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>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
>this car is so bumpy and loud
>where is the phone charger in this car?
>how do I turn the AC on?
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>>15057024
lol did you even read the op?
he's referring to unreasonable shit we /o/tists have going on with our cars
For the record even my fox body has a phone charger and an ay=ux jack. Never had AC though.
>This is a race car right? Why does it hurt to ride in???
>Does the spoiler do anything?
>What's the hole in your hood for?
>What's that whistling noise when you press the gas
>What's a KA Band?
>What's that rattling noise?
>Why does your shifter have numbers on it?
>>15057013
Why would there be a woman in my car?
>>15057443
That's what my sister said when she got in my car. Also a "i dont feel comfortable with you having such a fast car"
>>15057461
>Break 85mph
>SLOW DOWN ANON YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST
t. My mom
>Women
>In my car
>>15057013
>translation: I drive a shitbox
Something tells me there aren't any women in your car to begin with.
>>15057013
>>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
cause your taste in music is shit
>>15057013
>the salesman told me the SE stands for Sport Edition
>2013 camry se
>>15057013
Shut up you have never heard a woman say these things let along heard a woman.
>why is there a gauge mounted on the dash?
>why do you have to flip switches before you start the car?
>I thought cars you have to shift had three pedals
>where's the radio?
>why are these seatbelts weird?
>why do I have to climb over this bar to get in?
>>15057551
Off topic but I always thought SE stood for "Special Edition".
Regardless
>anon your car must be so fast it has a wing on it
>is actually fwd shitbox with spoiler for the Sport edition
>>15057013
The only thing women have ever said in your car is oh god please don't kill me before you toss them into the trunk.
>>15057013
>"Oof I'm sitting in a hole!"
>raises seat to max height so they block my view to the right of the car, just so they can look completely over the hood even though they aren't driving
>"Why does it rev when you're stopping?"
>applies or checks makeup
>grabs door handle out of panic during spirited acceleration
>"Why is the ride so firm?"
>can we put the top down
>>15058776
>>"Why does it rev when you're stopping?"
>>"Why is the ride so firm?"
Exactly what it's like to have a passenger in my STi.
>so is this like a racecar
>how fast is this car
"back wheel drive"
>>15058778
Why wouldn't you want to put the top down while with a girl? Unless it's a shit day
>"why are they singing in japanese"
>"anon why do you have a paper cup full of water"
>"why does your car smell like tofu anon"
>>15058962
Because the autism knows no bounds? Guy's gotta be in super racer mode 24/7 even with a girl in the car.
>>15058982
>because I'm a weeaboo
>because I'm a weeaboo
>seriously what part of weeaboo do you not understand?
>>15057551
even better
sunfire SE
>>15057013
I find her oddly arousing in a homely kind of way
>>15058982
why would you have a cup of water in your car though?
>>15059277
DDDDOOOOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIFFFFFFTTUUUUUUUUUUU
>>15059277
Git gud
>>15057013
>your too close to that car
>stop going so fast
>i feel sick because you go to fast
i go the speed limit
>>15057443
But these are valid questions for someone who doesn't know about cars.
am i the only woman on /o/?
This place gets even more autistic.
Seriously, what kind of women do you hang around with that this shit is supposed to happen.
>thanks for the ride
>okay i'll talk to you later
>>15059371
Females don't exist on the internet.
>>15059371
post pics for da TRUFF
>never get comments about my driving (just that I'm a lot faster at my destination than they are)
>just ask if they can turn on their music
You guys need to find some better female friends
>>15059456
they dont have any. they are making this shit up.
girls don't act like this.
>>15059371
post penis
>>15059492
Seems like. I got compliments about my cool driving style once, what ever that's supposed to mean.
In general people really don't care about my car or the way I drive.
>Your car is so clean
It's just not full of random shit like hers
>>15059580
same. all i get is 'i like your car' or 'your car is cool/cute". I mean i also dont drive like an initial d wannabe with passengers either though.
