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Things you can say about your car - but not your girlfriend
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Its real
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exists
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Never been in my cars backseat.
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I have one
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I beat my Saturn with a sledgehammer.
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It screams when I ride it hard.
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>>15080003
>>15080011
>>15080021
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Had it for four years and so far it hasn't shit the bed.
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I once drove a car....
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>>15080000
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I got it used

>tfw dating a virgin
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She sucks, squeezes, bangs and blows very nicely.
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I got mine used and the interior was ruined
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It's reliable
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My friends are not allowed inside of it.
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She's older
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>>15079984
I let my buddy borrow my car for the weekend and he was nice enough to fill her up before bringing her back to me.
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>>15080148
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I'm not the first one to ride her ;)
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I have one
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>>15079984
I have 3 and they don't bitch when they're next to each other.
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>>15079984
It never has a problem with me touching it
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>>15079984
I have no problem with myself and 3 buddies climbing in and driving all day long.
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>>15079984
I've left it in a barn for a year and a half
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>>15080258
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it makes me feel free
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I think I'll trade her in for something better looking
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>>15079984
I'd never do anything to hurt it
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Yeezy did not reupholster it
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>>15079984
Numerous prior owners
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>>15080071
i'm so sorry anon.
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It doesn't have marks, bulges, scars. It's in fine shape. It lost all its baby weight.
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>>15080799
'only one owner' woulda been funnier
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>>15079984
It tells me exactly what is wrong with it.
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My car won't wake up one morning and tell me it doesn't love me anymore.
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I'd rather birds not shit on my car
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>>15079984
>It's black.. :D
>It only has 2 ways to enter
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>>15079984
It was recently gutted after having tranny problems
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being inside it makes me happy
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>>15080090
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I had 6 People in there one time.
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Unreliable, expensive to keep, huge as hell and fat as fuck.
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>>15082359
Keep dreaming, m8.
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>>15079984
I prefer the European one to the Japanese model.
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i can fit 3 friends in the back
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Its got 224029 miles on it
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It runs well and is in good shape
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>>15079984
Its only 6 years old and 3 dudes can fit in the rear
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I don't have a gf or a car.
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eats too much
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I spend money on it.
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i have two of them that love me as much as i love them
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>>15080047
>not fucking your gf
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>>15079984
I trust my car with my life
I can last hours on end inside it
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>>15080021
This
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>>15080047
are you 16?
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>>15082387
7 series vitch nigga, love the thing more than my meh tier gf.

Forgot to add that the car is still beautiful as fuck.
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I keep blowing trannies.
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