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Previous thread:>>15078633
who /usyd/ here?
Hi guys
Radelaide meet when?
>>15086083
>SA's the most un-australian state
>not Victoria
>>15086083
>most un-australian state
yeah nah, we're too busy getting shitfaced from goon and pot to care
Sent so many people low ball offers last night.
I should probably figure out what my real budget is, I shouldn't spend every dollar I have.
Though I might go see some of the cars anyway because when else will I get to? right?
>>15082957
>>15083162
>>15083199
>>15086032
Might go Norton Summit road instead of Greenhill
>>15086114
ultimo tafe m8
are you a socialist
>>15086467
>tfw been doing a lot of hills driving lately
>love the look of the e36 but they're too old+unsafe
>but the e46 has too many issues and is too complex
ffs
should I just get an e39 and manual-swap
>>15086245
just had one m8
>>15086541
>e36 but they're too old+unsafe
They were in production till '98 and are safe. Try doing some research my man.
>>15086692
Yeah, 3 star safety, shit compared to simlar mercs and lexii(lexus)
>>15086894
>merc and lexus
both slow cars that are the size of boats. little wonder why if theres 200 metres of metal between you and what you hit [spoiler]at their max speed of 50kmph[/spoiler]
>>15086906
You've got a point there. Mercedes and Lexus for luxury low speed cruiser but BMW, Audi and Porsche for luxury and being able to go dagumi.
>>15086670
No harm organising another
>>15086245
what was the last sa meet like?
who showed up?
>>15086998
5 vehicles were in the photos so about 5 people
SA actually has the most and biggest meets
>>15086998
It was alright, nick got a gobby
>>15087002
didn't ask about the cars. asked about the people.
who's left in sa?
bridgestoned and jimmy both left /dat/
that leave bannannabikeboy and mx5anon
who else is sa?
>>15086926
>>15086906
>merc amg
>>15086998
Didnt go to the last one cos no car
>>15087035
i didnt recognize any of the cars in the photo except the yellow bike
there was to be a guy in a white corolla but he left /dat/ last year and i think all the guys from a year or two ago dont go anymore
so it's now /dat/: the next generation
>>15087058
>implying the guy looking for a e39 can afford an AMG or its maintenance costs
>>15087067
Lots of my mates lurk and are considering going now that I've been talking about going. So +3 or 4
>>15086906
>both slow cars that are the size of boats
>what is an amg
>what is a v8
>what is a v12
>>15087116
>what is an amg
non p plate legal
>what is a v8
non p plate legal
>what is a v12
non p plate legal
and they're hauling 2 tonnes of land barge and are unaffordable
>>15087067
there's me and the guy in the commie wagon, I think postie anon was on the R1, yellowbike guy, and pretty sure the guy in the Subaru only lurks here
>>15087150
And a guy in a bimmer that left during the drive
>>15087150
wagon cunt needs to learn how to park
>>15087139
I'm the guy who started that discussion, never said anything about p's, i'm on full licence
>>15087181
what a faggot
>>15087150
who was the guy with the subaru?
>>15087181
>constant bimmer talk on /dat/ lately
>some people have a bimmer as a second car
should i get one too?
>>15087298
everyone on /dat/ has owned a BMW at some stage.
>>15087150
someone on /dat/ has a subaru WRX?
>>15087006
Onya Nick
should I buy my own car with my own money or take my parents old shit box for free?
>>15087431
be a man and buy your own car
>implying implications are being implied
>>15087431
Buy. Don't drive a hand me down cunt.
>>15087139
>>what is an amg
>non p plate legal
>>what is a v8
>non p plate legal
>>what is a v12
>non p plate legal
>and they're hauling 2 tonnes of land barge and are unaffordable
>t. holden/ford cuck
>>15087436
>>15087448
so you're saying anon should spend his precious jew gold on something he could get for free?
fucking nazis
>>15087566
he can be a total bogan that doesnt know how to buy cars for all we care (and it sounds like he is).
>>15087566
A piece of shit hand me down vs going out and getting your own car? Take some initiative and stop being lazy.