>>15059583
This
>>15059618
>'i like your car' or 'your car is cool/cute"
With me they just think it's comfortable and luxurious
I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
>>15059652
>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
Leave.
>>15057443
>>What's a KA Band?
Not english, what is a KA band?
>>15059660
No, get fucked.
>>15059664
radar detector radio band
>>15059660
He drives. It's more than the busriding retards in FWD vs. RWD threads.
>>15057443
>Does the spoiler do anything?
>What's the hole in your hood for?
>What's that rattling noise?
These are valid questions to ask a ricer.
>>15059716
lmao this
>>15057013
No car, just a bike (which gf refuses to ride on). She tosses me the keys to her car every time, and, just like any female passenger, she says nothing about my driving. I'm a hypermiler and parttime taxi driver, nobody ever says anything bad about my driving style (except it gets mad empeegees).
>>15059679
Why would you even defend a cuck?
>>15059776
I drive super mpg conscious too. it's funny cause shit normie drivers don't realize you can be fast and efficient and still be saving gas. they confuse mph with wasting gas or something.
>which she wont ride on
I wouldn't either tbqh. fuck being a passenger on a motorcycle.
>>15059819
>fuck being a passenger on a motorcycle
Agreed, but still disappointing. I'm going to need a weekend fun vehicle to share with her - either a small convertible (Miata?) or a sidecar rig.
>mum tells me she doesn't get carsick when i drive
prob one of my top ten dogumi moments
>>15057013
>why is your car so low
"because when i lower it, it handles better."
>obviously not if it's so bumpy like this.
[internally] WELL FUCK MAN I GUESS YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING BUILT THIS CAR WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS AND HAVE DONE YEARS OF RESEARCH ON THIS SHIT BUT YOU DO RAISE A GOOD FUCKING POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"haha :) i mean, on a track it's better. not on shitty roads like this."
>>15059886
>riding a track car on shitty roads
I only ride vehicles with a high ground clearance for that reason.
>>15059892
Slow fag for life
>>15059910
I'm most likely quicker than you, as I don't have to brake for every bump in the road.
I can take speed humps at 80km/h+ with ease
>>15059919
>not planning your fastest route without shit roads
>>15059935
>need to know if a road is shit or not
>>15057013
>Women in my car
It would probably go something like this:
>Your car is too low for me to get in.
>It's so loud.
>Why does everything smell like fuel?
>It's too hot. Can't we turn the A/C on?
>Where's that whirring noise coming from?
>What's that klinking noise? Is something wrong with the car?
>Can't you drive any faster?
>It's so hot; why are you turning the heater on now?
>I don't want to wait for the car to cool down. I'm calling a taxi.
>>15059954
My complaints were smells like fuel, loud as fuck and super stiff ride, but she's still with me. She said my recaros were super comfy though.
It's not often that I have any passengers, so usually if there's mention of my car it's in the form of "Anon needs a new car".
Which is bullshit of course, I'll keep driving that heap until it dies. I don't depend on it to get to work, so it's not like I'm gonna be screwed when that happens.
Does the seat move back?
Yes it's not a car made in the 40s of course the seat goes back
>>15059371
bread on trunk, preferably near hello kitty sticker.
My exGF got a brand new Corolla once she got her license (she was spoiled and wealthy).
She never, not a single time, put gas in the car without me around to do it for her.
Like cmon
Oh she also sped like crazy and drove like a maniac
>anon what's this circle with single numbers on them (RPM gauge)
Don't even remember if she changed the oil
>Why are you fingering me anon?
Wake up in bed with jizz in your underwear
>>15059371
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>>15059660
octavia is a good car man
>>15057492
That's what my mom does whenever I go over 50.
>>15058727
>implying they would be talking with the chlorophyll soaked rag taped in her mouth.
>>15060319
>chlorophyll
Plant green? I think you mean chloroform.
>>15060319
>chlorophyll
trying to turn them into a tree are you?
>>15060319
Groot pls
>>15059302
Serious question. Does initial D get decent after the first season? The 3D cars are a little hard to take.
