Meet is on the 19th June at 10:30AM
Current attendees and meet information: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TeQxOGHqhH_-dfYqIL96vwpwzTYyhdfsQoiEydI8IDI/
Signup sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/
Previous thread;
>>15105652
WITNESSED
But this is on the 10th of July though
>>15119394
>not including slack chat details
Weak. Why not use the thread templates from the older threads?
Hello
>>15119407
Is it me you're looking for?
>>15119354
Will is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Euro Car Parts, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.
>>15119417
Every single one of my ex's dad's have done this constantly whenever you or she phones him for any reason.
>>15119406
>>15119354
If you want to join the slack chat, reply to this post with an email address and bluebrzfag should invite you.
>>15119476
Anyone already in the chat can invite other people. Looking forward to racing for pinks on the touge so that I can leave with three cars with a net worth of under £500
>>15119701
I'm bringing a trailer so I can recover the 3 Micra's i'm going to win.
>>15119735
But what if you race and lose the trailer? Then you lose more cars.
>>15119749
Thats where my genuine JDM towhooks and JDM rope come in handy
>>15119460
So when somebody answers the phone with "hello" your response is also "hello" and you leave it that for them to respond?
>>15119354
What sort of Hotels are in Corby?
Are many staying overnight? I quite fancy piss up at the end of the meet desu
>>15119735
Don't forget to bring a winch because you'll need to pull us out from under lorries.
>>15119790
Yeah same here, I thought we were gonna have a car meet then get drunk and just enjoy the day. Seems shit if we rip around a toguerary and then just say bye and we all make the grind back home.
>>15119701
>three cars with net worth of £500
That includes the full tank of petrol in each car
>>15119821
>implying I ever fill my tank to full
>>15119781
I don't say 'is it me you're looking for' every time because I'm not a middle aged man
>>15119813
I'd love to get drunk with you bro but I can't get Monday off work and I live in the opulent South East.
>>15120091
That's because some moron put this on a fucking Sunday
>>15120091
Well I think I'll be staying up there for a few days if possible, may be visiting another guy I know from here.
Sucks that its on a Sunday
>>15119836
> Not filling your tank until it goes *clunk*
> Not carefully squeezing it in until the next pound
Gotta mine those clubcard points. Every little helps when you're gaming their system.
>>15120501
I do things with my weekends and I'm not a child that wakes up after 12 every day.
>>15120746
>Collecting clubcard points
What is this, the 90's?
>>15120746
>gaming their system
They're the ones gaming you m8
>>15119354
omfg Soph looks fucking delicious
Hope she's free on the 19th to make it to the meet
>>15121532
I work there, so the card carries a 10% discount on stuff in the store. Since I have to buy fuel ANYWAY, it's almost the cheapest around, and pretty much THE cheapest that's secure AND does the premium my car demands, I may as well use the card.
10% off booze and snacks is pretty neat.
And I get money off vouchers every so often, which is neat too.
>>15119749
>what if you race and lose the trailer?
You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your trailer!
>>15121736
>Anonymous 05/23/16(Mon)20:02:06 No.15121736>>15121532
>I work there, so the card carries a 10% discount on stuff in the store. Since I have to buy fuel ANYWAY, it's almost the cheapest around, and pretty much THE cheapest that's secure AND does the premium my car demands, I may as well use the card.
>10% off booze and snacks is pretty neat.
I always use my 10% card on Tesco Direct stuff combined with the coupons I get, this seems to be the only good thing about working for tesco.
I got the NS125R running it's just the inlet manifold that's perished and it's playing the waiting game for a new one to show up,
Fear not though i'll be using my cash bonus to get a Honda CBR or yamaha YZF
>>15121877
>only good thing about working for tesco
> Pays enough to run my car
> Get to play whatever music I like all day
> Legitimately allowed to be as rude as I like to people as long as they're in the wrong
> Everyone loves the work I do
But then, I work the back end of dotcom. They stopped me wearing headphones, so I brought speakers in because fuck you. Nobody objected, so they stay.
>>15121890
Same here. I took it as shares, though, since I figured the price would tank right away. Which it did.
So I'm gonna sell them in the summer if I don't have enough saved by then for the bike/gear/insurance.
Booking my CBT this week, too.
>>15122057
I took it as shares to sell but then they changed it to some cash bonus thing, but I don't really care since I'll get it sooner + free money anyway.
