ITT when superior styling comes to a cross road with superior performance.
This is the most forced meme I've seen on /o/.
>>14988147
>posts the biggest piece of trash
I don't hate the stance of the car, but dude.
>>14988170
REAL racers have REAL booboos
I wonder how hard the jap engineers are laughing right now that their grandma front wheel drive econobox is being riced out by dumb kids
They do realize that they are spending money on a chassis that was made for a grocery getter, right?
>>14988217
>compact car
>chassis
This is bait.
Or extreme mental disability.
>>14988147
>superior styling
>superior performance
posts stanced pile of shit
>>14988217
Unibody
>>14988282
>>14988237
>being this retarded
>a bunch of pictures smaller than 500x500
Shit thread you've got here OP
>>14988147
i bet this thing barely pushes 150hp
[picture of a cobalt ss]
[text saying that the cobalt ss is much better than the "weeb rice shitbox" honda civic si]
>>14988602
*something something heavy keys something something GM lied people died something something*
>>14988457
>your smart
>>14988170
thats not stance. its dumped. i swear everyone on /o/ doesnt even know what stance is
![yahoo_garay_car1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pmnpQxZ.jpg "yahoo_garay_car1[1].jpg")
>>14988657
his smart?
BECAUSE V-TAC BRAH
>superior performance
>>14988721
barely won. go away
>>14988667
>dumped
>stance
>dildos
/o/ is gonna shit on this car for being too low, for having too much camber, being a Honda, or being FF. You're really gonna nitpick between dumped and stanced?
>>14988147
>honda
>>14988765
yes because people dont know shit between the two
lowered/dumped is "fuctional"
stanced is "form"
ever heard of function over form?
>>14988818
>OP image is functional
Fucking LMAO
this is stanced.
notice the wheels popping out?
stance is "form"
>>14988827
this is functional.
you can still drive normally
"functional"
now everyone knows the difference
>>14988827
he aint tuckin' so hes good
fuck outta here non honda lover
>>14988818
>>14988844
>done for cosmetic reasons
>functional
>>14988844
>>14988833
You might be one of the more retarded namefags on here.
>>14988727
>2 seconds
>barely
>>14988883
>>14988892
oh look, people who have never owned a honda or understand shit about tuning culture. as expected. bravo /o/ bravo.
i explained the difference between the two so old fags like you stop spouting ignorant things. go back to your miatas
I'll just leave this here and let the butthurt commence.
>>14988667
I have this feeling that most stance fags know about coilovers and that type of stuff, but are useless when it comes to motors or ECU.
>>14988899
2 seconds for 50 more hp wow
>>14988923
this.
"its all for looks"
"stance will make her dance"
im all for lowering cars and all but practically breaking axles and camber kits is going too far. my buddy drove a stanced integra he was following me into a parking lot at a light you had to make a U turn i did that fine in my lowered integra. he however did a 3 point turn and held up traffic. fucking hilarious
>>14988912
>le silly wheels
>le dumped/slammed
>tuning culture
>>14988916
the TC is actually 2805lbs
>>14988935
>slammed rice
have to zigzag over speed bumps and worn out driveways
occasional bump steer
tires wear out 1/6 th quicker
bumpers fall off
>stance
high centre on a pebble
cant even drive in a strait line
tires wear out 9/5 sooner
oil pan and exsuast pipe fall off
half shafts and lower control arms disintegrate
subframes and bumper mounts turn invisible
>>14988916
too bad the cobat is a a literal piece of shit,it makes this comparison literally irrelevant
the cobalt is the shittiest car ever made
>>14989248
It's that meme again.
Opinions aren't facts friendo
>>14988147
>superior styling
It looks like a commuter from every angle. Not the best looking Honda by a long way.
>>14989276
What was that?
>>14988727
>hondafags this butthurt
>>14989271
>hundreds of people killed and disabled due to faulty ignition switches are an opinion, not a fact
nice butthurt
the cobalt is a piece of shit, the worst piece if shit of all time
deal with it
>>14989581
>le gm is shit meme
you deal with it princess. You won't listen to reason or fact, so why should I try?