>>15059442
Well... aside from Tumblr
>>15060345
it didnt age well but the next seasons are basically the same shit
>1st stage
>gutter!1!1111!!1
>2nd stage
>engine explode!1!!!!1!111!
>3rd stage
>dogumis dads friends wifes son loses and then dogumis gf gets almost raped
>4th-final stage
>dogumi race then he winn lol
there i saved you a few hours
>>15060345
It does get visually better until fourth stage where it peaks and then drops the ball for fifth and final stage. As for the plot it really is the same shit. I liked it but if you didn't like firsr stage you wouldn't like the other ones.
>>15059954
>>15059959
Isn't a fuel smell in your car a sign of some fuel leak?
>>15060396
In my case (>>15059954), I have a fuel container in the boot. I've tried airing everything out but the smell is still pretty strong.
>>15057598
>and then everybody stood up and clapped
>>15059867
Your mum is your girlfriend?
>>15060488
>stuff women say
sorry for your autism
>>15060494
If you read his post, he's referencing Takumis girlfriend telling him how unlike with other people, she doesn't feel carsick when riding with him
I'm sorry you're not weaboo Chinese csrtton watching trash like the rest of us, anon
>>15060498
well i typed that post but i guess i didnt read it lol
>>15060508
The point ----->
Your head
>>15060510
>dont make a point
>ur missing theG POIJNT!!111
yeah reall sorry about that autism dude
>>15057013
>>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
Turn your bluetooth on bitch, it's the DEH-something that comes right up
>>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
No there isn't??? You high bitch?
>>this car is so bumpy and loud
What kind of a fucking bentley do you drive, cunt? This car has stiffened suspension, so it might be bumpy on these shitty roads, but the doors, floors and trunk are sound-deadened so I really don't know what the fuck your problem is.
>>where is the phone charger in this car?
You're likely sitting on the cord, it's right there.
>>how do I turn the AC on?
Press the little snowflake, jesus, is this your first time in a car?
>>15057013
>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
>how do I turn the AC on?
>implying she can reach the glovebox or the ac with the harness on
>>15060518
t. edgy teenager that doesn't own a car
>>15057539
>what radio?
>>15060525
But I own it though, not even a teenager, just a manchild.
>>15057598
thats pretty fucking good man
even if i wanted chicks in my car it wouldn't happen
>female co workers ask if I can drive them to the train station after work
>sure
>these three girls get in
>one of them is bro tier, knows me and my car, I drive her to the station from time to time
>one of them starts eating an apple in my car
>don't say anything
>bro tier girl tells her to watch not to drop apple juice or stuff "because the interiour is so nice - don't mess it up"
>anon can you really afford this car
well, i've had it since november, and i am gaining weight, so...
>anon how do i connect bluetooth
once again, this car doesnt have bluetooth
>you sure, have you checked the manual?
bitch, its a seventeen year old car, it does not have bluetooth
>how can you have such a thirsty car anon? don't you care about the enviroment
no, not really
>anon you cars makes that noice again
IF YOU KEEP SKIPPING GEARS IT WILL KEEP MAKING THAT NOISE.
>>15060319
more like borophyll
>So, you got coilovers? It doesn't even look low.
>Why is it so hard? It's not even low.
>Can I drive it?
>>15060560
Dont let her drive it man, please dont
>I REALLY want this V6 Mustang as my first car, it's my dream car that I've always wanted!
Can't talk her out of this irrational choice.
>>15057598
? I don't get it?
>>15060581
she usually doesn't, mostly because she cant get along with the gearbox. you know, you not only have to move the stick around, and press the clutch sometimes. but it is also because its "too heavy" or "too much work"
>have sidecar
>why do you lean if you've got 3 wheels
>anon slow down, there's a roundabout
>anon, the wheel is lifting
>OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE
>anon, the rear wheel is skidding
All, except my gf who enjoys it and my sis, who can do the "monkey"
>I'm considering doing some sort of uber/lyft to scare people
>>15057013
>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
My car doesn't have bluetooth.
