taught everything I know to myself.
>>15125957
>tfw mom and dad knew all about cars
>tfw dad is dead
>tfw mom is alone in handing down her auto knowledge to me
>>15125970
But a lot more Caucasians actually take pride in doing shit themselves. My father goes to the dealer to get those watch batteries for his key fob.
>>15126052
I hope the mods delete your post, faggot.
What if my dream shit box is done euro shit box and I love in America, I've always had a hard on for the Porsche 944 turbo post 1984, v8, red, front engine, sexy as fuck body, good suspension apparently, most of them in my area are in good shape and cost about $4000-$9000. Thing that scares me is knowing you need special tools and it's different from any engine I know how to wrench on. Idk, I have the money and I just stare at them on Craigslist every night
>>15122898
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
etc etc
>>15126157
Holy crap auto correct, red=rwd, done=some