>>15087431
buy
>>15087617
>>15087639
>>15087587
>>15087448
>>15087436
what sort of anti-jew conspiracy is this?
Anyone from WA going to WA imports meet on the 28th?
>>15087737
what the fuck is the giant shadow monster in the water by the surfer meant to be?
>>15087735
>>15087566
>>15087431
it's worth considering you're just a bogan faggot that cant afford jackshit
>>15087749
The real thing that killed Steve Irwin
>>15087754
>calling a jew a bogan
>>15087735
>>15087566
>>15087431
>hey guys should i pick option one or option two?
>"pick option one"
>WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING THIS???
You asked a question and got an answer. Get out if you're too stupid to comprehend how Q&A's work.
>>15087761
Too soon junior
>>15087762
theres a difference between being a jew and hoarding money and being a poor bogan and hoarding money.
imma assume youre a poor bogan and dont know shit about cars tho if you cant even buy one for yourself.
>>15087781
>>15087765
#rekt
whos voting for who?
and who should i vote for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZxHnc7xJ8
>>15087826
Vote LDP or Motoring Enthusiasts, or draw a dick on the ballot paper.
>>15087617
>hand me down vs
A vs isn't bad for a first car
>>15087860
>what is a contraction of the word "versus"
>>15087838
>enrolling to vote
Never voted
>>15087862
it was just banter m8
>>15087867
they finally found me when i was 23, through other bills, they force enrolled me
>>15087035
I'm planning to go to the next few /o/ meets, hope to learn a bit more about cars and make my shitbox a bit nicer. I'm the lexcen guy by the way
>>15087227
this doesn't represent me
Legit this guys brings pencil case to tafe hes the only one with no laptop
>>15087940
implying he ain't a mad cunt who doesn't need a computer to do anything for him
small reminder for brisbane meet
9am/pm, mt gravatt lookout
Eating and cruising
https://www.arconaitv.me/animes/
>>15087940
now your making fun of low income people, what do you work for the government?
>>15087951
>>15087969
Im lying he does have a laptop
>>15086245
About five days ago.
>>15086083
>>15086295
>>15086310
And drinking 26L of FUIC per annum per head.
>>15086467
Range Road heading out of Delamere is my favourite.
>>15086541
>E36
>too old+unsafe
Who cares? It's not like it's a 70s or 80s car. Late 90s, some of the recall engines are early 2000s.
>E46 has too many issues and is too complex
Only real complexity is the electronic throttle and double VANOS. They're relatively reliable besides that.
>>15086998
>>15087002
>>15087150
Commodore guy, guy who owned a Liberty (Falcon), YellowMC22anon, WRXguy, 318i/535i guy, and me on the R1.
>>15087274
I've never seen him mentioned or post before but he was pretty chilled and his car was awesome.
>>15087940
>>15087969
>>15087979
Only laptop I own is some crap ancient Eee PC. The resolution is so low I have to scroll across web pages. I setup a VM on my PC at home with no display and remote control that from the laptop instead. It runs faster.
>>15088043
>26L
Pussy
>>15088218
>implying I don't drink more than that.
Two housemates that don't drink any. Gotta keep that average up.
>>15088043
I was turned off from e46 because of rear subframe(?) cracks and the high rate of leb ownership
Thinking of getting a wagon one, manual swapping eventually and upping power (because it'll be a 320) with either a swap or turbo
>>15088227
Got fat in year 12 because for every A I got in maths tests, the teacher would buy me a carton.
>>15088318
So 600ml every few weeks?
>>15088309
I wouldn't worry too much. I had a subframe break on an E36 and it was about $400 to replace the part that broke and have the underbody repaired.
If you want more power later your best bet would be an E36 325i. Can get it manual anyway and the M50B25 will take boost very well. 400-450hp shouldn't be hard. No VANOS to deal with either.
>>15088318
I drink an iced coffee everyday and am pretty much a skelly.
>>15087006
I bet that faggot on the yellow bike was giving them out for free.