>why is there a CD player in the glovebox
Because I don't have a glovebox.
>this car is so bumpy and loud
The suspension is hard, what do you expect?
>where is the phone charger in this car?
What phone charger?
>How do I turn the AC on?
What AC woman?
>>15060586
Sounds like a performance car where you need to manually turn on thing like your fuel pump, has guages everywhere, full roll cage and harness, no radio, and a sequential shifter of some kind. My guess at least
>>15060608
DAT SPARTAN INTERIOR
>please let me go
>i won't say anything
>nice van
>>15060585
my missus is keen on a juke
>im a nissan tech and i see enough of those shits each day
>making her get a yellow one because its a nice yellow
190 merc
>is it rwd? (after mom drove it in snow)
>what is that clunking noise at the rear?
>oh it is pretty quiet inside for an old car
>this car seems to handle nice (from woman who doesnt own or know anything about cars)
>>15060467
>not having a street legal race car
Is this amateur hour?
>>15058982
KEK
>anon why does your license plate read "fkpistns"??
>Why does your car make gunshot sounds?! It's scary please stop!
>Anon this car is so small
>Why does your AC not work like my 2012 BMW x5???
>Anon why do people always rev at you at stoplights?
>Why does your back window have plastic on it? Doesn't it block your vision?
>Anon it's too dark to see out of your tint
>Anon why would you buy a car that only gets 15mpg city?
>Calm down anon! What is an apex and why did it blow?
One girl told me she didn't like pop-up headlights as soon as she got in my car. Never ever called that ugly bitch again.
>>15060859
i am fanboying hard to a few manufacturers, and none have really done pop up headlights, but that shit is sexy
>>15060859
Those louvers are pretty goofy, they should wrap all the way around
>>15060396
Nah, no catalytic converter, so any hot fuel that gets burnt exhaust side makes it out and ignites in the the headers instead and travels out the pipe with no cat stop it
>>15060608
top kek
>>15060608
I thought OP was exaggerating...Then I saw your car. Damn bruh, you ain't even got a glovebox.
>>15058778
>>15058962
They always ask me to put the top up, ruins their hair
>>15060608
>not removing the carpets entirely to save weight
Well at least you don't have electric windows or airbags to weigh you down.
>>15060608
What car?
>>15061205
Lotus Elise
>>15059867
>>15060488
>>15060494
>mfw I always get designated driver whether or not my passengers are drunk because nobody gets carsick when I drive
Sometimes it's nice to drive like a grandpa
>>15060608
My friend drove his from philly to indianapolis and back for gencon years ago... he said it was WAY better than his saturn sedan on the highway. Less road noise. He wasn't wrong.
>>15057013
Only grill I've had in my Mustang GT is my mom, but it's been
>Don't do it. DON'T DO IT!
>Damn it. I knew you were gonna do it.
>Oh my gosh, it feels like I'm in a plane taking off
>How fast have you gone? Never mind, don't tell me.
In my lifted Wrangler grills have said
>it's so hot
>can we put the windows back on
>it's too windy
>I feel like I'm in a military vehicle
>I feel so safe in here (was driving her in a blizzard)
>how is it on gas? that's awful.
>>15060608
I want my bmw to be this spartan
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>>15059325
You should probably stop tailgating though.
>>15060859
why does your back window have plastic on it? Is it to keep people from seeing inside?
"Why are there burn holes in your seats?"
"Why is your check engine light on"
"Why doesnt your car start on the first turn of the key?"
"Why do you have a bumper sticker that says 'decals and fried chicken'
In my Fury most of the comments are positive, especially from my mom. But my girlfriend, not so much. I think she is a little jealous, anyone else have that problem?
Anyhow.
> anon, I swear your car breaks down every time you take it out.
It ran out of gas once a block from my house, and any time anything goes wrong with the car it always makes it back home. Even when it sheered both engine mounts due to massive torks.
> anon your car smells and is too noisy.
> I hate coupes anon, getting into the back seat is too hard.
