Is /o/ prepared for Nu-Top Gear this Sunday?
Will Matt be able to save this show from complete failure?
http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/top-gear-audience-walk-out-after-being-left-unimpressed-by-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-a3254686.html
>>15122079
Its starting this Sunday? I didn't know
Haven't heard anything about it desu.
>>15122103
>>15122079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rur6a9QKmi4
nothing will save them. they will have good veiw rating or whatever the fuck they are called, untill this autumn when the Amazon show starts.
and then they are gonna get fucked harder than the red army fucked berlin.
but, between now and then, the show will proboby reign supreme because there isnt really anything else
Average British magazine
>>15122153
>£1
Fucking Disgusting
>>15122079
>hey guys i'm a girl lol :DDD
sabine is a good driver but that shirt is cringe worthy
also is Chris Harris a poo in loo or a terrorist? I can't tell.
>>15122079
They all look so short.
When was the last time Britain did something right.
The last top gear crew was a fluke. And they lost them. Now it's bad British television Andy. Andy tells it like it is.
>>15122262
is chris harris the one who looks like imoteph?
>>15122079
Even the Stig doesn't want to be seen with the rest of them.
Evans looks so fucking pleased with himself, the cunt. A face that begs to be punched.
I'm refusing to watch it or discuss it. Evans has killed people with his shitdickery. I refuse to watch the feminized multicultural ethical 'Top Gear' just on principle.
The draw of the old show was Jezza and friends subverting the BBC's message and meddling. Without them, why watch it?
Whatever Jezza's named his new show, it's going to be a much better watch than this tripe.
>>15122296
In fact, I'm just going to hide this thread and ignore it. I don't even want to think about this excuse for a show.
>>15122079
Who's stoked about watching the nigger, the woman, the wash-up, the beta male, the paki and the Jew, taking turns on the BBC?
Could someone remind me what year it is?
>>15122140
See, I think Nu-Top Gear is going to get straight up Ghostbuster'd. The minute people watch the first episode, the avalanche of negative criticism will start pouring in and the BBC will go full damage control
>>15122295
he's the one on the right of Chris Evans.
>>15122278
>When was the last time Britain did something right
I don't know anon.
I don't know
>>15122295
yes
>>15122306
people are already downvoting all the top gear episodes on youtube, noticed that the other day
They're setting it up for failure it seems. The Facebook ads from BBCA say "it's amazing how many people watch this". The replies are mostly people saying "watched*".
None of these people look like they go together. What the fuck?? and why is Joe Rogan there
>>15122328
which one is joe rogan?
>>15122324
they are just trying to milk the last bit out of it
>mfw the trailer actually looks ok
>but i'll still shitpost and say i hate it
also the last few seasons with clarkson were painfully bad
>>15122153
>Britain's Top Black Weekly
Well no shit it's going to cover stuff about dindu life you fool.
>>15122338
i'm going to be a contrarian once it comes out and even if it is terrible I'm going to say how much I love it just to trigger people.
>>15122306
all honestly? i am going to watch it at first. and most likely continue doing it. proboably not because its any good or not, i can only speculate in that field. i just have really low standards. and this show failing will only up the rating on the amazon show, meaning the BBC have to do better. or try at least. what a time to be alive
>>15122079
>Old man
>Gay man
>Non-gender-specific amorphous blank thing that drives cars
>Arab of some sort
>Token straight white male
>Womyn
>Nigger
Oh wow they've got nearly every flavour, they're just missing a Poo-in-Loo and an asian.
>>15122363
which one is which, you seem to be out of order
>>15122296
The new Amazon show is called The Grand Tour
>>15122332
Third from left. Maybe it isn't him but he looks similar.
>>15122363
>being gay is bad
Found the insecure dicklet.
>>15122373
Old dude is white beard
Gay dude is JUST haircut and black jacket I think
Took me a minute to get the blank thing joke.
>>15122153
>america, future site of neo-mexico
>>15122421
>mexicans actually believe this
>>15122079
I think that's a great lineup, apart from Chris Evans.
>>15122434
>He thinks the white race has a future in america and isn't cucking itself into oblivion
Captcha was Spanish
>>15122421
I'm surprised Somali hasn't passed mexican in MN
Wakemeupinside
>>15122079
>six cast members (not including stig)
So because they can't find anybody able to bantz for as long and hard as the original three, they had to go with six in the hope that half the screen time will keep them interesting for longer?
>>15122302
2016
>so multicultural
>how international of you, BBC
Can someone who knows BBC better than me tell me who the nigger, the ponce in the square glasses, and the steven spielberg wanna-be are?
Is the Black guy and Chris Harris actually going to be on the main show?
Someone said those two would be part of a side show or something? idk
>>15122350
holy shit, that helicopter pilot deserves to be commended. That's awesome.
>also, whoever the guy is that attaches the hook to the payload; can't imagine how scary it must be to have a 50+ lb. steel caribiner/hook coming at you at 30-40 mph
Do minorities look at this sort of pandering and think: "Yeah, finally getting the representation I deserve"?
