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and they say germans are the autistic ones.. lmao
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>the new Giulia gets presented literally by a blind (and seemingly autistic) man

BRAVO ITALIANS, MUH EQUALITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNZzuVrTF-8

if you buy italian over german you are clinically retarded
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Seriously? How fucking stupid can you be? And I mean you, OP, not Alfa.
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>>14978833
what, Mario?
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>>14978827
1 year ago.

>autistic and blind man

I kek'd because this isn't even bait.

As Italian, the only thing that triggers my autism is the whole classical and epic meme music typical of Alfa Romeo and Italian products...every fuckin time.
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>>14978827
>Americans don't know who Andrea Bocelli is

literally uncultured swines
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>>14979110
>As Italian, the only thing that triggers my autism is the whole classical and epic meme music
at least you admit you are autistic
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>>14979140
Who isn't here, senpai?
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P A S S I O N
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S O U L
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H E A R T
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T

No wonder ameriburgers can't grasp the italian concept of a car, they see car as literal appliances.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQeKvVPPlc
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Alfa Romeo è Passione, cuore, istinto... PUNTO! Forza ALFA ROMEO!
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>>14979307
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>>14978827
shitalians jumped the shark this time
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>>14978827

>dat fucking passion
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>>14979234

the passion and soul argument is literally the most retarded shit there is

plastic and metal made just like everyone else in this world... and in most cases with alfa, made cutting corners to save costs resulting in shit products

"passion"

only idiots
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14980567
this
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HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS

We have the car configurator online:

- Quadrifoglio: http://carconfigurator.alfaromeo.com/it_IT/Giulia-quadrifoglio/

- Giulia: http://carconfigurator.alfaromeo.com/it_IT/Giulia/
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>>14986190
Ayy lmao what the fuck did I do
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>>14981948
This, there's a difference between a car being excellent to drive due to feedback and whathaveyou, but muh soul and passhun is absolute horse shit
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oh look another FCA shill thread

FCA a shit
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>>14986208
at least they shill with a PASSION
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>>14986208
ebin

>hurr durr le FCA = shit meem
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>>14986208
>another shill thread
>literally first post is mocking the product

Ignore the thread if you're su butthurt, no need to say that in every single Alfa Romeo thread.
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http://carconfigurator.alfaromeo.com/renderer/socialshare.aspx?confID=8F3C661D-5E7C-4025-9D4C-5786F7604D79&reqType=SOCIAL
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>>14986293
>Those pathetic fucking tyres
Looks like shit.
First mod anybody should do is at least 1 step higher profile, if not 2 if they'll fit
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>>14986315
Are you niggering me?
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Yes, please
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Why the fuck do you niggers keep posting side views thinking it's good?

It's literally a bangle-era 3 series.
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>>14986452
10/10 anon

literally the same car

:^)
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>>14986456
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>>14986497
>both have 4 wheels
>4 doors
>shark fin antenna

Well done anon, here's your prize.
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>>14986452
Or maybe is the actualization of the Alfa Romeo Alfetta?
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>>14986580
And then...several years later...

>pic related

AYY LMAO
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>passion.jpg
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why there is so much butthurt around Alfa Romeo on this board?
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>>14987075
Some people can't handle the passion.
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>>14987075
Because GM fanboys still mad they still waiting for a new GNX.
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>>14986549
Neato
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Halogen

Vs.

Xenon HID
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>>14986648
That is one good looking car, but I can't trust Alfa quality and reliability.
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>>14979234

>alfa breaks
IT'S A FEATURE BRAH, IT HAS CHARACTER BRAH
IT HAS PASSION BRAH
AND SOUL

PASSION AND SOUL, ALFAS HAVE PASSION AND SOUL!!
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>>14987147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8UrRv0if0

Just wait a year or two for early adopters feedbacks (in b4 consumer reports) and decide.
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>>14987195
Jelly Ameriburger butthurt because can't fit in the standard car seats
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>>14987205
>Amerifat in Italian car
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFlK-svbyO8