Just small stuff like that. Sometimes it gets on my nerves though, because I love that old car.
>>15058982
Eurobeat isn't japanese you fucking pleb
>>15061575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3Czosinbs
>>15058982
Mirin dat USDM bumper, anon.
>>15060608
>Still have the two floormats
>Still have padding on the seat
>Still have the door speakers
>Still have the air vents even though no AC
You still have a long way to go. You can easily save another 20lbs.
>>15061575
Actually it is. English music sung by italians for the japanese. Eurobeat evolved out of Italo-Disco and Hi-NRG music of the time intermixing with various house and electronic styles of the time.
>>15059716
"I've never seen an STi": The Post
>>15059371
>>15057598
>hurr thinkign of fast
Bring a normal car to a date faggot
>>15061287
>>can we put the windows back on
things only a jeep own can hear
>>15061551
>> I hate coupes anon, getting into the back seat is too hard.
your response should be we don't need to get in the backseat for you to suck my dick
it always shuts them up
>>15057551
>>15057551
>>15060322
Underrated post
Dubs checked as well
>>15060556
>interiour
Word?
>hey anon, your car is ...
>>15062054
>"What's a STI?"
>"Stacy told me that she has an STI, her friend Demarcus gave it to her, I hope her boyfriend David doesn't find out."
>turning on to the highway
>traffic is busy as fuck
>green light will take forever
>find an opening
>WOT
>shifting right before the rev limiter
>"ANON SLOW DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!"
>I hadn't even reached the speed limit yet
>drive mums car
>gee mum your clutch pedal feels like shit, when was the last time you got this thing serviced?
>'you need to service the clutch?'
>mfw
>month later the master cylinder dies while she's driving
>My last boyfriend was much bigger but at least you try xd
>why is it so boxy?
>at least it's supposed to be safe
>why does it whistle so loudly?
>why does it smell like diesel fumes all the time?
>why are your exhaust tips next to the door? I thought those went in back
>>15062897
Christ I left /tv/ and /pol/ to get away from cuckposting.
>>15057013
"It's not you, it's me"
still hurts ;_;
>cute car is it expensive?
>OMG IT FEELS LIKE A GO KART
>this car is too dangerous anon stop
>why is there a bar in the middle at the top
>why are you wiggling the knob thingy, just keep it in drive
Pic related my "go kart"
>>15057013
> you can, turn on your phone's Bluetooth
>I went mechless a long time ago
>because racecar
>in the cigarette lighter
>with the snowflake button
>>15064686
>why are you wiggling the knob thingy, just keep it in drive
Come on, everyone tries to post some variation of this. Am I supposed to believe there are that many people that stupid?
>>15064871
Your car is too practical/nice, get out.
>>15065250
The amount of young people in America who don't know about manual transmission is huge, especially with women.
>>15057013
>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
It's from the 80s, there is no bluetooth
>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
Those are cds, the cd player is right here
>this car is so bumpy and lou
Yea well it's not thaaat bumpy
>where is the phone charger in this car?
The cable is in the glove box
>how do I turn the AC on?
Why do think the windows are down, Stacy?
ITT: things autists wish girls would say about their cars and hope the girl thinks it somehow makes him manly
>>15064686
what's the model?
>>15065250
Americans can't into manual.
>>15065581
>>15065524
I get that many women don't drive manual, but I have yet to meet one who has been in my car and asked what I was doing as if they had never seen it in their life.
>>15057013
The good
> I love this car! It's like riding on a sofa.
