>selling cars by emojis
well this is the end. women ruined it
>>15048889
Emojis are gay
>>15048889
>GM is bad at things, more news at 11
>selling cars to women
well this is the end. women ruined it
>>15048889
https://www.chevysmallcars.com/
MILLENIALS! BUZZWORDS! WE'RE SO HIP AND YOUNG PLS BUY OUR CARS!
>>15048950
That quiz is for faggots and nu-males and evidently if I was a cuck who lived in a city and went to music festivals I would drive a Chevy Trax
>>15048889
>moji means letters.
>it's just a face mark.
>calling it emoji when there's no letters.
WTF
>>15048918
your just butthurt that channers can't post these hella-tight memes-mojis
chebby has the worst ads
BAD TASTE DUDE
>>15049058
>built in 4G LTE Wi-Fi
Cause that's what I need, another fucking contract with telco
I wonder if people who communicate with those abominations will gain the ability to read hieroglyphics.
>>15048889
>those budget ass emojis
lmao
>REAL PEOPLE
>>15049357
OMG THIS IS A CHEBBY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AUDI :O
>>15049357
>Real People? Not! Actors
>>15049357
>>15049384
Works on Contigency?
No! Money Down
>>15048889
I love Chevrolet and GM. I really do, but their ads have been shit for years with very rare instances of sparkling gems like the 2004 Super Bowl car carrier commercial that was directed by Michael Bay, who later became famous for those goddamned Transformers movies that were just very expensive GM commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2QfVmQuQfA
And then there were GLORIOUS ad campaigns that they outright rejected, like these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyxYAJjXYPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzwpmFVQa4
>>15048889
I use emojis a lot. Girls like them.
Plus you cannot possibly be misinterpreted that way.
>>15049472
Those are pretty sweet
>2006
Eh, pre-buyout GM was still worth saving, Now its not so good
>>15049540
This, aslong as youre not autistic you shouldnt mind using emojis, because it helps make you look like a normie
>>15049540
>doing things simply to please girls
>tripfagging
>>15049540
I use them for texting pornhub
>No results for shit emoji or horse emoji
Didn't these used to be emoticons?
>>15049754
Yes, but it sounded to cold and nerdy so they changed it to emoji to appeal to normies
>>15049357
>>15049384
>>15049392
>tfw actor
>tfw not a real human bean
>meanwhile Ford is putting out MGS ads
You think this is the worst of it? Watch for when the japs start using your favorite animes to sell their cars.
>Neon Genesis Evangelon to sell Nissans
>Naruto to sell Hondas
>Initial D to sell Toyotas
>Ghost in the Shell to sell Mazdas
protip: ur fucked mateys
>>15050145
>Umaru to sell shitboxes
I'm alright with this
>>15048889
http://www.madd.org/
>>15050145
well toyota already used anime girls to sell their prius in japan
and subaru has multiple actual animes under its belt
>>15050179
Umaru a slut
Emoticons are so 2004
>>15050214
Toyota also used Char from Mobile Suit Gundam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsIQECLoo7g
>>15050372
Top kek
>>15049235
Gotta update Facebook on the go, anon.
We all know it's so your boss can reach you anywhere, anytime. Gotta be a productive member of society.
>>15050505
If my boss was trying to get ahold of me he could, you know, CALL ME ON MY FUCKING CELLPHONE
>>15050524
Talking on your cell while driving is illegal, this is much safer.
>>15050552
You taking the piss?
>ywn cuddle with a qt emoji
y even live???
>>15048889
>2011+5
>considering buying any gm product
>>15049058
>trax
>""""small""""
>>15050873
>1.5 tons
Could be worse but that's pretty light for an SUV thing
>>15048950
I tried to finish. I really did. But I couldn't.
>le music festivals and da internet XDXD
>>15048950
>small is a primary selling point
It's like the oil crisis all over again
>>15048889
Woman, the thing that ruins everything it touches
>>15048950
Wow either I am completely out of touch with people my own age or whatever marketing exec thought this shit up is and I hope to god its the marketing exec otherwise I just found out I'm surrounded by faggots.