Ever since jimmy shunned him, he has become a huge semen slurper.
>>15087302
No. Only faggots buy them.
Why would anyone want a european taxi.
>>15087737
>VB
Should have been a Coopers m8.
>>15087940
>TAFE
I'm really hungry lads.
Anyone got some pictures of they uncut willy to share with the group?
>>15088516
thats mercedes mate.
>>15087838
>draw a dick on the ballot paper.
Then you dont have the right to complain about whoever gets in.
Its better to vote properly and just draw dicks on the voting booth. I usually write "Hitler did nothing wrong, the world would have been better off had he won"
>>15087969
>low income people
M8 he has a think pad. Cunt is broke too.
>>15088362
2L every two weeks
>>15088662
Lol i dronk that in a day
>>15088675
26L, go
perth represent, just sold my beamer, looking for a new daily. suggestions?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cronulla/cars-vans-utes/1992-bmw-325i-sedan/1110857162
how does this look?
220k km
new gearbox and clutch, bc coilovers
price 5000
>>15088770
My dick
>>15086295
Fucking shitcunts, Tasmania is the least Aussie state, and I'm proud of that fact. The rest of you cunts are shit.
>>15088770
my gpz900.
give ya a good deal, make you happy long time
>>15088798
Pretty good deal. Bin the wheels and it'd be alright
>>15088675
Fat cunt
![35ivv49[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DjbgAeV.jpg "35ivv49[1].jpg")
fuckin missed it
https://www.racewars.com.au/Event
>>15087940
>TAFE
One of you getting your licence now with mummy at service sa?
what falccodore is best for a p plate skid mobile?
are manual falcodores worth it?
do non turbo silvias/skidline rival the skidability of a falcodore? im guessing they might have an advantage since most are manual
>>15089076
generally manual and more power is better, though a manual vs can be excellent due to light weight, good balance
If you can find one with the 5L in budget and p's legal then you're golden, also a vs calais with the supercharged 6 is great though it only came in auto.
>>15089076
>best for a p plate skid mobile
the cheapest and most reliable one you can get.
>do non turbo silvias/skidline rival the skidability of a falcodore.
its not worth the rice premium if its a daily/skid pig
>>15089091
>5L and p's legal
does this exist in Australia? i know it should since they make less power than an alloytec
think i could manage to get an exemption in SA cause of the low power output?
>>15089115
>the cheapest and most reliable one you can get.
is the only way to guarantee this buying a low km one of a grandpa?
>its not worth the rice premium if its a daily/skid pig
shame, love me some imports
>>15089076
>do non turbo silvias/skidline rival the skidability of a falcodore
Yes, but expect to be raped twice over for rice tax and insurance premiums. Plus cop bait.
>>15089136
>grandpa?
not necessarily, had a friend with a 5l au with over 300 thou, went well. one of the guys at work drove a eb with 400 thou for a while and it never failed.
just be realistic, they are not racecars, they make noise and spin tyres, and cruise on the freeway long distances easily
>>15089136
In nsw the 5L is fully legal
>>15089076
Silvias and the like will be better for getting sideways due to shorter wheelbase but harder to powerslide/do sitters and circles with due to low power
how do I say no to giving people lifts without coming off as a cunt?
Wanna give lifts to my 2 mates but not for this annoying fatty, she's annoying as fuck and don't wanna smash but my mate does so he needs me to not be rude
They're all in a close area so i've got no excuse on distance, help lads
Flashing your high beams to let someone know cops are close by.
Yes or No?
>>15089235
if you can give lifts to all but one of them the other one will get pissed off
so you have to drive them all or drive none of them
>>15089235
Just be a rude cunt. It's satisfying.
>alright, get in lads
>no, not you fatass
>>15089170
>just be realistic, they are not racecars, they make noise and spin tyres
can a v6 auto still do this semi hektikly?
>>15089213
>In nsw the 5L is fully legal
lucky nsw, fuck this SA bullshit
>those 2 extra cyclinders are killing muh chilluns!!