The bad, you know I don't think I've ever had any complaints
>
The ugly
> so did this used to be your grandpa's car?
my sister teaching me to do a burn out in her prelude
>put the e-brake on, rev the shit of the engine and drop the clutch
fun family memories
my sister again
>what the fuck anon, why are you going the speed limit in the fast lane
teaching me to parallel park
>fuck anon how the fuck did you not know that turning the steering wheel does the opposite in reverse
never did any of those hectic skids
mfw i drive like a grandpa on sunday after church, everyone feels safe enough to fall asleep in the car
the only other interesting thing to happen with women in a car was when i waited for when we were passing a water treatment plant to rip the nastiest fart, and have the women in the car say "oh god it stinks!" and roll up the windows and hotbox themselves in my rancid fart
yes i'm fucking evil i don't give a shit, i never told them either, and i usually can't stop laughing when i tell people about that
>>15059892
you mean drive you fuckin chink
>>15060347
If you dress up and aren't even a passable trap, it doesn't count
>>15065904
>hotbox themselves in my rancid fart
>>15065904
>mfw i drive like a grandpa on sunday after church, everyone feels safe enough to fall asleep in the car
It's a good feel.
>>15066105
No, I mean ride. I only ride bikes currently.
>>15061326
She thinks 3 second behind is too close
>>15065250
America.
Even I'm still shocked at how many have never seen a manual transmission
>>15065558
91 NA swapped to 3rd gen Beams
>>15057443
>having numbers on your gear stick
>>15060534
>footwell lighting
>much fast
>such furious
the reason most of /o/ is forever alone is because of this thread and the fact people are being serious
I've never had much in the way of complaints about my cars. With the current one (FiST), I think the only ones I've gotten have been:
>Why are the sides of the seats so tall?
>Your music sucks.
>Why did you buy a brand new car with a manual?
>This thing is kind of bouncy.
Girls usually like the ST, though. They think it's cute, they like the fact that I have a new car but that it's a practical one, and they go bananas for the footwell lighting. I'm really embarrassed about taking anybody in mine right now though, because I have a mismatched fender that I really need to get painted. (Fucked up in the canyons and tapped the guardrail, and fixed it myself because I didn't want my insurance to go up.)
>>15065250
I've never seen anybody that doesn't know what manual is, but I do get the "why are you wiggling the stick back and forth so much" when I do the neutral check wiggle at stoplights.
My son can't travel in this car, Anon! His father will hear about this.
>>15064550
Get all of those in my beater old volvo
>>15067909
Wait, women have never said these things?
You people need to get off this site.
As if anybody from /o/ has ever had a girl in their car.
>>15067958
i cringe when people wiggle the stick in neutral. it's such a noob move
>>15069082
It's literally just a check to see if the gearbox is in neutral. Why does that make you cringe?
>>15069138
Autists are triggered by many different things
>>15060585
My first car was an 01 v8 mustang GT
Mistakes were made especially since I live in northern WI
>>15059371
no there's like two in /dbt/
>>15069138
There's the people that just sit in neutral and do it until they get in gear. That shit will trigger me
>>15060679
Then can you, sir, explain to a motorcyclist why 90% of the abysmally retarded drivers I encounter are in Jukes, Notes and especially Qashqais? Is it a Nissan thing? Is the marque a magnet for the mentally challenged?
>>15069138
>>15069360
The springs in my shifter are so worn out that it just sits in whatever position I leave it.
I always pop it into neutral and let the clutch out so I'm not wearing the throwout bearing when I'm waiting to turn, though.
>>15059583
This has happened to me a couple of times. I don't actually "clean" my car very often, I just don't let it fill up with trash, clothes, and other random shit.
>>15069414
Yea but do you jerk your shifter off until you take off?
>>15069457
>cavalulz
this takes me back.
>You should sell your bike and buy a car, im more comfortable in them -my niece
>>15058776
>spirited acceleration
God you are such a douche.
>I drive for girls
>Why is the steering on the opposite side?
>Why do you wash your car so much?
>Why do you shop for car parts more than clothes?
>How can you justify wasting your money on something like that?
>If your suspension is modified why is the ride so stiff? My car is comfier.
>Can I drive?
>>15058907
pretty fast
>>15060265
this.
sadly
>>15058776
>>"Why does it rev when you're stopping?"
My dad and I had a hearty laugh at this.
>>15060859
>calm down anon what are apex seals and why did it blow?
KEK
>>15067485
illegal not to in aus :/
>>15060859
>why does your car make gunshot sounds?! It's scary please stop!
