>he wants to have sex in his car
>mfw when
>>15055307
How do you let yourself get to that level
>>15055307
ur fatass won't even fit
>3d women
>ever
>>15055344
Man that is just sad, get outside some bud
>1.34 miles into cruise and chill and she makes this face
>>15055307
>mfw when
>my face when when
>>15055351
>2016
>being heterosexual
Ew, gross.
>>15055351
He's right tho.
>>15055351
He's right
>>15055351
He is right.
>>15055378
>>15055386
>>15055401
>>15055407
>same fagging this hard
I really do feel sorry for you
>>15055414
He is right, though.
>>15055414
>same fagging this hard
impossible
>>15055307
who's she? she's fucking hot
>>15055307
Didn't really have a choice when I was 16 and horny
>>15055434
That's because she's out of her tank...
P.s. I'd fuck it
> tfw Once nerds start having virtual babies with their virtual wives they'll actually be able to drive them around as their self driving car's AI.
Fucking kill me now
>>15055464
>tfw my nephews roomate said he was getting married on final fantasy
>tfw he has no car, let alone license or even a permit
>gf tries to get frisky in car
>wants to do it in backseat like movies
Turns out the best way to fuck in cars is to recline the passenger seat.
Who knew?
>>15055481
It's an actual in game function, gives you stuff for doing it so nearly everyone does.
>>15055414
Not samefagging
What's one thing a woman offers that isn't sex or (maybe) doing chores and cooking that you can't get with your mates
>>15055555
>getting rekt by quint 5s
I haven't played FF since VII, just sounded really nerdy IMO.
themoreyouknow.jpg
>>15055429
>2 seconds in paint
>selection + fill
Either way you're pathetic
>>15055307
>car
The unlucky cunt that draws the short straw for that is gonna need a ute
>>15055307
thiqq
>>15055351
Actually,
He's right.
![maxresdefault[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QZH6JTG.jpg "maxresdefault[10].jpg")
>>15055481
>tfw I thought you were old then read >>15055574 and realize you're probably about my age and just stopped playing video games when you became an adult
Whats the smallest car someone could fuck in?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ECtCA1C.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>15055949
Depends on how small the people are. Twingo is very small but seems to have a lot of fuckspace inside though. I'm 6'6 and could probably fuck in it.
>not being part of the wagon master race
Gee whiz I sure hope you hooligans refrain from living like this
>ITT guys who can't get a girl and make up excuses
>>15056021
BASED
>>15055434
Rebel Wilson, Australian comedienne
>>15056155
no u
>>15055307
Would you fuck Rebel Wilson in the back of your shitbox?
>>15056676
yes
>>15055903
You an '80s baby too?
>>15056081
>tfw drove a Buick Roadmaster wagon in highschool
>spacious and comfy as fuck inside
>Could tell all the guys it has a Corvette engine