>Silvias and the like will be better for getting sideways due to shorter wheelbase
this tempts me, if i can't cause hektik circle work cause
>lolnov8
then i should at least be able to slide around a carpark and floor it through the twisties
>>15089235
Do you have a pair of testicles? if so, just say no.
>>15089235
>oh shit I forgot to pick fatty up
>no
>I don't think my car can hold that much weight
>if you want me to give you a ride give me petrol money
>you need the exercise
>>15089252
yes, unless they're a gook/bad woman driver in a hatchback or suv
>>15089235
if you really don't want too just say your busy and make up some bullshit
>>15089252
Yeah, fuck the revenue collectors.
Just don't tip Arabs off.
>>15089235
say your shocks or brakes are shot and you can't have more than 2 other people max in the car.
>>15089252
>Yes or No?
deported for UN-australianism
>>15089255
im not "holden douche", tho i do meet a lot more of those
>>15089235
do a trsnporter, "3 people, totally no more than 300kg
>>15089235
>You're so fucking fat having you in the seats would put my FG X XR6T under the P-plate power-to-weight threshold
>>15086083
what was in darwin?
kangaroo?
Fishplate or continuous weld rail, /dat/?
>>15089338
Plate because you can work with smaller lengths
>>15089287
>im not "holden douche", tho i do meet a lot more of those
how about an i6 auto coon then?
>>15089296
had a good laugh
I think i'll just put some big boxes on the seats and say that the car's full
>>15089349
But more uncomfortable ride .
Is a non turbo skyline worth it?
>>15089252
I like to flash people who I can see are clearly speeding when I know there are no cops around. It's funny to see them shit themselves and slam on their breaks.
If I see someone who is clearly speeding and I know a cop is around I won't flash them.
Call me a cunt but I believe they deserve to get done.
>today driving home through the hills
>60 zone
>see hektic blue nisan skyline come round the corner
>doing at least 90 round the corner and is quickly building speed
>flash my lights twice
>see him slam on his breaks so hard his car almost comes to a stop
>pass by at 60 laughing at him
>>15089376
Not really.
>>15089353
they are not flashing, or smooth. reliable enough for cruising and burnouts.
KA-POW
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maddington/cars-vans-utes/ford-falcon-1989/1111168190
>>15089393
alright cool
>KA-POW
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maddington/cars-vans-utes/ford-falcon-1989/1111168190
looks alright, too bad its 2.5k km's away from me
hundreds in sa on gumtree probably anyways
>>15089435
sha-fuckin-ZAM
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/port-macdonnell/cars-vans-utes/xg-s-pac-ford-falcon-ute/1112956028
/dat/, when was the last time you saw another bloke naked?
>>15089468
December? I think.
>>15089468
Last month. Only saw his dick though. Right in my face. And mouth. And throat
>>15089475
In what circumstance?
>>15089435
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/loxton-waikerie/cars-vans-utes/1998-ford-xr6-vct-tickford/1113065773
set ads, for SA, get vic cars, now i get it sa fags
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1111698110
got the guy down to $2700 do I do it?
>>15089468
Never. I've seen 7 women naked though, but I accidentally walked in on 2 of them getting changed so not sure if that counts.
Had to do a timing belt + major service on a SC430 today, customer had brought ALL of their own everything, all fluids, auto tensioner and pulleys, belts, blah blah blah. Car had all aftermarket strut braces and shit going on everywhere aswell.
4.95 hours later...
fucking gif related
>>15089488
>>15089376
r31, yeah
otherwise nah
>>15089492
Relatives of yours?
>>15089376
Still pretty thirsty but nowhere near as bad as the turbo. Possibly 4-door if you want a Skyline sedan. Worth for a reasonably well-handling, stylish sedan. Not worth for a coupe.
>>15089516
No, the two accidentals were at a pool party and the other 5 were people I was dating at the time. I only had sex with 3 of them though.
>>15089488
ahahaha
>>15089488
Do it and send me the wheels
>>15089533
Did they enjoy your uncut willy being inside them?