>>15057013
>Stuff Women Say
>tfw my mom has drifted her roadster more than I have
>tfw my grandma has been around the Nordschleife on bike a couple of times when she was younger
>>15059886
Well, why does lowering a car improve handling?
>>15072831
happened a few days ago
>left lane has a sign that says left turn only
>right lane can go straight or right
>driving on left lane, see sign, switch lanes
>"ANON STOP YOUR GOING TO GET US KILLED"
>"there's a sign that says left turn on left lane"
>"DON'T LISTEN TO THE SIGNS, THEY ARE WRONG. I LIVED HERE AND TOOK THE BUS FOR TWO YEARS I KNOW THIS CITY yada yada yada"
>>15057013
>had a girl in my Porsche boxster
>driving around, she is loving it
>see my buddy at a stop sign, driving his ricey 2003 eclipse
>oh anon his car sounds fast
>whatthefuck.jpeg
I told my buddy about it later and he still gives me shit about it. Any time I make fun of his JDMobile he reminds me about it
other notable examples:
>anon there are no cupholders
>is this as fast as hunter's truck?
>where is the engine?
(after driving with me for a few hours around town)
>I didn't know it was a manual
>>15071795
>illegal not to in aus :/
What. That's got to be one of the strangest car related laws I've ever heard of.
>>15059716
>spoiler
https://youtu.be/OAsO58Ubv0E?t=1m34s
Usually starts with
>Wow, this is fast
>Whoa, the roof comes off
>It looks so cool
And then
>Anon, how old is this car
>This car has airbags right?
>Anon this car is safe right?
>Would we be okay if it rolled over?
>Anon?
heh, eh... yeah...
Most I've got from my gf was a
>Damn, didn't know BMW had cars this huge, thought they were all faggy racecar coupes
When she first saw my car.
She usually just compliments it, every now and then remarking that there's sand on the backseat door mats to trigger my autism or joke that she broke something to trigger my autism even harder.
>>15057492
>t. My mom
Reminder that this is a Facebook tier le meme
>anon why do you drive such a big truck?
>haha are you compensating for something haha?
>anon is this like, safe for the environment? i read that diesels kill polar bears
every fucking time
>whats the extra speedo for
>i think you have a flat tire i can hear all the air escaping
>anon something fell of your car just then
>why do not turn it off when we arrive
>did your car just explode? why is it banging
>why is it so loud in here
>>15057013
Why are you a poor cunt using some factory Audi shitbox head unit from 2002
If you don't have a phone charger in your car you are just a fucking pathetic human being
>>15065831
Same with my Buick, except with "grandma's car"
>>15073835
Yeah, if a copper really wants to be a dick be can book you for not having a shift pattern.
>>15059919
>speed humps at 80km/h+
uhhuh
>>15075555
>stopped at lights
>nan is halfway through the backseat and the front seat trying to re-attach my learner sticker
>minibus next to me honks
>look over
>heart sinks
>bunch of rozzers
>one opens the window and start laughing his ass off
>bus takes off
cops are pretty nice around my area, if you aren't a cunt doing 100 over the limit or something
>STOP its too fast
>you're fat
>why are your tyres so thick?
>get some seat covers
>stop talking to me
fucking bitches, i tell you all
>>15057492
Why put your mums life in danger like that
> anon, you car payment is more than my mortgage, you don't need a car like that
Some women don't know how to handle a rich nigga
>>15076016
>rich
>payment
>>15058907
As fast as the bus driver is willing.
>it's so low!
>how expensive was it?
>why are you going so fast?
It's not even that low and you only think it's fast because I can go around corners 2x faster than in your Sonata.
My girlfriend likes it except for getting in and out since she's 5'11. She's even come for track day ridealongs.
>>15075728
>STOP your dad's car is too fast
>you're fat
>why are your dad's tires so thick?
>get some seat covers for your dad's car
>stop talking to me, I'm here for your dad
I think we all know who the real bitch is here ;^)
>>15076075
Lel
>>15076434
>car is not hektik at all
>cant go to trackdays
>no gf
well, a-at least i am happy for you anon
>>15057013
>>anon why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
Because it's not switched on. And no, you can't play music off your phone.