>>15051417
it is fucking cancer
emoji, the car
>>15051562
Oh man, dumb millennials would completely fall in love with the Twingo, wouldn't they? They would meme the shit out of it. Renault missed a goldmine.
>mfw I sold a phone to this guy yesterday.
Dude was a really nice guy glad I could get him a free phone
>>15051579
remember when Fiat had those terrible ads trying to make the 500 a meme? It totally would've worked with the Twingo.
>>15050552
>he doesn't know what bluetooth is
>>15051591
kit kat a Denverite. Noice.
>>15051591
> sold
> free
Lol
>>15051591
>mfw there is always some fucking creep taking pictures of you whenever you go out in public
>>15048889
>>15050372
>>15052217
He looks shocked by it
>>15052217
Kek
>>15051591
ITZ REEL NIGGUH HOURZ
SMASH THAT MUHFUKKIN LIKE BUTTON
>>15048889
>people in 2016 think Smileys are emojis
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15050214
>>15050392
toyota is also in Initial D
>>15050372
>>15052196
>>15052217
rev up those shoops
>>15052150
Yep yep. Denver is rad.
>>15052171
Obamaphone. Sold is the same as activated
>>15052185
Kek
>>15049472
Chris Hot wings Michaels detected
>>15049235
>Cause that's what I need, another fucking contract with telco
Don't forget persistent cell phone location tracking that is completely accessible without a warrant thanks to the third party doctrine.
>>15053012
I thought they could already do that using the OnStar module whether you are subscribed or not
>>15053012
by having a smartphone, the amount of information you give out is astounding.
>what you talk about
>where you are
>who you talk to
>what your interests are
>banking info
>sleep schedule
if you aren't comfortable with that knowledge, time to start using burners and be hoodrat
>>15053077
>not using a burner all the time
maybe 5 people know my personal phone number
>>15053222
>like I give a fuck about them "watching me"
The benefits of the smartphone and a data plan and a continuous phone number far outweigh any conspiracy fear
>>15048950
>flash-based website
>2016
Holy fuck, why are Americans so shit at design?
>>15050145
>you will never have an Asuka Edition Z
>>15048950
Anyone else catch this?
They aren't even trying to be subtle anymore
>>15053303
Asuka shit.
You hear me?
SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
>>15053410
Sure m8
>>15048950
holy shit
>>15053263
Nice try, NSA shill.
>>15053595
I wish I worked for the NSA, then I wouldn't be broke as shit
>>15053410
>being a Reifag
>>15048950
brb selling my GM for a Chrysler.
>>15050524
>CALL ME ON MY FUCKING CELLPHONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0hqCN2J01M
>>15051579
you talking shit about the twingo nigger?
>>15049058
It'll take you to the Boonies though
>>15050145
They've been doing that for decades
>>15053988
>mfw millennials need AWD to get to the boonies
>>15053308
Fuck off, /pol/
>>15054050
fuck that, any ad nowadays has a nigger next to a blond chick always.
/pol/ is faggots but they're right
>>15049577
You're delusional, GM's lineup right now is awesome.
>>15054070
>this delusional
LEL
>>15049058
Funny, I already live in the boonies, and I drive a Sonic RS that my uncle bought me.
When I need to do any work I have my Ranger.
>>15053830
To be honest I've never actually seen the show. I just like to call popular Waifus shit.
>>15048950
>this is real life
>>15054549
this
>>15054549
>I haven't seen Evangelion
come on m8, it's essential viewing
>>15051629
Can't get important work related documents on bluetooth, anon.
>>15054636
I remember watching that way back on Toonami.
Man Toonami was the shit but now i dislike animu.
I might try to watch all the old animus of my youth.