>>15089493
i loved my uzz31.
but never again.
long time no see, still being flogged at work?
>tfw don't know how to drive manual
>only way I'm going to learn is by doing it
>don't have any friends or family with a manual
>only option is to buy one
>don't want to throw money away on a -$1000 shitbox
>but don't want to buy a good one and fuck it up by driving like a learning retard
What do?
>>15089546
I should've known this was foreskin asking this shit.
Feels good to be uncut though.
>>15089556
Buy $1000 shitbox. Learn to drive stick, then wrench on it and flip it for a profit
>>15089556
manual is piss easy after a few days. you got to learn somehow.
>>15089557
Who else would it be, famalam?
Which anon are you? do I have your trip/CI status?
>>15089585
I don't trip and I don't know what a CI is. I have a Commo if that helps.
>>15089587
Hm, not sure you're on my list.
imgur.com/z444fPC
Report back with your CI status.
>>15089589
CI?
>>15089589
7 soft and 5 hard
>>15089595
Engine size in cubic inches
>>15089589
cl9 to a cl5, im too big for my own dick, if that makes any sense
>>15089580
Is it possible to fuck up a car by driving it poorly until I learn?
>>15089613
As long as you don't constantly grind the gears, no. Just remember to use the clutch and don't let the RPMs redline.
>>15089613
clutch burning out, dead battery that is all
>>15089549
Higer end dealer so no real flogging, much 'cleaner' procedures though and a 'no fuck ups' policy but its all round good.
Some of the jobs though...fucking god damn its annoying shit
>>15089627
>dead battery
how?
>>15086083
Which V6 commo is the best to drive?
Which goes faster with more common modifications?
I assume The VE/VF are the fastest, but which drive the best?
>>15089624
>As long as you don't constantly grind the gears
This is my fear. It's been about 5 years since I drove a manual.
>>15089252
>Flashing your high beams to let someone know cops are close by.
>Yes
I've had my arse saved by that so many times its basically unethical not to let other people know the fun-tax man is in business
After 2hr of detailing car, this mild autumn weather is pretty winz
>>15089637
Some ones, VE/VF
>>15089589
ci9 soft & hard, although doesn't look as smooth and weird as the one in the pic
7.5 inches long and 5 in girth if you care
>>15089639
The only way to grind them is to not use the clutch or let off the clutch too early while still changing gear. Relax.
>>15089651
What happens if you don't let the clutch out? I guess you'd just burn it away right?
>>15089637
>I assume The VE/VF are the fastest, but which drive the best?
Same shit, slightly different panels, VF might be the slightly better choice as it takes Holden a few goes to unfuck all the shit that goes wrong.
>>15089627
Stalling too many times. Starting uses alot of power and the battery takes ages to charge
>>15089252
>Flashing your high beams to let someone know cops are close by.
>Yes or No?
no, i hate most people
>>15089252
No. If they're doing the speed limit, they'll be fine. If they're speeding like cunts, fuck em.
>>15089630
i cant lie i enjoy thrashing them so much more than working on them.
paid just over the grand for the log book at ford for the ute and some niceties.
brand name dealer? hope it goes easier than the other place
the one mate i have who is a proper mech who worked for ford is always reluctant to take work from me, cose he knows i only go to him when its fuckin shit. last time was "i wont thank you for the work, but its done"
and your pic is one of the reasons why i pass off work
>>15089635
stalling too much, gf had this in my rents old daihatsu
>>15089385
Fuck you faggot
>>15089252
everyone does this in u.s.
or tap ur helmet if on bike.
been saved a lot going cross country.
>>15089688
Why you mad bro?
>>15089688
You're the faggot actually.
>>15089556
Go do some lessons with an instructor, they'll teach you in their car and it'll be fine.
If you tell them you already know how to drive and just want to learn stick you should have no problems after a couple lessons, if that.
Lessons should be $50-65~ish or so.
