>I was only ten years old
>I loved mclaren so much, I owned all the hotwheels and merchandise
>I pray to mclaren every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"mclaren is love", I say, "mclaren is life"
>My Mopar dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to mclaren
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's mclaren
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "6.1L s70 v12"
>He grabs me with his powerful wheels and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for mclaren
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for mclaren
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please mclaren
>He revs a mighty redline as he fills my butt with his gasoline
>My dad walks in
>Mclaren looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Vroom vroom nigga"
>mclaren leaves through my window
Mclaren is love, mclaren is life.
>>15009093
>I pray to mclaren every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
This is true, though.
>>15009111
Mclaren is love, mclaren is life
>>15009093
>>15009093
McLaren offers up sub-3,000-mile, Concours-condition F1
One of six F1s hand-built in 1998, the last year of F1 production, and 106 built at all (64 were road cars), the sale model carries the chassis number 069, which may add some extra appeal for some buyers. The UK-registered car has been maintained by McLaren Special Operations and is said to be in factory condition, its odometer resting comfortably below 2,800 miles (4,506 km).
http://www.gizmag.com/mclaren-1998-f1-sale/43080/
>>15009093
I know it's a pasta but people who sexualize cars and jerk off to them shall be put in psych ward.
>>15010158
Nice WebM
>>15010158
boring, where's the crash
This is my car
>>15009093
I'd let Leno cornhole me for a week straight just for a chance to drive the F1.
>>15009093
The F1 was a truly magical car. I also loved it growing up. The new ones just don't have the same effect on my for some reason.
>>15010158
wew ladio, that was intense
>>15012920
i'd let him do it, regardless
>>15012673
big single bikes have made me actually blow loads
If the Mclaren was so good, why didn't it dominate the racetrack?
You worship the wrong car
GTR is love, GTR is life!
>>15014306
Correct, the McLaren F1 GTR.
>>15014306
because it was built as the ultimate _road car_
So whats mclarens equivalent of shrek is drek
>>15010158
>TFW gt1 will never be again.
