Do you fart in your car, /o/?
Yeah, who doesn't?
Hell yeah, nothing like farting and throwing the child window locks on hen you got passengers in the rear
>>15096862
>rip ass
>open the window
>"bae, why you opening the window? It's cold out"
Yes but I always vacuum my seats after I do
>>15096862
Nigga you saved that Pepe as a jpg?
The point of it being that color is to save it as a png so it will 'blend'.
How new are you?
>>15096862
No if I have to fart I pull over immediately, jump out of the car, and let it loose. Even on the freeway.
Yes idiot wtf do you think.
Uh. Here and there...
What.
>>15096882
>getting upset that people aren't using memes right
>>>9gag
My car smells like shit from my farts.
>>15096886
over time the smell is going to build up in your seat fabric and your seat will smell like literal shit
>>15096908
That's what Black Ice is for.
>>15096908
>cloth seats in his dd
Lol
>>15096908
>He's never heard of leather seats or shampooing fabric seats
>>15096900
Normie gtfo.
4chan is meme now
>>15096921
So Fresh™
>>15096928
Memes are normie shit, short bites of the internet that tickle their normie senses and make them feel like they're part of the culture.
But you're right, 4chan has become a normie shitposting contest in the last 3 years
>>15096908
That's the best part. I rip ass in my office chair so if someone sits in it after me they get that nice punch in the face of stale farts.
>>15096927
I remember i once ripped a really bad fart, ended up with shitting myself and the shit got soaked a little bit into the seat, the brown skidmarks are still on my seat.
>>15097020
That's... Really nasty anon
>>15097020
Nice bro. I hope you had passengers to enjoy the experience with
>>15097014
This. Load up the seat with some stank and wait for someone to come by and sit down really hard
>>15097007
>3 years
Try since 2007
>>15097020
thats fucking disgusting
>>15097028
I make sure i sit down in my car before any passengers can see the shit on my seat, nobody has seen it so far.
>>15097020
kek
PEE PEE
POO POO
>>15098679
>>15097020
I don't believe you, that's a coffee stain
>>15097020
>>15096862
Do people actually pull over to get out of their cars and fart?
>>15096925
The smell of a thousand butts
>>15097020
>friend throwing a party in another city
>decide to make the trip there and stay overnight
>drive for about 2 hours
>only 10 minutes away from his house now
>feeling a little bit sick
>go to fart, but accidentally shit myself a little bit
>cloth seats
>don't have anything to change into
>can't show up at a party in this condition
>turn around and drive 2 hours back home with shit in my pants
Wasn't bad enough to leave a stain or anything, but I rented one of those carper cleaners the next day and steam cleaned the (literal) shit out of my interior. Never again.
I told my friends I had an "emergency I had to deal with" and couldn't make the party. Wasn't really even lying I guess. They probably thought someone died or something. I will never tell them the truth.