>>14989626
The cobalt has ruined more white trash lives than crystal meth.
>>14989626
>GM fangirl full on the denial kool-aid
the cobalt is shit that is a fact, and it is shit because it is a cobalt, there is the reason
look kiddo, we can do this the easy or the hard way, you accept the fact that the cobalt is a shitpile, and we both move on, or i will forever remind you how much of a shitpile it is everyday
>>14988931
2 seconds around a 90 second track is a lot
also that new golf clubsport beats the golf r by 20 seconds round the ring with 40hp less so hp is an overrated factor
>>14988912
>it isn't a stanced piece of shit so it's good
>>14989676
good
>>14989697
opinions still aren't fact buddy. I can claim all of Honda shit for refusing, despite the NHTSA's insistence, to expand their airbag recalls, which have ruined more lives than the Cobalt ignition problem.
>>14989777
just because a fact hurts your feelings doesn't mean it's somewhat an opinion now
the cobalt is shit, this statement is a fact
> I can claim all of Honda shit for refusing, despite the NHTSA's insistence, to expand their airbag recalls, which have ruined more lives than the Cobalt ignition problem.
and why would i care?
sorry bud, it doesn't matter how hard you try, the cobalt is a piece of shit, deal with it
>>14988147
>woman driver
>hid
>foglights on
>painted wheels
>stanced
enjoy your daddy issue driver, broken oil pan, and general shit
>>14988844
that just looks like a nigger's cadillac when they don't bother to fix the airride suspension when it goes out
>this rustles the Hondacucks jimmies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOlO67dC0M
>>14989787
>the cobalt is shit, this statement is a fact
Unless you can give further proof without referring to recalls, it's just an opinion.
>>14989886
its a cobalt, thats more than enough
>recalls not allowed
sorry i dont have to follow your rules
>mazdashit 3
>good
tip top kek
>>14989787
You again, fuck you bastard I fuck your mother. Cobalt is good car eat your own shit.
>>14989910
>cobalt is a good car
a good car does not turn off by itself
the cobalt is shit
>>14989901
>its a cobalt, thats more than enough
no it isn't.
Nice meming though.
And yes recalls excluded. it's to generalized. I can point to any car with even a minor recall, like that recall a few years back from Mazda about spiders living in the fuel system
>>14989913
>a good car does not turn off by itself
Try following recall orders, stupid
>TOYOTA IS SHIT A GOOD CAR DOES NOT KEEP ACCELERATING WHEN NOT TOLD TO
What now gay man?
>>14988667
kill yourself, namefag
>>14989918
>a cobalt isn't shit
denial
>recalls excluded
sorry that not how real life works
the cobalt is shit, deal with it
>>14989919
>having to give away your car because it had a defect
a piece of shit
>toyota is shit
das rite
>>14989936
Everything is shit then. EVERYONE recalls cars. Mazda, Ford, BMW, Ferrari, Bugatti, etc. All have recalled cars.
Picking on the Cobalt for a problem that's actually less dangerous than Honda's airbag problem (but got more media coverage because Fox News) is unfair.
The Cobalt is a decent car. Perfectly average until you get to the God-tier SS models
>>14989936
>by this logic every brand that has a recall is shit
HAHA troll all along, so clever much bait
>>14989958
>>14989959
>implying we are talking about brands
we are specifically talking about an individual car, the cobalt, which is shit
>(but got more media coverage because Fox News) is unfair.
KEK! nice load of bullshit
>The Cobalt is a decent car.
the cobalt is a piece of shit, deal with it
>>14989979
gonna need more than recalls buddy.