>German cars
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>>14987238
>all German cars are automatically VAG
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>>14987249
When it comes to memes all Italian cars are equally unreliable.
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>>14987249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zON4bWsl2Ek

They know anon, the fuckin know... ;)
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ALL'ALBA VINCERO
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What's your passion, /o/?
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>>14987414
watching my gf exploring her sexuality with the refugees we decided to host in our flat in Berlin
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today Giulia will be presented to the italian prime minister and some cars will be given to carabinieri
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>>14978827
>EU models
>rwd
>3 l V6
>manual
>2016
Already this makes me want one
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>>14987195
>still spouting ebin maymays
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I still don't like the front bumper.
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>>14990724
>the next day
>he still mad
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>>14979110
In italy when you see an Alfa you can fucking bet the faggot who is driving it is a terrone.
The typical 20-35 years old terrone only drives mito/giulietta and VW golf just like gypsies only drive Mercedes and BMW.
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>>14990777
>ritardato mentale spotted
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I want to be arrested just to ride in this bad girl
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>>14991283
You are just confirming what I wrote.
Terrone and carabiniere are used as synonymous here in Milan (not even joking).
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>>14991322
Anche io sono milanese e ti assicuro che i coglioni sono quelli che guidano vw Audi e bmw.

Arroganti e poi sono quelli che il sabato sera mettono l'auto in quinta fila e sui marciapiedi...oltre che targarle in Romania per non pagare il bollo.

Sulle mito ai rincoglioniti posso darti ragione, d'altronde per prendere la mito devi essere scemo in testa.
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Looks pretty cool, but I'd never buy one though. I would trust an Italian to wire a fuckin' potato-powered lightbulb.
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>>14991322
what the fuck is a terrone

and why is there so much Unordnung in Italian everyday's life
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>>14990748
Have shit to do, I don't shitpost all day you know.
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>>14991336
Nel peggiore dei casi ne ho prese 2 su 3: mito e golf sempre in mano a mandarini del cazzo.
Il guidatore medio Audi in effetti non è molto meglio, la sua manovra preferita è stare a 5 metri dall'auto davanti e provocare incidenti in tangenziale.

>>14991377
A terrone is a subhuman that lives or comes from south of Italy.
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>>14991322
>it's another checca milanese pensa di essere meglio dei terroni episode
bisogna proprio essere italioti..
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>>14992005
Africa, finita la pausa pranzo all'alba delle 18 anche oggi?
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>>14992022
>Africa
Alpi, prego
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>>14992022
>>14992033
Stfu niggers, or I'll call the Carabinieri™

>implying you don't want it to happen
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>>14991407
South of Italy meaning Sicily?
My family is from northern Italy and always wanted to know why I seem to naturally hate those grease balls. My entire fucking town is full of them.
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>>14978827
>MUH EQUALITY

I like how people act like this is new thing. Its been a thing since the early 90s
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>alfa
>good
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>>14992779
Usually everything south of Rome is considered terronia.
Naples and nearby cities are by far the worst part of terronia, it's inhabitants are hated even amongst terroni themselves.
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>>14992793
wtf man
That "blind guy" is really well known in Europe. It's Andrea Bocelli.
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>>14993099
Ayy
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>>14993111
>tfw I can actually understand what is written
>It'll be a pleasure when the Vesuvius does its duty
Shame it's not always that easy.
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>>14993099
Interesting. What's got the two parts of the country butthurt about each other?

>>14993154
>It'll be a pleasure when the Vesuvius does its duty
lol nice
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>>14993397
Yeah.
It's really similar in portuguese
>Será um prazer quando o Vesúvio fizer o seu dever
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>>14993397
South Italians are like niggers in Usa, they do nothing, they don't work, cry all day because of southern Italy inferior conditions, muh mafia everywhere (though they're ok with that and they're still voting the same mafious people) and so on.

Around Naples there's a FCA plant, Pomigliano D'Arco, and when the football national team plays suddenly every worker that day is home sick...and many more of these examples.

Fucking terroni, I hate them...
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