I work in a small express store so no fun and all rushing since 1 on 1 late shifts, It was better when my old co-worker was there and we'd have mad banter on the late shifts and pissing about with milk delivery trolleys.
>>15121890
Get the YZF-R125. She's sexy as fuck and everyone and their mother has a CBR125.
>>15122115
Yeah that's the one I originally was looking at, probably get one of them kits to upgrade it to 180cc aswell
>>15122105
>Express store
They are the fucking bomb. Less people, less queues. So much convenience.
>>15122105
>mad banter
The banter's really why I've stayed there so long. If it wasn't for the crew of about 10 people I work closely with, I'd have dropped them for something marginally better.
I'm pretty sure that the banter is the only thing stopping half of us from going crazy. Certainly the only thing stopping me from going retail with the shovel I got to de-ice the freezer with.
(Fix it? No, no, too expensive. Just spend 15 minutes a day smashing ice off the floor with a shovel that's slowly falling apart, or a big metal bar the builders left behind that you can barely lift.)
I'm gonna start pushing again to be a delivery driver soon. £10/hour, free spare glasses, free workboots, and I get to drive around country roads all day while hitting on suburban housewives while their husbands aren't in, and park like an asshole because it's a fucking tesco van. Hazard lights + high-vis = park anywhere.
who german whip here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k
>>15122428
What the fuck is that?
That's literally the worst but of noise I've heard in ages.
'Yer barred from BritMeet.
>>15121890
You've got a bit of spare cash to be buying a new bike over a part you've already ordered and paid for!
>>15121679
Doing Wanderlust publicity that day, already asked
what's cooler lads, cars or motorbikes?
>>15122472
Well it's the wrong part sadly, and finding the manifold for the old NS125R showed up no luck, I'll keep it as a project/weekend bike and get a 4stroke for getting too work :^)
>>15122489
Fuark, maybe do some measurements and have something made up? Custom stuff is a pain but on old or rare bikes it can be a good shout. Did that engine go in anything else that might have the same piping?
>>15122483
Cars. Motorcycles are also cool but I don't feel like bikes have as much "soul" in them.
>>15121890
>seriously getting a four stroke
Ishygddt
Honestly, bring the nsr. Where are you coming from?
I've already entered myself in for the Micra, I wish I had time to finish my RXS100/YZ100 Frankenstein running, I'd be bringing that.
>>15122483
Cars.
>>15122483
Motorcycles without competition.
>only vote that has driven both
j u s t y
Whats this chat thing and who do I need to email to get in
>>15123177
Post your email on the thread and someone will send you an invite. Alternatively, you can email [email protected] but this may be slower.
>>15122483
Bikes, in my opinion.
However, that could be because I don't have the money for a really ridiculous car, whereas bikes are cheap, and will outclass all but the most expensive supercars for pure speed.
In a dream world, I'd have a huge-ass garage, with like 6 of each. Heaven.
Bump from near death.
Bump to beat alphonse spam
Bumping for gimme a slack invite yo [email protected]
Yo
>>15120087
You misunderstand
>>15122463
Get the fuck out lad.
Yeah its shit but its a tune
>>15127107
>not soph
I'm afraid you won't be able to play that sort of thing at the meet.
So lads, I ran up a few testers.
Which of the three looks best? Obviously, plain white background is fine too, but it doesn't have the FRESHness of the others.
>>15127958
Where's the soph sticker?
>>15127970
Well, shit.
I'll start working on one now.
>>15127958
Oil slick looks really good desu
>>15127976
>>15075332
>>15128004
Cheers lad, I'll check them out.
>Brit/o/ meet
>98 bus fags, 1 0.9l VW fox that's his mums car and 1 1.5l diesel clio
>busfags shout and fox dude for killing the environment
>congratulate clio guy on his "rapid" car
>sit around comparing carbon footprints
>consoling the 2, statistically proven, cucks in the group
>O'ROIGHT TEA TOIME IS OVA LADS LETS GOT BOCK IN'T COAL MINES
>>15128360
>no Micras
Confirmed for unrealistic
>>15128257
Cheeky nandos on the route?
>>15128360
>Implying the UK has any coal mines left
That bitch Thatcher did her best at closing them all m8.