>>15089468
every other day when my baby son gets a bath
>>15089556
just do a couple sessions with a good instructor
if you're already driving then you'll have it down in 2-3 hours at most
then if you want to practice, just go rent one of the lowest-tier shitboxes from budget or whoever for a weekend now and then
>>15089702
I was thinking about doing this, just a matter of finding a good instructor that wont charge me too much.
>>15089687
Its MUCH better...
Lexus is fucking angelic to work for, better quality everything, workshop is polished floors kinda place. actual good service times to get everything done completely with good attention to detail.
Also the fact the product is superb so that helps.
>>15089252
Flash Learners and Red Ps.
Flash old people in faster cars (like G6E Turbos) because they don't know the power of their cars because they're old fucks.
Flash if we're on a unpopulated highway where it's 'safe' to be over the limit.
I'll never flash an Arab though, because I'm a Christfag. Can't make a heretic pay with their life, but I can make them pay with their wallets. :^)
>>15089710
in vic the racv is a pretty safe bet, other states equivalent motoring clubs should have the same shit?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/globe-derby-park/cars-vans-utes/xe-ford/1112258018
what do i do
>>15089721
hmmmmm, nice
keep us up to date
>>15089731
>sold
nothing apparently
>>15089710
Finding a good instructor definitely helps, the first driving lesson I ever had was a bit stressful because the instructor was stern and didn't really have a sense of humour.
Worked out that the second lesson I had booked in was with someone else, who I gelled with way more than the first lady.
Don't be afraid of trying out all their instructors to find someone you like.
>>15089724
RACT does, I would assume the rest of the states do as well.
>>15089742
ffs, i had that tab opened with that ad like an hour ago
>>15089740
We do have some fun shit.
>be years ago
>first driving lesson
>never driven a car before
>get in instructors car
>after checking shit and making sure the seat and mirrors were right
>start car
>slowly drive out of car park onto the road
>50 zone
>instructor starts shouting
>UP TO SPEED UP TO SPEED
>floor it
>hit 50 and let off
>GOOD
>tells me to turn down different roads etc.
>eventually pull out onto one road
>100zone
>pulled out from a stop sigh so slowly
>UP TO SPEEEEEEEED
>Slam foot down
>up to 100
>quickly catch up to truck doing about 70
>OVER TAKE NOW
>can see another truck coming the other way
>it's not safe
>OVER TAKKKKEEEE NOWWW
>start to over take
>FASTER FASTER FASTER
>doing 130 as I pass the truck
>make my way back home
>instructor said I did good for my first time
>>15089745
1st driving lesson going thru town
"fuck don't hit her she'll wreck my car"
instant bond
>>15089766
well now your at Lexus, when can i get a turbo manual is300? I'll travel for that 2jz 4door sedan
>>15089777
your instructor taught you wrong on so many levels
>>15089802
Manual? what the fuck is a manual.
Ive had 2 manuals come in so far, One IS200 and one IS250 V6, and that white shell turns into this. 650hp odd NA V8, carbon prop and gearbox/diff in the back.
>>15089814
What do you mean anon?
I've been driving how he taught me since I got my license. (Have lost it a couple times but still drive the same way)
Always foot to the floor to get up to speed.
>>15089853
you just got btfo'd
>>15089853
Yeah get it do an ls swap
>>15089853
Tell him it's a deal and to get to work removing it.
>>15089863
this
go meet him in person if he needs convincing and then back out last minute once he's ready t sell it to you
>Out of food
>Thinking of popping around a mates to hang and hope he offers food
Who else poor right now?
>>15089849
>not saying to rip a fat skid when u pull out from car park
>not tailgating truck for fuel savings
>not going for quick maccas run
>>15089841
can you make it road legal?
>>15089875
You're such a dickhead
>>15089879
Go dumpster diving if you're that desperate.
>knew someone once that scored a massive bag of Ferrero Rochets from dumpster diving
>couldn't look at them for at least six months afterwards
>>15089879
fuck off jimmy, you've ate at mine last last 5 nights in a row
just because centerlink stopped your autism payments doesn't mean you can just rely on me and dave
>>15089879
>not living with your parents so you get free food, water, power, shelter.