>>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
There isn't one.
>>this car is so bumpy and loud
No it isn't. The roads are bumpy and loud.
>>where is the phone charger in this car?
Isn't one. Charge your phone at home.
>>how do I turn the AC on?
YOU don't. It's cool enough in here already.
> is it new?
No. New shape, but used car.
> Lol what happened to the bumper?
Some bitch reversed into it with a BMW crossover. £350 to fix the dent.
> Turn the music down
No.
> Your driving is insane
I'm perfectly rational by the standards of where I live.
> What's all this crap in the door pockets/cupholders?
Receipts, takeaway menus, tickets for places and events. I don't clear it out very often.
> Why are you speeding
Nobody's around to stop me, so why not?
> What's that rattling noise
Emergency fuel pipe in the glovebox. If I take it out of there, I'll lose it and wipe hundreds off the resale value.
> What was that thump
Crate of work gear in the boot.
> WHICH ONE IS IT
Good question. Damn thing's generic as fuck. It'd be the ultimate sleeper if it had better performance.
> How do you keep losing it in car parks
How many others just like it do you see here?
>>15057539
in my car, I am the DJ
MUAHAHAHAHAH
>>15075427
>charge phone every night
>use throughout the day
>never run out of charge
>even browsing the chans for hours between classes hardly ever go below 30%
Why the fuck would I need a phone charger in my car? Is this an iPhone thing?
>>15062054
Fuck this is accurate.
Been chasing rattles in my STi for 6 months now...
>>15076434
>why are you going so fast?
>BRZ
There's no need to lie on the internet
>>15077074
You sound like an autistic douche
>>15058631
it stands for SHIT edition. It always mean base model
>>15057504
Im glad this is one of the first comments. Literally came here to post this.
>>15077306
The ride never ends my friend. I've got a clunking sound from my driver's side wheel well. Had it inspected by a Subaru Master Tech and 3 other tuners. Suspension is perfect, no damage to anything, but it still fucking clunks.
>>15077393
And you sound like a dipshit.
>why is your truck so full of dents
>why do you need that "police bumper" on the front
>why does your truck smell like a swamp and dead fish
>why is all the carpet, trim and celing missing
>I think we should see other people
>>15077726
>pic before brush guard
>>15068339
You side piped yours too? :3
>tfw cassette player ate my cassette adapter 3 years ago
>tfw stuck using shitty fm transmitter
>>15057051
>ay=ux
hamplanet detected
>>15076434
>she's 5'11.
lots of guys would like a girl that tall.
that said, I'm 6"1' and drive smaller cars
>>15059371
>IM A GRILL GUYS GIF ME ATTENTION
>>15059371
any women should instead post "stuff men say when they meet a female driver as knowledgeable/ more knowledgeable about cars than them"
I'm in the mood to hear some meatheads get owned by a little cutie who can actually wrench.
>I bought this car new and I've had it for five years, so it's pretty old!
>Why do I have to pay one part for the repair of your car. I'm not even using your car.
BECAUSE I SPEND MY LAST MONEY ON IT AND I PICK YOU UP FROM WORK YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>15059371
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>tfw gay
>tfw never have to deal with women making asinine comments about my car or motorcycles
>tfw guys never accuse me of compensating just for enjoying motor sports and firearms
>do you have the aux?
>it's cute anon
>why is it loud?
>this thing is a manual?
>it's so low
1993 Civic Sedan, lowered (3 inches), manual, needs a new trans & motor hence why it's loud
>anon motorcycles are so dangerous, you're so irresponsible why don't you think of your family
>>15077167
No its a Facecuck thing, bitches can't keep off that shit. I'm an iCuck and I do the same as you no probs.
>>15059919
Depends on the speed hump I would say. In my area there are some that can be taken at 110 and others where you need to slow down to 30.
>>15077629
At least he's normal