>>15054650
You're missing out
>Evangelion
>Gundam Zeta
>Turn A Gundam
>Gurren Lagann
>Gunbuster
>Patlabor
>Initial D
>JoJo
>Redline
>Space Dandy
>Cowboy Bebop
>Bakuon
>>15054685
>recommending JoJo
>not including Samurai Champloo
Step it up senpai
>>15054694
Sorry anon, I only started watching anime last year so I haven't watched that yet.
>>15054685
>>Cowboy Bebop
This was good shit,
I got really depressed when i missed most of the Gundam series. I did see every episode of G Gundam but fuck SD.
I also want to watch Bobobo for some reason.
>>15054711
Check it out ASAP, it was made by the same studio that did Cowboy Bebop which is another one of my favorites
>>15054711
Also, check out Ghost In The Shell, all of it including the movies
>>15054747
I watched the movie, haven't gotten around to watching SAC yet.
>>15054761
SAC is the shit, if you liked the movie you'll like the series
>>15048889
This is outrageous! :D
>>15048889
GM has intern level ad campaigns. Honestly the only good ones they ever made was te "like a rock" Chevy truck ads and the "America still makes rockets" ad for the ZR1.
The Buick ones are the worst.
>>15054809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSrXc8r3D3A
Don't think I've ever seen this one on TV. i agree though i like it. This might be the first time i ever seen them advertise or show the ZR1 in an advertisement. not sure why they didn't advertise the ZR1 harder. most people who actually got to experience it loved it.
Chrysler still has the best ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKL254Y_jtc
[spoiler]even though their cars suck dick[/spoiler]
>>15054877
There was also this gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHjkQFKXngY
>>15049233
"is that a BMW?"
Mfw
>>15054922
>does it keep track of how many boys get in the car?
>>15053988
Doubt it. Thing probably couldn't make it up my driveway
>>15050908
>talking shit about the mirthmobile
>>15054921
>tfw they literally had to stop using the LS7 in endurance racing because of newly placed restrictions
>>15054944
>tfw live in buttfuck nowhere MN
>tfw drive a 2004 Focus ZX3
>tfw still haven't bought proper winter tiresI kinda just go full rally and hope I don't get stuck. Haven't so far in the last two years. Did a couple times last year though, but those times I got plowed in infront of my school.
>>15054685
>cowboy bebop
I started rewatching this, forgot what a blast the soundtrack was.
>>15052902
Colorado Springs here. Denver a shit.
>>15048950
Holy shit, it's slow as fuck.
>>15054685
>zeta
>urn a
Patrician taste there, I see
>>15056454
just sounds like the usual /a/ drone stuff.
>>15056492
>/a/
>liking mecha that isn't eveangelion
Ask me how I know you've never been on /a/ before.
Did somebody say emoji???
>>15056492
>/a/
>watching mecha other than Eva or Gunbuster
>watching anime older than 5 years old
>>15056520
>tfw haven't been on /m/ regularly since I finished reading The Origin
>>15048889
>Cruze
Who gives a fuck?
>>15050145
Boku no pico to sell fucked mitsu
>Neon Genesis Evangelon to sell Nissans
already happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrg-8R6sHw
well, kinda
>>15056374
Just like their cars!
>>15057091
LMFAO
HOLY SHIT
BTFO BTFO!
>>15057091
classic
>>15048889
Alphonse and the secret 3rd hole
>>15048950 I am good for a trax and suicide
>This brand is what Pontiac, Saturn and Olds died for
>>15057623
>tfw Buick will be permanently cucked until GM kills them too
>>15053269
i don't have flash and it works fine retard
>>15057623
>the Trans Am died for this
>>15052196
>>15057623
>the s-type died for this
Seriously, what the fuck man.
>>15060738
>s-type
The Jag didn't die because of GMs incompetence
>>15048889
>emojis
>women ruined it
If emojis originated from the internet, and there are no women on the internet, then.......
?
>>15063445
>there are no women on the internet
this means something other than what you think it means
>>15063453
Huh...I always figured it meant there were no women on the internet.