>>15128360
>VW fox
>not Micra or Corsa
piss off yank
>>15129157
Actually, that was Arthur Scargill that did that, on account of going on fucking strike and holding the country to fucking ransom.
Two day work-week to save on power. His actions killed people.
>>15129157
>bitch
I think you misspelt 'strong, successful prime minister', northern scum.
>>15128360
>Amerifat /o/ meet
>1 v6 camaro a 7.5 litre 3.5 tone buick with 58 bhp and a financed GT86
>all arguing over laguna seca laptimes by motortrend™
>V6 camro gets caught soing 51 in a 50 zone gets a $3000 dollar fine and get shot by the police for not tipping
>Buick guy gets a papercut and has to sell his car to pay for the 400k hospital bill
>GT86 guy can't pay the $800 a week and gets his car taken his credit rating destoryed and is basically fucked for life
>"D-dumb eurocucks"
>>15129420
>no Burgers
Confirmed for unrealistic
>>15129420
>gets a $3000 dollar fine and get shot by the police for not tipping
Oh, that's a brilliant one. I'm stealing that for yank-bashing threads.
>>15129420
>No guns
>>15127958
That oil one is slick as fuck
>>15127958
Oily one is great
>>15128257
This is also good
>>15128257
>Needs a discreet wrecked Micra somewhere on it.
>>15129720
I agree with this gentleman.
>>15129720
>>15130133
On it.
>>15130471
There are surprisingly few suitable crashed Micra pictures on the internet.
>>15127958
Sexy as fuck. Oily I reckon
>>15130544
I would pay for this sticker desu but will everyone think I'm gay?
>>15128502
Why does this not already exist
>>15128360
>congratulate clio guy on his "rapid" car
Clio guy here.
The funny thing is this actually happens. Waiting on NCB to get an actually fast car.
>>15126565
Sup
>>15133739
Was bumping the thread above all that spam, yo
Always things of you lads see
>>15130883
Second
So what date is this? Is this July now?
>>15134307
Saturday 26 August
>>15134307
Correct date and time is in the OP.
>>15129420
I am not from Americuck so that doesn't offend me in anyway.
Try again.
>>15130818
Not in the slightest.
Sophie Ellis Bextor is like, the least gay person to have a thing for.
>>15130883
>>15134168
Oh, but it does, anons.
I'll be bringing a whole host of free sticker goodies with me to the meet. (So feel free to requests some shit, it's no problem). However, if I can't make it for some reason, I'll post them to someone reliable who's going, to hand out to everyone.
Fun fact: Groovejet by Spiller feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor was the first song ever to be played on an iPod, specifically on a prototype unit in August 2001.
>>15136061
Thankfully, it also kept clotheshorse spice off the number one slot.
>>15136061
Thanks for the intresting facts, Will
>>15119407
>>15129420
Britain bringing the bantz
>>15135177
Can't wait to get some stickers for Mrs Micra now.
>>15136922
You always have to start with Hello.
Add that to the Brit bingo, if there is one. Anon greets with a James May Hello.
>thinking you're getting away
>thinking you won't be proved wrong
It's murder
Shouldn't this have been called the Brit/o/n meet?
Stupid fuggin bongs
>>15137507
>not B/o/ng meet
>>15137507
>he doesnt meme
I hope you at least Drive.
morning
>tfw nice weather outside, and you can't have a pint because you're working nights....
S U B A R U R U S T Y
>>15140538
In my case, because I'm working tomorrow.
This fucking weather better keep up.
My battery bank charged all the way off the solar panels while I was at work, so now they're charging my mother's phone. She's really gotten into this 'free power' meme.
What's with all the Sophie Ellis Baxtor images? Also can non Brits join, it's not that far and I could use a weekend holiday.
>>15141216
She's the most aesthetic woman ever. On another note, I have the 20th booked off work. KR, are we having a piss up or wot
>>15141216
Yes you can come. I can give you PES tactics at the same time.
Hi guys I heard the meet has been moved to a quarter past four in the morning on the 28th of December?
>>15141492
It's on the 31st of June you raging faggot. Pay attention.
>>15141314
Yeah why not, you and me can sleep in the Micra bby~
>>15141500
>31th September
>Tuesday
Fuckin faggots arranging meets for Tuesdays. It's like they think some of us don't have lives or some shit
>>15141503
Have you actually booked a hotel? I'll teach you to ride a dohc water cooled four cylinder motorcycle :3
>>15141383
I'm not the manager anymore though
>>15141603
Nah not yet, still debating whether to or not, all depends on what everyone else intends to do and if I'm meeting another 4channer who lives up that way.