I hope you all die of preventable diseases, family too
>>14990017
>d-doesnt count!!
butthurt induced denial
cobalt is a piece of shit
deal
>>14989979
>we are specifically talking about an individual car, the cobalt, which is shit
You said Toyota is shit
Nice backpedal
>>14989907
>pictured, a vehicle hondacucks will never afford
>>14990084
kek, found the assmad mazdacuck
>>14990034
i didn't mention toyota first
>>14989550
NSX-R for easy point scoring. For more readily available contenders,
>DC2 Type R in that obnoxious yellow only a handful of cars pull off
>DC5 in Championship White
>FN2 in the Mugen aero kit
>>14990089
>implying anyone on here own a trim higher than si
>hiding behind your shiny new halo car to defend yourself against a car that's 9 years old
Step up senpai
>>14988912
>owning a honda is something to brag about
Like owning a sony clock radio, right?
>>14988912
A lowered vehicle will fare fine on a track. Not so much when something like >>14988844 gets stuck on a speedbump a la Vape'n'Scrape. That was done for the looks. "Racecar, bro."
Post your Honda. I want to see what sort of shitbox someone autistic enough to name themselves "HondaBro" drives.
>>14990026
still meming I see. Don't you ever get bored of this?
>>14988833
Newfag here. Why the fuck do people do that shit with their wheels? How can they even spin safely and not rub up against the inside of the car? How is this even practical/logical?
>>14990534
and that is 4chan's entire argument on why stance is cancer.
Short answer
>It's an artform man! You just don't understand cuz you're a hater
>They don't.
>It isn't.
>>14990543
So all in all it's pointless as fuck.
>>14990545
exactly.
>>14990547
Is it possible to even "stance" without fucking up your car? Like doing it to a point where it's still a functional car? Pic related looks terrible.
>>14990550
Not really. Stance is all about getting the car obscenely low (which normally would just be called slamming it) with way too much camber (which angles the wheels and is dangerous), and stretching skinny tires on wide wheels (which is dangerous as fuck)
I honestly don't mind stance provided:
>the car in question is a show car trailer queen that never sees public roads (stancing is too dangerous for the road)
>the car has a proper airbag suspension to raise the car enough to be able to drive it onto a trailer without scraping everything.
>>14990550
It's kind of like jogging in high heels, so no.
>>14990557
Both of your reasons make perfect sense. Thanks for the answer friend.
>>14990560
Kek. I laughed.
>>14990547
that pic is the aftermath of a car that got stolen. Car was on bags and dropped to the frame. The thief didnt raise the car before driving off
>>14990518
he has a 2015 civic he financed "brand new"
>>14988147
Pic not related
>>14988147
>that ground clearance
>for cross- anything but dressing
>>14988147
>fwd
>performance
pick one fgt.
>>14988147
beh hav ya erd ov nigtive traval ?
uor evin jouince fur das mutter
>>14990607
Base model, I suppose?
>>14988217
I always thought that too anon.
>4 door
LOVE this meme. ;^)
>>14988844
That looks like shit
>>14991670
>buying a 2 door grocery mobile
wew lad
>>14988667
He said the stance. Every car has a stance, it's just the name for how it sits on 4 tires. Doesn't mean it's "stanced."
>>14988844
That's too low to be functional on any race track, and the minor stretch on the tires isn't helping anything
>>14992502
>implying you aren't ultimately using your super srs sports car to do mundane shit like get groceries and go to work
>>14990026
The cobalt ss is a good car
Deal with it
>>14992533
>hondacucks last line of defense
>w-w-w-well y-y-y-you get g-g-g-groceries t-t-t-too!
>>14992899
Well meme'd, my friend.
>>14992899
Meet me at the top of the mtn fgt
>>14992899
Meet me on the wangan.
>>14988472
They push 200
>>14993179
I push my dick in your mum if ya know what I'm saying
>>14988147
>ITT when anons who thing they are original and funny but they are really just posting the same tired bullshit
>>14988147
Looks like garbage.
the only reason I like honda civics is because they make everyone ass mad kek
>DURRR THAT HONDA CIVIC PIECE OF SHITTTT !!! WHAT AM I EVEN MAD ABOUT
>>14992989
>implying you make enough torque to get the top of the mountain with groceries in the back
>>14993069
>implying you or I live in Japan
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