>>15122391
You mean Matt LeBlanc, right? Joe Rogan is not in that photo.
I honestly have no idea how you made that mistake; Joe Rogan has no hair, and has so many veins on his head & neck he honestly looks like he had his dick, scrotum & underlying vascularity transplanted on his head & neck. Matt LeBlanc just looks like the average Hollywood middle-aged actor.
>>15122518
>token black guy #7831934
>the guy who arranged for his bull to get the aforementioned role (by sucking off the producer)
>fuck knows
>>15122538
yeah man, both those jobs demands some andromea sized balls
>>15122079
>so a Jew, a sandnigger, a faggot, a feminazi, a regular nigger, and an american walk into a TV show
it's like a terrible joke nobody wants to hear
>>15122153
>Niggers playing lego with computer parts is newsworthy
I did the same thing at 11, it's not hard at all.
>>15122478
>implying somalis get counted in census data
nobody's brave enough to climb the multicolor rainbow crack stacks that are cedar-riverside, aka "little somalia".
>>15122565
>it's like a terrible joke nobody wants to hear
It's a terrible joke nobody will want to watch
>>15122569
just you watch, he'll be in jail for putting cardskimmers on ATMs before he hits 18; wonder what the news stories will say then?
>>15122569
You overestimate the average person's knowledge of computers.
The typical normie assumes that if their computer is getting slow, then they have to buy a new one, and will yet again buy norton with it because the salesman knows what he's doing and if he suggests it, then it must be good!
>>15122587
Urban prodigy child arrested by racist police for using ATM
>>15122622
Just because it isn't common knowledge doesn't make it hard
>>15122569
It's not real m8
>>15122079
Too many politically correct chefs in that kitchen.
There won't be any time to develop chemistry without it seeming forced.
It's going to be like an radio news show where the broadcasters pass the idea around like a skinny Thai boy
>>15122434
Look it up
By 2050 whites will be a minority in the US (due to the disparity in birth rates between white and non-white communities)
The political climate of the US will change completely.
This is exactly what trump warned you about except you can't stop it because it's already happening.
>>15122348
you must be incredibly bored
>>15122858
I try to keep /pol/ in /pol/, but white exodus to wilderness when?
>Top Gear
>doesn't have Richard, Jeremy and James
>>15122858
Meh, they predicted black people would be the majority in 2010 back in 1985. They gained 1%.
I'm not nu-male enough for this shit, but I will watch it because my wifu is on it.
>>15122348
god bless your angry little heart
>>15122858
>implying the USA wont redefine what an actual genocide is the same way we have redefined everything else by doing it bigger and better than everybody else.
>>15122302
I really hope people don't lump in based Matt LeBlanc with the rest of them
>>15123403
Matt is a faggot for even saying yes to this trainwreck
>>15123421
Hopefully ze german binds him and his ass becomes fucked. Yis!
satisfaction becomes me
>>15123366
Only one woman and no tranies. Shame BBC!
>>15122124
>they left in beta nu-male """host""" Chris Evans barfing because Sabine can outdrive him
what the fuck
Chris Harris is the only decent presenter
can't wait for the f12 tdf review
>le /pol/ meme buzzword xD
cancer
sure is summer in here
>>15123498
maybe they will make evans puke in every episode, his stomach tube will rot out, and he will die. we can hope.
I got Top gear france
I don't need Power Rangers : Top gear edition
Post decent Top Gear crew:
Chris Harris
Tiff Needell
Jay Kay
>>15123545
Tiff Needell
Tanner Foust
Chris Harris
You have the classic Top Gear formula - the British guy, the short American, and the poncy one.
>>15123545
Might work better with Patrick George instead of Spinelli - then you'd have the guy that crashes stuff.
>>15123545
Swap out Jay Kay (literally who) with Sabine. That dyke can drive.
>>15122079
>woman not using a burqa
absolutely haram
>>15123545
>thatdudeinblue
>subaruwrxfan
>tjhunt
>>15123623
>>15123545
>no sabine
sabine is life
I'd say
>Sabine Schmidt
>Tiff Needelle
>and the other guys from fifth gear like vicky etc
I'm going to watch just because of Matt LeMemes. That man is a hero.
>>15123421
I don't think anyone would say no to being on top gear.
>>15122551
no. well, maybe the blacks. it's always the blacks.
and of course the SJW PC whites.
>>15124618
youtube cancer that doesnt know shit about cars.
>>15123042
That's why the CIA invented AIDS and crack.
>>15122395
including a gay person because he's gay is bad
>>15125599
>Moog and Marty bantzing constantly
>Thatdudeinblue can't keep up
>>15122079
why are they still hanging on to this evans guy?
who is he anyway?
>>15122153
i built a pc at 12.
and no one gives a damn.
Fresh from everyone's favorite containment board.
>>15125934
Now I want a Moonman race helmet.
>>15125903
He is some kind of gay weather balloon.
i like chris harris, but that's it
>>15125934
my sides
>>15122079
>Nu-Top Gear