I'll be bringing enough money to book one though should I need to, I may just stay up there because I'm expecting it to be a pretty lovely place.
I've riden a GSX600F before, only once though, other than that I've just driven sub125 two strokes.
>>15141887
The North in general is pretty beautiful desu
>>15141919
I should think so, I want to move out of London eventually, I just love being out in the open country now. Just beautiful views everywhere.
Went to Canterbury not too long ago, the main high street was amazingly old fashioned, I think I shall be moving down that way potentially. Not far from London, but far enough!
What radio station do you listen to Brit/o/ns?
Absolute radio for me m8s
>>15145296
>radio
Full pleb. I listen to the engine or a SEB CD.
>>15146081
>listening to the drone of your 1.2 Corsa
M8 please. Also seb is reserved for my runs on the touge
>>15145296
Most days its usually Rinse FM or Reprezent.
I also listen to club classics on heart and *KISS 100*.... Pop music can be good too ;_;
>>15145296
Depends how bothered I can be to set away music and the situation I'm in.
>Smooth Radio
>SEB Vol 71 CD
>Sansa Clip with a bunch of SEB albums
>Phone with a Spotify playlist
>>15146081
queer
>>15146218
>implying I would or have ever driven a 1.2 corsa
>over 2k to insure a 1.3
Is this why our used market is so good?
>>15147997
Most people aren't in a position to buy new cars, and even if I was in a position to so I probably wouldn't. Most newer cars you see on the road are hire cars or work-provided.
Financing a car is beyond retarded as well, I don't know why so many Americans do that.
>>15147661
>not driving the council estate GODMUSHEEN
>>15148072
I thought that was a Micra
>>15148072
I had a carburated Escort for my first car, I was jealous of Corsas for their engine and they were jealous of my legroom.
>>15147997
Partly, yeah. Higher insurance costs drive down demand for high performance and expensive cars among young drivers.
Also, there's a huge company/finance car industry here, so the market gets flooded with newish, high-mileage execmobiles, typically mid-level audis, bmws and VWs, and recently a lot of diesel jags, all at surprisingly low prices.
>>15145296
Planet Rock at home.
At work, no radio. 16GB Walkman and portable speakers.
In the car, FM radio only, so I use a USB stick.
I can't stand 99% of current mainstream music, Radio 1 DJs make me want to strangle someone to death, and so I'm down to Radio 2, which is mind-numbingly boring. So, no radio.
>>15119354
will i get shit for being a frenchfag if i decide to show up ?
>>15147045
i've got heart and kiss on my presets lel
>>15145296
I don't listen to the Radio. I used to listen to Radio 4 but now it just makes me angry so I stick with the CD-RW.
>>15148740
I doubt you'll make it far, there's no petrol left on France
>>15148614
Try looking on Autotrader for AWD saloons, there's about fifteen pages before it breaks a grand
>>15148740
You get shit for it everywhere else, why would Brit/o/ be any different?
Feel bad for anti-French comments desu
>>15148740
Yes. It's your own fault for being french, desu.
Anyone watching the BurgerKing Ring 24hr?
>>15156262
i almost went with these faggots >>15155877
>>15156904
I'd love to go there desu. Whole weekend of BBQ and Beer, whats not to like!
>Justy broke down on the way home
>cost £500 to get home
>now he's as broke as his Justy
JUST send your love to Willy, he's about to suck dick for cash and may give you a discount if you're nice.
>>15157296
Are you ok Will?
>>15157390
Not Will. My nickname in the chat is willywangler so everyone has decided to call me Willy. To each their own.
I AM WILLYWANGLER AND A 1.3 HATCHBACK RUINED MY LIFE
DECRIMINALISE V8 COUPES
and I still kinda like the justy a whole lot :3
>>15157296
No breakdown cover or even a farmer friend with a trailer?
>>15159300
My breakdown cover was not prepared for breaking down 185 miles from home m8
>>15159496
You don't have full UK coverage?
M8, that's like £10 extra. I've got full UK coverage, even on my driveway. I didn't go for european cover because that would have been double, though, and my passport's expired anyway.