I'm so lucky some times mummy even gives me lunch money. (I never spend it though!)
>>15089897
Aye cunt, save that $5 everyday and you have your weed for the week, tips like this are essential for getting through year 8
>>15089338
>>15089338
Weld unless you're a shit cunt trackie who can't read instructions for thermite welding.
>>15089891
>>15089891
>mfw this post
>>15089888
Alright cunts, hypothetical time.
If you spotted several unopened boxes of these in a dumpster would you go diving for them?
>>15089908
I saved my lunch money from school and tafe when I was younger and ended up with $4,000.
>>15089916
>Who
>Who
>Who
>Jimmy?
>DA
>VE
Who are all they?
Ask a guy who just got "banned" from work for 2 weeks because he bruised his supervisors ego anything
>>15089916
>DA
>VE
This gets me every fucking time
>>15089922
My first reaction was FUCK NO.
But if I knew I'd get away with it, no cameras, not going to be caught etc. I'd do it and sell them and/or give them away.
>>15089922
Fuck yeah, there's 2 layers to protect them
>>15089927
did he cum?
>>15089927
How is your ego?
Will any of your customers miss you?
What will you do with your time off?
What car do you drive?
How did you hurt your supervisors feeling?
>>15089927
Did you lick the nut and suck the tip?
They're probably in there unopened because they're off or something
Fuck that
>>15089924
>dude who bought the MR2
>dont know
>dont know
>Jimmy's aborted song
>Jimmy
>DA
>VE
>>15089922
If the chance of getting seen/caught doing it was zero, sure.
>>15089927
Storytime?
>>15089951
>having a weak stomach
Mine can take raw chicken, toughen up
>>15089954
>>Jimmy's aborted song
oh shit I had forgotten about Jimmy Jr.
Still can't believe that bitch aborted it with out letting Jimmy have his say.
>>15089885
Not a chance, its a GT2/GT3 Hybrid kinda car.
>>15089777
Things that didn't happen
>>15089679
Yes. Because cops are cunts and speeding fines are just another form of taxation.
Like you don't ever speed at all.
>>15089651
You can change gears without the clutch and without grinding them.
Git gud fgt
>>15089999
Quads for truth
>>15089940
It was in my hair and started to run down the back of my neck
>>15089943
Intact
All the alco's will miss my excellent wine bottles
Shitpost on the 4chan
Fullcoon xr sex
He was being a condescending fuckwit and i wouldn't have a bar of it
>>15089944
Both
At the same time
Im that good
>>15089956
Yeah, but nah
Hes wogboy 2.0
I get to call the big boss tomorrow and give him the whole story
>>15088810
No way. You tassie cunts got rid of all your abbos. That pretty fucking Australian if you ask me.
>>15089966
She did jimmy a favor.
>>15090028
I feel like it is more Australian to just give them petrol to sniff
TIL Aussies have extremely long foreskins.
>>15090044
how long is extremely long?
>>15089971
muffler, ride height, plates, and real seats and belts could do a lot. i am in W.A.
also watching original death race 2000.
sly nows how to treat the ladies
>>15090054
http://imgur.com/z444fPC
Rate yourself.
A normal length foreskin is CI-4 or 5.
>>15090061
no such thing as normal when it comes to the human body, their are 7 billion variations
>>15090080
Normal is 4 to 5, anything other than that is abnormal.
>>15090086
whats your sample size?
>>15090095
Jummy's his dad's and mine
>>15090109
What CI for your willy?
well this thread turned to shit quickly
>>15090139
>turned
>>15090061
>tfw CI-10
I am the anteater.
When does a lower offer on a car become a low-ball offer?
>>15090145
Show pic.
>>15090145
Shit man, you could smuggle drugs in that thing
This thread is dicks
Literally
>>15090156
+ A couple $2 coins in case you need to get the bus.
>>15090166
And it was going so well.
>feelsbadman.png
>>15090145
>tfw gf blows air into foreskin and makes it a balloon
![3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9wuUrcC.png "3[1].png")