What does one mean with a "Burner Email"
>>15160675
>"Burner Email"
One that you can just abandon once you have the details mailed to you.
>What does one mean,,
Royalty detected. Please be Prince Phillip. He's always good for the bantz.
>>15160898
One is not amused.
>>15159736
I do now have full coverage.
dat dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxkmCuHSHD8
>coldplay best ever British band
>>15166215
GTFO.
>>15166215
What kind of legal high have you been smoking, son?
APPROVED BRITISH ARTISTS
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Marina & The Diamonds
Jamiroquai
Yes
Fleetwood Mac
The Human League
Kaiser Chiefs
Pulp
Gorillaz
Suggest more at your own discretion.
>>15169543
I will stress that anyone not playing Sophie Ellis-Bextor at the meet and playing other music, wearing shorts that are too short, taking their tops off or bringing outside food will be asked to leave.
>>15169553
>wearing shorts that are too short
How short is too short? I'm driving for hours so I will be wearing shorts to not get all sweaty.
>>15169561
Anything higher than an inch above the knee for men at full kneel is the word from the sponsors.
>>15169543
Deep Purple
Are Hawaiian shirts allowed?
>>15169938
These aren't rules! They're just common sense etiquette that Eurocarparts has asked us to follow if they're going to have a trade stand there.
B L A C K W I L L
>>15170399
#F R E E W I L L
>>15170449
if anyone asks i am ecstatic about gucci manes recent freedom
>>15170958
I'm ecstatic it's only 19 days until I can hold your hand
>>15170958
You'll have to hold my left hand though, Will is holding my right hand.
>>15171467
>will
>replying to will
>>15172404
>not wanting to reply to his royal highness
Could the anonymous Willposters tone it down (Especially you, Will)
>>15170988
>19 days to get tyres and suspension
Jesus help me
>>15174212
>Showing disrespect to your future king
Off with your head
Download the week before, Tankfest the week after.
I don't think I'll be able to make it.
Any brit/o/s going to Tankfest?
>>15175612
Sounds like 3 weeks of fun desu. Sack off Download or Tankfest and come to the biggest event on the British motoring calendar.
>>15175696
I'm not ditching a £300 a ticket festival. Nor am I missing tankfest, because tanks. And also because that's pre-booked as well.
>>15174244
I know this feel. Rims are on their way, now I need rubber and lows fitted and set up right before meet day. I can't see me pulling this off.
>>15145296
magic 828, radio 2 or radio leeds
usually 828 or usb stick
sometimes one of the absolute stations
Bumping with a shitpost
>>15177913
Thanks Will!
Is this a Micra I see before me?
The keys rest'd in my hand
Come, let me race thee
I start thee not, and yet I rev thee still
Mooooooorning, Brit/o/!
>>15122483
cars have the one up
even the shittiest car is comfy as fuck so long as it runs
also part of it is defying the corners rather than taking the easy way out
>>15119781
there are two hello's
the first is a cold query
and if the other person recognises your voice they confirm with a second more friendly and personal hello
some times between two people four hello is uttered four times before anything else is said between them
Well, if this is Le Mans weekend then, I guess I'll just wait for the next one. Gives me more time to sort a car though.
>>15141314
>>15169543
not that I disagree
but its chav time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p48icgIs4sI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OMTB8YwILY
>>15181011
>actually caring about Le Mans
You can watch it when you get home m8
>little brother is flicking through music channels while we have dinner
>Groovejet is on
>he changes the channel
I almost lost it.
>>15181074
True, but it's not about watching the race, it's all about the trip itself, and we're taking a more interesting line up than last years. But no Clio this time :c
>>15175866
Yeah, I can probably get the tyres in time but suspension is another issue altogether, it needs new shit all the way around, new bushes everywhere...
Hopefully new tyres will stop the rear sliding out on the tougay, but its still going to have hilarious body roll.
>>15181277
For some cheap lows, you could go with alto rear springs all round. Not sure on the year springs to get but check msc
>>15182379
>>15181277
the 98' onwards model
>>15172404
>>15174212
you'll never contain me
>>15169553
>taking their tops off
Wait, are there none neckbears going to this?
>>15182438
I'm buff mate you can look at me <3
>>15182477
IMPOSTER
Just so everyone knows, only losers use tripcodes
don't meme me, bro
